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Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Slim Love is the man, and you'd be best served remembering that.

No, but seriously.

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Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."

Mornacale posted:

No, but seriously.

What was your bid again?

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

I bid '76 Jay Johnstone and '76 Dick Allen for '06 Vernon Wells.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Super-Auction

You have to bid specific players, you can't just bid every player on your feeders for someone!

Players on the auction block

Catchers
'98 Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez (Ineligible for 16 days in the Super-League)
Current Bid: '99 Jose Canseco and '99 Fred McGriff (OXB)
'06 Bengie "Not as good as Yadier, better than Jose" Molina
Current Bid: '40 Birdie Tebbetts (CHO)
'11 Jack "Action" Lapp
Current Bid: None

First Basemen
'64 Harmon "Killer" Killebrew
Current Bid: '05 Sterling Hitchcock, '95 Don Mattingly, '95 Jack McDowell, '72 Felipe Alou, '72 Steve Kline, '76 Bob Boone, 1 Ratings Challenge (HAR)
'09 Travis "Pronk" Hafner
Current Bid: '05 Jeff Bagwell, '92 Rheal Cormier (PHF)

Second Basemen
'11 Larry "El Zilcho" Gardner
Current Bid: '68 Jim Rooker, '04 Freddie Sanchez (WEB)
'34 Odell "Bad News" Hale
Current Bid: '32 Estel Crabtree (WEB)
'10 "Thunder" Jim Delahanty
Current Bid: '90 Gary Gaetti (WEB)
'68 Dick "The Downward Spiral" McAuliffe
Current Bid: '68 Dick McAuliffe (WEB)

Third Basemen
'85 Wade "Wade" Boggs
Current Bid: '84 Rick Sutcliffe, 3rd round dispersal draft pick, '28 George Sisler, '74 Charlie Hough, '77 Rico Carty (SJE)
'96 "Doomsday" Matt Williams
Current Bid: '70 Lou Brock, '10 David Aardsma and '98 Bill Spiers (NOM)
'11 David "Deep" Freese
Current Bid: '00 Barry Zito and 1 Ratings Challenge (CHO)
'09 "The Fall of" Troy Glaus
Current Bid: '05 Dan Wheeler (PHF)

Shortstops
'97 Derek "Gift Basket" Jeter (Ineligible for 33 days in the Super-League)
Current Bid: '82 Robin Yount and '65 Bob Allison (CUN)
'09 Jhonny "Spell Check" Peralta
Current Bid: 1992 Todd Zeile, 2011 JD Drew, and 1992 Felix Jose (PHF)

Left Fielders
'66 Frank "The Thunder God" Robinson
Current Bid: '85 Paul Molitor and '78 Dave Parker (POR)

Center Fielders
'01 Andruw "Name Not Found" Jones (Ineligible for remainder of Super-League VII)
Current Bid: '64 Jackie Brandt, '68 Jim Northup (WEB)
'06 Vernon "Not the dude from Mad Max" Wells
Current Bid: '76 Dick Allen, I don't want Johnstone (HAR)
'19 Happy "The Gambling Man" Felsch
Current Bid: '19 Charlie Hollocher (PHF)
'54 Larry "The Team Killer" Doby
Current Bid: 3rd Round Dispersal Draft Pick (NOM)

Right Fielders
'03 Vladimir "How does a walk work?" Guerrero
Current Bid: '39 Ted Williams (GOG)
'75 Dwight "Mr. Naptime" Evans
Current Bid: '84 Joe Carter, '77 Andre Thornton, '77 Jim Bibby, '77 Pat Dobson, '77 Mike Hargrove, '74 Bill Russell, '74 Lee Lacy, '74 Geoff Zahn, and '67 Denny Lemaster (SJE)

Starting Pitching
'41 Bucky "Buckford" Walters
Current Bid: '55 Eddie Yost and 1 Ratings Challenge (DUB)
'06 Roy "Doc" Halladay
Current Bid: '64 Jim Bouton, '57 Frank Sullivan, 1 Ratings Challenge (NEA)
'06 A.J. "Depression that Walks like a man" Burnett
Current Bid: '70 Mike Torres, '70 Reggie Cleveland, '64 Fred Newman, and '70 Jose Cruz (NOM)
'66 Steve "Sting" Carlton
Current Bid: '97 Larry Walker, '70 Thurman Munson, and '78 Dennis Leonard (LUN)
'98 David "Flash-man" Cone
Current Bid: '66 Brooks Robinson (GOG)
'09 Chris "gently caress the Cardinals" Carpenter
Current Bid: '91 George Bell (CHO)
'78 John "The Candy Man" Candelaria
Current Bid: '05 Wandy Rodriguez (PHF)

Relievers
'61 Stan "A Man" Williams
Current Bid: '11 Carl Crawford and '92 Bob Tewksbury (PHF)
'01 John "I love New York" Rocker
Current Bid: '04 Salomon Torres, '04 Oliver Perez (WEB)
'86 "The Eternal" Jesse Orosco
Current Bid: '04 Jose Bautista, '90 Brian Harper, a bunch of poo poo that I'm not going to waste my time giving to the Superstars anyway (WEB)
'06 B.J. "The Beej" Ryan
Current Bid: '78 Bill Lee (GOG)
'78 Tug "Tugglesworth" McGraw
Current Bid: '11 Chief Bender (GOG)
'09 Jason "Applesauce" Motte
Current Bid: '64 Joe Adcock and 1 Ratings Challenge (NOM)
'90 Dan "Don Pleasance" Plesac
Current Bid: '98 Bernie Williams (GOG)
'11 "Dead Man" Joaquin Benoit
Current Bid: '92 Mike Perez (PHF)

Smasher Dynamo fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Nov 14, 2012

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
This is my first gauntlet. Can anyone give some sort of overview as to how this works?

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

theacox posted:

This is my first gauntlet. Can anyone give some sort of overview as to how this works?

