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CharlestonJew posted:I haven't played tekken in about a year now and I could probably whoop this guys rear end Sounds like you've been... tekken it easy
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i thought 2007 epic bacon language was dead. this dude types like a 14 year old
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Jun 24, 2018 17:05
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What the HELL I was moderator for the biggest Vancouver Canucks fan site and I didn't get free SA membership.
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Jun 24, 2018 17:06
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I think it's a mistake to fight this guy on his own terms. I'll Tekk him on at Way of the Exploding Fist on the ZX Spectrum, but only if I can use the keyboard and redefine the keys.
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Jun 24, 2018 17:23
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Lowtax! Do something! I can't Tekk it anymore!
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Jun 24, 2018 17:24
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Tekken it eaaaaaassy Tekken it eaaaaaassy Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy
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Jun 24, 2018 17:25
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Tekk on me (tekk on me) Tekk on me (tekk on me) I'll be goon In a day or two
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Jun 24, 2018 17:30
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Theres justs aints no fightings games about Tekkens it easy! https://m.imgur.com/0z0MBWB (gently caress you imgur mobile)
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Jun 24, 2018 17:33
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Now that the cats bag is out and I am to post freely about mean uncle Lowtax He has gas. And boy howdy does he.
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Jun 24, 2018 17:40
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Dude posts like a very bored teenager. But he's 37. What in the heck????
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Jun 24, 2018 17:45
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This is kind of like when Instagram *influencers* dm five star hotels and demand a free week all expenses paid isn't it
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Jun 24, 2018 17:52
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When I first got this subscriptch, I certainly remember it as something special. Now I truly know how it was actually awful, a something that is awful, that is.
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Jun 24, 2018 17:53
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I'm a pretty well known twitcher in the Super Contra community
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Jun 24, 2018 17:55
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You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning Take the 8:15 into the city There's a whistle up above and people pushin', people shovin' And the girls who try to look pretty And if your train's on time, you can get to work by nine And start your slaving job to get your pay If you ever get bored, look for me on Cuddle Core I love to work at nothing all day And I be Tekken care of business (every day) Tekken care of business (every way) I've been Tekken care of business (it's all mine) Tekken care of business and working overtime, take care
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Jun 24, 2018 18:14
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Sydney Bottocks posted:You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning 
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Jun 24, 2018 18:16
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I told them I was a very well known poster in Something Wful dot cons and the McDonalds lady gave me coupons when I said I was 38 poo poo works dudes try it
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Jun 24, 2018 18:19
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I told them I was a very well known poster in Something Wful dot cons and the McDonald’s lady gave me coupons when I said I was 38 I wish, I'm in Europe and SA isn't well known here. slender man, or "die schlanke Mann", as we call him, isn't really famous here
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Jun 24, 2018 18:27
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I told the girl at Hardee's that I was an extremely respected poster here at something awful and she just started crying after I escalated to "god tier" level. this did NOT work for me so unsure if you all should try this
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Jun 24, 2018 18:43
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I challenge anyone at my mother's funeral to try me at Tekken.... They will feel my anger and sorrow Eat poo poo uncle Jerry
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Jun 24, 2018 19:24
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I made friends with a guy in university a few years ago and one day we started talking about internet bullshit. He asked if I've ever gone to 4Chan and I said I had only ever heard of it. He nervously asked how I heard of it and I said "I'm on the Something Awful forums" Him: "Oh God, I'm not like any of the people you've heard of I only browse games I NEVER go to /b!!" So that's my SA claim to fame.
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Jun 24, 2018 20:01
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https://youtu.be/vurecZnk0W4
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Jun 25, 2018 01:04
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Cuddlecore Ron Paul
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Jun 25, 2018 13:43
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dads friend steve posted:Hopefully having a professional tekken player on these forums will get us exposure in the wider world of loser late-30s video game streamers do we need more?
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Jun 25, 2018 13:57
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lowtax can I play you at tekken for the forums
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Jun 25, 2018 14:11
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Lemon posted:lowtax can I play you at tekken for the forums Is that the game where you can be the tree
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Jun 25, 2018 17:57
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Lowtax posted:Is that the game where you can be the tree You're thinking of "Grand Theft Arbol"
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Jun 25, 2018 18:00
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Oh gently caress! It's DopeFishWoofWoof!!!!
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Jun 25, 2018 18:03
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he knows people who know aris and rip, i don't think we could afford to lose a celebrity like that
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Jun 25, 2018 18:05
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
someone take him up on this offer because it's been months since we messed with some internet weirdo, i think romeo rose was the last one?
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Jun 25, 2018 18:06
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UP TO AND INCLUDING TEN US AMERICAN DOLLARS
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To be fair a bunch of internet celebrities were incubated right here at SA forums dot com You might be missing out, Lowie
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Jun 25, 2018 18:10
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this guy might invent the next slenderman! and convince some weird preteens to murder their friend!
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Jun 25, 2018 18:19
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I fear only the violent imagery of goons locked in tekken combat can restore to me some joi de vivre As the man himself said quote:So who's down for a 1st to 5 set on some Tekk?? Hmmm? Well, Ladies and Dragons..you all Tekk it easy and remember Shop smart...Shop S-mart
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Jun 25, 2018 18:27
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if he can do 10 EWGFs in a row I'll buy him an account
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Jun 25, 2018 18:35
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That whole message looks like a game of mad libs.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:25
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Klyith posted:has any SA mod ever embarrassed themselves by pulling some "I'm a mod on Something Awful, that's a pretty big deal" type idiocy elsewhere? I know we've plenty that develop an inflated sense of importance inside the forums. AxeManiac put it on his resume.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:28
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This dude owns
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Jun 25, 2018 22:02
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Tell him you hate all of that J R R Tekken elf poo poo
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Jun 25, 2018 22:03
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Are we sure this wasnt a front page article submission for a new writer-character? I feel like twitch streamer-of-conciousness has some legs for a few articles
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Jun 25, 2018 22:27
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Tell him Tekken is for shitheads and challenge him to a match of Bushido Blade.
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Tekken ain't easy.
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