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musclecoder posted:Voice 1 is Scott the Engineer a.k.a. Scott the Engineer. I can't answer Voice 2 without hearing it - could be Wood Yi or Mike Walker. Wow, Scott? Really? Anyone have a link to where he originally said that? Also, the second voice is definitely not Mike Walker. I'll try and find the clip so you can hear what I mean.
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You should try to find them goofing on the Pat O'Brien sex calls. Those prank calls are so creepy it's making me giggle just thinking about it. You are so loving hot.
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Apr 27, 2015 14:17
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beep by grandpa posted:You should try to find them goofing on the Pat O'Brien sex calls. Those prank calls are so creepy it's making me giggle just thinking about it. Let's get some coke, go crazy...
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Apr 27, 2015 14:57
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I die laughing every time I hear this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWP7TUAqWU
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Apr 27, 2015 15:00
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Bonzo posted:I die laughing every time I hear this. Wonderful Sal bonus at the end, for anyone on the fence about listening to this.
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Apr 27, 2015 16:02
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Wow, Scott? Really? Anyone have a link to where he originally said that? Ok, here's that Wood Ye-esque voice, around 35m30s in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFfyA2qhfA&t=2132s
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Apr 27, 2015 16:40
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Howard: Hey KC, you know what a podiatrist is? KC: Yeah, it's what Jackie's gonna go to when I put a foot up his rear end. About 1:40 in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43zGO7CmZw
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Crotch Bat posted:Eric's homophobia really stands out even more than it did 7-8 years ago. He's so terrified of anything gay it's both sad and funny. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Wow, Scott? Really? Anyone have a link to where he originally said that? I think I remember what happened but I can't tell you anywhere near enough context to find the clip. Howard was complaining about Scott leaving his office to smoke all the time and exaggerating like he usually does saying it wasted hours. It was a pretty lame fight but they made a prank call with the roofer guy that made the entire thing worth it.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:43
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WOW...you are HOT Let me look at you. Turn around
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Ribsauce posted:Yea society has changed a lot. The KC gay songs still make me piss my pants laughing but I feel like most people couldn't wait to try to shame me for thinking it is funny. The early ETM calls are just full of gay jokes from Artie too. "Clay, Ruben, and all the other homos." Eric was legitimately scared of it, too. He used to claim when watching a porno he'd never watch a money shot. He was of that "if you see anyone's dick but your own for any reason whatsoever you're gay for sure" thinking. It's weird because he generally leaned liberal as a voter but he was clearly raised in a conservative household(dad was a cop) and because he's a brand/ideals sponge I think he just probably heard someone in his family espouse some kind of homophobic stuff and decided that was the proper way to live. I think he also doubled down on the homophobia since a lot of the stuff he liked(American Idol, pro wrestling) is considered effeminate or gay for men to watch by some and Artie especially used to tease him about being gay for liking that stuff so I think he was one of those "I'm so straight I don't even look at dicks in pornos" guys who just can't relax and take a joke.
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Apr 28, 2015 02:11
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If watching pro wrestling is gay then I might as well make the Ramrod in Fort Lauderdale my new go to bar.
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Apr 28, 2015 02:15
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Yeah, not watching money shots in porn cause you think it'll make you gay is dumb. The real reason not to watch them is because they're boring and dumb.
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Apr 28, 2015 06:15
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I listened to the Todd Packer clips of Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf over the weekend and at work today. Man, the show really used to be something else. Being pretty new to the show I'd never heard of him before so this was like a new saga for me. Hank's story really is pretty loving tragic
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Apr 28, 2015 06:25
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TheJoker138 posted:Yeah, not watching money shots in porn cause you think it'll make you gay is dumb. The real reason not to watch them is because they're boring and dumb. No joke, my actual 9-5 job is looking for money shots.
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Apr 28, 2015 11:17
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Jason passing his poo poo smell off on Robin before Clay Aiken used the bathroom was hilarious.
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Apr 28, 2015 11:53
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I'm thinking of changing my avatar text/custom title. I have two main choices, but suggestions are always welcomed. "You show the savvy that Webster Tarpley was talking about that needs to be done, so that common people like you and me can have the liveliness of our message heard at a time when no party is going to put 'getting out of the war' on a platform." Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Apr 29, 2015 |
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Apr 28, 2015 13:34
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I'm going to a speech therapist so I can learn to stop saying it is, it is.
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Apr 28, 2015 13:42
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I'm gonna gently caress you in the rear end, it is.