You play 40 games with the three other teams in your bracket, the two best teams from that advance to the next round and the two worst are relegated, repeat with the next bracket up until only two teams are left. So the worse you are, the more rounds you have to beat to stay alive.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."

theacox posted:

This is my first gauntlet. Can anyone give some sort of overview as to how this works?

Sure!

The Gauntlet for this season will have nine rounds. In the first round, the four worst teams will play a 40 game miniseason, playing each of the other teams in the round 13 or 14 times. The two teams with the best records will move on to the next round. The bottom two will be relegated forever.

In the next round, the two best teams from round one will face the two next-worst teams in the same 40 game miniseason and, again, the top two will move on, while the bottom two are relegated. This process continues until the final round where the team with the best record will be granted a place in Super-League VIII, while the other three teams are relegated. Of course, this might have to change slightly depending on whether teams drop out of the Expansion Cup or whatever.

The Gauntlet updates will alternate with playoff updates, and so there will be a Gauntlet update every other day. Injuries do not carry over from the regular season, nor do they carry on between rounds, so you should be at full strength at all times.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆


Rochester bids '65 Niekro, '24 Rice for '66 Steve Carlton.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET


Another bid before the auction ends:

1992 Todd Zeile, 2011 JD Drew, and 1992 Felix Jose for Jhonny Peralta

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

kw0134 posted:


Rochester bids '65 Niekro, '24 Rice for '66 Steve Carlton.


Would Rochester like to bribe me to withdraw my offer?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
The Ted Sox

GAUNTLET ROSTER:

Line up:

1. RF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. DH Juan Gonzales R
5. LF Jim Rice R
6. CF Willie Mays R
7. C Ivan Rodrigues R
8. SS Ray Chapman R
9. 3B Brooks Robinson R

Evans Catching:

1. RF Tris Speaker L
2. 2B Julio Franco R
3. 1B Palmerio L
4. DH Juan Gonzales R
5. LF Jim Rice R
6. CF Willie Mays R
7. 3B Brooks Robinson R
8. SS Ray Chapman R
9. C Al Evans R

Gauntlet Rotation

SP1: Kevin Brown 93 Rangers
SP2: Stan Coveleski 17 Inidans
SP3: Early Wynn 46 Senators
SP4: Warren Sphan 48 Braves (personal catcher: Evans)
Long: Jim Palmer 1966 O’s

Closer: Rob Nenn 93 Rangers
Setup: Tom Henke 93 Rangers
Short: Rick Honneycut 1989 A’s
Short: Red Barrett 48 Braves
Middle: Darren Oliver 93 Rangers

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

mentholmoose posted:



Another bid before the auction ends:

1992 Todd Zeile, 2011 JD Drew, and 1992 Felix Jose for Jhonny Peralta

I was about to wonder why you're so desperate for him, and after seeing what you're starting at SS, you can have him. :D

Still looking for offers on Mitch Meluskey and other guys from my feeder teams ('70 Cardinals, '10 Mariners, '64 Angels, '98 Astros) that I both didn't take and didn't offer in the auction.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
F.A.Q Super Auction for the EC?

Q. Are Super Auction players eligable for the EC

A. No, but you don't lose the players you bid either. The changes will be made to your roster after the EC is complete

Q. Will I have the players for the Super League

A. Yes, next season you will have the players. You'll also get your guys from the Expansion Draft.

Q. Can I bribe you into doing it before the end of the EC?

A. Look, I might do it, it's just a time commitment and I don't want to promise something I cannot do. Editing in players takes loving ages to get right and I'm not very good at it. I'll do it if I can find the time.



Smasher, I'm trying to set my playoff rotation to this:

Mathewson
Pedro
Walter
Curt

I don't care if Pedro and walter are swapped. Please make this happen. I think for that to happen I need to:

Disable List Mathewson
Ted Lilly to LR
Pedro comes in as number 2.
Curt schilling comes in at number 3.
DL Carlton

Then for the playoffs we should be up to slide in the rested Mathewson and move everyone else down a slot?

Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Nov 14, 2012

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

Smasher Dynamo posted:

Slim Love is the man, and you'd be best served remembering that.



You know what? Smasher is right. Jack Lapp isn't worth Slim Love. The Landers withdraw the bid.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

mrnoun posted:

Would Rochester like to bribe me to withdraw my offer?
And what do you propose? If that bid doesn't win I won't lose sleep.

Faustoan Bargain
Dec 24, 2009

I'd sell my soul for a pitcher with a power sinker...
:siren:CLEVELAND COMMIES LINEUP CHANGES:siren:


Didn't appear they took last month, but I'll take the winning record happily.

Thornton to AAA, Clippard to setup, Sale to short relief, Ryan to closer.

NEW lineup vs RHP
1. Brian Roberts 2B
2. Bryce Harper CF
3. Paul Konerko DH
4. Mike Morse 1B
5. Roberto Clemente RF
6. Willie Stargell LF
7. Miguel Tejada SS
8. Ryan Zimmerman 3B
9. Jim Pagliaroni C

NEW lineup vs LHP
1. Brian Roberts 2B
2. Melvin Mora 3B
3. Mike Morse 1B
4. Roberto Clemente RF
5. Miguel Tejada SS
6. Ryan Zimmerman DH
7. Willie Stargell LF
8. Jim Pagliaroni C
9. Jayson Werth CF

Not to overly reward Pagliaroni for outhitting the "starter" - start Lopez when Veale or Peavy are pitching, please.

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

kw0134 posted:

And what do you propose? If that bid doesn't win I won't lose sleep.


I hadn't thought about it. I didn't think you'd actually be willing to negotiate. Nobody's ever tried to bribe me before.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
'84 Joe Carter, '77 Andre Thornton, '77 Jim Bibby, '77 Pat Dobson, '77 Mike Hargrove, '74 Bill Russell, '74 Lee Lacy, '74 Geoff Zahn, and '67 Denny Lemaster for Dwight Evans

TKBomber7285
Feb 20, 2011


Couple of bids before the draft ends just for the hell of it.

