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PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

ikanreed posted:

Does lowtax have a daughter again? Free pooping only seems possible with no estranged relatives at large

he's always had his oldest, it was his youngest and the pets that got yoinked.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 22:42

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:27

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

the great dictator takes a poo poo and announces it to his loving audience

I feel bad that the only time we've seen lowtax fight was against a guy who was a lot bigger and also better trained.

I'd also like to remark that he took his intial hazing about "organic medicine" very well, until goons who dont know that being signed into amazon and copy+pasting a link automatically adds a referral to it and accused him of "selling out" or something about mangosteen.

Anyway, I might buy platinum this month so I can PM him. He's a nice guy with a good sense of humor and hes very nerdy and out of shape. He also manages to let goons post very freely compared to other websites(i dont post on newgrounds often but its similar.) I mean, reddit is the target of ridicule lately but good lord have any of you seen 4chan? It is ~~immaculate~~(whats an antonym for immaculate? i got one but idk how to keep it poetic about being lovely) unkempt. Yes, 4chan is an ever twisting and winding layer of poo poo entangled by the air with which we do not have to breathe. Look, idk how or if i even should talk about the hyperbole used around here about politics(i honestly hated engaging in it in 2009 and 10 until i joined tumblr and it was the same point of views only a lot more hysterical) but I'll just silently smile the few times someone talks a preachy one off their high horse and breathe a sigh of relief when they dont get probated or banned.

I've digressed.

LouisF fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Dec 2, 2019

# ? Dec 2, 2019 22:43

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

LouisF posted:

the great dictator takes a poo poo and announces it to his loving audience

I feel bad that the only time we've seen lowtax fight was against a guy who was a lot bigger and also better trained.

I'd also like to remark that he took his intial hazing about "organic medicine" very well, until goons who dont know that being signed into amazon and copy+pasting a link automatically adds a referral to it and accused him of "selling out" or something about mangosteen.

Anyway, I might buy platinum this month so I can PM him. He's a nice guy with a good sense of humor and hes very nerdy and out of shape. He also manages to let goons post very freely compared to other websites(i dont post on newgrounds often but its similar.) I mean, reddit is the target of ridicule lately but good lord have any of you seen 4chan? It is ~~immaculate~~(whats an antonym for immaculate? i got one but idk how to keep it poetic about being lovely) unkempt. Yes, 4chan is an ever twisting and winding layer of poo poo entangled by the air with which we do not have to breathe. Look, idk how or if i even should talk about the hyperbole used around here about politics(i honestly hated engaging in it in 2009 and 10 until i joined tumblr and it was the same point of views only a lot more hysterical) but I'll just silently smile the few times someone talks a preachy one off their high horse and breathe a sigh of relief when they dont get probated or banned.

I've digressed.

what the gently caress

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:20

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

LouisF posted:

the great dictator takes a poo poo and announces it to his loving audience

I feel bad that the only time we've seen lowtax fight was against a guy who was a lot bigger and also better trained.

I'd also like to remark that he took his intial hazing about "organic medicine" very well, until goons who dont know that being signed into amazon and copy+pasting a link automatically adds a referral to it and accused him of "selling out" or something about mangosteen.

Anyway, I might buy platinum this month so I can PM him. He's a nice guy with a good sense of humor and hes very nerdy and out of shape. He also manages to let goons post very freely compared to other websites(i dont post on newgrounds often but its similar.) I mean, reddit is the target of ridicule lately but good lord have any of you seen 4chan? It is ~~immaculate~~(whats an antonym for immaculate? i got one but idk how to keep it poetic about being lovely) unkempt. Yes, 4chan is an ever twisting and winding layer of poo poo entangled by the air with which we do not have to breathe. Look, idk how or if i even should talk about the hyperbole used around here about politics(i honestly hated engaging in it in 2009 and 10 until i joined tumblr and it was the same point of views only a lot more hysterical) but I'll just silently smile the few times someone talks a preachy one off their high horse and breathe a sigh of relief when they dont get probated or banned.

