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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

calcio posted:

Campos would like a word with you.



Campos designed his own kits though. He wanted them to look like that.

And they're 90s awesome.

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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

calcio posted:

Buffon in his horrendous WC outfit...



:psypop: Sweet Jesus!

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
The home uniform for field players is just as bad. Belt buckle and fake muscles? Who thought that was a good idea?

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Nothus posted:

The home uniform for field players is just as bad. Belt buckle and fake muscles? Who thought that was a good idea?



Looks like a Transformer's face on the kit.

Oceanbound
Jan 19, 2008

Time to let the dead be dead.
Wow. I thought kit design had become a bit stagnant, then they pull a belt buckle out of nowhere. Bravo.

Not to mention the collar-shaped non-collar.

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn
the shorts are the worst part

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

I hope Puma don't put the belt buckle on their 10/11 club stuff...

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002

Directorman posted:

I hope Puma don't put the belt buckle on their 10/11 club stuff...

be prepared for the faux six-pack though!

calcio
May 7, 2007

No Totti No party

Directorman posted:

I hope Puma don't put the belt buckle on their 10/11 club stuff...
Tottenham 2010/11 kits featuring muscles and belt buckle with a cock on it!

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Italy got what they deserved. The only thing that would make the kits more appropriate is if they were made by Ed Hardy.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

calcio posted:

Buffon in his horrendous WC outfit...



You'd have to try pretty hard to look gayer than this

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

calcio posted:

Tottenham 2010/11 kits featuring muscles and belt buckle with a cock on it!

Swear that Tottenhams contract with Puma comes up for renewal soon and they're looking at Adidas

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
because I'm not fat I would LOVE if Spurs went back into business with Kappa

Nyarlothotep
Apr 14, 2007
Don't fail to see Nyarlathotep if he comes to Providence. He is horrible — horrible beyond anything you can imagine — but wonderful. He haunts one for hours afterward. I am still shuddering at what he showed.

Directorman posted:

I hope Puma don't put the belt buckle on their 10/11 club stuff...

The new Feyenoord kit has it, so they probably are. Apparantly they're supposed to be inspired by boxing shorts.


Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Nyarlothotep posted:

The new Feyenoord kit has it, so they probably are. Apparantly they're supposed to be inspired by boxing shorts.




I love that his gesture and expression seem to say "Man, can you believe this poo poo?"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hoover Dam posted:

I love that his gesture and expression seem to say "Man, can you believe this poo poo?"

I thought it was more of a "Hey, that guy looks just like me!"

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Shrapnac posted:

I thought it was more of a "Hey, that guy looks just like me!"

Dear adidas: Please feature the Nyassis in an upcoming MLS campaign. TIA yr pal Hoover

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Nyarlothotep posted:

The new Feyenoord kit has it, so they probably are. Apparantly they're supposed to be inspired by boxing shorts.

If they really want shorts inspired by boxing they should go for some nice 3/4 length sequined ones with tassles and a poo poo load of sponsor logos. That would look mint.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Puma did so well for the ACN as well

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

because I'm not fat I would LOVE if Spurs went back into business with Kappa

Fuckin' a dude. I lift in the 04/05 Away that I have and I feel extra swole :xd:. Love me some Kappa

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Nyarlothotep posted:

The new Feyenoord kit has it, so they probably are. Apparantly they're supposed to be inspired by boxing shorts.




Does it have the "visible man"-style fake muscles on it?

Nyarlothotep
Apr 14, 2007
Don't fail to see Nyarlathotep if he comes to Providence. He is horrible — horrible beyond anything you can imagine — but wonderful. He haunts one for hours afterward. I am still shuddering at what he showed.

Nothus posted:

Does it have the "visible man"-style fake muscles on it?

Thankfully, no. Seems the Italians alone have that privilege.

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn


"leaked" new kit, could be fake but if it isn't it'll be my favourite kit of all time

absolutely beautiful

e -

the more i look at it the less convinced i am it's real, it just doesn't look right

high effort/quality fake though if it is

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

luvd posted:



That'd go up there with the England Home and the City Away as one of the best modern shirts in loving ages.

Hope the trend of advertisers sitting a bit less prominently carries on.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

luvd posted:



"leaked" new kit, could be fake but if it isn't it'll be my favourite kit of all time

absolutely beautiful

e -

the more i look at it the less convinced i am it's real, it just doesn't look right

high effort/quality fake though if it is

I've never wanted a possible fake to be real more than this. I really want this to be real.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Akileese posted:

I've never wanted a possible fake to be real more than this. I really want this to be real.
I'm pretty sure every Arsenal fan everywhere wants this to be real.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
The only thing that could top that would be if the Red Knights actually take over United and release a Newton Heath shirt.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


luvd posted:



"leaked" new kit, could be fake but if it isn't it'll be my favourite kit of all time

absolutely beautiful

e -

the more i look at it the less convinced i am it's real, it just doesn't look right

high effort/quality fake though if it is

That picture is absolutely fake but it's probably based on the actual shirt.

luvd_
Nov 4, 2006

by T. Finn

wicka posted:

it's probably based on the actual shirt.

What makes you say that? They've said it's going to be a more retro shirt and the white sleeves are going to return but not much else.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

luvd posted:

What makes you say that? They've said it's going to be a more retro shirt and the white sleeves are going to return but not much else.

Retro style Umbro kit for Sweden has a round collar, similar look to it.

Umbro England Away has round collar, similar kind of cut.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

luvd posted:



"leaked" new kit, could be fake but if it isn't it'll be my favourite kit of all time

absolutely beautiful

e -

the more i look at it the less convinced i am it's real, it just doesn't look right

high effort/quality fake though if it is

I just noticed George Grahams tache in that picture, a quality mustache (large version):)

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002
i've never ever ever ever ever been able to find a way to complement gooners but if arsenal pulls that off y'all some lucky bitches.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
that is loving gorgeous

sponsors should be allowed just that much space on a shirt

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
There's no way Emirates lets their logo get shrunk down that small.

pimpslap
Nov 27, 2002
new home, old colors, same Arsenal

Nothus posted:

There's no way Emirates lets their logo get shrunk down that small.

Heh, it's not like they can just not pay, they already did.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Nothus posted:

There's no way Emirates lets their logo get shrunk down that small.

Shut up. I can always hope.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

ibroxmassive posted:

The only thing that could top that would be if the Red Knights actually take over United and release a Newton Heath shirt.

you mean

aRudeTeen
Jul 13, 2003

Imagine if you will, eleven Rocky Balboas staring you down on the pitch. - Puma Uniform Exec

aRudeTeen fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Mar 18, 2010

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

ibroxmassive posted:

That'd go up there with the England Home and the City Away as one of the best modern shirts in loving ages.

Hope the trend of advertisers sitting a bit less prominently carries on.

It's the City third and it doesn't get worn enough

Have one signed by Stephen Ireland though

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Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002

Transatlantic Gulp posted:

It's the City third and it doesn't get worn enough

Have one signed by Stephen Ireland though

i can help but picture him signing it in pink glitter ink.

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