1931 Gee Walker for '54 Larry Doby

1 rating challenge for '11 Jack Lapp

1993 Ellis Burks for '06 BJ Ryan

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007

TKBomber7285 posted:



Couple of bids before the draft ends just for the hell of it.

1931 Gee Walker for '54 Larry Doby

1 rating challenge for '11 Jack Lapp

1993 Ellis Burks for '06 BJ Ryan


If that's the size of the bid, I'll go 2 ratings challenges on Lapp!

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
Landers bid Henderson, Eddie Yost, and Larry Gura on Robinson.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
Cultists Bid

Carlton on Carlton

1st Round super draft pick plus Cuyler or Johnson on Frank Robinson

If that doesn't work

1st round super draft pick plus johnson on killibrew.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Final Super-Auction Results!

Players on the auction block

Catchers
'98 Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez (Ineligible for 16 days in the Super-League)
Current Bid: '99 Jose Canseco and '99 Fred McGriff (OXB)
'06 Bengie "Not as good as Yadier, better than Jose" Molina
Current Bid: '40 Birdie Tebbetts (CHO)
'11 Jack "Action" Lapp
Current Bid: 2 Ratings Challenges (LUN)

First Basemen
'64 Harmon "Killer" Killebrew
Current Bid: '05 Sterling Hitchcock, '95 Don Mattingly, '95 Jack McDowell, '72 Felipe Alou, '72 Steve Kline, '76 Bob Boone, 1 Ratings Challenge (HAR)
'09 Travis "Pronk" Hafner
Current Bid: '05 Jeff Bagwell, '92 Rheal Cormier (PHF)

Second Basemen
'11 Larry "El Zilcho" Gardner
Current Bid: '68 Jim Rooker, '04 Freddie Sanchez (WEB)
'34 Odell "Bad News" Hale
Current Bid: '32 Estel Crabtree (WEB)
'10 "Thunder" Jim Delahanty
Current Bid: '90 Gary Gaetti (WEB)
'68 Dick "The Downward Spiral" McAuliffe
Current Bid: '68 Dick McAuliffe (WEB)

Third Basemen
'85 Wade "Wade" Boggs
Current Bid: '84 Rick Sutcliffe, 3rd round dispersal draft pick, '28 George Sisler, '74 Charlie Hough, '77 Rico Carty (SJE)
'96 "Doomsday" Matt Williams
Current Bid: '70 Lou Brock, '10 David Aardsma and '98 Bill Spiers (NOM)
'11 David "Deep" Freese
Current Bid: '00 Barry Zito and 1 Ratings Challenge (CHO)
'09 "The Fall of" Troy Glaus
Current Bid: '05 Dan Wheeler (PHF)

Shortstops
'97 Derek "Gift Basket" Jeter (Ineligible for 33 days in the Super-League)
Current Bid: '82 Robin Yount and '65 Bob Allison (CUN)
'09 Jhonny "Spell Check" Peralta
Current Bid: 1992 Todd Zeile, 2011 JD Drew, and 1992 Felix Jose (PHF)

Left Fielders
'66 Frank "The Thunder God" Robinson
Current Bid: '85 Paul Molitor and '78 Dave Parker (POR)

Center Fielders
'01 Andruw "Name Not Found" Jones (Ineligible for remainder of Super-League VII)
Current Bid: '64 Jackie Brandt, '68 Jim Northup (WEB)
'06 Vernon "Not the dude from Mad Max" Wells
Current Bid: '76 Dick Allen, I don't want Johnstone (HAR)
'19 Happy "The Gambling Man" Felsch
Current Bid: '19 Charlie Hollocher (PHF)
'54 Larry "The Team Killer" Doby
Current Bid: 3rd Round Dispersal Draft Pick (NOM)

Right Fielders
'03 Vladimir "How does a walk work?" Guerrero
Current Bid: '39 Ted Williams (GOG)
'75 Dwight "Mr. Naptime" Evans
Current Bid: '84 Joe Carter, '77 Andre Thornton, '77 Jim Bibby, '77 Pat Dobson, '77 Mike Hargrove, '74 Bill Russell, '74 Lee Lacy, '74 Geoff Zahn, and '67 Denny Lemaster (SJE)

Starting Pitching
'41 Bucky "Buckford" Walters
Current Bid: '55 Eddie Yost and 1 Ratings Challenge (DUB)
'06 Roy "Doc" Halladay
Current Bid: '64 Jim Bouton, '57 Frank Sullivan, 1 Ratings Challenge (NEA)
'06 A.J. "Depression that Walks like a man" Burnett
Current Bid: '70 Mike Torres, '70 Reggie Cleveland, '64 Fred Newman, and '70 Jose Cruz (NOM)
'66 Steve "Sting" Carlton
Current Bid: '97 Larry Walker, '70 Thurman Munson, and '78 Dennis Leonard (LUN)
'98 David "Flash-man" Cone
Current Bid: '66 Brooks Robinson (GOG)
'09 Chris "gently caress the Cardinals" Carpenter
Current Bid: '91 George Bell (CHO)
'78 John "The Candy Man" Candelaria
Current Bid: '05 Wandy Rodriguez (PHF)

Relievers
'61 Stan "A Man" Williams
Current Bid: '11 Carl Crawford and '92 Bob Tewksbury (PHF)
'01 John "I love New York" Rocker
Current Bid: '04 Salomon Torres, '04 Oliver Perez (WEB)
'86 "The Eternal" Jesse Orosco
Current Bid: '04 Jose Bautista, '90 Brian Harper, a bunch of poo poo that I'm not going to waste my time giving to the Superstars anyway (WEB)
'06 B.J. "The Beej" Ryan
Current Bid: '93 Ellis Burks (POR)
'78 Tug "Tugglesworth" McGraw
Current Bid: '11 Chief Bender (GOG)
'09 Jason "Applesauce" Motte
Current Bid: '64 Joe Adcock and 1 Ratings Challenge (NOM)
'90 Dan "Don Pleasance" Plesac
Current Bid: '98 Bernie Williams (GOG)
'11 "Dead Man" Joaquin Benoit
Current Bid: '92 Mike Perez (PHF)

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007



Lineup:
LF Raines '85
2B Collins '11
1B Gehrig '26
CF DiMaggio '38
RF Aaron '65
DH Nomar '99
3B Brett '79
C Hartnett '34
SS Joost '48

Bench:
C Lollar (PC for Clemens) '46
IF Bellhorn '04
IF Fox '48
OF Henderson '80
OF Ramirez '04

Pitching:
Use the off-day to rearrange our rotation as follows:
SP Pedro '99
SP Clemens '85
SP Feller '46
SP Reuschel '77
SP Maddux '95

If I'm counting right, that should give us Maddux-Pedro-Clemens for the Bobbles series, then Feller if a playoff is necessary.

