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ok guys over the holidays we seem to have forgotten that threads should be funny, interesting, or involve the community in some way. general chat belongs in this thread please take a look at your favorite threads and if you think they're in danger please do something to save them fast i'll do clean up sometime today
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FluffieDuckie posted:we're glad you're back prove it |
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Dec 29, 2016 19:12
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Cooky Puss posted:prove it *kisses u on the cheek* |
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Dec 29, 2016 19:14
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Fredflonston posted:Will sexual arousal be a key theme? I haven't been on the magical girl train since my stint with Madoka. No. As a joke to myself I decided they reproduce with spores, in as unsexy a process I can think of. Which is only sort of alluded to with the one character's potty mouth. Madoka is the only magical girl show I watched. I haven't even seen rebellion. I kind of just orbit around anime and manga fandom and absorb a lot through osmosis and don't really read or watch much if it myself. Oh wait Kill la Kill is sort of a magical girl show |
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Dec 29, 2016 19:15
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Cooky Puss posted:am i a lurker if i used to post here daily 10 years ago weave us a tale of byobs bygone and forgotten.
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Dec 29, 2016 20:59
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Back in my day we had to climb through the snow to post a thread, then another hill to read the replies |
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Dec 29, 2016 21:01
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The children gather round the bonfire to hear the tales of old yob from gamma dogposter, and she mostly relishes the attention, but occasionally she pauses, glassy-eyed and wistful, and stares at the moon, its image green and distorted as its light passes through the ruined bongs of ages past.
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Dec 29, 2016 23:54
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...h...hamjobs is that you
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Dec 30, 2016 00:06
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vanisher posted:...h...hamjobs is that you it me
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Dec 30, 2016 00:10
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update: today I had coffee with a friend, failed to install a light switch, dropped some prints off for framing (holy $$$), and hurt my back shovelling snow like a dummy. yesterday was in many respects the better day. someone tell me a PG-13 joke, I want to have some saved up for when Claire gets back |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:11
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Subjunctive posted:update: today I had coffee with a friend, failed to install a light switch, dropped some prints off for framing (holy $$$), and hurt my back shovelling snow like a dummy. yesterday was in many respects the better day. did you hear about the man with a litigation fetish? he went to court and got off on a technicality 
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Dec 30, 2016 00:13
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Dec 30, 2016 00:15
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my four year old nephew told me this one: what did the butt say to the other butt? nothing, butts can't talk
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redneck nazgul posted:did you hear about the man with a litigation fetish? lol ---------------- |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:16
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I can only think of physical comedy for pg13 |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:17
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ate two grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch guess what I'm having for dinner i love living on my own
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Dec 30, 2016 00:17
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everyone in little johnny's second grade class was given an assignment: go home, find out the most important thing in the world, be able to draw it, and tell why it's so important the next day, little susie volunteers to go first. she draws a cross on the board. "this is a cross and it's the most important thing in the world because it represents jesus' sacrifice on the cross for our sins and why we're all able to go to heaven when we die." little johnny goes next and draws a big ol' dot the teacher says "johnny, what is that?" johnny says "it's a period" the teacher pauses and says "why is that so important, johnny?" johnny shrugs and says "i don't know, but my older sister said she missed one, so my mom fainted, and my dad beat the crap out of my sister's boyfriend" ---------------- |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:20
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that's not an okay joke. :|
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Dec 30, 2016 00:33
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:that's not an okay joke. :| i am sorry have another to make up for it: why can't you have four doors in a chicken coop? that would make it a chicken sedan ---------------- |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:34
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that one's even worse
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Dec 30, 2016 00:35
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no it's not. that one's just fine
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Dec 30, 2016 00:39
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An innocent G rated joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side A rude, edgy, pg-13 joke: Why did the fr**king chicken cross the h*cking road? To get to the other d*ng side An even ruder, nearly obscene R joke:  ******************************? ********** boobs ************! E: made it less likely for people to get fired I Was The Fury fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 30, 2016 |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:41
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I Was The Fury posted:HORRIBLE LEWD JOKE! some of us might be at work 
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Dec 30, 2016 00:42
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redneck nazgul posted:some of us might be at work I have fixed my original post in consideration for such people. My apologies, friend |
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Dec 30, 2016 00:47
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Dec 30, 2016 00:50
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I Was The Fury posted:An innocent G rated joke: :clutches pearls to death:
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Dec 30, 2016 01:11
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another four year old joke: what's brown and lumpy and smells bad? bentley (his dog)
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Dec 30, 2016 01:12
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what's brown and sticky a stick what's brown and rhymes with snoop dr dre
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Dec 30, 2016 01:29
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Hello again, guy and galleries yobbers. Question here for y'all that I recently found myself having to struggle with: What is love? (Baby, don't hurt me) ((Dont hurt me)) No more |
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Dec 30, 2016 01:30
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big black turnout posted:what's brown and sticky 
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big black turnout posted:what's brown and sticky A+
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Dec 30, 2016 01:33
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Guys I'm getting really excited for 2017. And to think it starts with my favorite month: Drilldo Squirt Appreciation Month! |
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Dec 30, 2016 01:34
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Oh man how time flies, is already Drilldo Squirt Appreciation month again
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Dec 30, 2016 01:39
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vanisher posted:Oh man how time flies, is already Drilldo Squirt Appreciation month again I mean it's been nearly a whole year since the last time a DSAM fell on January |
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Dec 30, 2016 01:42
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:my four year old nephew told me this one: i very strongly beg to differ 
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Dec 30, 2016 01:49
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*eating a gluten-free brownie* I feel like 2017 isn't gonna be too bad |
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Dec 30, 2016 05:49
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you guys wanna see a real good animal with sunglasses?
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Does the animal have sunglasses or do I have to provide sunglasses for myself?
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