I've digressed.

I sort of want to see this before you edited it.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:22

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rad-daddio posted:

I sort of want to see this before you edited it.

It was just the first sentence.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:23

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Yeah that looks pretty accurate for what someone with racism on their rap sheet would post about the politics on SA.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:24

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

LouisF posted:

the great dictator takes a poo poo and announces it to his loving audience

I feel bad that the only time we've seen lowtax fight was against a guy who was a lot bigger and also better trained.

I'd also like to remark that he took his intial hazing about "organic medicine" very well, until goons who dont know that being signed into amazon and copy+pasting a link automatically adds a referral to it and accused him of "selling out" or something about mangosteen.

Anyway, I might buy platinum this month so I can PM him. He's a nice guy with a good sense of humor and hes very nerdy and out of shape. He also manages to let goons post very freely compared to other websites(i dont post on newgrounds often but its similar.) I mean, reddit is the target of ridicule lately but good lord have any of you seen 4chan? It is ~~immaculate~~(whats an antonym for immaculate? i got one but idk how to keep it poetic about being lovely) unkempt. Yes, 4chan is an ever twisting and winding layer of poo poo entangled by the air with which we do not have to breathe. Look, idk how or if i even should talk about the hyperbole used around here about politics(i honestly hated engaging in it in 2009 and 10 until i joined tumblr and it was the same point of views only a lot more hysterical) but I'll just silently smile the few times someone talks a preachy one off their high horse and breathe a sigh of relief when they dont get probated or banned.

I've digressed.

LouisF posted:

It was just the first sentence.

fascinating. is...
hunh, okay.
wait... no, what?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:25

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Resting Lich Face posted:

Yeah that looks pretty accurate for what someone with racism on their rap sheet would post about the politics on SA.

Hank hill has a multi cultural melting pot of friends.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:25

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LouisF posted:

the great dictator takes a poo poo and announces it to his loving audience

I feel bad that the only time we've seen lowtax fight was against a guy who was a lot bigger and also better trained.

I'd also like to remark that he took his intial hazing about "organic medicine" very well, until goons who dont know that being signed into amazon and copy+pasting a link automatically adds a referral to it and accused him of "selling out" or something about mangosteen.

Anyway, I might buy platinum this month so I can PM him. He's a nice guy with a good sense of humor and hes very nerdy and out of shape. He also manages to let goons post very freely compared to other websites(i dont post on newgrounds often but its similar.) I mean, reddit is the target of ridicule lately but good lord have any of you seen 4chan? It is ~~immaculate~~(whats an antonym for immaculate? i got one but idk how to keep it poetic about being lovely) unkempt. Yes, 4chan is an ever twisting and winding layer of poo poo entangled by the air with which we do not have to breathe. Look, idk how or if i even should talk about the hyperbole used around here about politics(i honestly hated engaging in it in 2009 and 10 until i joined tumblr and it was the same point of views only a lot more hysterical) but I'll just silently smile the few times someone talks a preachy one off their high horse and breathe a sigh of relief when they dont get probated or banned.

I've digressed.

gently caress me that's a lot of words

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:25

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

Resting Lich Face posted:

Yeah that looks pretty accurate for what someone with racism on their rap sheet would post about the politics on SA.

every loving time holy loving poo poo of course thank you checking for me

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:25

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

let he who hasnt said something racist on the internet cast the first stone.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:27

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

LouisF posted:

let he who hasnt said something racist on the internet cast the first stone.

wow i... uh. holy loving poo poo this is maybe even weirder then the kiwifarm stuff

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:28

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

LouisF posted:

let he who hasnt said something racist on the internet cast the first stone.

The difference is you do it now.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:30

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

I'm registering https://www.lowtaxwatch.com to monitor all lowtax related information drops and have secured an exclusive interview with a friend of lowtaxes daughter and the clerk at petsmart who sold him the bunny, both of whom have promised a fresh load of lowtax deets, doxes, and daats.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:31

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

null once took acid while babysitting and accidentally spent the whole night loving the turkey

Whoah

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:32

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Resting Lich Face posted:

The difference is you do it now.