Bullpen:
CL Rivera '99
SU Henke '85
SR Nathan '06
SR Lefferts '84
MR Foulke '04
LR Carlton '66


Minors:
C Lapp '11
IF Yost '46
IF Teufel '91
OF Murphy '80
P Williamson '04
P Love '18
P Arroyo '04
P Richard '80
P Gura '79
P Leskanic '96
P Langford '80

The Goog
Aug 6, 2007

It's a Goog Day, yes it is!


Alright, boys. This is our last stand. Some of you--Earl, Shin-Soo, Chief--have been here since the beginning. Others are new, or were new, and are playing here for the first time. I'll spare you all the gory details, but suffice it to say that we need a miracle. I honestly believe--I deep down, truly believe--that this team, right now, is the strongest team to ever carry the Great Googly-Mooglies banner. This team is better than the one that nearly made the playoffs in Super League I. It's better than the one that started this season. It's better than the one that I had just two days ago. This team is better than them all. I just hope it's good enough.

Rock on, boys. I'll see you on the other side.

25-Man Roster:

C 2009 Yadier Molina
1B 2001 Jeff Bagwell
2B 1997 Chuck Knoblauch
SS 1984 Cal Ripken, Jr.
3B 2001 Chipper Jones
RF 2009 Shin-Soo Choo
CF 1934 Earl Averill
LF 2003 Vladimir Guerrero
DH 1939 Hank Greenberg

BN 1911 Stuffy McInnis
BN 1912 Chief Meyers
BN 2009 Mark DeRosa
BN 2004 Andruw Jones
BN 2009 Grady Sizemore

SP 1911 Chief Bender
SP 2009 Cliff Lee
SP 2001 Mike Mussina
SP 1998 David Cone
SP 2011 Justin Verlander

RP 1978 Tug McGraw
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Chris Perez
RP 2009 Kerry Wood
RP 2009 Justin Masterson
RP 1990 Dan Plesac

Minors:

1911 "Lightning" Amos Strunk
1934 Joe Vosmik
1985 Joe Carter
1934 Lloyd Brown
1978 Bill Lee
2009 Joe Smith


Lineups:

vs RHP

1. Earl Averill CF
2. Vladimir Guerrero LF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Hank Greenberg DH
5. Chipper Jones 3B
6. Shin-Soo Choo RF
7. Cal Ripken, Jr. SS
8. Yadier Molina C
9. Chuck Knoblauch 2B

vs LHP

1. Cal Ripken, Jr. SS
2. Vladimir Guerrero LF
3. Jeff Bagwell 1B
4. Hank Greenberg DH
5. Chipper Jones 3B
6. Earl Averill RF
7. Andruw Jones CF
8. Yadier Molina C
9. Chuck Knoblauch 2B

Pitching Rotation:

SP1. Justin Verlander
SP2. Mike Mussina
SP3. Chief Bender
SP4. David Cone
SP5. Cliff Lee

LR Justin Masterson
MR Dan Plesac
SR Chris Perez
SR Tug McGraw
SU Kerry Wood
CL Kerry Wood

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Faustoan Bargain posted:

:siren:CLEVELAND COMMIES LINEUP CHANGES:siren:


Sorry fixed.

:siren:EC Home Run Derby Results

I was asked to do a bonus update for this, so here it is! The regular update will be tommorrow.

2012 Home Run Showdown

FIRST ROUND (10 Outs)

PLAYER HOMERS
Babe Ruth (SSU) 19
Paul Konerko (CCM) 12
Chipper Jones (CSM) 12
Ted Williams (NEA) 8
Alex Rodriguez (FFD) 7
Kirby Puckett (W2B) 6
Mickey Mantle (NEA) 5
Darrell Porter (OSP) 5
Scott Rolen (OSP) 5
Joe Torre (SJE) 1

SECOND ROUND (5 Outs)

PLAYER HOMERS
Babe Ruth (SSU) 6
Paul Konerko (CCM) 5
Ted Williams (NEA) 4
Chipper Jones (CSM) 1

FINAL ROUND (5 Outs)

PLAYER HOMERS
BABE RUTH (SSU) 3
Paul Konerko (CCM) 1

WINNER: Babe Ruth

Is anyone surprised? No? Well I guess I am about Paul Konerko.

:siren:EC All Star Game



Blue league squeak home in a high scoring affair, giving home ground advantage in the EC cup to the blue team winners.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Where's my token all-star?
I can't sell season tickets like this!

e: Forgot I was Orange League.
Good job, Tom Gordon!

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Where's my token all-star?
I can't sell season tickets like this!

e: Forgot I was Orange League.
Good job, Tom Gordon!

He probably single handedly cost you and you personally home ground advantage.


Cthulhu Dreams fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Nov 14, 2012

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."


Pull Schilling and Bunning off the line this week; use Chris Young and Chris Short to eat the starts.

Give Papi a week at DH and see if he can manufacture up some gaudy stats.

I guess I am playing Red Rolfe at third, but I might as well make that official.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Smasher League Week 26 Injury Report

So, how drama filled was the final week of the season? Well, the Landers got themselves eliminated before their series against the Bobbleheads even started...and then the Bobbleheads unified the Television and Heavyweight Championships just for kicks. Thus concludes the regular season of Super-League VII: Town Without Parity.

