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Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

You can search for both gbss and i think most people do

i think you're having too much faith in the kind of people who screech about a forum that requires you to base your arguments on facts

# ? Jan 26, 2017 00:50

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Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

HJB posted:

Pet Island:

Rescued: 494
Killed: 556

Pet Island confirmed to be Peta affiliated.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 00:51

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

a bone to pick posted:

someone search for "loving retard" and compare D&D to the GBSs!

GBS: 44
D&D: 100

# ? Jan 26, 2017 00:59

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

"safe space"

GBS: 117
D&D: 491

# ? Jan 26, 2017 00:59

I Said No: May 21, 2007; jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

lovely poker hand posted:

fake edit: someone should do niggerstomper58

CCCC: 2
BYOB: 3
E/N: 4
Games: 4
D&D: 10
NGBS: 19
PYF: 24
FYAD: 29
OGBS: 122

# ? Jan 26, 2017 01:49

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I searched for "loving retard" but it just gave me Stuntman's post history?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:08

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I searched for "loving retard" but it just gave me Stuntman's post history?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:11

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Sadness:

GBS: 52
E/N: 316
FYAD: 42
PYF: 123
BYOB: 117

Games (et al.): 1000+

# ? Jan 26, 2017 02:50

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I searched for "loving retard" but it just gave me Stuntman's post history?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:20

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I searched for "loving retard" but it just gave me Stuntman's post history?

lol

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:29

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

someone do "dogfucker" so we can see how much people talk about morally inept

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:35

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

PTSD

DND 631
GIP 281
EN 176
TCC 151
GBS 120

# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:45

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

RFC2324 posted:

someone do "dogfucker" so we can see how much people talk about morally inept

GBS (including old gbs): 19
D&D: 37

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:11

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Gridlocked posted:

Sadness:

GBS: 52
E/N: 316
FYAD: 42
PYF: 123
BYOB: 117

Games (et al.): 1000+

lol

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:52

Doghouse: Oct 22, 2004; I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

Stuntman posted:

boy it sure is funny how people are using a comedy thread to whine about their crusade against facts
maybe consider that D&D has an order of magnitude more posts than new gbs you loving retards

Personally, I hate facts :shrug:

# ? Jan 26, 2017 04:55

ArgumentatumE.C.T.: Nov 5, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stuntman posted:

crusade against facts

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:41

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

TCC

Shot - 1000+
Smoked - 1000+
Drank - 1000+
IV - 828
Snorted - 513
Harm Reduction -190

Bonus

Safe - 1000+
Unsafe - 121

Its all safe

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:51

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Isaac posted:

TCC

Shot - 1000+
Smoked - 1000+
Drank - 1000+
IV - 828
Snorted - 513
Harm Reduction -190

Now compare it to dnd

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:53

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Now compare it to dnd

DND

Shot - 1000+
Smoked - 604
Drank - 641
IV - 608
Snorted - 30
Harm reduction - 74

Safe - 1000+
Unsafe - 506

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:56

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

DND isnt too far off TCC for IVing but TCC snorts alot more

# ? Jan 26, 2017 05:58

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

E/N: 39
DnD: 240

Molested

# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:07

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Buttplug

EN - 9
AT - 4
DND - 55

# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:10

gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

Isaac posted:

Buttplug

EN - 9
AT - 4
DND - 55

Wow

# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:11

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

bradzilla posted:

ok

hth
GBS: 1000+
D&D: 938
E/N: 202
QCS: 59

ftfy
GBS: 575
D&D: 1000+
E/N: 514
QCS: 1000+

Gbs peeps use it ironically, dnd is very sincere

# ? Jan 26, 2017 06:49

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

GBS (old and new): 691

DND: 254

my cat

# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:04

Menstrual Show: Jun 3, 2004

Isaac posted:

Buttplug

EN - 9
AT - 4
DND - 55

lmao

# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:24

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

Isaac posted:

Buttplug

EN - 9
AT - 4
DND - 55

Why am I not surprised?

# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:25

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Isaac posted:

TCC

Safe - 1000+
Unsafe - 121

Its all safe

Gridlocked posted:

Sadness:

GBS: 52
E/N: 316
FYAD: 42
PYF: 123
BYOB: 117

Games (et al.): 1000+

Quoting these and writing "lol", but the kind of "lol" that is like a drawn out sigh at people accidentally stepping on their pets, rather than bursting out with laughter about it.

Stuntman posted:

i think you're having too much faith in the kind of people who screech about a forum that requires you to base your arguments on facts

Forums war stuff is stupid imo. I don't care about doing owns on D&D, but it is funny that the serious debate & discussion subforum comes across as more hostile than GBS and in more need of a suicide hotline than e/n. This isn't science, but people giving each other custom titles about needing to kill themselves in the serious debate & facts forum and the P�KEMON GO megathread more than in the shitposting forum is just neat.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:42

meat on a Friday: Dec 9, 2010

GBS: 1
ADTRW: 3
E/N: 4
DND: 32

"you're a coward"

Games: 0
PYF: 1
DND: 2
FYAD: 3
GBS: 6
Old GBS: 13

"i eat rear end"

# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:48

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

DND/GBS is really fun.

"Genocide is cool" -
DND: 5
GBS: 1

"Jews did it" -
DND: 7
GBS: 1

"the blacks" -
DND: 509
GBS: 27

"wetbacks" -
DND: 30
GBS: 1

"The south will rise again" -
DND: 24
GBS: 3

"Age of Consent" -
DND: 174
GBS: 33

"Gamergate" -
DND: 1000
GBS: 47

# ? Jan 26, 2017 07:57

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Oh, there's a thought.

misogyny
GBS: 127
DnD: 1000+

misandry
GBS: 40
DnD: 107

# ? Jan 26, 2017 09:29

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Grandmother of Five posted:

I searched for "semen" on the forums, much like I do in real life, and these are the search results for how many times it shows up in a few subforums. Try and guess #1

D&D: 160. GBS: 89
ADTRW 100
Book Barn 81
FYAD 67
Let's Play 13

Grandmother of Five posted:

Search results specific to the E/N On-line Dating thread

First date: 223
Second date: 92
DOTA: 55
Third date: 39

Mega64 posted:

Search term: Lonely

GBS - 201
ADTRW - 279
D&D - 378
E/N - 760

Games - 1000+

Grandmother of Five posted:

I was curious about the style of emoticons like and the half-dozen similar one that goons need in order to express to other goons that they are getting horny on-line, and you can use the search feature to search on smiley code, but it didn't seem like any one forum was the most horny one. All sub forums need & use these emoticons to tell each other that they are going to jack off to posts pretty equally.

the trump tutelage posted:

D&D: 1000+
GBS: 175
search term: "shut the gently caress up"

D&D: 1000+
GBS: 563
search term: "oval office"

D&D: 1000+
GBS: 913
search term: "gently caress you"

D&D: 758
GBS: 123
search term: "prick"

D&D: 127
GBS: 16
search term: "white boy"

D&D: 105
GBS: 56
search term: "you loving idiot"

D&D: 95
GBS: 30
Search term: "you piece of poo poo"

D&D: 79
GBS: 23
search term: "you rear end in a top hat"

D&D: 26
GBS: 2
search term: "you're part of the problem"

oh wow

D&D: 76
GBS: 1
search term: "tone policing"

hmm

gold the gently caress mine

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Jan 26, 2017

# ? Jan 26, 2017 11:38

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Honky Dong Country posted:

"Jews did it" -
DND: 7
GBS: 1

lmfao

# ? Jan 26, 2017 11:44

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

The last page was pure gold. Well done.

# ? Jan 26, 2017 11:45

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Isaac posted:

Buttplug

EN - 9
AT - 4
DND - 55

ahahaha

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:32

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

DnD: 95
GBS: 11

Assassinate/kill Trump

DnD: 50
GBS: 5

Dead babies

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:53

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

self fellating/fellating yourself
dnd: 10
gbss: 2

circlejerk
dnd: 350
gbss: 118

jerking yourself off
dnd: 0
gbss: 7

masturbating
dnd: 390
gbss: 614

dick out of your mouth/rear end
dnd: 2
gbss: 3

cock/dick in your mouth
dnd: 7
gbss: 27

# ? Jan 26, 2017 16:55