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ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

good day for a bris posted:

Leatherhead! Noooo!

52 was totally bossanova. Countdown? Chevy Nova.

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TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Ghostlight posted:

Batman's Shameful Secret › Post Funny Panels - Funny Comic Panels only! No edits

To the best of my knowledge, it's not an edit. :shrug:

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
*Why* do people like Geoff Johns again?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Senior Woodchuck posted:

*Why* do people like Geoff Johns again?

Flash, jsa, and Superman

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Samovar posted:

Look under the gut.
Oh I saw it. It still didn't make sense. "Foot!"

Ghostlight posted:

He's telling him to "walk" as in get out of the way/disperse, because the fatties are so large the legs are only there to provide forward motion rather than hold up their body - they're all sitting on a kind of unicycle skateboard contraption that allows them to move.
That makes sense.

But really I just wanted someone to respond to "Wheel?" With "Wheel!", and you all let me down.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Batman's Shameful Secret › Edits? No, Funny Panels!

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Batman's Shameful Secret › Post Funny Panels - Funny Comic Panels only? No! edits!

Brought to you by Lionel Hutz.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



So the Mandarin is recounting his origin and he drops this tidbit in:



"Direct descendant of Genghis Khan" huh? You and one-third of the planet, buddy.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Random Stranger posted:

So the Mandarin is recounting his origin and he drops this tidbit in:



"Direct descendant of Genghis Khan" huh? You and one-third of the planet, buddy.

This is it, my search is over, I've found the dumbest mask in superhero comics

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He stole it from Hawkeye.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

purple death ray posted:

This is it, my search is over, I've found the dumbest mask in superhero comics

I dunno, the sonic-The-Hedgehog eyes are pretty bad, but it's still no Havok with his carry-handles.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

purple death ray posted:

This is it, my search is over, I've found the dumbest mask in superhero comics

Anything that helps you see underwater isn't all bad.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Elfface posted:

I dunno, the sonic-The-Hedgehog eyes are pretty bad, but it's still no Havok with his carry-handles.



Or, for that matter, Iron Jonah, where your actual face appears on top of the mask.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

bobkatt013 posted:

Flash, jsa, and Superman

Like I said.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Selachian posted:

Or, for that matter, Iron Jonah, where your actual face appears on top of the mask.

How is that a bad thing?

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Selachian posted:

Or, for that matter, Iron Jonah, where your actual face appears on top of the mask.

These forums have seen worse opinions, but not many.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Selachian posted:

Or, for that matter, Iron Jonah, where your actual face appears on top of the mask.

if you have a face like JJJ's, you'd better be flaunting it

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
you dont need a face mask when you have the iron stache

Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?
Only cowards hide behind masks. REAL MEN hide behind high-tech armor that they paid someone to refurbish and operate for them.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





Uncanny X-Men #142

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Abroham Lincoln posted:



Uncanny X-Men #142

I assume the word bubble says "dur hur hur I'm Cyclops"

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Cuchulain posted:

I assume the word bubble says "dur hur hur I'm Cyclops"

*snikt* "hurts every time"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

SilverSupernova posted:

How is that a bad thing?

Well, it does defeat the purpose of using a mask to hide your identity.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Selachian posted:

Well, it does defeat the purpose of using a mask to hide your identity.

He ran around calling himself Iron Jonah so I don't think he gives a poo poo

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Selachian posted:

Well, it does defeat the purpose of using a mask to hide your identity.

He explicitly stated that he wanted everyone to know it was him.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Indeed he did.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MikeJF posted:

Indeed he did.



The best part is the mask doesn't have a mustache in other panels, so he's got a retractable mustache panel.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

MikeJF posted:

Indeed he did.



"I must become Dildo-Hitler!"

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

The best part is the mask doesn't have a mustache in other panels, so he's got a retractable mustache panel.

No you can see by the sound effect/glow that it's actually just transmitting his face onto the outside.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
While that is the canon explanation (As much as anything is canon or explained in Newspaper Spider Man) I vastly prefer the idea that he just had someone take a sharpie to the mask.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Elfface posted:

While that is the canon explanation (As much as anything is canon or explained in Newspaper Spider Man) I vastly prefer the idea that he just had someone take a sharpie to the mask.




So if he looked at you head-on or turned his head the other direction he'd just become a Picasso painting.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Does anyone have that set of panels where Captain America is fighting a bad guy and starts talking about Jesus?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Wheat Loaf posted:

Does anyone have that set of panels where Captain America is fighting a bad guy and starts talking about Jesus?

Are you sure you aren't just confusing that horrible line from the first Avengers movie with comic panels?

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Elfface posted:

While that is the canon explanation (As much as anything is canon or explained in Newspaper Spider Man) I vastly prefer the idea that he just had someone take a sharpie to the mask.

As I recall, it wasn't consistent between the weekday artist and the weekend artist, and what's more, it sure as hell looked like a sharpie drawing.
I choose to interpret the glowing as majesty

Veotax
May 16, 2006


The weekday and Sunday colourists fought over the colouring of the armour. The Sunday colourist correctly coloured the entire thing gold (since it was supposed to be Iron Man's original armour) while the weekday colourist tried to use the modern red and yellow colour scheme.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Are you sure you aren't just confusing that horrible line from the first Avengers movie with comic panels?

What horrible line? The reaction to SHIELD calling Thor a god? Didn't seem that bad considering Steve is usually christian or catholic anyway.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



SilverSupernova posted:

What horrible line? The reaction to SHIELD calling Thor a god? Didn't seem that bad considering Steve is usually christian or catholic anyway.

Yeah, he's from New York during the forties, so he's either some form of Protestant, Catholic or Jewish. That line seemed in no way out of character. I guess some people are super sensitive if the protagonists aren't atheist?

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Unkempt posted:

There's a dead Fatty complete with bellywheel in the Dredd film. I'd post a pic but my computer is in bits at the moment.

There he is.



Not really fat enough IMO

RiotGearEpsilon
Jun 26, 2005
SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

Unkempt posted:

There he is.



Not really fat enough IMO

yeah that's just a chubby American

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

RiotGearEpsilon posted:

yeah that's just a chubby typical American

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