Finger Lakes Phoenixes
Jake Peavy (SP) (Tragedy!) - Out for Season

Viscount Slim
Mar 9, 2012
Ouch. Sorry, mrnoun.

So, Smasher, when do you want playoff rosters?

I enjoyed that "preview the contenders" thing you did for the Smasher League last week, by the way. Always glad to hear your insights.

What will Mornacale do with the shower of mediocrity he won in the auction? The world wonders.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Viscount Slim posted:

Ouch. Sorry, mrnoun.

So, Smasher, when do you want playoff rosters?

I enjoyed that "preview the contenders" thing you did for the Smasher League last week, by the way. Always glad to hear your insights.

What will Mornacale do with the shower of mediocrity he won in the auction? The world wonders.

Not have Freddy Sanchez or Craig Wilson on my bench. :toot:

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Cthulhu Dreams posted:

He probably single handedly cost you and you personally home ground advantage.



That's some world class manager AI right there.

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
No games of the week this time, mainly because there were no real good games to write up. Instead, playoff previews!



Dynamo League First Round Series: Burma Imperialists vs. Rockford Losers



Burma Imperialists

Owner: Viscount Slim (3rd Season as Owner)
Location: Mandalay Bay, Burma
Home Grounds: Old Moulmein Park

Playoff History

Super-League VI
Lost to Finger-Bangers 1-3 in DLDS

Team Overview

Rudyard Kipling posted:

Comes now, to search your manhood
Through all the thankless years,
Cold-edged with dear-bought wisdom,
The judgment of your peers!

You can't talk about the Imperialists without talking about competence.

The Imperialists are not a great team, they have holes in their infield, a rather unimpresive outfield, a rotation that always seems to be down a starting pitcher, and a bullpen that is erratic at best, a powderkeg at worst.

Even more telling, their two division titles have come against inferior competition. The shell of the Phantoms were the best team he faced in Super-League VI, and they sold off most of their best assets towards the end of that season, effectively conceding the Memento Mori Division. This season, he faced the lukewarm Bulldogs, the apathetic Saints, and the Denny Rainwater-infused Postmodernists, not exactly the sternest competition.

But, you know what, he won last season, and he won this season and, as much as you might want to denigrate those achievements, they still are achievements. The Imperialists weren't great, but they were good enough. They didn't self-destruct, they didn't underachieve, they took care of their business and got a couple of a playoff berths because of it. And, in the end, that's really the best an owner can do for his team.

The core of his lineup is the Berkman/Edmonds/Bagwell power trio that provide his lineup with the walks and home runs they rely on to survive. The top of the lineup, Henderson and Collins get on base and make sure that the power bats get plenty of RBI opportunities and steal a few bases. The bottom third is just merely adequate, with the catcher and third base platoons providing some production while Placido Polanco...is there. Defensively, it's a solid, if not exactly great, squad, with Edmonds being great and everyone else being at least decent for their positions.

The rotation for the playoffs will probably be Smith/Sutton/Greinke/Messersmith, which should also be decent enough. Not overpowering, especially compared to the team they'll be facing, but a good group nonetheless.




Rockford Losers

Owner: ToiletofSadness (3rd Season as Owner)
Location: Rockford, IL
Home Grounds: Rockford Municipal Stadium

Playoff History

Super-League V
Lost to Fukuoka Finger-Bangers 1-3 in DLDS

Super-League VI
Defeated Florida Oranges 3-2 in DLDS
Lost to Fukuoka Finger-Bangers 1-4 in DLCS

Team Overview

Sun Tzu posted:

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

You can't talk about the Losers without talking about controlling one's own fate.

For all of the discussion about Marauder's swindles, and Beet's strategies, and Viscount Slim's fortune, not much has been said about ToiletofSadness's roster moves. This is despite the fact that he's now made the playoffs in each of his first three seasons, and has had the best record in the Dynamo League in both Super-League VI and VII.

But ToiletofSadness has never been satisfied about just building a great team, he's slowly been sure been honing his team to make it better, step by step. Unlike other owners, ToiletofSadness has never been about making a lot of moves, or that many blockbusters. Instead, each roster move he makes is deliberate, focused. Flipping McDowell for Drysdale, building up enough assets to bid for Satchel Paige, challenging for Joe Cronin and so on. When the opportunity arose to make a great deal, ToiletofSadness made sure that he closed the deal, devoting all of his team's energies to making sure he got what he wanted for his team. Otherwise, though, ToiletofSadness was content to let his team play, confident that he had put them in a position to succeed, confident that, over time, the roster he had built would carry his team over the peaks and valleys of luck.

In terms of gameplay, the Losers are built around a consistent offense and devastating pitching. The Losers' lineup is good, but hardly overpowering. Its job is not to carry the team, instead, it's only there to ensure that it puts enough runs on the board to let the pitching do its work.

And that is where the true power of the Losers lies. Drysdale, Seaver, Paige and Ryan form the most dominant starting rotation in the league, with both Drysdale and Paige recording over 20 wins this season. These are power pitchers first and foremost. They don't pitch to contact, they don't induce groundballs and let the defense do their job for them, they get on the mound and they strike batters out.

In the end, the Losers make no compromises. They don't want to trust the vagaries of fielding, so they use power pitching and power hitting. Their greatness must not be allowed to be the result of fickle fortune, instead, like their roster, their greatness must be designed and brought into being through careful planning.


Position-by-Position Breakdown

Catcher
Darrell Porter (BUR) (.260/.344/.450, 12 HRs)
Carlton Fisk (BUR) (.258/.326/.465, 14 HRs)
vs.
Joe Torre (ROC) (.280/.327/.404, 10 HRs)
Victor Martinez (ROC) (.280/.328/.362, 2 HRs)

The Porter/Fisk platoon has been electric this season, with both catchers doing a great job at the plate and being solid in the field. Torre and Martinez haven't been bad either, but they lack the power of Porter/Fisk.

