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Discendo Vox posted:Alton Brown's apparently a lifelong Southern Baptist, but not one of the really horrible congregations. He apparently abandoned SBC right before/during/after his divorce, saying it's due to their hideous stances on LGBT folks. The whole period seems to have been incredibly painful for him, but his douchebaggery came down a bit after it so maybe there's some relation? Anyway, I'll probably still buy his book and go to his event if he ever hits NYC when I can go, but Kenji Is My Master Now (seriously, I've never made edible falafel before and his recipe from last month is crazy easy and good).
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Marta Velasquez posted:He wanted a gimmick where he didn't have any tweets to exist over 24 hours. He wanted to have the "freshest" tweets, so he deleted everything over a day old every day. AB: "Jeremy, can you explain this to me?" Intern: "This is the tweet you had me post yesterday, sir." AB: "Yesterday? Interesting, interesting. Because you tweeted this at 9AM, which was 26 hours ago!" Intern: "But at the meeting we all agreed-" AB: "The cut-off time is 24 hours, Jeremy! You think celebrities stay celebrities forever? We need to have the freshest tweets! Fresher than a sustainable farm raised trout flopping around on the hook!" Intern: "I'm sorry, Mr Brown!" AB: "These tweets need to be so cutting edge that you'll bleed from typing them!"
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I just checked now that I'm on a PC. He still does the Post-It thing most of the time, but he gave up on the 24-hour thing.
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Nooner posted:YES DAMMIT THER EWAS CHEESE A LOT IT WAS JUST COVERED BY ALL THE TOPPINGS lol everyonew is ragging on me for this... When you are browning the meat, you want to get a nice crusty layer of maillard reaction going. If you put too much meat in the pan at once, a bunch of water is released into the pan. The water will start boiling because the pan is hot, but it won't go over 100C because the energy is all going to turning water into steam. Then you end up with 'gray' meat with no crusty brown goodness. To prevent that, you can do the meat in smaller batches, or crank the heat up enough that the water is boiled off instantly and can't pool up in the pan. Or probably both.
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Force de Fappe posted:This is some modern Scandinavian poo poo, to be fair. Not everywhere but enough to be a nuisance on the regular. Is it? I honestly thought it was something outside.. I mean... Unless it is that awful mindfullness poo poo they mean.. Goddamnit - it is - isn't it?
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I made mozzarella cheese for the first time last weekend and it went very well. I want to make it again, but start playing around with it a bit. If I was going to add a liquid ingredient, such as liquid smoke, would that be in the milk stage or after the curds have separated from the whey? I'm assuming any dry herbs would be added after the curd stage. Also does anyone have any tips on cleaning a fine mesh strainer? It took me about 45 minutes to get all of the cheese out of that thing.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Also does anyone have any tips on cleaning a fine mesh strainer? It took me about 45 minutes to get all of the cheese out of that thing. Next time use cheesecloth instead?
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AFewBricksShy posted:Also does anyone have any tips on cleaning a fine mesh strainer? It took me about 45 minutes to get all of the cheese out of that thing.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Also does anyone have any tips on cleaning a fine mesh strainer? It took me about 45 minutes to get all of the cheese out of that thing. Freeze it and bang it on something maybe. Immerse in an alkaline cleaner. Boil.
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Scientastic posted:I feel like I don't "get" Nooner's posting. Are we supposed to laugh at the kerazy antics of an "ironic" idiot, or is he genuinely just a bit of a fool? Nooner is genuinely unsure about how to Cook Well, so is always receptive to advice about it. I'd say that's the sign of a newbie, and not a moron. A moron would be someone who insists that their semi homemade Sandra Lee crap is gold. That's not nooner. He's overall a sweetheart, and it's kind of a dick move to be mean to him. ALSO. There's this guy who posts his Greek recipes on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrsIyxi8Htc He's like a Greek Maangchi, down to the thick rear end accent you could cut with a knife. His recipes are pretty easy to follow. It's all in metric, but he does provide conversions. dino. fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Suspect Bucket posted:Well, what do you like to eat or cook? If you just want to learn about cooking fundamentals, Ratio is fantastic. To cover everything under the sun, you cant go wrong with The Joy Of Cooking. Even though he's fallen out of favor (for being a douchebag), any of the guides by Alton Brown are still fun (especially if you get one with the fridge magnets) I think we did have a cook book thread at some point. I'm totally getting Ratio! Though it seems to be oriented towards about pastry/carb-y mixes, and I'm looking more for basic bullshit dinners like chicken breast in sauce or a ragu (also trying to eat less carb). I am well aware of the internet and I get by fine by looking poo poo up on Youtube, but I guess I just like physical books. There is one notable cookbook I own: Every single recipe in it looks awful and overengineered/overelaborate as gently caress. The last thing I want is to have to buy a bunch of otherwise useless, relatively expensive ingredients to make something that I probably won't even like. I like recipes that don't require me to waste money! Jesus.
