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Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

All of your sandwiches seem really bad tbh

But still butter than anything including an �Iowa chop�

Fake edit: this is definitely my worst snipe and I am not a good poster to begin with

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:50

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 13:05

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

pentyne posted:

They loving love a loose meat sandwich.

Go ahead. Google it. Its both completely expected and still horrifying. Its a sandwich for people who need as much help as possible to chew through meat.

Finally, a sandwich for me.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:52

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

This recently popped into my head again but every time it has, I've not been able to find the original thread to accurately decribe it:

Years ago someone posted in GBS a way for men to make themselves irresistible to women. The gist of it was that they'd have to jizz and piss into a jar, maybe combine it with some other stuff and let it ferment for a while, then spray it on themselves with an atomizer, like cologne. The 'science' behind it was that it was like bathing in testosterone and women would subconsciously be drawn to it. A handful of goons went through with it and documented their results, apparently.

Anyone got this thread archived?

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:53

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Mister Speaker posted:

This recently popped into my head again but every time it has, I've not been able to find the original thread to accurately decribe it:

Years ago someone posted in GBS a way for men to make themselves irresistible to women. The gist of it was that they'd have to jizz and piss into a jar, maybe combine it with some other stuff and let it ferment for a while, then spray it on themselves with an atomizer, like cologne. The 'science' behind it was that it was like bathing in testosterone and women would subconsciously be drawn to it. A handful of goons went through with it and documented their results, apparently.

Anyone got this thread archived?

So... basically taking the opposite of a shower in every conceivable way. An anti-shower.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:57

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

pentyne posted:

They loving love a loose meat sandwich.

Go ahead. Google it. Its both completely expected and still horrifying. Its a sandwich for people who need as much help as possible to chew through meat.

my parents are from Iowa and so I must confess that I get cravings for a Maid Rite sandwich like the kinds we'd get visiting gramma and grampa when I was a kid, but not enough to drive an hour into Missouri to get one

we used to have a chain in KC hilariously called Krumbly Burger but it seems they're down to one location

loose meat's dyin, cloud

e: lol

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# ? Aug 8, 2019 01:12

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

The original loose meat sandwich was unseasoned ground beef with chopped onions and mustard.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 01:34

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

I will never tire of telling people about the time Roseanne and Tom Arnold opened a loose meat sandwich restaurant in Iowa, called Roseanne & Tom's Big Food Diner"

Here's the, uh, recipe

# ? Aug 8, 2019 12:56

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Glenn Quebec posted:

The original loose meat sandwich was unseasoned ground beef with chopped onions and mustard.

Carroll Dietz of Missoula, Montana, created the precursor to the tavern sandwich in 1920, referred to as a "steamed hamburger."

Christ. Reality really is a Simpson�s reference.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 14:11

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

In 1899, Maude Montgomery of Bartholomew Country, Indiana made the precursor to the steamed sandwich called the "hot-air beef-on-a-bread" which was popular during the Great Blizzard of 1899 due to the fact it was at a comfortable room temperature.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 15:44

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

SA's greatest sandwich chat saga

# ? Aug 8, 2019 15:50

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Mister Speaker posted:

This recently popped into my head again but every time it has, I've not been able to find the original thread to accurately decribe it:

Years ago someone posted in GBS a way for men to make themselves irresistible to women. The gist of it was that they'd have to jizz and piss into a jar, maybe combine it with some other stuff and let it ferment for a while, then spray it on themselves with an atomizer, like cologne. The 'science' behind it was that it was like bathing in testosterone and women would subconsciously be drawn to it. A handful of goons went through with it and documented their results, apparently.

Anyone got this thread archived?

I think I have it bookmarked...yep, I'm terrible! PHEROMONEZ

# ? Aug 8, 2019 17:27

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Fleta you're like the unofficial SA historian I love it

# ? Aug 8, 2019 17:28

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Fleta you're like the unofficial SA historian I love it

I have mixed feelings! But I also have OCD and like to reread things.

E:

the smell of hot balls posted:

Warning: If you are a girl and you try this the results may be unpleasant or even disastrous. I warned you.

Even my pussy is tsking at this. (It's disconcerting!)

Seriously, though, smearing your sexual effluvia all over yourself must be unpleasant for everyone, and at least mine don't smell like Clorox.

Moreover, Bonanza Jellybean suggested this technique decades before this guy, so I guess what I'm saying is Tom Robbins is obviously a goon.

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Aug 8, 2019

# ? Aug 8, 2019 17:29

Spins: Feb 26, 2016; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I have mixed feelings! But I also have OCD and like to reread things.

E:

Even my pussy is tsking at this. (It's disconcerting!)

Seriously, though, smearing your sexual effluvia all over yourself must be unpleasant for everyone, and at least mine don't smell like Clorox.

Moreover, Bonanza Jellybean suggested this technique decades before this guy, so I guess what I'm saying is Tom Robbins is obviously a goon.

A tiny dab behind the ears isn't out of the question

He won't know what hit him :wink:

# ? Aug 8, 2019 18:03

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

luxury handset posted:

if you're going to poo poo all over the south you need to have a standard for excellence a drat sight higher than iowa of all places

it's like professing to be some kind of foodie and hating most common foods as plebian trash and then when it comes time to tout the perfect food you say "have you HEARD of Kraft Mac and Cheese???"

I'm pretty sure a goon has literally done this

# ? Aug 8, 2019 18:40

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Elephant Ambush posted:

SA's greatest sandwich chat saga

my favourite sandwich factoid is it took like 100 years of serving hot sausages directly into people's hands before someone was like "but what if bread??"

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:50

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Ghostlight posted:

100 years of serving hot sausages directly into people's hands

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:03

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Ghostlight posted:

my favourite sandwich factoid is it took like 100 years of serving hot sausages directly into people's hands before someone was like "but what if bread??"

And another 100 years after the invention of sandwiches, plates were a real game-changer.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:07

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

We should go back to the age of trenchers.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 23:28

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

We should go back to the age of trenchers.

Where rich people eat their extravagant meals off a stale slice of bread, then chuck the bread out the window to feed the poor's?

I have some bad news for you.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 00:41

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Fleta you're like the unofficial SA historian I love it

Fleta McLearn :eng101:

# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:15

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

Ghostlight posted:

my favourite sandwich factoid is it took like 100 years of serving hot sausages directly into people's hands before someone was like "but what if bread??"

I mean, sticks are not a new invention.

# ? Aug 9, 2019 08:48

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

pentyne posted:

Where rich people eat their extravagant meals off a stale slice of bread, then chuck the bread out the window to feed the poor's?

I have some bad news for you.

The bad news is that now, even this meagre level of social responsibility is scorned by the wealthy

# ? Aug 9, 2019 09:26