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Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Plant MONSTER. posted:

I made one up

There was this guy who kept recording and viewing himself ejaculating because he told me he liked to come to his own conclusions

Lol

# ? May 29, 2018 21:55

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:03

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Woefully unacknowledged is the fact that the recent British royal wedding was in a near neck-and-neck TV ratings competition with the premiere of the Channel 5 reality show "Britain's BUTTS", featuring the BUTTS, Britain's Uniformly Tight Tushie Squad, all competing for the title of having "Britain's Best Butt".

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# ? May 30, 2018 00:09

Manifisto

Kthulhu5000 posted:

neck-and-neck

# ? May 30, 2018 00:20

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A single spectral teat of indeterminate vintage appears above the Bavarian town of Wemding. The areolular apparition last 24 minutes and 17 seconds. The meaning of this is unknown.

# ? May 30, 2018 03:44

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A statue begins to weep purple fluids that gather into a message: "Uber but for purgatory."

# ? May 30, 2018 03:45

The Cockler: by Fluffdaddy

it's 1997 and you've just joined an irc channel for the first time and after deciding these people are worth impressing you stroke your chin and to let them know you 'get it' belt out your best ice-breaker; "i drink therefore i spam LOL"

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# ? Jun 1, 2018 07:29

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

FactsAreUseless posted:

Anyone may use this picture for a thread:

I like milk I mean everyone likes milk but I really like milk

# ? Jun 1, 2018 08:23

ButtTheShitmanFart: The worst that is, the worst that was, and the worst that ever will be.

School Bus songs but they are sang by downtrodden adults on a city bus.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 15:33

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ButtTheShitmanFart posted:

School Bus songs but they are sang by downtrodden adults on a city bus.

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
Then bring it to the recycling center so we can get the deposit back

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# ? Jun 1, 2018 21:01

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Ring around the rosie,
Pockets full of posie,
Oxy Oxy
we all fall down.

# ? Jun 1, 2018 22:05

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The wheels on the bus cost a lot of money

# ? Jun 1, 2018 22:59

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Miss Suzie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Suzie's life was empty,
A steamboat wouldn't

# ? Jun 2, 2018 01:57

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Help me operator,
The suicide hotline,
If you do not connect me,
I'll down pills with bottled

# ? Jun 2, 2018 01:58

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Winding down the day,
Old sitcoms on repeat,
Tomorrow won't be better,
This life has got me

# ? Jun 2, 2018 01:58

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Beating off to telemarketers,
How did it come to this?
Passed out in the bathroom,
In a pool of my own

# ? Jun 2, 2018 01:59

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Pistol in my mouth,
I'm doing it this time,
Don't you try to stop me,
It's better I just

# ? Jun 2, 2018 01:59

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Dicing up tomatoes,
Spaghetti by the ton,
Bag and freeze the leftovers,
Another meal for

# ? Jun 2, 2018 02:00

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

One day something's coming,
To put it to an end,
When the reaper comes to beckon me,
I'll greet him as a

# ? Jun 2, 2018 02:02

Manifisto

the wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round

the wheels on the bus go round and round
full of sound and fury
signifying nothing

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 2, 2018 02:04

ButtTheShitmanFart: The worst that is, the worst that was, and the worst that ever will be.

Cubone posted:

One day something's coming,
To put it to an end,
When the reaper comes to beckon me,
I'll greet him as a

Brilliant.

# ? Jun 2, 2018 03:23

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

These are all great. Cubone...:chef kiss: so good.

# ? Jun 2, 2018 14:35

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Interpretive "I gotta pee" dance

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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:43

Manifisto

post-pee dance that tells everyone else where to find the toilet

# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:47

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Cubone posted:

Miss Suzie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Suzie's life was empty,
A steamboat wouldn't

Cubone posted:

Help me operator,
The suicide hotline,
If you do not connect me,
I'll down pills with bottled

Cubone posted:

Winding down the day,
Old sitcoms on repeat,
Tomorrow won't be better,
This life has got me

Cubone posted:

Beating off to telemarketers,
How did it come to this?
Passed out in the bathroom,
In a pool of my own

Cubone posted:

Pistol in my mouth,
I'm doing it this time,
Don't you try to stop me,
It's better I just

Cubone posted:

Dicing up tomatoes,
Spaghetti by the ton,
Bag and freeze the leftovers,
Another meal for

Cubone posted:

One day something's coming,
To put it to an end,
When the reaper comes to beckon me,
I'll greet him as a

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# ? Jun 2, 2018 15:57

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

# ? Jun 2, 2018 16:04

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

post-pee dance that tells everyone else where to find the toilet

# ? Jun 2, 2018 16:04

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

A final fantasy vii walkthrough communicated entirely through pheromones

# ? Jun 2, 2018 22:40

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

The first and only semaphore novel.

# ? Jun 2, 2018 23:06

Manifisto

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

The first and only semaphore novel.

flag operator, with increasing frenzy: for twelve years you have been asking, who is john galt? this i--

*dies of cardiac arrest*

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 2, 2018 23:36

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A pornographic scented candle.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 00:03

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

A pornographic scented candle.

*sniff sniff* "is that sloppy vulvae i detect?"

# ? Jun 3, 2018 01:28

ShortStack: tinystax

elmo from sesame street but he retires and is replaced by muppet steve bannon

vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v

# ? Jun 3, 2018 03:08

The X-man cometh

Plant MONSTER. posted:

*sniff sniff* "is that sloppy vulvae i detect?"

Close! It's actually horny MILF

# ? Jun 3, 2018 03:14

Twenty Four

clothes for fish

hats for fish

accessories for fish

# ? Jun 3, 2018 11:41

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A flounder struggles to use glasses.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:04

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

The latest in poncho fashion for squids.

# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:04

Manifisto

*fish tips fedora* m'mermaid

# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:45

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Jellyfish wearing a Big Dog t-shirt, "I don't have a mind for fashion."

# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:49

ShortStack: tinystax

shark flip-flops that fit over their fins

vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v

# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:51

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:03

Manifisto

Codpieces�: hairpieces that make you look like a cod

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 3, 2018 15:14

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