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SerSpook posted:SUMMON FROM: You have summoned LISITRIDEETZ from the Void of Gloom! She hasn't said why she's here, but she seems to be interested in collecting dark and forbidden secrets and also something about jabbing you to obtain some blood samples so she can create gloom-pixies based on you? Something about some sort of art project. Other than the whole blood-collection thing she's an extremely inoffensive roomie and keeps to herself.
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Elentor posted:SUMMON FROM: You have summoned TRUMFAVORE from the Void of Gloom! Trumfavore is here to devour all the rich, delicious, fat, powerful and famous people it can. It needs your help to pick targets since it's not invulnerable but if you can somehow get some of its twitching hairs close to anyone it can sneak in through the shadows and take care of the rest. In exchange it will devour a target of your choice even if it's not rich and delicious like a person of power and influence. Gotta get your fiber in sometime.
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It has hair, it is as hungry as I and it matches me being a poor as gently caress person, I love it.
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Smik posted:You have summoned LISITRIDEETZ from the Void of Gloom! She hasn't said why she's here, but she seems to be interested in collecting dark and forbidden secrets and also something about jabbing you to obtain some blood samples so she can create gloom-pixies based on you? Something about some sort of art project. perfect in every way
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Soho Joe posted:SUMMON FROM: You have summoned VON HESSSING from the Plane of Cuteness! Von Hesssing is here to hunt evil Noferappybaras, their favourite food! Von Hesssing is sure they'll be here. In the meantime they'd like to sleep under your bed.
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Mr. Pardiggle posted:I want to summon from the void of gloom! I shall summon by shouting the word " CONSUME!" The binding rune shall be the blue rune of sorrow, and the guiding idol shall be a humanoid. You have summoned a parasitic SABBITE from the Void of Gloom! This small creature -- pictured next to a crudely drawn banana for scale -- subsists on the sorrowful flesh of depressed humanoids. It is deathly allergic to cats and dogs but hard to dislodge once it clamps on. Sufficient dosing with alcohol or mild narcotics will usually poison it and make it fall off as well. Smik fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Nov 6, 2021 |
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Smik posted:You have summoned UNCLE BEASTLY from the Chaos Zone! Uncle Beastly is here to murder Mickey Mouse. When you explain that Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character, Uncle Beastly decides that the next best thing is to murder Disney. You explain that Disney is a huge national corporation and ending it would require not only killing the board of directors but probably most of its shareholders and even then it would only result in Mickey entering the public domain and thus effectively gaining immortality since anyone could reproduce him. I’m so sorry, OP. A bit late, but I love this! Thanks!
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Smik posted:You have summoned BROCKJELLY from the Plane of Cuteness! Brockjelly is not interesting in worshipping you, but he is a huge fan of rhino furry porn and has brought his collection to share with you. I love BROCKJELLY, and if he will not worship, I will worship. He has his own interests, and I will humor him. THANK YOU
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Smik posted:You've made a terrible mistake and have summoned IATHAN from the Void of Gloom. Iathan lives off the misery and depression of others and has come to earth to create a collection of miserable humans to act as a battery supply, drawing them into the black murk that they exist in. Their arch enemy is SNEKOLIX who would turn them into a snack food mascot. i have one of these I think infesting my house. how to remove plz help how get Snekolix
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blight rhino posted:i have one of these I think infesting my house. how to remove Contact BIG TIT LIL NIP or do another summon using the Power Word of Consume or Transmute, Blue Binding Rune of Sorrow, and the Silver Spoon of Status for the Idol. For best results summon from the Plane of Cuteness or the Realm of Anger; Gloom creatures are weak vs. cute/angry, strong vs. horny/stupid.
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You Are A Elf posted:I’m so sorry, OP. A bit late, but I love this! Thanks! Quite alright, I'm just glad people are enjoying this.
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Smik posted:You have summoned TRUMFAVORE from the Void of Gloom! Trumfavore is here to devour all the rich, delicious, fat, powerful and famous people it can. It needs your help to pick targets since it's not invulnerable but if you can somehow get some of its twitching hairs close to anyone it can sneak in through the shadows and take care of the rest. In exchange it will devour a target of your choice even if it's not rich and delicious like a person of power and influence. Gotta get your fiber in sometime. Elentor posted:It has hair, it is as hungry as I and it matches me being a poor as gently caress person, I love it. Don't you dare get that thing anywhere near Frankie's collection! If you buy us a couple bottles of fancy fizzy alcohol, I'm sure we can work out a dibs system or something.
