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I have the suit and I gotta admit I still have no idea what they "did" to it?  Like I get the crown and the 100, but are those tire tracks on the back? I'm dumb, somebody hold my hand and explain it to me.
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Mar 10, 2024 23:12
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They're just laurels; the thing people are reacting to is the ludicrousness of having a giant hideous spraypainted crown and "LVL 100" on the back of the outfit, not visible until it's unlocked.
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Mar 10, 2024 23:15
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 of loving course they're laurels, I'm even dumber than I thought or the best testing indicates.And yeah, it's a bizarrely ugly suit for a final unlock, even the beat-up John Wick inspired one is better than that.
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Mar 10, 2024 23:20
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Stenciling is the one skill 47 hasn't mastered yet
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Mar 10, 2024 23:43
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I'm glad he got over his performance anxiety about dancing in front of other people between Hokkaido, Japan and Mendoza, Argentina 
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Mar 10, 2024 23:50
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Still crashing...could someone else test exiting Mendoza using the guerilla wetsuit at the wetsuit exit?
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Mar 10, 2024 23:55
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Discendo Vox posted:Still crashing...could someone else test exiting Mendoza using the guerilla wetsuit at the wetsuit exit? Any mission or specifically in Freelancer?
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Mar 11, 2024 00:33
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Caught Cubs Posting
Devo posted:Any mission or specifically in Freelancer? It's happening specifically for me on the last showdown of a campaign in freelancer, but I think it'd make sense to test the baseline guerilla wetsuit on wetsuit exit first.
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Mar 11, 2024 00:43
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Jerusalem posted:I'm glad he got over his performance anxiety about dancing in front of other people between Hokkaido, Japan and Mendoza, Argentina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tRpMUCwliM
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Mar 11, 2024 00:48
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Discendo Vox posted:It's happening specifically for me on the last showdown of a campaign in freelancer, but I think it'd make sense to test the baseline guerilla wetsuit on wetsuit exit first. Well it worked on the story mission. I’ll try to set up a showdown on that map.
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Mar 11, 2024 01:06
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I'll just try to clear the mission by some other exit tonight. Hopefully my file isn't borked in some other more intractable way.
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Mar 11, 2024 01:32
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Discendo Vox posted:I'll just try to clear the mission by some other exit tonight. Hopefully my file isn't borked in some other more intractable way. Yeah I just pulled off the showdown exit using the wetsuit. You owe me 1,000 Merces for changing into a second disguise 
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Mar 11, 2024 01:50
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 I somehow have never seen/done this in Blood Money  It is Blood Money right? The redneck wedding?
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Mar 11, 2024 02:36
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Jerusalem posted:
Correct. 47 will also dance at the clubs in the Mardi Gras mission.
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Mar 11, 2024 02:39
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Jerusalem posted:
That's probably the joke. Especially given by the time you unlock it, you probably don't have anything left to do.
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Mar 11, 2024 03:47
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Devo posted:Yeah I just pulled off the showdown exit using the wetsuit. My goondolences for your loss.  I just got it to work by taking a different exit; if it's any consolation, the subsequent prestige seems to have somehow eaten the legendary sniper that spawned in the reward box.edit: nevermind bypassed the issue by restarting the game and taking my shiny new legendary sniper rifle on my first mission without dropping it in inventory, suckit your 1k merces is mine now baybee To be serious it appears dropping the legendary (or the tools reward) that you pick up after performing a prestige will now cause it to totally disappear- gotta carry it to your first mission to keep them around. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mar 11, 2024 07:03
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I was having a real bad time with Freelancer Mendoza crashing a few weeks ago too, and eventually straightened it out by poking at my graphics settings a bit and it just started working fine again.
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Mar 11, 2024 08:18
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's probably the joke. Especially given by the time you unlock it, you probably don't have anything left to do. It almost feels like a parody of those ads for mobile games that are like: "level 1 thug, level 30 gangster, level 100 boss". Level 1: messy amateur Level 30: contract killer Level 100: silent assassin
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Mar 11, 2024 10:10
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Discendo Vox posted:To be serious it appears dropping the legendary (or the tools reward) that you pick up after performing a prestige will now cause it to totally disappear- gotta carry it to your first mission to keep them around. I have had issues with dropped items after a mission disappearing, including stuff I had for a long time, so I think it's related to network or engine issues failing to despawn the item and replace it in its respective wall/box slot. I once caught it and noticed the item was lying on the floor. My guess is dropping an item too fast or when there's a hiccup or something results in it falling to the floor (the "default" logic for dropping something, probably), and items on the floor are simply erased when you leave the safehouse. Probably, putting it in a slot manually ensures that can't happen.
