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MadcapLaughs
Mar 17, 2007

Amused to Death posted:



e: Why don't you ask him to back up his claim. I mean if its been the cause of almost every nation's downfall, it should be pretty easy.

I asked him but he hasn't responded yet.

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Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


MadcapLaughs posted:

Is he correct about the downfall to societies?



These people drive me nuts. They get so pissed that people might actually speak other languages. I live in France and while I do speak good French I do appreciate when things have the option for English even if I don't really need it.

Some people just have serious inferiority complexes about languages. When I was in the Army back home I had a guy actually go complain to the commander when another soldier and I were speaking French within earshot. The commander did tell him to shut up but still, he was so angry about FOREIGN MOON SPEAK.

Amused to Death posted:

Yup, my reasoning is though most people have anywhere between what, 100-400 friends, statistically at least one of these people will read the comments though and see what an idiot the person is and possibly even learn something.

Outside of a few specific subjects I'm not a very effective arguer and I definitely appreciate seeing people pointing out people's bullshit and I'm sure others feel the same way.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

MadcapLaughs posted:

Is he correct about the downfall to societies?


Meanwhile in real life they pretty much always have the defaults in English and add "Para español oprima numero 7 añeste momento" (which I may have messed up spelling) on the very end. I've seriously never once run into "Press 1 For English," though admittedly I do this kind of thing online when I can help it.

Also, if you've ever met a third-generation descendant of immigrants, chances are you've met someone whose first language is English, and has a hard time communicating with their grandparents.

Historically is it even normal for a country to have a single unified language? It seems to me like those countries are the exception to the rule.

I Am The Scum
May 8, 2007
The devil made me do it

Make sure to point out that it's you're, not your. That's the way it's done in English.

The Anime Turnpike
Dec 30, 2010

Heavily colonized countries relegate any other language into a dialect. Mostly in Latin America.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Guilty Spork posted:

Historically is it even normal for a country to have a single unified language? It seems to me like those countries are the exception to the rule.

Offhand, I can't think of any countries without significant minority or regional languages except Japan.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Hell, from a historical perspective truly "unified languages" in countries wasn't a thing up until modern travel/telecom where people started to spend significant amounts of time communicating with people outside their region. Even today regional dialects can be pretty strong depending on how isolated the communities are.

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

Soviet Commubot posted:

These people drive me nuts. They get so pissed that people might actually speak other languages. I live in France and while I do speak good French I do appreciate when things have the option for English even if I don't really need it.

Do you speak good English too? :smug:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Soviet Commubot posted:

Offhand, I can't think of any countries without significant minority or regional languages except Japan.

Even then distinct dialects do exist in Japan.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Mitchicon posted:

Do you speak good English too? :smug:

Less and less :(

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Even then distinct dialects do exist in Japan.

Sure, although the real point of the "English only" thing is a society that is culturally homogeneous with ethnic homogeneity being very strongly implied. More than a few racists are pretty jealous of Japan in that regard.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Even then distinct dialects do exist in Japan.

Hoo boy do they ever. I studied in Tokyo but worked in Osaka. My Japanese was pretty decent, but until I started using Kansai dialect everyone I talked to was all like "OH! You came from Tokyo? Hahaha!"

So many words were so different that it was like re-learning the language.


MadcapLaughs posted:

Is he correct about the downfall to societies?



But pressing "1" is so much work! And I heard that when they say stuff in moon-speak they are saying how dumb I am! :tinfoil:

Mitchicon
Nov 3, 2006

KillerJunglist posted:

Hoo boy do they ever. I studied in Tokyo but worked in Osaka. My Japanese was pretty decent, but until I started using Kansai dialect everyone I talked to was all like "OH! You came from Tokyo? Hahaha!"

So many words were so different that it was like re-learning the language.

Jesus, this is why learning Arabic gives me a headache. All the different dialects make it insane. :psyduck:

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Mitchicon posted:

Jesus, this is why learning Arabic gives me a headache. All the different dialects make it insane. :psyduck:

Arabic is fascinating - it's essentially a family of languages, sharing a grammar and written form but mutually unintelligible (or nearly so) when spoken.

I think Chinese is the same; Mandarin, Cantonese, etc. have entirely different sets of consonants, vowels, tones, etc. but they're all written the same way.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
When I shop at Food City in Phoenix, it's pretty obvious that I'm not part of the primary demographic that they market to.

I barely speak any Spanish so it makes me feel really good when the signs have English translations in a smaller font.

That small effort let's me know that my business is welcome and that it's okay for me to shop there.

I'd be a real shithead to gripe when the situation is reversed.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Alien Arcana posted:

Arabic is fascinating - it's essentially a family of languages, sharing a grammar and written form but mutually unintelligible (or nearly so) when spoken.


It also hasn't changed in centuries, making it even more fascinating. If modern day Arabic speakers were transported back to the 1300's they'd be able to speak with the locals :eng101:

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

When I shop at Food City in Phoenix, it's pretty obvious that I'm not part of the primary demographic that they market to.

