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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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theyre old people so cast them as wise old people in robes

kind of like that wise old guy in robes in the first movie

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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Zzulu posted:

theyre old people so cast them as wise old people in robes

kind of like that wise old guy in robes in the first movie

That's gandolf you gaijin swine

Sauska
Sep 12, 2012

Zzulu posted:

theyre old people so cast them as wise old people in robes

kind of like that wise old guy in robes in the first movie

writes itself

5er
Jun 1, 2000


DeepQantas posted:

Mark Hamill can voice Andy Serkis.

Andy Serkis can voice Andy Serkis just fine. You know that guy's going to be some kind of Sith antagonist.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
jj abram splease make liveaction final fantasy movie SO I CAN DIE HAPPPY

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm more concerned about the monopolization of nerd franchises in the hands of one man.

Star Trek and Star Wars must remain separate, in the interests of nerdom.

I motion the government breaks up JJ Abrams.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
hey any excuse to make more Star Wars video games is great news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

redshirt posted:

I'm more concerned about the monopolization of nerd franchises in the hands of one man.

Star Trek and Star Wars must remain separate, in the interests of nerdom.

I motion the government breaks up JJ Abrams.

redshirt posted:

I'm more concerned about the monopolization of nerd franchises in the hands of one man.

Star Trek and Star Wars must remain separate, in the interests of nerdom.

I motion the government breaks up JJ Abrams.
nerds dont deserve to be happy

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

star wars / star trek crossover

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I hope Kasdan's work lives up to his opus, Dreamcatcher, starring Jason Lee

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

egon_beeblebrox posted:

I hope Kasdan's work lives up to his opus, Dreamcatcher, starring Jason Lee

was that the Stephen king poo poo weasel dream catcher with the magic tard? If so I didn't know it was a movie

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



jackyl posted:

was that the Stephen king poo poo weasel dream catcher with the magic tard? If so I didn't know it was a movie

Yep. Kasdan adapted it to screenplay and directed it. It's definitely a movie. That exists.

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

friends watch porn posted:

here's a fancy image



So George Lucas is completely uninvolved in this? The internet backlash against the prequels actually forced him out of his own franchise? That's ... kind of sad.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

Gianthogweed posted:

So George Lucas is completely uninvolved in this? The internet backlash against the prequels actually forced him out of his own franchise? That's ... kind of sad.

Heh, more like he completed everything he wanted to do with the prequels and when Disney offered a fuckload of money he went with it

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Maldoror posted:

Good diet and exercise pay off.


Carre Fisher, DOB October 21, 1956:



Denise Austin, DOB February 13, 1957:


Carrie Fisher looks like a normal 58 year old woman. Denise Austin is the freak of nature. But a hot freak of nature.

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

Heh, more like he completed everything he wanted to do with the prequels and when Disney offered a fuckload of money he went with it

Yeah but still ... he's not even in the room. It's not like he's dead or anything. Star Wars was his baby and it's been taken out of his hands. Don't get me wrong, it's probably for the best. But there's something kind of sad about that. The least they could've done was sent him a personal trainer too so we could get thin George Lucas with only one chin back.

Gianthogweed fucked around with this message at 04:30 on May 1, 2014

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Gianthogweed posted:

Yeah but still ... he's not even in the room. It's not like he's dead or anything. Star Wars was his baby and it's been taken out of his hands. Don't get me wrong, it's probably for the best. But there's something kind of sad about that. The least they could've done was sent him a free personal trainer too so we could get thin George Lucas with only one chin back.

You've made me feel some empathy for Lucas, just for a moment.

He sees that pic, and he's not part of it.
He's not part of Star Wars....

...
...

He IS Star Wars. Was.

But now... there's nothing. Blackness.
The void. The dark side.


And the billions of dollars too.

A trio of tears trickle down several of his necks...

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Does Disney own Indiana Jones movies too? Maybe Lucas can make more of those.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Gianthogweed posted:

Yeah but still ... he's not even in the room. It's not like he's dead or anything. Star Wars was his baby and it's been taken out of his hands. Don't get me wrong, it's probably for the best. But there's something kind of sad about that. The least they could've done was sent him a personal trainer too so we could get thin George Lucas with only one chin back.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


"Call him Darth Icky."

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

redshirt posted:

"Call him Darth Icky."

if adam driver's a sith lord they better call him Darth Rapeface

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
where da gently caress is lando?

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

where da gently caress is lando?

He got acid thrown on him by Darth Insanious

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I thought it was Darth Evilman

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx

egon_beeblebrox posted:

He got acid thrown on him by Darth Insanious

i thought he turned into tommy lee jones after dat

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

...of SCIENCE! posted:

That's the exact opposite of what SMG said about Duke Nukem Forever, though? If you're going to carry on this weird years-long grudge against someone who writes funny reviews of movies at least base it on stuff the dude actually said.

I find SMG's posts really entertaining. It's the people that use them to pretend whatever poo poo they like is secretly good that are annoying.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That loving Sned posted:

I find SMG's posts really entertaining. It's the people that use them to pretend whatever poo poo they like is secretly good that are annoying.

the initial post is fine the part after where he acts like a dickhead is what gets grating fast, gimmick or not

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Is that Kathleen Kennedy

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Benedick Cuckold posted:

if adam driver's a sith lord they better call him Darth Rapeface

That title is this mans!



Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Carrie Fisher already lost forty pounds, lol I'm sure she's not using any drugs

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
Can you imagine how awesome it would to be at a point in your life when you're handed the job to direct a star wars movie?

If you wanted, you could literally do nothing except have the actors run around making fart noises and screaming for 2 hours and still get mega rich

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Ignoarints posted:

Can you imagine how awesome it would to be at a point in your life when you're handed the job to direct a star wars movie?

If you wanted, you could literally do nothing except have the actors run around making fart noises and screaming for 2 hours and still get mega rich

Pretty sure you can do that with any lovely movie as the directors pay is a set amount isn't it?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Raku posted:

Carrie Fisher already lost forty pounds, lol I'm sure she's not using any drugs

see told you

they can't do anything about her smoker's voice though :\

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

theyre old people so cast them as wise old people in robes

kind of like that wise old guy in robes in the first movie

except wise old people usually aren't fat

o nevermind fisher's already doing smack again and im sure hamil will manage

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Maldoror posted:

see told you

they can't do anything about her smoker's voice though :\

Frank Oz will dub her

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Gianthogweed posted:

Yeah but still ... he's not even in the room. It's not like he's dead or anything. Star Wars was his baby and it's been taken out of his hands. Don't get me wrong, it's probably for the best. But there's something kind of sad about that. The least they could've done was sent him a personal trainer too so we could get thin George Lucas with only one chin back.

Nobody forced him to sign the rights over, and his stance was "There will never be an Episode VII" for decades before that. I like to think he's looking forward to seeing it as much as anybody, but it's just not a film he's ever had an interest in making.

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Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder
*Anakin chugs 3 beers real fast*


Whoa... He killed those yuenglings!!

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