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bartok
May 10, 2006



Halloween Jack posted:

Is Glenn Gilberti a particularly hateable guy?

He is kind of a scumbag outside of the ring and a Vince Russo apologist.

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TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


In Wrestlemania 2000 for the N64 I used to take my created wrestler and beat Road Dogg in under a minute using both my front and back finishers, so he was cool for that!

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Michelle McCool was part of LayCool. She also put over both Layla and Kharma in her final match.

Jeff Jarrett's guitar attacks remind me of El Kabong and that's funny.

Justin Credible was a solid worker amd his youtune videos on selling/ringwork are decent.

Sable has aged well.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Michael PS Hayes' existence led to the best 3MB Gimmick Of The Week, the Fabulous Threebirds.

Also, he seems to take great care of his hair.

Strong Style Liger
Mar 10, 2013
Big E Langston is a little bit funny on Twitter.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Strong Style Liger posted:

Big E Langston is a little bit funny on Twitter.

He's also funny on Instagram.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Ryback rules (but is also generally unsafe which isn't so cool).

Castomira
Feb 24, 2011

Fuck you Eva Marie, if you have to be right there next to all of my posts you don't even get to have red hair. You're a dryad now.
:froggonk:
Jerry Lawler is a historically important figure in wrestling.

Torrie Wilson was probably not the source of the bad ideas which seemed to be glued to her every appearance.

Randy Orton is only boring in certain contexts.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Jeff Jarrett's WCW ring gear makes everything else in wrestling look more heterosexual in comparison, so he's done some good for the business as a whole.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
On that note, "slap nuts" still makes me laugh every time I read or say it.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Halloween Jack posted:

Jeff Jarrett's WCW ring gear makes everything else in wrestling look more heterosexual in comparison, so he's done some good for the business as a whole.

Aztec Warrior Jeff Jarrett had some fine ring gear

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Jerry Lawler drew this for me.



The Nasty Boys made the most amazing facial expressions when Repo Man showed up in this promo. What the gently caress is going through Sags' mind there?

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
While I strongly disagree with anyone who says Jeff Jarrett belonged anywhere near the upper card (including Jarrett himself, probably), he was solid in the ring, an above average worker in his prime and dudes getting hit by gimmicked guitars is always fun (whether or not he drew a dime while doing it).

In the defense of Hulk Hogan, it was probably a pretty huge blow to his ego to go from being one of the hugest megastars in the country in the 80's to wrestling more regional stars in WCW. Add this to every movie he's been in being box office poison, and I can understand why the dude would be so desperate to hang on to his spot in wrestling. This doesn't make it okay, just understandable from a human perspective. Also, one time he threw an enziguri in Japan and I marked the gently caress out when I saw it.

Vince Russo is occasionally capable of very good ideas. He just needs a filter and, more importantly, needs to ADMIT he needs a filter. When he came into WCW, he gave gimmicks and stories to the midcard, which was A Good Thing in and of itself, even if the stories were... subpar. WCW had a great midcard and he recognized that and wanted to push it, and good on him for it. Also, he suffered a poo poo ton of head trauma shortly before the apex of his woman hating crazy bullshit in early 00's TNA so, while the stuff he wrote was loving garbage, it was clear the guy's brain wasn't firing on all cylinders at the time to me.

Goldberg could have a convincing technical match; see: notorious Steven Regal match.

Jerry Lawler is a creep, but he's done a LOT of entertaining stuff in his career ranging from the infamous Andy Kaufman stuff to his (pre-"puppies" obsession) heel announcer schtick in the mid-90's WWF.

Glenn Gilberti is kind of a scumbag outside the ring and as someone else said, is an apologist for Russo's stupider poo poo, but he's possibly the posterchild for being saddled with the dumbest loving gimmick of all time and getting it extremely over. His lovely gimmick::overness ratio is legendary. I would argue that "dude who dances and wears bellbottoms" isn't too far removed from Red Rooster levels of terminally stupid poo poo and despite being nowhere near as good as Taylor was in the ring, he managed to get over as a motherfucker in the last few years of WCW. He was more over than guys who had exponentially better gimmicks and is a multi-time champion. He also had some of the most gloriously ridiculous booking ideas ever, including wanting to have invisible wrestlers and an alien invasion. I mark out for Chikara slow motion, invisible grenade, etc. spots even though they "expose the business" or whatever because they're fun and goofy. If you're going to book dumb comedy poo poo, go hog wild with it. His stuff might not have fit into WCW, but for an indie promotion, they'd be hilarious. I'd rather see an alien invasion with Mike Tenay as their leader than two boring wrestlemen with fauxhawks and nearly identical tights reading "funny" scripted promos at each other that were written for them by a committee of TV writers who hate wrestling.

Also, he's responsible for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4EPbNWxtXA

Occupy Japan fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Feb 13, 2014

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Shane Douglas had pretty good ring psychology when he wanted to.

Hulkster In Heaven is one of the funniest songs ever put to record, intentionally or not.

Nick Gage is a legitimately frightening human being. He also had the um... tenacity I guess, to return to hardcore wrestling after literally dying from injuries sustained in the ring.

Fooly Cooly 25
Jan 18, 2005

Todo lo tuyo ahora es MIO
-Khali makes some kids in India happy
-The Miz has a very attractive wife
-The Bellas' botches always make me laugh and make great gifs
- Triple H has had good entrance music
- The NAO will drop the belts soon
- l

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Santino has the best entrance theme in wrestling.