I barely speak any Spanish so it makes me feel really good when the signs have English translations in a smaller font.

That small effort let's me know that my business is welcome and that it's okay for me to shop there.

I'd be a real shithead to gripe when the situation is reversed.

You should be FURIOUS because AMERICA is a WHITE CHRISTIAN NATION that speaks ENGLISH like the FOUNDING FATHERS intended!! Anything slightly different from that is TREASON!!!!!!!!

:freep:

Skeevy Mcgee
Feb 17, 2007

To me it seems much more indicative of the downfall of society when a populace becomes too lazy and impatient to hit a button on a phone.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

I've seen variations of this post on some of my (very liberal) friends' Walls. I don't know if the anti-Obama/Gore elements are part of the original posting, but they seem to be insidious - the same hidden message is given in varying forms.


quote:

REMEMBER THIS LADY!!!

Look at this lady - Let us never forget!
The world hasn't just become wicked...it's always been wicked.
The prize doesn't always go to the most deserving.

Irena Sendler
Died 12 May 2008 (aged 98)
Warsaw, Poland

During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a plumbing/sewer specialist.

She had an 'ulterior motive'.

She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews (being German).

Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried and she carried in the back of her truck a burlap sack, (for larger kids).

She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto.

The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants.

She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard.

After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family.

Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize.

She was not selected.

President Obama won one year before becoming President for his work as a community organizer for ACORN

and

Al Gore won also --- for a slide show on Global Warming.


In MEMORIAM - 63 YEARS LATER

I'm doing my small part by forwarding this message.

I hope you'll consider doing the same...

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended.

This is being posted as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated by the Nazis.

Now, more than ever, with Iran, and others, claiming the HOLOCAUST to be 'a myth'. It's imperative to make sure the world never forgets, because there are others who would like to do it again, and this time, it may be your religious, ethnic, sexual preference or 'whatever' group.
It's not really an example of a crazy political forward - I honestly think my friends missed that part of the text entirely - but it stands as a good example of 'well it makes some excellent points'.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.

Alien Arcana posted:

I think Chinese is the same; Mandarin, Cantonese, etc. have entirely different sets of consonants, vowels, tones, etc. but they're all written the same way.

Yeah, Chinese is pretty nuts. Even people technically speaking "Mandarin" in some parts of the country are just :psyduck: for a majority of the rest of the country. Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_varieties_of_Chinese

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
When I went to Japan, and seeing about 70% of things in English, I came back with a greater appreciation for having Spanish as a second language when I phone places. I studied 3 years of Japanese in college, and I still struggled there.

Most places don't even say "for English, press 1." It's normally you'll hear "Para español oprima dos" and if you don't touch anything it defaults to English. The whole thing reeks of "I'm not racist, but..."

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
It's even better when they have that quote paired with a picture of John Wayne, who was bilingual and had several hispanic wives.

MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?
"Community organizing" is not why Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize.

Actually, to be honest, I have no idea why Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize.

Additionally, when Barack Obama was a community organizer it wasn't for ACORN. I have no idea what exactly Republicans think "community organizer" means; it's either something pathetically insignificant or deviously evil, but I doubt any Republican could explain to you how or why they came to either conclusion (both of which are obviously incorrect).

However, I will agree with the email that the Nobel Peace Prize is, along with most other major awards, basically bullshit.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

MisterBadIdea posted:

I have no idea what exactly Republicans think "community organizer" means; it's either something pathetically insignificant or deviously evil, but I doubt any Republican could explain to you how or why they came to either conclusion (both of which are obviously incorrect).

Because it's something he did. Republicans love to talk about personal responsibility and doing poo poo by yourself without government intervention; so Obama literally took it upon himself to try and better his community and got ridiculed for it.

Basically, "what did this Democrat do? that's bad because it is".

a foolish pianist
May 6, 2007

(bi)cyclic mutation

HipGnosis posted:

It also hasn't changed in centuries, making it even more fascinating. If modern day Arabic speakers were transported back to the 1300's they'd be able to speak with the locals :eng101:

That's not even kind of true.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

MisterBadIdea posted:

Actually, to be honest, I have no idea why Barack Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize.

Basically by being a US president who wasn't George W Bush or John "bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran" McCain

MadcapLaughs
Mar 17, 2007

He responded.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

MadcapLaughs posted:

He responded.



'The strong empires,' 'the major problems of the Society,' 'the downward slide.'

Your friend is a very specific fellow, isn't he?

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

seiferguy posted:

Most places don't even say "for English, press 1." It's normally you'll hear "Para español oprima dos" and if you don't touch anything it defaults to English. The whole thing reeks of "I'm not racist, but..."

That's all it is, their post might as well be "mexicans have mexico, americans have america, this is a white country!!!"

