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"What's one of those things millenials like?" "They like games." "Games? You mean like pinball machines?" "Go to sleep grandpa"
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:21 |
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I have glaucoma
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:29 |
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Whole Foods, more like Whole Paycheck
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:47 |
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Panfilo posted:Counterpoint:2016 and house prices are never gonna get near where they were eight years ago. Sucks for people like groverhaus but for most people common sense goes a long way. My sister in law bought a house at the peak of that bubble and still did fine, but then again she didn't take out home equity loans to buy pinball machines and ball pits and other Millennial toys. Yes the housing bubble was created in large part because of home equity loans for pinball machines. It had nothing to do with the predatory practices on the part of mortgage lenders Or the biggest financial institutions in the world securitizing that debt and marketing it as a AAA investment when it was garbage Or the credit rating firms who were "doing the due diligence" completely fabricating the ratings and colluding with above stated financial institutions it was because everyone wanted a ball pit in their house, that no one actually has.
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:56 |
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Trump is just saying what we're all thinking.
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:56 |
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I am surprised more boomers are not complaining that we have a woman running for president
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:58 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Whole Foods, more like Whole Paycheck *still shops there all the time* as long as we've stopped listing poo poo my dad says and started listing poo poo my mom says: Gluten is really bad for you, do you realize how many crystals you're going to have to buy to offset all that negative energy? Hmm, let me just inspect my chart here to figure out which stone will adjust my chi correctly today for my current mood and the current phase of the moon Oh, thank you for your Mother's Day gift of "a bunch of poo poo with crystals on it", SA Forums User Loquacius; I realize I'm really hard to shop for
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:00 |
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The Greatest Generation warned us about pinball machines. The boomers and gen X listened, Millennials didn't.
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:00 |
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Everyone could get a good job with decent pay if only our country wasn't ruled by cabal of jew communists who cater to gay muslim agenda
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:01 |
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Boomers gonna boom
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:09 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:The 2008 crash was caused by millennials defaulting on their high interest pinball machine loans. rear end in a top hat banks wouldn't even give them a free hour in the ball pit!
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:00 |
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Here's another thing baby boomers say "I, SA Forums User Panfilo, am really butthurt about the 'poo poo Baby Boomers Say' thread on forums dot somethingawful dot com" (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:03 |
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*unironically supports the military
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:06 |
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laserghost posted:Everyone could get a good job with decent pay if only our country wasn't ruled by cabal of jew communists who cater to gay muslim agenda It's been my understanding that baby boomers don't want anyone to get a good job or decent pay unless you are the mythical folk hero from their legends about a person that started from the mail room and worked his way up to CEO by sheer grit, determination, and firm handshakes.
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:11 |
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loquacius posted:*still shops there all the time* How often does she does she use reiki to cure sickness?
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:15 |
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loquacius posted:This thread was a really unlikely place for me to get my plan for tomorrow afternoon Oh my god, you're going to have sex with a crocodile?!?
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:15 |
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Panfilo posted:How is this untrue? Owning a house gives you an enormous amount of financial stability. Someone that owns their home free and clear when they retire is in a much better position financially than someone paying rent. boomer spotted
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:32 |
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Dreddout posted:How often does she does she use reiki to cure sickness? She hasn't yet, but I looked it up and my immediate reaction was "dear God I hope no one tells her about this or she will spend so much money on it" Command Ant posted:Oh my god, you're going to have sex with a crocodile?!? Hopefully the daiquiris will chill it out a little first
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:37 |
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CubanMissile posted:It's been my understanding that baby boomers don't want anyone to get a good job or decent pay unless you are the mythical folk hero from their legends about a person that started from the mail room and worked his way up to CEO by sheer grit, determination, and firm handshakes. Only after paying for university by working at Dairy Queen over the summer.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:04 |
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Let's take the boat out for a spin this weekend
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:05 |
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CubanMissile posted:It's been my understanding that baby boomers don't want anyone to get a good job or decent pay unless you are the mythical folk hero from their legends about a person that started from the mail room and worked his way up to CEO by sheer grit, determination, and firm handshakes. Depends where you are living I guess. Here in eastern europe everything is blamed on communism or capitalism (interchangeably and sometimes together), Jews and gays. And on the side note, you have no idea how strong this American success story myth is here.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:19 |
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Eames36 posted:Yes the housing bubble was created in large part because of home equity loans for pinball machines.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:27 |
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"Are you winning son?"
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:41 |
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Dang it, Bobby.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:51 |
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Pawl posted:I am surprised more boomers are not complaining that we have a woman running for president Less scary than that Kenyan in there now
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:00 |
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"If a bully gives you any trouble sock him in the face as hard as you can. It's the only thing they understand." "Do you know what we used to call Brazil nuts?" *I fall down and scratch my knee* "Rub some dirt on it and walk it off!" Also, my dad is 100% Mexican and he hates all Mexicans. Why is this?
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:06 |
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Rivethead posted:Also, my dad is 100% Mexican and he hates all Mexicans. Why is this?
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Rivethead posted:Also, my dad is 100% Mexican and he hates all Mexicans. Why is this?
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:47 |
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Rivethead posted:
He's a Republican?
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:49 |
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"All these (in a hushed voice) blacks on welfare -- I raised 6 kids on one salary and never accepted a handout!" Yet, I have distinct memories lying about mine and my sisters age so we could stay on WIC. Cyber Punk 90210 fucked around with this message at 20:58 on May 6, 2016 |
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Rivethead posted:Also, my dad is 100% Mexican and he hates all Mexicans. Why is this? My dad does this too, I think it's a "they took are jobs!" kinda thing. Dad, you're drunk, a day laborer won't take your job as an oilfield tech, the economy will take care of that on its own.
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:56 |
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Rivethead posted:"If a bully gives you any trouble sock him in the face as hard as you can. It's the only thing they understand." Get Urban Mexicans started on Orchard Mexicans or Louis C.K. Mexicans started on anyone not white.
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# ? May 6, 2016 21:35 |
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Pawl posted:I am surprised more boomers are not complaining that we have a woman running for president why would they? she's one of them
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