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Gavok posted:

Kelly Kelly... um... Kelly Kelly... She... Hm... Oof... She was attractive?

Kelly Kelly was very considerate to not wear out the ropes while running into them.

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Angular Landbury posted:

Santino has the best entrance theme in wrestling.

When used sparingly, he can also be quite humorous.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Batista will only be back for a short while...

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Edwardian posted:

Batista will only be back for a short while...

two years?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Brock was around for four on his first run and still caught poo poo for it.

The Duck of Death
Nov 19, 2009

Triple H had some great matches a long time ago.

Davey Richards does some violent spots.

Mr. Anderson has some letters in his name that are also in my name.

The Duck of Death fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Feb 14, 2014

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.
so should we start calling you Mr. The Duck of Death?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


............The Duck of Death!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
CM Punk always made salient points about booking direction.

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
Having had the unfortunate experience of seeing both part of One Night in Chyna and a scene from one of her professional pornos I can confirm that, with proper pubic foliage, Chyna no longer appears to have a literal penis.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
At least Chyna's penis was a micro-penis.

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
Kevin Nash is godawful in the ring and was a terrible booker and did some beyond dubious poo poo as a member of the Clique, but is very business savvy, legitimately hilarious, seems to have mellowed out a lot with age and while he was lazy as poo poo in the ring and one of the poorest drawing WWF champions (as far as I know), that very laziness in the ring is probably one of the main reasons why he, as a mid-50's 6'10 injury prone dude, isn't a total crippled wreck at this point. He will probably still be doing his 6 moves and laughing all the way to the bank long after Kurt Angle is confined to a wheel chair. :smith:

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Occupy Japan posted:

Kevin Nash is godawful in the ring and was a terrible booker

Kevin Nash's run as booker culminated in one of the most entertaining nights of commentary ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZL8wC8czg

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Jeff Hardy knew how to have a memorable main event.
I used to love him but current day Kurt Angle has made a really enjoyable movie and he wasn't even the worst actor in it.
Hulk Hogan feuded with Roddy Piper in 1985, and there were enjoyable promos.
Ultimate Warrior's comic has caused me to laugh many times.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Thauros posted:

Kevin Nash's run as booker culminated in one of the most entertaining nights of commentary ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZL8wC8czg

I can't watch this at work, but is this the video where he comments on the "Old Glory" everything?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


triplexpac posted:

I can't watch this at work, but is this the video where he comments on the "Old Glory" everything?

Yep

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!
Missy Hyatt has a really good mind for the game and would have actually made a pretty good booker.

Dandy GO
Sep 27, 2004

flavour country
Nathan jones is freaking huge and looks incredibly intimidating. His entrance video was kind of cool and the vignettes leading up to his debut weren't bad. It's a shame he was pushed before learning how to do anything in ring. He really sucked on the mic, and the only remotely competent thing I remember him doing was a squash match against Shannon Moore. Besides that, his entire WWE run was absolutely awful. As much of an embarrassment as he was, I still can't help but think if he hadn't have quit so early on, he might have developed into something, because he did seem like a genuine psychopath with a legitimately scary background, and he was very athletic for a dude that huge. Also, his crazy facial expressions were great. Having said that, it's probably good he quit when he did, because he definitely seemed like the kind of guy who would end up regularly injuring himself and everybody else.

Also, he's okay as the huge white dude that Jackie Chan/Jet Li/Tony Jaa/Brad Pitt get to beat up.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Jeff Jarrett probably could draw a dime.

Hulk Hogan smells nice.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
(HHH graveyard thread just reminded me)

HHH took a Walls of Jericho on an announce table *after his quad ripped apart*. Nothing I do in my life will ever come close to that toughness - I sincerely hope.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Occupy Japan posted:

Kevin Nash is godawful in the ring and was a terrible booker and did some beyond dubious poo poo as a member of the Clique, but is very business savvy, legitimately hilarious, seems to have mellowed out a lot with age and while he was lazy as poo poo in the ring and one of the poorest drawing WWF champions (as far as I know), that very laziness in the ring is probably one of the main reasons why he, as a mid-50's 6'10 injury prone dude, isn't a total crippled wreck at this point. He will probably still be doing his 6 moves and laughing all the way to the bank long after Kurt Angle is confined to a wheel chair. :smith:

Realtalk: I believe maybe one in ten words out of Big Sexy's mouth, but that doesn't mean I couldn't listen to him talk all day long. His shoot with RF Video is great, even if I think 90% of it is bullshit.

Occupy Japan
Feb 4, 2005

I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

Literally The Worst posted:

Realtalk: I believe maybe one in ten words out of Big Sexy's mouth, but that doesn't mean I couldn't listen to him talk all day long. His shoot with RF Video is great, even if I think 90% of it is bullshit.

His KC Youshoot is great, too. There is literally like a 20 minute segment where Nash just talks about wine. Dude is super into/knowledgeable about wine. He is just one dapper motherfucker.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
Christian has a very rigid right shoulder

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Supreme Allah posted:

(HHH graveyard thread just reminded me)

HHH took a Walls of Jericho on an announce table *after his quad ripped apart*. Nothing I do in my life will ever come close to that toughness - I sincerely hope.

You can even see him call off medical attention so that he can keep doing the spots they planned out

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