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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Who's this egghead?

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Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

D_Smart posted:

You don't want me as a source because unlike you and your ilk, I have - and continue to do - extensive research on this enfolding train-wreck. I maintain meticulous records in several Evernote notepads so I don't have to pull poo poo out of my rear end.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&userid=164480&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post452938475

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748466&pagenumber=476#post452985405

Which brings me to...



But that's EXACTLY what's in 2.0... Seriously, let it go, they've met the feature checklist that they promised, that is not the issue. The issue is that they released it in a completely broken state to drive sales.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Octopode posted:

So which of those features aren't in 2.0 right now?

Neil Armstrong

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Neil Armstrong

One small step for man one giant lol you bought a loving jpeg you nerds

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

Who's this egghead?

Not sure, but judging by how much he likes rocks, must be a geologist.

Iglocska fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 29, 2015

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

peter gabriel posted:

One small step for man one giant lol you bought a loving jpeg you nerds

lol

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Iglocska posted:

But that's EXACTLY what's in 2.0... Seriously, let it go, they've met the feature checklist that they promised, that is not the issue. The issue is that they released it in a completely broken state to drive sales.

It's almost like they did the absolute bare minimum so people like you would defend them.
Hmmmm, WHAT A MYSTERY

Edit: Not having a go at you there, sorry

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

It's almost like they did the absolute bare minimum so people like you would defend them.
Hmmmm, WHAT A MYSTERY

I know man, I am just utterly blown away by the crashing mess that is 2.0!

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Iglocska posted:

I know man, I am just utterly blown away by the crashing mess that is 2.0!

They are my fav bit though in some ways, good fun

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Iglocska posted:

I know man, I am just utterly blown away by the crashing mess that is 2.0!

i am just so unbelievably excited about Jeb!

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU

peter gabriel posted:

They are my fav bit though in some ways, good fun

i'm playing burnout paradise and it's everything i never knew i wanted in a racing game :aaaaa:

thank you. and thank YOU STAR CITIZEN

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Remember goons, replying to these sperg whales with more than 140 characters is just a waste of time. They cannot process anything more than that and they will treat it as trolling.... Just like this post.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
-There is no way 2.0 will be released in time
-Here, have this half-assed release that we call... 2.0.
-Holy poo poo! I was wrong. That is indeed a zero after that two. Please sell me some JPEGs

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

EminusSleepus posted:

Remember goons, replying to these sperg whales with more than 140 characters is just a waste of time. They cannot process anything more than that and they will treat it as trolling.... Just like this post.

We cannot process what??

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

doctor iono posted:

i'm playing burnout paradise and it's everything i never knew i wanted in a racing game :aaaaa:

thank you. and thank YOU STAR CITIZEN

it's good poo poo, there is a DLC really cheap on origin to unlock all cars, you go buy it, load the game in Steam and use your Origin log in details to use it :)

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What's the latest on the lawsuit?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Iglocska posted:

We cannot process what??

tldr

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Friendly Tumour posted:

What's the latest on the lawsuit?

Poirot bursted in at the last minute and sharted all over the jury

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


AP posted:

quote:

The collected funds should be handled by a collection agent or the insurance company itself, to be paid out pursuant to an approved cash flow. Any unforeseen changes in the development process would be reviewed and approved by experienced specialists who monitor that process - something very familiar in the film production process as well. The completion guarantor would assure that the project will either be delivered to the early buyers as promised, or return the funds. Based on the fees charged in the film business, the insurance premium for such a completion guarantee and associated monitoring would probably be around 5 to 7 percent of the development budget.
...
For obvious reasons, developers for now may prefer to avoid the complications and hindrances of the above process. But as more and more projects may fail to deliver on their promises due to lack of planning or oversight, crowd funding for games will become increasingly difficult, with selective customers shying away from supporting projects unless they receive safeguards

The author is co-founder, vice-chairman and general counsel of Cloud Imperium Games, and an entertainment and computer game lawyer as well as a veteran production executive with 25 years of experience in the media industry.

Wait, what the gently caress? ORTWIN wrote that??? :psyboom:

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
..

EightAce fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Apr 7, 2016

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Iglocska posted:

quote:

You don't want me as a source because unlike you and your ilk, I have - and continue to do - extensive research on this enfolding train-wreck. I maintain meticulous records in several Evernote notepads so I don't have to pull poo poo out of my rear end.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...3#post452938475

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...6#post452985405
But that's EXACTLY what's in 2.0... Seriously, let it go, they've met the feature checklist that they promised, that is not the issue. The issue is that they released it in a completely broken state to drive sales.