I'm trying to figure out how to respond to you without using a nonsequitor or koan.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:33

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

LouisF posted:

the great dictator takes a poo poo and announces it to his loving audience

I feel bad that the only time we've seen lowtax fight was against a guy who was a lot bigger and also better trained.

I'd also like to remark that he took his intial hazing about "organic medicine" very well, until goons who dont know that being signed into amazon and copy+pasting a link automatically adds a referral to it and accused him of "selling out" or something about mangosteen.

Anyway, I might buy platinum this month so I can PM him. He's a nice guy with a good sense of humor and hes very nerdy and out of shape. He also manages to let goons post very freely compared to other websites(i dont post on newgrounds often but its similar.) I mean, reddit is the target of ridicule lately but good lord have any of you seen 4chan? It is ~~immaculate~~(whats an antonym for immaculate? i got one but idk how to keep it poetic about being lovely) unkempt. Yes, 4chan is an ever twisting and winding layer of poo poo entangled by the air with which we do not have to breathe. Look, idk how or if i even should talk about the hyperbole used around here about politics(i honestly hated engaging in it in 2009 and 10 until i joined tumblr and it was the same point of views only a lot more hysterical) but I'll just silently smile the few times someone talks a preachy one off their high horse and breathe a sigh of relief when they dont get probated or banned.

I've digressed.

Shut up Bob F-word

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:33

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dell_Zincht posted:

Shut up Bob F-word

The F is for friendship we do stuff together u is for you and meee gdi there i go again with a nonsequitor

for what its worth ive had a bit of gay sex.

edit: cats outta the bag on that one but lately ive picked up that most guys have

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:34

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

LouisF posted:

I'm trying to figure out how to respond to you without using a nonsequitor or koan.

Pssst. That means you lose.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:35

Relin: Oct 6, 2002; You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

i havent followed on FB, because i dont have it, did lowtax get his kid back

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:35

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Relin posted:

i havent followed on FB, because i dont have it, did lowtax get his kid back

That would imply things going well for lowtax and we don't live in that timeline.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:36

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Resting Lich Face posted:

That would imply things going well for lowtax and we don't live in that timeline.

the worst thing about it yo...

all that aired out dirty laundry from his wives and girlfriends.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:37

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Relin posted:

i havent followed on FB, because i dont have it, did lowtax get his kid back

Sorry we're not reporting on Lowtax's life here, you may want to try Something Sensitive

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:38

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

LouisF posted:

the worst thing about it yo...

all that aired out dirty laundry from his wives and girlfriends.

is this a bit? are you like a gimmick poster?

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:38

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Heather Papps posted:

is this a bit? are you like a gimmick poster?

It's a Bob F-slur alt.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:40

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Heather Papps posted:

is this a bit? are you like a gimmick poster?

yes. I'm 50 foot ant/jaded mensa op/big peeler/joeyvapes/buzzcutpsycho/idk any more famous gimmicks wait i got one/hellbastard

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# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:40

Heather Papps: Nov 1, 2007; hello friend

Dell_Zincht posted:

It's a Bob F-slur alt.

i don't know gbs and im not gonna internet every weirdo just because they lack self awareness but thank you for this additional info, this makes sense. i really have been puzzling over what drives humans to derive pleasure from being bell ends.

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:41

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I actually got really into alternative spiritualism and I've been channeling the ghost of Mac Dre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHBfvmLwc-k

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:43

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

stand back everyone

im about to dunk louisf

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:47

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

*stands back*

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:49

LouisF: Mar 16, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

cmon show me what it is you aint 2 pennies worth a thought you shake n bake mahuhai sucka(this is an act but i do enjoying calling people a "mahuhai sucka")

# ? Dec 2, 2019 23:52