EDGE: Imperialists

First Baseman
Jeff Bagwell (BUR) (.240/.327/.393, 21 HRs)
vs.
Frank Thomas (ROC) (.300/.369/.458, 14 HRs, 34 2Bs)

This was the great first baseman debate of the '90s, and I think that most sabermetricians eventually concluded that Bagwell was probably the superior player, especially since Thomas couldn't really play defense. But, in the Super-League, it's pretty clear who wins this round, even with the Big Hurt's injury-abbreviated season.

EDGE: Losers

Second Baseman
Eddie Collins (BUR) (.310/.388/.386, 22 2Bs, 22 SBs)
vs.
Pete Rose (ROC) (.292/.337/.385, 22 2Bs)

The number may make this appear superficially close, but Collins is a legit second baseman, while Rose is just a guy who played second base. He also has the better on-base and power numbers, which, to be fair, isn't particularly surprising, sine Rose was always a guy looking to make contact over everything else.

EDGE: Imperialists

Third Baseman
Eddie Mathews (BUR) (.209/.289/.373, 21 HRs)
Matt Williams (BUR) (.263/.336/.441, 5 HRs)
vs.
Kevin Youkilis (ROC) (.260/.313/.418, 11 HRs, 35 2Bs)

Someday, I'll figure out exactly why everyone who plays third base for the Imperialists immediately collapses into abject mediocrity or worse. Mathews and Williams are just the latest victims. Youk will be back for the playoffs, and even with his middling stats, I'll still take him over two guys who are apt to combine for about 27 Ks in the first round series.

EDGE: Losers

Shortstop
Placido Polanco (BUR) (.277/.306/.352, 12 2Bs)
vs.
Miguel Tejada (ROC) (.352/.374/.511, 4 HRs in 182 ABs)

Is death an option? First, let's throw away Tejada's stats, because they're over a tiny sample size. He's not really that good of a hitter, not even with all of the PEDs in the world. That said, he's not going up against stiff competition. Polanco isn't a great hitter, and he's not even a real shortstop. This is a position of weakness for both teams, but I hate Tejada less.

EDGE (by default): Losers


Left Fielder
Rickey Henderson (BUR) (.308/.423/.396, 35 SBs)
vs.
Tris Speaker (ROC) (.293/.358/.416, 41 2Bs, 14 3Bs)

Interesting. Henderson has drawn a ton of walks, but is a significantly worse as a fielder. Although, to be fair, just about every outfielder in history is significantly worse than Speaker. Still, that's a hell of an OBP by Rickey, and that tips the scale for me.

EDGE: Imperialists

Center Fielder
Jim Edmonds (BUR) (.272/.357/.509, 32 HRs)
vs.
Oscar Charleston (ROC) (.280/.341/.471, 25 HRs)

This is close, because Edmonds is playing in a much better environment for hitters than Charleston, who has to play in a big, cold stadium for his home games. If they both played in run-neutral stadiums, Charleston would probably hit for more home runs. Plus, Charleston is a better fielder, although Edmonds is drat good as well. The numbers say one thing, but my brain tells me another.

EDGE: Losers

Right Fielder
Lance Berkman (BUR) (.300/.381/.512, 19 HRs, 44 2Bs)
vs.
Frank Robinson (ROC) (.313/.378/.544, 33 HRs)

Berkman is nice, but Frank Robinson was just devastating this year.

EDGE: Losers

Starting Pitchers
Hilton Smith (BUR) (18-6, 2.37 ERA, 224.1 IP, 125 Ks)
Don Sutton (BUR) (16-9, 2.98 ERA, 217.2 IP, 99 Ks)
Zack Greinke (BUR) (14-8, 3.83 ERA, 173.2 IP, 139 Ks)
Andy Messersmith (BUR) (7-8, 4.19 ERA, 169.2 IP, 119 Ks)
vs.
Don Drysdale (ROC) (22-6, 3.09 ERA, 215.1 IP, 143 Ks)
Tom Seaver (ROC) (11-8, 3.28 ERA, 208.1 IP, 128 Ks)
Satchel Paige (ROC) (20-5, 1.83 ERA, 202.0 IP, 213 Ks)
Nolan Ryan (ROC) (12-11, 4.23 ERA, 191.2 IP, 185 Ks)

The Imperialists probably have the 2nd best rotation of the playoff teams in the Dynamo League. But the Losers have the best one. Smith and Sutton are a dominating 1-2 punch, but the quality drops off quickly after that, while the Losers roll four deep.

EDGE: Losers

Bullpen
Jonathan Papelbon (BUR) (0-5, 2.20 ERA, 65.1 IP, 63 Ks, 35 Svs)
vs.
John Smoltz (ROC) (4-5, 4.29 ERA, 92.1 IP, 60 Ks, 15 Svs)

Papelbon had the better season, but the rest of the Imperialists' bullpen is made up of guys like Mike Timlin and Alan Embree, and while I'm sure that impresses you if you're a Red Sox fan, it leaves me cold, especially since the Losers also have John Wetteland and Randy Myers (who, admittedly, didn't have a great season, but is still a good reliever).

EDGE: Losers


Dynamo League First Round Series: Fukuoka Finger-Bangers vs. Dubai Dervishes



Fukuoka Finger-Bangers

Owner: The Merry Marauder (7th Season as Owner)
Location: Fukuoka, Kyushu
Home Grounds: Sumitomo Mitsui Group Park

Playoff History

Super-League II
Lost to Virginia City Vigilantes 2-3 in DLDS

Super-League III
Defeated Providence Murderbots 3-1 in DLDS
Defeated Cleveland Unicorns 4-3 in DLCS
Defeated Honololu Lava Flows 4-0 in Finals
Super-League III Champions

Super-League V
Defeated Rockford Losers 3-1 in DLDS
Defeated Florida Oranges 4-1 in DLCS
Lost to Gander Doppel-Bangers 1-4 in Finals

Super-League VI
Defeated Burma Imperialists 3-1 in DLDS
Defeated Rockford Losers 4-1 in DLCS
Lost to Chicago Bobbleheads 1-4 in Finals

Team Overview

Henry VI, Part III, Act 3, Scene 2 posted:

I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall;
I'll slay more gazers than the basilisk;
I'll play the orator as well as Nestor,
Deceive more slily than Ulysses could,
And, like a Sinon, take another Troy.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
Tut, were it farther off, I'll pluck it down.