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Pollyanna posted:The last thing I want is to have to buy a bunch of otherwise useless, relatively expensive ingredients to make something that I probably won't even like. I like recipes that don't require me to waste money! Jesus. Don't buy any book with a Food Network star on the cover.
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Nooner refused to make shakshuka so he must be put to death
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Marta Velasquez posted:Don't buy any book with a Food Network star on the cover. I didn't buy it. My mom did She got excited when I told her I was learning to cook.
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Pollyanna posted:I'm totally getting Ratio! Though it seems to be oriented towards about pastry/carb-y mixes, and I'm looking more for basic bullshit dinners like chicken breast in sauce or a ragu (also trying to eat less carb). I am well aware of the internet and I get by fine by looking poo poo up on Youtube, but I guess I just like physical books. While I'm not one for cookbooks (unless they have a story or something special about them like Ottolenghi) I'm fond of Jacques Pepin for general purpose cooking tutorials. He's like a cute French-American grandpa that loves to tell you how to chop garlic. I can't tell you anything about his books, but he has a bunch of shows on youtube.
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Marta Velasquez posted:Don't buy any book with a Food Network star on the cover. Don't buy a cookbook with an attractive person on the cover, other than maybe Christina Tosi
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Steve Yun posted:Don't buy a cookbook with an attractive person on the cover, other than maybe Christina Tosi Does Gordon Ramsay count
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AnonSpore posted:Does Gordon Ramsay count If you're attracted to sedimentary rock formations
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Steve Yun posted:If you're attracted to sedimentary rock formations I find him very handsome
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taqueso posted:When you are browning the meat, you want to get a nice crusty layer of maillard reaction going. If you put too much meat in the pan at once, a bunch of water is released into the pan. The water will start boiling because the pan is hot, but it won't go over 100C because the energy is all going to turning water into steam. Then you end up with 'gray' meat with no crusty brown goodness. To prevent that, you can do the meat in smaller batches, or crank the heat up enough that the water is boiled off instantly and can't pool up in the pan. Or probably both. okay see I had no idea about this, now that you mention it there was kind of a lot of water at the bottom of the pan I just kinda cooked it until it all steamed out. Preheated pan on higher heat with smaller batches next time it is, thank you! (:
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Jyrraeth posted:While I'm not one for cookbooks (unless they have a story or something special about them like Ottolenghi) I'm fond of Jacques Pepin for general purpose cooking tutorials. He's like a cute French-American grandpa that loves to tell you how to chop garlic. Thanks, I've been looking for a primer on basic technique stuff. I can't chop onions for poo poo and I hate it. I feel like there should be a lot of really simple recipes out there that don't rely on more than 5 or 6 ingredients to make a good meal. Roasted chicken, a steak, some sort of pasta, braised dishes, something. There has to be a minimalist's cookbook out there.
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Google "minimalist cookbook"
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Nooner posted:okay see I had no idea about this, now that you mention it there was kind of a lot of water at the bottom of the pan I just kinda cooked it until it all steamed out. Preheated pan on higher heat with smaller batches next time it is, thank you! (: A good rule of thumb is color is flavor... golden brown everything almost always tastes better
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Steve Yun posted:Don't buy a cookbook with an attractive person on the cover, other than maybe Christina Tosi Or Martin Yan.