In Canada it's usually 1 for English 2 for French, and those options always precede an automated menu anyway. I want to know what company they're phoning where you press 1 for English to immediately speak to an English speaking representative.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Kro-Bar posted:

All House sessions can be found here, but it looks like they haven't gotten tonight's session up yet.
It's up now: HB 1412 by Kern and Anderson

quote:

Property; prohibiting adoption of United Nations Agenda 21/Sustainable Development policies that restrict private property rights without due process; effective date.

ETA: The awesome segment begins at 6:11:00 or so.
ETA2: The bill passed overwhelmingly. I'm sorry, Oklahoma. :(

Absurd Alhazred fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 14, 2013

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

MadcapLaughs posted:

He responded.



Thankfully we don't need the article to already declare it bullshit.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's up now: HB 1412 by Kern and Anderson


ETA: The awesome segment begins at 6:11:00 or so.
ETA2: The bill passed overwhelmingly. I'm sorry, Oklahoma. :(

Thanks for linking this, Absurd Alhazred. :p

I usually have our House video feed on in the background when I'm at work, and the Democrats generally have pretty reasonable discussions, but there's always a depressing "You fuckers are going to pass this anyway, aren't you?" vibe to their debates. Shelton in particular--when debating or asking questions regarding ridiculous laws--tends to say "Please don't let us end up on national TV over this [stupid bullshit]"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Kro-Bar posted:

Thanks for linking this, Absurd Alhazred. :p

I usually have our House video feed on in the background when I'm at work, and the Democrats generally have pretty reasonable discussions, but there's always a depressing "You fuckers are going to pass this anyway, aren't you?" vibe to their debates. Shelton in particular--when debating or asking questions regarding ridiculous laws--tends to say "Please don't let us end up on national TV over this [stupid bullshit]"

Fortunately (?) for him, Stewart and Colbert are on hiatus, and this is a bit too specialized even for them, I think.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Fortunately (?) for him, Stewart and Colbert are on hiatus, and this is a bit too specialized even for them, I think.

Probably. But it's not like it hasn't happened in the past.

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:

totalnewbie posted:

Yeah, Chinese is pretty nuts. Even people technically speaking "Mandarin" in some parts of the country are just :psyduck: for a majority of the rest of the country. Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_varieties_of_Chinese

As someone who lives in Hong Kong I am loving ecstatic that most of the time I can press 2 for English.

Cantonese shares characters with Mandarin but it's written differently enough it could be considered being a different language within the same family, like English and German. "Where are you going" would be "Ni choo nah lee?" 你去那里 in Mandarin but "Lay hoi bin dough?" 你去邊度 in Cantonese. When I was in Beijing there were some tourists from Henan at the forbidden city arguing about what country the Cantonese-speaking people from Guangdong province were from.

(drat foreigners)

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
If we're going to pick a national language, we ought to think ahead and choose one that will fit the changing demographics of our country. Spanish, Tagalog, Chinese or Russian might all be great choices!

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
I love living around foreign language speakers. It adds a lot to a community. I am sometimes angry at my parents for discouraging me from learning a foreign language. It was the greatest, most enriching thing to learn loving German. I love being able to engage with another culture.

I can barely fathom people who get pissed about pressing 1 for English. It's ignorant, racist poo poo and as a multilingual I say gently caress you.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

If we're going to pick a national language, we ought to think ahead and choose one that will fit the changing demographics of our country. Spanish, Tagalog, Chinese or Russian might all be great choices!

My grandparents have worked for the local tribal government for decades, and based on their experience and mine I would like to put forward the suggestion that we make this a Native-language-only nation, and ban not just Spanish, but English as well. Seriously, Native American languages sound so cool, especially coming from the mouth of an incredibly old man who lives out in the boondocks and barely speaks a word of English at all. I know all you're talking about is boring stuff about land parcels, buddy, and I barely understand a word you're saying, but I don't even care, I could listen to you all day. :allears:

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

Aeka 2.0 posted:

my conservative boss has texts with a poo poo ton of ellipsis.
Also I'm really starting to hate the term "common sense."

"Common sense" is code for "I don't actually know any of this, or know how to find information on my own to check it out, but it sounds good and confirms what I already thought, so that's good enough for me."

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Walter posted:

"Common sense" is code for "I don't actually know any of this, or know how to find information on my own to check it out, but it sounds good and confirms what I already thought, so that's good enough for me."

But it's a term with Patriot-Founding-Father-Revolution-cred, and is therefore unassailable.

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Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

Kegluneq posted:

I've seen variations of this post on some of my (very liberal) friends' Walls. I don't know if the anti-Obama/Gore elements are part of the original posting, but they seem to be insidious - the same hidden message is given in varying forms.



It's not really an example of a crazy political forward - I honestly think my friends missed that part of the text entirely - but it stands as a good example of 'well it makes some excellent points'.

Six million jews and ten million christians murdered by the nazis..?

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