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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I'm in Castle of Storms now and I feel really overleveled because it took me two weeks playing on and off to figure out what I needed to do to get here... I thought that Jester guy was asking me to join a covenant or something so I just ignored him this whole time lol

i had to look that up too. see all those little dumb design choices just add up lol even if the core game is fun

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

*reaches a sanctuary that doesnt let me restore at it* what the gently caress "defile chalice" okay wonder what this does *a bunch of strong dudes show up and murder me and now that shrine is guarded by them forever*

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


lmfao

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

imm sorry everyone I'm not trying to be obnoxious but my severe irony poisoning and proud roman schizophrenia makes it impossible for me to discuss this game

Edit:*Prodromal. drat you autocorrect.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Bobnumerotres posted:

*reaches a sanctuary that doesnt let me restore at it* what the gently caress "defile chalice" okay wonder what this does *a bunch of strong dudes show up and murder me and now that shrine is guarded by them forever*

if you defile one you have to defeat the guardians and then it belongs to your creed

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

imm sorry everyone I'm not trying to be obnoxious but my severe irony poisoning and proud roman schizophrenia makes it impossible for me to discuss this game

Edit:*Prodromal. drat you autocorrect.

You should take the no irony weeklong challenge

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

You should take the no irony weeklong challenge

Tried. Lasted about an hour. (Thank the Leroy Jenkins meme for being so loving hilarious)

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

Tried. Lasted about an hour. (Thank the Leroy Jenkins meme for being so loving hilarious)

B'wahaha

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
My posting persona laughs with a B now

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

In the voice of the dark elf from that one meme comic: N'wahahahahahaha

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

You should take the no irony weeklong challenge

I haven't been ironic for approximately 2 years now

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

In Training posted:

I haven't been ironic for approximately 2 years now

I've noticed.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
sincerity is the new irony

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

irony is sooo gooood (said really sarcastically)

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I stopped doing irony 18 months ago and now I can't even laugh at a rage comic anymore.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I realised that irony poisoning was turning me sick and bitter, so now I'm extremely friendly and honest.

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
I can't tell which parts of my brain are the ironic parts anymore.

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

I can't really get into this game like I thought I would, I like Souls games and 2D Castlevania a lot so I thought sure but it doesn't control that well

It's crossbuy with Vita so maybe when it comes out there I'll give it another chance

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
i think it controls fine, or at least i began to after i took all my drat armor off for fast roll

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

a Loving Dog posted:

i think it controls fine, or at least i began to after i took all my drat armor off for fast roll

I started as Hunter with the whip do they start with one

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

I started as Hunter with the whip do they start with one

not sure but i do know whips suck rear end

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

a Loving Dog posted:

not sure but i do know whips suck rear end

This game really is a dark souls game

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

I can't really get into this game like I thought I would, I like Souls games and 2D Castlevania a lot so I thought sure but it doesn't control that well

It's crossbuy with Vita so maybe when it comes out there I'll give it another chance

it looks like complete garbage so it isn't very surprising.

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

Unguided posted:

How much salt is in this game and what can you season with it?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This probation was uncalled for. The mods are retards.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

conceitedguy posted:

This probation was uncalled for. The mods are retards.

You gotta probate people for something when there aren't any "ironic" pedofiles around.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
mods please close this thread as dark souls 3 is out now and so no one has any reason to ever play this game again

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

apropos to nothing posted:

mods please close this thread as dark souls 3 is out now and so no one has any reason to ever play this game again

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003
tHIS game sucks poo poo from a horses rear end! what were they thinking!!!

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

conceitedguy posted:

This probation was uncalled for. The mods are retards.

look at his lovely byob avatar you stupid gently caress

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
to all the haters, i liked this game and enjoyed it. thanks

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

tHIS game sucks poo poo from a horses rear end! what were they thinking!!!

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
this game did in fact own pretty hard but lol if youre playing it now or ever again instead of dark souls 3

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

a Loving Dog posted:

to all the haters, i liked this game and enjoyed it. thanks

it's so ugly. i cannot forgive it for being so ugly

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

it's so ugly. i cannot forgive it for being so ugly

fozzy fosbourne
Apr 21, 2010

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012


Lmfao

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


lmao

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

That's a LOT of salt

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Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry

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