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Apr 28, 2015 13:58
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:No joke, my actual 9-5 job is looking for money shots. Please expand on this.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:05
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Sand Monster posted:Please expand on this. I agree with this post.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:09
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:No joke, my actual 9-5 job is looking for money shots. Your own or others'?
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Ninja edit: ^^^ Hah. I work for a very large company that owns Pornhub, Youporn, Redtube (the team I'm working with, currently), xtube, Brazzers, Playboy.com (not the company, just the site), and a few more sites. If there's a cumshot in a vid, I have to tag it as such. Montreal is the porn capital of Canada, if not North America (though Vegas is pretty big, obviously). EDIT: Hence why I get to listen to a poo poo-ton of HSS clips all day, every day.  I know this job sounds neat, and I do love it, but it legitimately gets boring. The call from the VP of Youporn into the show a little while ago was a dude on my floor, Corey. It was surreal, and also is very strange every time Howard mentions Youporn. Though I have no idea why he doesn't go to Pornhub, instead. EDIT 2: If you have any questions, PM me, I don't want to doody up the thread. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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Apr 28, 2015 15:12
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He shoots ropes, Jerry
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Apr 28, 2015 15:19
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If there's a cumshot in a vid, I have to tag it as such. And here I thought my job was a weird niche. Wow. Well, that's certainly... specific. Cheers!
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Apr 28, 2015 15:30
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What's your favorite Peter North vid?
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kylej posted:What's your favorite Peter North vid? He's my faaaaaaavorite
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Apr 28, 2015 16:00
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Are you in the Cumshot Division specifically or do you have a long list of things you have to tag? . . . [ ] Bent Dick (down) [ ] Bent Dick (up) [ ] Big Nipples (half dollar) [ ] Big Nipples (saucer) [ ] Brown Nipples (white woman) [ ] Cum Shot (rear end) [ ] Cum Shot (back) [ ] Cum Shot (tummy) [ ] Cum Shot (face) [ ] Dick Dance [ ] Dick Slap . . .
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Apr 28, 2015 16:41
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If there's a cumshot in a vid, I have to tag it as such. Seems to me it'd be more remarkable if there WASN'T a cumshot in a video.
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Apr 28, 2015 16:47
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Would you label Artie getting jizz on his chest during a threesome as a money shot?
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Apr 28, 2015 16:55
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AxeManiac posted:Would you label Artie getting jizz on his chest during a threesome as a money shot? Yes. As I said in my edited post, all questions about my job... I meant to post this earlier, but he is my most hated wack packer, holy poo poo. EDIT: I have to admit, I'm laughing to myself imagining you goons continually asking "what time are the cumshots?" "how big are the cumshots?" "What's the address of the cumshots?". Goddamn, I love that prank call. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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Apr 28, 2015 17:01
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:EDIT: I have to admit, I'm laughing to myself imagining you goons continually asking "what time are the cumshots?" "how big are the cumshots?" "What's the address of the cumshots?". Goddamn, I love that prank call. How long does it take Rusty to crank one off in the woodshed?
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Apr 28, 2015 17:21
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yes. There is no possible way an AMA about that job would derail this thread.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ninja edit: ^^^ Hah. I just have one question, and I'm sure lots of other people have the same one. Are you guys hiring?
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TheJoker138 posted:I just have one question, and I'm sure lots of other people have the same one. Are you guys hiring? http://mindgeek.com/careers#join-mindgeek-team
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ChaosMonkey posted:Seems to me it'd be more remarkable if there WASN'T a cumshot in a video. I imagine the lesbian porn doesn't have any. Also Rupert, you need to get "Pop Off" listed as a category
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Bonzo posted:I imagine the lesbian porn doesn't have any. I thought it was 'pump-off'? That's classified (no joke) as 'wanking' on Redtube.
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Apr 28, 2015 18:12
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Apr 28, 2015 18:14
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prefect posted:Do you pay for relocation? Depends, I think, but I can't speak on an official capacity, since I don't do the hiring, sorry!
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prefect posted:Do you pay for relocation? Even if they don't Montreal is worth it even if you have to spend all of your money to get there. I'm on Ontario but I've been out there enough to know that if I lived there, I would have a few addiction issues.
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Bonzo posted:Even if they don't Montreal is worth it even if you have to spend all of your money to get there. I'm on Ontario but I've been out there enough to know that if I lived there, I would have a few addiction issues. Yeah, like poutine  I'm from NB originally, so it wasn't a new thing, but it's a MUCH better thing here than anywhere else. That, along with food of every other kind, too.
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