No, you fool. The entire list appears in the two links I posted. The image was just a slide show of the highlights. But go ahead and ignore it all you want.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Lol j4threads have fun in your 20 player mmo

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wasn't D_Smart taking somebody to court over twitter? I wanna see the first star citizen court case

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

EightAce posted:

They loving didn't ! I know it was 11.5 million dollars

Source your quotes

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

D_Smart posted:

But that's EXACTLY what's in 2.0... Seriously, let it go, they've met the feature checklist that they promised, that is not the issue. The issue is that they released it in a completely broken state to drive sales.

No, you fool. The entire list appears in the two links I posted. The image was just a slide show of the highlights. But go ahead and ignore it all you want.
[/quote]

I had a look, but those things are in. The ones that I am not sure about :

1. Fuel mechanics (no clue about this).
2. healing players
3. wreckage in asteroid belt (could be, no idea)

The rest is "in there". Again, stop focusing on the feature list and focus on what's actually wrong with it.

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
..

EightAce fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Apr 7, 2016

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
The game is poo poo

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

AP posted:

quote:

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2014-06-23-how-indie-film-financing-could-shape-the-future-of-games

quote:
The collected funds should be handled by a collection agent or the insurance company itself, to be paid out pursuant to an approved cash flow. Any unforeseen changes in the development process would be reviewed and approved by experienced specialists who monitor that process - something very familiar in the film production process as well. The completion guarantor would assure that the project will either be delivered to the early buyers as promised, or return the funds. Based on the fees charged in the film business, the insurance premium for such a completion guarantee and associated monitoring would probably be around 5 to 7 percent of the development budget.
...
For obvious reasons, developers for now may prefer to avoid the complications and hindrances of the above process. But as more and more projects may fail to deliver on their promises due to lack of planning or oversight, crowd funding for games will become increasingly difficult, with selective customers shying away from supporting projects unless they receive safeguards

The author is co-founder, vice-chairman and general counsel of Cloud Imperium Games, and an entertainment and computer game lawyer as well as a veteran production executive with 25 years of experience in the media industry.
Somebody already gave an awful lot of thought to the current loopholes for exploiting people through crowd funding and gave some predictions that also conclude with legislation being inevitable.

How indie film financing could shape the future of games

Oh the irony.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

The game is poo poo

What game?

Octopode
Sep 2, 2009

No. I work here. I manage operations for this and integration for this, while making sure that their stuff keeps working in here.

D_Smart posted:

No, you fool. The entire list appears in the two links I posted. The image was just a slide show of the highlights. But go ahead and ignore it all you want.

So which features listed are not currently in 2.0?

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
Can I cook salmon in a pan on a stove top or should I really use an oven? I tried it on a stove top and burnt the ever loving poo poo out of it and now all the recipes I see use an oven.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Octopode posted:

So which features listed are not currently in 2.0?

hahahahahahaha you mean the tech demo hahahahahaha

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Octopode posted:

So which features listed are not currently in 2.0?

Night and day cycling and dynamic weather for one.
Two, whatever.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

xanif posted:

Can I cook salmon in a pan on a stove top or should I really use an oven? I tried it on a stove top and burnt the ever loving poo poo out of it and now all the recipes I see use an oven.

Microwave until rubbery and serve with ketchup

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

peter gabriel posted:

The game is poo poo

:eyepop:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

peter gabriel posted:

Did anyone else stop reading Dereks posts about 3 weeks ago or is it just me?

if there's more than 2 layers of quotes or if any sentence starts with "like I said in my july blog" i just stop reading

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

Night and day cycling and dynamic weather for one.
Two, whatever.

They're all in there, you just have to avoid crashing long enough :devil:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Octopode posted:

So which features listed are not currently in 2.0?

Why are you posting here and not playing the game

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

It's true!
All this back and forth bickering, suing and blogging and in the middle is this one little thing that gets over looked:

It's poo poo

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Loiosh
Jul 25, 2010

xanif posted:

Can I cook salmon in a pan on a stove top or should I really use an oven? I tried it on a stove top and burnt the ever loving poo poo out of it and now all the recipes I see use an oven.

I've found that a sous vide cooker makes things easier, especially with fish. Annova makes the one I currently use, but there's another good one coming out soon: http://www.eater.com/2015/11/24/9788798/chefsteps-sous-vide-gabe-newell-immersion-circulator

https://anovaculinary.com/salmon-sous-vide-brining-key/

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