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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Sergeant Steiner posted:

Everything has been quiet, the police surrounded a building nearby but the suspect wasn't inside. Lockdown still in affect, eerily calm outside except for a helicopter in the distance.

look out for suspicious cardboard boxes

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GuyinCognito
Nov 26, 2008

by Ralp
dude is a hero

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Bet he broke into a family home and is holding them hostage till the heat dies down.

BONESTORM
Jan 27, 2009

Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!

Crusty Nutsack posted:

Dude got fired from Wal-mart and lived in a trailer park, I don't see very good planning ahead skills there

Dude seems like a survivalist nutbag and was close friends with guys who worked at gun shop in town (which I have never heard of before this poo poo) called 'World's End Warehouse'. :stare: He's probably had this sick fantasy brewing in his mind for a while now.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Sergeant Steiner posted:

'World's End Warehouse'. :stare:

probably a reference to its location

BONESTORM
Jan 27, 2009

Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!

The Brown Menace posted:

look out for suspicious cardboard boxes

The Brown Menace posted:

probably a reference to its location

drat. well played.

BONESTORM fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Jun 5, 2014

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Emanuel Collective posted:

Checkmate liberals



lol

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Check all the boats in the area

GuyinCognito
Nov 26, 2008

by Ralp

Sergeant Steiner posted:

Dude seems like a survivalist nutbag and was close friends with guys who worked at gun shop in town (which I have never heard of before this poo poo) called 'World's End Warehouse'. :stare: He's probably had this sick fantasy brewing in his mind for a while now.

Killing cops is not a sick fantasy.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

GuyinCognito posted:

Killing cops is not a sick fantasy.

:stare:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Crusty Nutsack posted:

How the heck can this be coming up on 24 hours that this guy's been on the loose? Are Canadian cops incompetent or is this guy a shapeshifter or what?

No he's just the Dorner you thought you were getting.

Suck it Amerifailures.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Can't cork the bork

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

gently caress with the bork you get the knife

SkyeTheBard
Jun 5, 2011

Furry Little Thief...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AECt7SvQtK

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Mods please change thread name to "Muncton Madman Murders Multiple Mounties"

Dr. Stab fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jun 5, 2014

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Priapus
Feb 17, 2007
I AM LITERALLY AND I MEAN LITERALLY A STUPID NAIVE SHELTERED IGNORANT DENSE AS FUCK WASTE OF SPACE. PLEASE IGNORE ANYTHING I SAY AS THEY ARE THE RAMBLINGS OF A DELUSIONAL FUCKWAD PS MY DICK IS VERY SMALL AND I PROBABLY HAVE NEVER USED IT im so very retarded

Dr. Stab posted:

Mods please change thread name to "Muncton Madman Murders Multiple Mounties"

Agreed.

Kinda hoping that we get a war measures act happen and the military rounds up all the trailer trash in Muncton for re-education.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
7 people were shot at a university in seattle just now so I hope you Canadians enjoyed the gun violence spotlight while it lasted

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Dr. Stab posted:

Mods please change thread name to "Muncton Madman Murders Multiple Mounties"
Please.

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Sergeant Steiner posted:

Dude seems like a survivalist nutbag and was close friends with guys who worked at gun shop in town (which I have never heard of before this poo poo) called 'World's End Warehouse'. :stare: He's probably had this sick fantasy brewing in his mind for a while now.

Yo so are you still in lockdown? How long has it been?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I guess they're saying they got him on the scanner

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Crusty Nutsack posted:

I guess they're saying they got him on the scanner

Can't corner the Dorner, can cork the Bork

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Nobody's Bustin' Justin

96 spacejam
Dec 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/NaysaCrew/status/474762006084734976/photo/1

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?
Master of the sneak shot, but when the cops are all around him I guess he was all "don't shoot oh god don't shoot".

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Disconnecticus posted:

Master of the sneak shot, but when the cops are all around him I guess he was all "don't shoot oh god don't shoot".

typical camper.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

And they didn't have to burn down a house like the american cops did.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
drat, done already? Guess I'll have to wait three or four days until the next shooting.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
The restraint the arresting officers exercised during the arrest must have been off the charts. Good on them. Now it is the courts turn to bury him in a deep, dark hole and deny him the attention he so desperately craved.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Jailbrekr posted:

The restraint the arresting officers exercised during the arrest must have been off the charts. Good on them. Now it is the courts turn to bury him in a deep, dark hole and deny him the attention he so desperately craved.

I read this in this guys voice:

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Thanks. Now I did too

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Your Rain posted:

New Brunswick has people in it??

not anymore

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm amazed there wasn't a bloodbath and a dead suspect.

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
what if he dug a hole in the woods with 6 months of supplies and lived in it

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm amazed there wasn't a bloodbath and a dead suspect.

this is still Canada, ok? The RCMP probably apologized as they arrested him.

The Risk
Mar 6, 2014

Stickarts posted:


bork bork bork

Would

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jailbrekr posted:

The restraint the arresting officers exercised during the arrest must have been off the charts. Good on them. Now it is the courts turn to bury him in a deep, dark hole and deny him the attention he so desperately craved.

So what he's going to get 10 years now?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm amazed there wasn't a bloodbath and a dead suspect.
You'll have to wait for a Native spree killer if you want that.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Thank god they caught him. gently caress this guy, and gently caress anyone who thinks someone deserves to die simply because they share the same profession as some terrible people.

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Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

origami posted:

drat, done already? Guess I'll have to wait three or four days until the next shooting.

10 posts above you dude
http://abcnews.go.com/US/police-identify-suspect-seattle-campus-shooting/story?id=24021357

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