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Both items disappeared entirely on being dropped; I’m a mission into the new prestige so I can’t test manual placement unfortunately.
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Well, this is awkward...
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Mar 11, 2024 19:14
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Sir, that’s the Queen!
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Wizard of the Deep posted:I was having a real bad time with Freelancer Mendoza crashing a few weeks ago too, and eventually straightened it out by poking at my graphics settings a bit and it just started working fine again. Were you by any chance crouched and/or trying to place something down on the floor? I've had the game freeze-crash on me numerous times in situations like that, and not just limited to Mendoza or Freelancer mode in general either. I've had it happen in the base game and on other maps like Haven Island and Paris as well. Adjusting the game settings and dialing back my hardware acceleration fixed most of it, but it still happens semi-randomly.  I generally have more issues with network connectivity; but as far as the random crashing is concerned, I'm still leaning towards my current PC is just old, tired and barely above minimum processor requirements.
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So I just discovered you can poison a banana tree on Ambrose Island. What? Why? It doesnt appear on Hitmaps and I can't deduce the purpose of it.
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Mar 17, 2024 18:07
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Fuzzy McDoom posted:So I just discovered you can poison a banana tree on Ambrose Island. What? Why? It doesnt appear on Hitmaps and I can't deduce the purpose of it.
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Mar 17, 2024 20:06
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Fuzzy McDoom posted:So I just discovered you can poison a banana tree on Ambrose Island. What? Why? It doesnt appear on Hitmaps and I can't deduce the purpose of it. 47 assassinated the Gros Michel in 1951.
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Rochallor posted:47 assassinated the Gros Michel in 1951. It had a 1 in 4 chance of dying out anyway
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THAT... is Miss Chiquita.
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That's bananas.
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So it turns out the bananas are only there in freelancer mode. In story mode its just a small tree, which makes sense because that is a baby banana tree and probably not mature enough for such a luscious bunch of banan's. I guess the extra poison plates show up on freelancer even if it's not a showdown mission. Imagine the indignity of being a syndicate leader walking along a remote cliff and stopping to pick fresh fruit right off the tree only to discover that the world's greatest assassin truly does think of everything.
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Nakar posted:"Good evening, 47. Your target is Arbor Day. That's right: The very concept of caring about trees. Seems a bit abstract, but then again, no one is more qualified than you are to handle such things." 47 has precedent in targeting Santa Claus...
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Mar 18, 2024 10:19
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“Poisoning a banana tree Michael? What can it cost, ten dollars? Call the ICA”
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Come to think of it, he's also technically assassinated a virus. Twice!
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https://twitter.com/ZeroSuitCamus/status/1770672493084213735
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The funniest Elusive Target I think was when I recently did the painting stealer one. Stole the painting before he got there, couldn’t figure out where he was, so I just chilled out near the start of the level and waited til he awkwardly waddled out to plug him lol
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Apparently The Undying elusive target is coming back in a little under 24 hours, and there's some Berlin Egg Hunt event as well. Good news for those of us who haven't done these in past years!
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Doing an occupational health and safety course and having to resist bringing up Hitman for examples of what not to do. And now I want to see 47 going undercover as a safety instructor.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Doing an occupational health and safety course and having to resist bringing up Hitman for examples of what not to do. Hm, the closest thing I can think of to Hi-Viz in Hitman is probably the race official in Miami, which coincidentally, is an excellent map for accident kills. I may be putting an OSHA themed custom contract together soon.
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Undying's out along with a $5 DLC for the permanent arcade and some reskin cosmetics. I'm surprised the reference gun from his trailer hasn't ever been an unlockable. I've run the ET again, haven't done the arcade yet, but looks like level 1 is the pen kill- should be straightforward. NB: The scientist outfit is pretty much 100% safe in the area you'll want to navigate. NB 2: Looks like this arcade uniquely doesn't have a cooldown on attempts. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 22, 2024 |
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