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Something I've been thinking about off and on... When I do steaks and crank the stove from 3KW and all the way to 8KW output on one plate (high loving heat - let's make something glow) - I find that yes, the crust forms perfectly, but it takes the same time, and the heat simply doesn't penetrate as well into the meat - I always end up with blue/rare steak at high heat - where I can easier hit medium rare/nice crust on lower heat (and keeping the same times)... I've experimented around with this quite a bit - but have no idea why this is - it seems like there's something insulating the steak from the heat or something when I crank it up too high, or is it just me who got my head wrapped around this wrong? Is there an explanation? Ideas?
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I've been cooking some steak recently, and have been thinking about the same thing. what works for me, is A., make sure your steak is room temperature to begin with, throughout. Like, take it out an hour before cooking. Then, do the ultra high heat and get the crust for 2-3 minutes per side, and then if you feel the steak and it's still blue, keep on flipping every 30sec-min. Once it gets rare/rare+ by touch, pull it off the heat, onto a plate, and let it rest for 5-10minutes, which will let the heat spread and even out the temp. It's probably just easier to hit the crust/temp sweet spot if you use slow cooking if you aren't prepping your steaks well in advance - and aren't hovering over watching your steak every 15 seconds. I prefer the long prep, then 5 minute ultra high heat cook method, but pulling a steak out of the fridge and into a pan on low heat probably would work just as well. just different approaches.
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The Midniter posted:One time in an interview I got asked what my favorite baseball team was and an FBI SWAT team immediately busted into the room and brutally murdered all the offending middle managers. I dont think the FBI has SWAT teams.
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feedmegin posted:I dont think the FBI has SWAT teams. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI_Special_Weapons_and_Tactics_Teams
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Pollyanna posted:Thanks, I've been looking for a primer on basic technique stuff. I can't chop onions for poo poo and I hate it. This free e-cookbook is great and exactly what you want. I think others here agree because I think I originally found out about it from GWS. http://thestonesoup.com/blog/2010/06/a-free-e-cookbook/
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mindphlux posted:I've been cooking some steak recently, and have been thinking about the same thing. The room temp thing is a myth. An hour out of the fridge and your steak will still be 40ish in the center. What you want to do is sear the poo poo out of it and put it in a low oven and bring it up to temp, or sear the poo poo out of it and keep flipping until it's up to temp. I do the former at home, and the latter at work. Both work well.
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I like to do the reverse sear, the long-ish exposure to low heat really helps dry the exterior of the steak (I put it on a rack so both sides dry evenly) and makes a crust super easy to achieve.
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I didn't get my business class flight but I did get a room at the Bellagio and the producer I am meeting out there said she will spring for the buffet and drinks. My gf claims that I am a spoiled brat and while there is some truth to that, for the most part I have found that just asking/demanding stuff usually works pretty well if you have any ability to read people and figure out what they want to hear. I guess I am more aggressive then most people but like, everything in life is negotiable and, so long as your aren't a dick, rarely does asking hurt anything.
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 15:41 |
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I just throw the steak in a bag and sous vide it at 54C for 30-60 minutes, then sear on a NASA hot grill one minute per side.
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bongwizzard posted:I didn't get my business class flight but I did get a room at the Bellagio and the producer I am meeting out there said she will spring for the buffet and drinks. Hey, you're working so you may as well try perking
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I'll be in Vegas next week; where should I go for breakfast? I'll be near the convention center.
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Bouchon is still my favourite breakfast near the strip. If you can make it downtown, though, check out eat. Really good.
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If you're around on the weekend taxi to Sweets Raku for their "lunch" (actually a brunch) service. It's the best deal in town. Wiggles is right about Bouchon (order the benedict if it's offered, they rarely do it) and Eat. On-Strip there's also Hash House A Go-Go, which is good for the spectacle of five-pound plates of food and buttermilk biscuits the size of your head. There's also SkinnyFATS, which gets a lot of love for managing to transcend stupid gimmicky menu names and somehow produce very good food.
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Regardin steaks I tend to get the best results if I use a mediumish heat and flip and move the steak frequently. Sort of like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eHFhaocni0
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bartolimu posted:I just throw the steak in a bag and sous vide it at 54C for 30-60 minutes, then sear on a NASA hot grill one minute per side. yeah this also but come on show a little respect for happy hat
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Sous vide might be more precise but it loses the male romanticism that cast iron is all about. The roar, the sear and the pure ferociousness. It's as close to art that throwing a slab of meat a hot piece of iron can get.
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