You can't talk about the Finger-Bangers without repeating what has already been said.

The Finger-Bangers have won three of the last four Dynamo League Championships. They have won the Sic Transit Vir Division three straight times. They are soon to see the Juggernauts and Unicorns, their former rivals, buried forever. They gain more and more elite players every year. They have already won the Super-League once, can they do it again?

But the end of their story has already been written. Some day, perhaps at the end of this season, perhaps many seasons down the line, they will win the Super-League again and face the Macho Men in one last, titanic battle to decide the fate of the Super-League once and for all. Everything up to then is just killing time.




Dubai Dervishes

Owner: Beet (2nd Season as Owner)
Location: Dubai, UAE
Home Grounds: Burj Stadium

Playoff History

Super-League VI
Lost to Florida Oranges 0-1 in Wildcard Playoff

Team Overview

Edward Said posted:

Every empire, however, tells itself and the world that it is unlike all other empires, that its mission is not to plunder and control but to educate and liberate.

You can't talk about the Dervishes without talking about cohesion.

Individually, the pieces of the Dervishes don't seem to work. Ozzie Smith doesn't hit enough to start for a good Super-League team. An old Gaylord Perry and Wes Ferrell aren't key parts of a good starting rotation.

But it has worked for the past two seasons, mainly because, more than any other contender, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. The defense allows the pitching to succeed, which, in turn, allows for the offense to get by with its relatively weak bats. Every piece of the team works in harmony with the other pieces, creating a resonance that propels the Dervishes far beyond where they should seem to go.

Of course, this can only go so far. The Dervishes' pitchers, with the exception of Bob Gibson, are not that impressive, and Stan Musial and Buck Leonard are the only truly elite hitters the Dervishes have. That's not to say that the Dervishes' successes are smoke and mirrors, but it does raise question about what will happen when they run into a team that simply has more talent than them.

The Dervishes are the youngest team in the Dynamo League playoffs, in only their second season. Last year, they lost the wildcard playoff to the Florida Oranges in a disappointing end to a largely triumphant season. This time around, the Dervishes will have an opportunity to prove that they truly belong among the elite of the Super-League.

Position-by-Position Breakdown

Catcher
Yogi Berra (NYF) (.306/.344/.440, 10 HRs)
Thurman Munson (NYF) (.341/.409/.390, 2 2Bs in 82 ABs)
vs.
Johnny Bench (DUB) (.274/.326/.429, 20 HRs)

Marauder's platoon worked pretty well, with a BA well over .300, which is impressive even if BA is an imperfect stat, but Johnny Bench was superior defensively and offensively.

EDGE: Dervishes

First Baseman
Frank Thomas (NYF) (.236/.318/.401, 18 HRs)
Buck Leonard (DUB) (.278/.357/.479, 23 HRs, 34 2Bs)

The Big Hurt was hurt for a lot of the year, and so didn't have a chance to bulk up his numbers. Even still, Buck Leonard is the better player, with a better bat, and the ability to actually play first base without looking completely ridiculous, which Thomas never could manage.

EDGE: Dervishes

Second Baseman
Nap Lajoie (NYF) (.304/.342/.421, 45 2Bs, 21 SBs)
vs.
Joe Morgan (DUB) (.251/.336/.401, 32 2Bs, 17 HRs, 16 SBs)

Lajoie seems, at first blush, the better offensive player, but not by a lot, as he has almost no home run power while Morgan hit 17 home runs. Morgan also stole his bases at a much higher percentage than Lajoie. Oh, and Morgan was also a much, much better defensive player than Lajoie. Sometimes, looks can be deceiving.

EDGE: Dervishes

Third Baseman
Edgar Martinez (NYF) (.257/.319/.400, 34 2Bs)
vs.
Tony Perez (DUB) (.289/.327/.454, 7 HRs in 194 ABs)

A weak spot for both teams. My inclination is to give this to Martinez because neither is really all that great at defense, and I think Martinez is a better hitter.

EDGE: Bangers

Shortstop
Pop Lloyd (NYF) (.292/.343/.420, 30 2Bs)
vs.
Ozzie Smith (DUB) (.251/.310/.303, 23 2Bs)

Defense can overcome a lot, but it can't overcome Lloyd's numbers.

EDGE: Bangers

Left Fielder
Barrinald Bonds (NYF) (.206/.315/.387, 15 HRs in 354 ABs)
vs.
Joe Jackson (DUB) (.304/.343/.429, 49 2Bs, 13 3Bs)

Bonds has been out for a while, and even though his numbers are lower, I'll talking his super-elite power and patience over Joe Jackson's super-elite contact skills. I didn't want to, but the voice of Bill James told me that he'd destroy me if I didn't.

Oh, and this is the rare matchup where Bonds is actually the less morally suspect player as well. Good for him.

EDGE: Bangers

Center Fielder
Duke Snider (NYF) (.286/.343/.494, 20 HRs)
Eric Davis (NYF) (.218/.268/.364, 8 HRs)
vs.
Earl Averill (DUB) (.260/.316/.415, 37 2Bs, 10 3Bs, 15 HRs)

I'm not sure that the platoon is really helping the Bangers all that much but, even with it, Snider is still outperforming Averill by a fair margin.

Right Fielder
Ted Williams (NYF) (.320/.408/.537, 25 HRs, 33 2Bs)
vs.
Stan Musial (DUB) (.291/.354/.471, 41 2Bs, 10 3Bs, 20 HRs)

The two greatest hitters of their era. Williams can't field, but has the superior bat, and had the much better numbers this season.

