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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

everythingWasBees posted:

the mario kart games are the best mario games ever made, save maybe for some of the rpgs and the original paper mario

What about Mario Party's 1-3?

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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

everythingWasBees posted:

the mario kart games are the best mario games ever made, save maybe for some of the rpgs and the original paper mario

Thousand Year Door is just as good as the original, actually.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

And then they ruined it all with Banjo Pilot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG_OabpUzjM

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




Lid posted:

What about Mario Party's 1-3?

those games should be tweaked a bit and then used as weapons by the military. entire armies decimated by infighting.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
I blame Mario for the mediocrity of the Mario games.

##vote Mario

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The newest Mario Party looks good. You can play as the game master.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Anidav posted:

And then they ruined it all with Banjo Pilot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG_OabpUzjM

This music is awful

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Anidav posted:

The newest Mario Party looks good. You can play as the game master.

Is that the one where somebody can "HELPFULLY" spawn in temporary blocks for their team mates to get blocked by and die jump on? It's produced some funny youtube videos but it doesn't look fun to actually play.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Sorry for Mario party blocking

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Shake that

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Splode posted:

Is that the one where somebody can "HELPFULLY" spawn in temporary blocks for their team mates to get blocked by and die jump on? It's produced some funny youtube videos but it doesn't look fun to actually play.

That's not how you Mario party

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Mario Party 5 is my go to game :3:


Splode posted:

Is that the one where somebody can "HELPFULLY" spawn in temporary blocks for their team mates to get blocked by and die jump on? It's produced some funny youtube videos but it doesn't look fun to actually play.

Nah, that's New Super Mario Bros Wii U.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Waluigi is the Mario equivalent of the D&D Elemental Plane of Ooze, serves no function and is only present because the laws of the fictional universe predict its existence.

What even is Wario anyway, necessary evil-mario imo, whats wrong with Bowser?

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
bros 1-3, world, 64, sunshine, new bros, galaxy, galaxy 2, 3d land, 3d world

how can someone say there aren't that many good games from the core mario series :psyduck:

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Kommando posted:

Waluigi is the Mario equivalent of the D&D Elemental Plane of Ooze, serves no function and is only present because the laws of the fictional universe predict its existence.

What even is Wario anyway, necessary evil-mario imo, whats wrong with Bowser?

He's a dark world Mario, reflecting Mario's greed.

Waluigi represents chaos, and the exploitation of like itself. He is also a romantic.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Gough Suppressant posted:

bros 1-3, world, 64, sunshine, new bros, galaxy, galaxy 2, 3d land, 3d world

how can someone say there aren't that many good games from the core mario series :psyduck:

Real bros 2 or Japanese bros 2?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

He's a dark world Mario, reflecting Mario's greed.

Waluigi represents chaos, and the exploitation of like itself. He is also a romantic.

Wario is said to be greedy but its Mario who runs around jumping and stealing coins from every which way.

Makes you think.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Kommando posted:

What even is Wario anyway, necessary evil-mario imo, whats wrong with Bowser?

He's-a Wario, he's-a gonna weeeeeeeen

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Lid posted:

Wario is said to be greedy but its Mario who runs around jumping and stealing coins from every which way.

Makes you think.

. . .

##unvote

##vote Lid

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Wario is desire without restraint, strength without virtue. Wailuigi hates this. Bowser is a tyrant, but he rules with the mandate of heaven.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Real bros 2 or Japanese bros 2?

Both!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Donkey Kong watches

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Waluigis name is a pun in Japanese

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
TIL people actually know mario lore.

(the only mario lore I know is the conspiracy theory that Bowser hasn't kidnapped Peach at all and she lives with him willingly)

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

I was going to vote you for liking Lost levels...


But I'm going to make an actual play and vote for Beet.

##unvote

##vote Matthew Beet

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Mario Party 10 is the one where the Gamepad player controls the minigame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L69Z39bgdU4

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

So Cranky Kong, the original barrel throwing Ape was trying to upset the status quo and bring down the monarchy that ruled over the mushroom kingdom by taking the human princess peach hostage...

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Kommando posted:

So Cranky Kong, the original barrel throwing Ape was trying to upset the status quo and bring down the monarchy that ruled over the mushroom kingdom by taking the human princess peach hostage...

moral of the story is to always kill captured royalty

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Anidav posted:

Mario Party 10 is the one where the Gamepad player controls the minigame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L69Z39bgdU4

I am very much looking forward to this.

Splode posted:

TIL people actually know mario lore.

(the only mario lore I know is the conspiracy theory that Bowser hasn't kidnapped Peach at all and she lives with him willingly)

It's a plausible explanation for Baby Bowser.

Speaking of which, where is HAMBEET?

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
The best Mario party is the one that caused Nintendo to distribute free "gaming gloves" on request to people to prevent further thumb injury from the rotate the analogue stick mini game. (Probably the first Mario party?)

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Please don't cast spurious assertions about the parentage of koopalings in this thread.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Super Mario Sunshine has the deepest lore.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Oh god I remember that, and that's why we never played Mario Party. I switched to using the flat of my palm in that rowboat thing or whatever it was and it still hurt

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Peach has to have married into the Royal family. so who is her Prince? or is it Daisy?

otherwise, she has a wicked fungal infection.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Gough Suppressant posted:

Waluigis name is a pun in Japanese

Oh so it is. Huh.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

or one of those mind controlling fungus that make hosts do dangerous actions to spread themselves, probably explains why she keeps getting captured by Bowser.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Kat Delacour posted:

All I know is I'm going to have to get drunk and start a fight with whoever got Toad. Everybody knows he's the best racer, we all talked about making a pact that nobody would pick him, don't tell me we never agreed mate I'll fuckin smash you


MysticalMachineGun posted:

Toad's the worst racer since my friend always picked him and made the real best racer, Luigi, look bad.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Peach is an imposed foreign ruler, interfering with the native customs of koopas and mushrooms alike.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Hominids should go back to the sewers they come out of imo

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Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

I'm sure there was a myconid Toad King at the end of Mario Bros.

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