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SpaceClown posted:were you union? There was a policy that if anyone said anything about unionizing managers were supposed to make an urgent call and they would basically lay everyone off, heard this story from a manager after we made a joke.
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vanisher posted:There was a policy that if anyone said anything about unionizing managers were supposed to make an urgent call and they would basically lay everyone off, heard this story from a manager after we made a joke. Sounds like Walmart. They nuke a store if rumors of unionizing show up. Fire everybody, close everything, start over. |
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i had a lot of fun with my 17 month old nephew but now I'm sick 
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alnilam posted:i had a lot of fun with my 17 month old nephew but now I'm sick the true cost of a nephew |
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alnilam posted:i had a lot of fun with my 17 month old nephew but now I'm sick you need to cook all meat thoroughly, even toddlers, I'm assuming you didn't even use a meat thermometer  edit: did you cook the stuffing inside the toddler? It's safer just to make the stuffing in a pot, good luck with your food poisoning
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alnilam posted:i had a lot of fun with my 17 month old nephew but now I'm sick ya I guess everyone looks p rad compared to a lil silly baby |
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Luvcow posted:you need to cook all meat thoroughly, even toddlers, I'm assuming you didn't even use a meat thermometer I'm a vegetarian so i didn't really know what i was doing tbh social vegan posted:ya I guess everyone looks p rad compared to a lil silly baby idk he looks pretty rad in sunglasses but I must say they fit me better |
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slap me silly posted:the true cost of a nephew |
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every day can be improved by looking at pictures of babies and animals in sunglasses like so   
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I got sunglasses for Christmas and you better believe I'll be wearing them all through this grey winter because they're shaped like hearts!!! passionate about sunglasses
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heading back to my place to try out my coffee grinder and make out with a pretty girl that's not my mom maybe do both at the same time |
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MrWillsauce posted:lol whats her name cuisinart
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big black turnout posted:cuisinart |
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big black turnout posted:cuisinart
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*social vegan and his special lady pass half ground coffee beans from mouth to mouth as they alternate between making out and grimacing* "I... b;each... I think they're getting close to ground... mmmppph"
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death sext posted:I got sunglasses for Christmas and you better believe I'll be wearing them all through this grey winter because they're shaped like hearts!!! DS: "Listen doc, I think everyone I meet is in love with me" Therapist: "When was the last time you took off your heart sunglasses?" DS: "Even you?? Is this a curse?!"
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Luvcow posted:*social vegan and his special lady pass half ground coffee beans from mouth to mouth as they alternate between making out and grimacing* "I... b;each... I think they're getting close to ground... mmmppph" These Folgers commercials are getting a little raunchy
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vanisher posted:These Folgers commercials are getting a little raunchy "spit it into my mouth... yeah that's the ticket.. oh yeah"
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we grindin we grindin we grindin *spits into a mug* |
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"ok now that we got the coffee made here's a 1/2 lb of raw beef we need to grind up to make burgers, here I'll feed it to you slowly" *unchained melody plays softly in the background*
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(Social Vegan discussing his gal pal Cuisinart) SV: I was grindin my beans all morning long "that... uh... what exactly were... wait I'm better off not knowing" SV: We filled the room with an aromatic bouquet of... "Stop talking immediately"
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Luvcow posted:"ok now that we got the coffee made here's a 1/2 lb of raw beef we need to grind up to make burgers, here I'll feed it to you slowly" You win whatever contest we were having just now and I surrender
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me and my gf at the relationship therapist's: therapist: how is your sex life me: it's been very coarse cuisinart: *gives me the stink eye* me: I meant fine fine its fine I guess it's fine |
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social vegan posted:me and my gf at the relationship therapist's: hahaha "I said FINE of COURSE will you stop reading into what I say Brenda??"
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hi yob, you guys give me joy. social vegan, make sure you and your lady do not forget to hydrate.
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i got a royalty check for my knitwear pattern sales from a now-discontinued book and it was 8 bucks someone let me buy them a name change gift certificate, i'm drunk on my riches as a published author
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whenever i'm about to make hanky panky with a beautiful lady I like to splurge and get us both one of the nice trail mixes from target
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I would change my name but I don't know what to.
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You guys are pretty funny. 
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Plebian Parasite posted:I would change my name but I don't know what to. if you legally change your name to jeff bezos i heard you get sent a poo poo ton of amazon stock and also free prime for life which is handy if you like buying things from the internet while you're high as a nice surprise for your sober self.
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Alnilam: oh my god is that Steve walking up our driveway Al's SO: Honey do your calming ritual Steve: big bro! Merry Christmas. Say can you lend me a couple gees?
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a dude punched a cougar at a tim horton's to save his dog. social vegan, i hope you're doing better. Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Dec 28, 2016
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