EDGE: Bangers

Starting Pitchers
Orel Hershiser (NYF) (8-5, 2.71 ERA, 139.1 IP, 83 Ks)
Nolan Ryan (NYF) (5-6, 4.92 ERA, 106.0 IP, 88 Ks)
Joe Williams (NYF) (5-6, 3.75 ERA, 134.1 IP, 55 Ks)
Addie Joss (NYF) (16-6, 2.46 ERA, 234.0 IP, 84 Ks)
vs.
Bob Gibson (DUB) (13-7, 3.03 ERA, 258.0 IP, 179 Ks)
Gaylord Perry (DUB) (16-8, 3.23 ERA, 236.2 IP, 123 Ks)
Roy Oswalt (DUB) (9-9, 4.37 ERA, 197.2 IP, 167 Ks)
Burleigh Grimes (DUB) (16-6, 3.45 ERA, 203.2, 67 Ks)

A very odd matchup. The Bangers' rotation has been ravaged by injuries this year, making it hard to know exactly how good they really. For what it's worth, Joss, the only member of the rotation to play anything close to a full season, was pretty fantastic. You could make the argument that the Dervishes' starters only look better because they have a great defense behind them and the Bangers' pitchers have been hurt by their terrible defense. Then again, both teams will be playing this next series with the same defenses they had in the regular season.

EDGE: Dervishes

Bullpen
Rollie Fingers (NYF) (9-5, 2.65 ERA, 85.0 IP, 63 Ks, 33 Svs)
vs.
Rollie Fingers (DUB) (7-8, 3.14 ERA, 71.2 IP, 43 Ks, 21 Svs)

Since both are Fingers, I'll go with the one with the superior stats.

EDGE: Bangers


Team Statistics








Analysis

See you next season!









Analysis

Let's hope that my bullish prediction of your rotation is more accurate than your own dreary view on it.









Analysis

Good luck, because the Losers are the better team.









Analysis

I don't know what happened, but I do know that you're almost certain to cruise for about five rounds in the Gauntlet before running into trouble.









Analysis

Are you the favorites against the Bangers? My heart says you are, but my head keeps looking at that loving lineup. Bonds, Williams, Thomas and Lloyd? That's a lot, maybe too much.









Analysis

Well, now that you're done loving around with your rotation, I expect you to have a good Gauntlet run. Do your hellish state proud, oldskool.









Analysis

Not your most impressive seasons, although you can put a lot of that on your bizarrely fragile rotation. Still, for all of the Sturm und Drang, you're back in the playoffs. I would consider flipping Bonds or Williams for pitching help, though...or asking me to flip the Bangers into the Smasher League and the Phoenixes into the Dynamo League.









Analysis

I love your team for some reason, and I'd be sad to see it go. Don't make me sad, Archie.









Analysis

The great experiment is over. Thank God.









Analysis

And the Postmodernists will take their Intercontinental title into the Gauntlet!









Analysis

So loving close. Then again, all you need to do is win one round of the Gauntlet to survive.









Analysis

SUPERBAS AREN'T THE WORST IN THEIR LEAGUE! PARTY TIME!









Analysis

Impressive season. See you in Super-League VIII.









Analysis

Show them what Rockford is made out of!

Wait, scratch that, showing them misery and freezing rain wouldn't help at all. Show them something good instead.









Analysis

As CM Punk's title reign goes, so goes the Saints.









Analysis

Actually, the Bearers aren't completely dead. Just mostly dead.


Standings and Leaders







FINAL Playoffs/Gauntlet Seedings


StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

OK let's send down....I dunno, Kevin Brown. Put in Santana in his place & go a three-man rotation of Pedro/Clemens/Santana for all Gauntlet rounds.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Third season's the charm. Hope to finally see the playoffs!

Smasher Dynamo
Oct 16, 2008

Eternal Commissioner of the Super League. A new avatar. A new age, of the same old embittered Smasher that failed to escape the bonds of the SL, FM3, Johnny Hopp and Eri Yoshida "The Knuckle Princess". "The flames of Smasher's ire scorch the skies... Igniting St. Bellhorn's funeral pyre."
Might as well get this started too:

Pick 'em: A Way of Life

Expansion Owners! Want another dispersal draft pick? Want that pick to be in the sandwich round between the first and second round? Well, then maybe we can work something out.

The Pick 'em contest runs during the postseason. For each playoff series and each Gauntlet round, you will pick winners. For bonus points, you can also pick the number of games each playoff series will end in as well as the score of the final game. There's a scoring system that goes along with it, and gingemidget, who will be running the contest, can tell you all about it. At the moment, however, what's more important is that you get your picks in.

Pick 'em! Now!

Pick the winners, games and final score!
second team in each matchup has home-field advantage
Burma Imperialists vs. Rockford Losers
Fukuoka Finger-Bangers vs. Dubai Dervishes
Finger Lakes Phoenixes vs. Ryleh Cultists
South Bolton Eazy W's vs. Chicago Bobbleheads

Pick two teams to advance!
Idaho Potatoes
Old Hoss Radbourns
Poughkeepsie Superbas
Rated R Superstars

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Why are people using 4 or 3 (?!) man rotations for the gauntlet? Is this a viable strategy?

Archie Goodwin
Jan 2, 2012
Using intelligence guided by experience since 1934.

theacox posted:

Why are people using 4 or 3 (?!) man rotations for the gauntlet? Is this a viable strategy?

For whatever reason, probably because of all the travel days, the fifth starter almost never gets used in the Gauntlet. 3, well, I don't know about that.

And thanks, Smasher, I've survived the Gauntlet with a scrubbier team, I'll try not to disappoint.

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Gauntlet rounds are 40 games, and IIRC injuries don't carry over between rounds due to having to manually set up each round in its own BM instance. Personally I'm gambling that my top 3 pitchers in rotation on consistently short rest are going to be better in the 25% of games my #4 would've pitched in them.

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