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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Haha. Maddon's out of hitters because they asked that LeMahieu not be used.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I hope Votto homers just so all the NL's runs come from the worst division in baseball

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Popete posted:

The All Star Game should be the top position players versus the worst pitchers in the league.

"Stat of the Game: The most Reds in an All-Star Game since 1976"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I have a fond memory of singing Sweet Caroline at Fenway while Marcus Giles was screaming at an ump, face red and neck veins bulging, over the call on the final out of the inning.

My name isn't Marcus tho

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Devo didn't give up a run :whip:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


joe doesn't even get his one all star into the game

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Jansen gonna blow this

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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will_colorado posted:

Jansen gonna blow this

Doing prep work for the NLDS

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Step aside Gary, Avi's got this

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Dodgers strategically getting all the suck out over the ASG, p brilliant imo

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Avi up :woop:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:lol: Balk

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
BALK

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


gently caress.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
THEY CALLED A loving BALK IN THE ASG

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
And it didn't even matter ahhhhah

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Good lord

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i don't think i've ever been as excited as joe west being able to loudly call a balk in an all-star game

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Less gently caress. *whew*

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Yup, that was clear.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Just end this travesty here. Sometimes you just have to put a lame horse down.

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

drat... :smith:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
That was hilarious

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
Man Joe West sounded really pissed off that someone would dare commit a balk in his presence.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


bump_fn posted:

That was hilarious

It was, and the most exciting part of the game.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Grem posted:

Man Joe West sounded really pissed off that someone would dare commit a balk in his presence.

[Rustling of chins intensifies]

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

i don't think i've ever been as excited as joe west being able to loudly call a balk in an all-star game

More confirmation he's actually a giant chicken:
    1. Has a huge throat wattle
    2. Makes terrible calls, as if he doesn't even know what he's doing
    3. Caught on camera shouting "BAWK! BAWK!"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


no doubt that we're all talking about the person we all turned in to see, "cowboy" joseph west

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Grem posted:

Man Joe West sounded really pissed off that someone would dare commit a balk in his presence.

I think he was more amazed.

I mean, an all-star balk?

Even the iOS keyboard is too surprised to not correct 'balk'.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lol kimbrel

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
End this dumb poo poo now before you have to waste a McCullers outing

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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The game isn't going to end until Wade Davis gives up the winning run

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


:punto:

Arm_Fruit
Jul 1, 2013
Use LeMahieu to pinch-run Yadi?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Bases loaded, 2 outs, Corey Seager orders a salami.

Not going to happen but it's fun to dream.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
I miss Kimbrel and his silly finger thing and his basic competence

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

The stands are mostly empty, but it's still very well attended for a typical game at Marlins Park.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
I think id rather have watched the celebrity softball game

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
I swear joe just said "I think I saw a snake back there"

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