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Smik posted:So this creature is so horny we don't have a name from it, nor does it ever show itself in polite company. Your bathroom has had a drainage grate installed and has a number of dark, ominous portals scattered across the walls and ceiling. If you're ready, just step inside, shut the door, and pray to whatever powers you hold dear. Good luck. Well, I'll take what I can get. I'll give it a try tonight. Plus, none of my friends have Horny Elementals in their houses, just boring human partners
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Smik posted:You have summoned VON HESSSING from the Plane of Cuteness! Von Hesssing is here to hunt evil Noferappybaras, their favourite food! Von Hesssing is sure they'll be here. In the meantime they'd like to sleep under your bed. Look at this little guy 
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Smik posted:You have summoned the creature from the Void of Gloom the most feared and hated by the denizens of the Door of Horror: DESTONGIO! Destongio has the power to make even the most horrific creature INCREDIBLY DEPRESSED. You want to see Freddy Kruger just drop it and mope about at a bar with Jason Voorhees, moaning about the "Good ol' days before the 2020's"? Just sick Destongio on them. Otherwise Destongio is just... kind of a downer, boring roomie but mostly keeps to himself. Upsetting the meta with an anti-monster monster, I like it.
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Smik posted:You have summoned a parasitic SABBITE from the Void of Gloom! This small creature -- pictured next to a crudely drawn banana for scale -- subsists on the sorrowful flesh of depressed humanoids. It is deathly allergic to cats and dogs but hard to dislodge once it clamps on. Sufficient dosing with alcohol or mild narcotics will usually poison it and make it fall off as well. I really hate how clearly I can visualize this being a thing stuck onto my thigh or armpit or something. e: what i mean is i love it but hate the creature
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If anyone is interested I'm currently working on a Bestiary for these monsters with more details. Right now it's mostly just text. Also if I somehow missed your request, please give me a ping and I can correct that.
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smik this thread is wonderful please take your time but yeah id love to see a bestiary
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I'd love to see the bestiary. These threads are really fun.
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So this is the Bestiary for FUURRAGGE's species: Dubranornies exist in the section of the Realm of Anger that borders on the Dimension of Horniness and as such has become a sort of rage/horny hybrid creature. While they appear to have two heads, each ‘head’ appears to be more functional in terms of being an eye stock and feeding appendage with a central brain located in the chest above the heart, protected by mammary glands and ribs. The heads do have a semblance of a brain, but more in the way that an octopus has distributed intelligence across its limbs. Being both aggressive and horny, eventually most people who encounter a dubranorny will also at least see their genitalia which consists of a combination penis/vagina with no visible testes. Dubranorny have extremely low fertility rates which may explain their sexual aggression. Despite the reputation of the Realm of Anger to only produce stupid, violent creatures, the most commonly encountered drubranornies operate with a strict code of consent and most are no worse than say, Johnny Bravo. Dubranornies are notable for their ability to rapidly regenerate damage to any part of their body aside from the organs contained in their rib cage. Blows to their “heads” are not only ineffective in terms of combat but also is considered foreplay. Interestingly, “having a headache” is still a viable excuse for declining sexual intercourse but awkwardly also roughly translates to having an STD. Dubranornies are both extremely territorial but also quite gregarious as long as you will at least agree to date them. Clans tend to be formed of dubranornies who have similar sexual tastes. Type: Angry/Horny Strong Vs: Chaos to the point of near immunity Weak Vs: Stupid Gloom Horror Notable Resistances: Not vulnerable to Cute (normal for Angry types) I am currently adding them as time & depression allows at https://smik.ca/. It's a long ways away from being completed and I'm planning on just going with one monster at a time but if you'd like to see a particular entry earlier just give me a shout otherwise I'm going in sort of chronological order, example monster excluded. Smik posted:Unfortunately you have summoned the opposite of a lil' guy.
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Man I can't wait until we get to my Horny Elemental. I spent the entire weekend in the bathroom e: voted 5 on the thread
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Phlegmish posted:e: voted 5 on the thread The REAL monsters are the ones who didn't. 
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Phlegmish posted:Man I can't wait until we get to my Horny Elemental. I spent the entire weekend in the bathroom Here you are: Shifting Lussadow A rare creature deep within the Dimension of Horniness is the Shifting Lussadow. This elusive monster has never been captured by any major corporation and has only been seen in response to summoning rite or extremely specific personal ad. Attempts to capture the shifting lussadow via said specific personal ad go extremely poorly and most corporate attempts to subdue it have ended primarily because no insurer will cover it. The Shifting Lussadow does not seem to have a stable physical form, nor does it ever fully leave the deepest regions of the Dimension of Horniness. Instead, it seems to open a select number of dark portals where parts of it may emerge to copulate with whatever creature awaits it. Despite its sinister presence the Shifting Lussadow is 100% committed to consensual encounters and is only attracted by extremely aroused individuals. Encounters tend to leave individuals drenched in a mixture of personal and alien fluids, most of which are re-collected through a drainage portal. Clearly these fluids are important to the lussadow but to what extent has never been discovered as it is not interested in long conversations or pillow talk. It is extremely vulnerable to the comical powers of stupidity and the draining effects of gloom, both of which tend to make it lose its ardor which is apparently the only thing it fears, causing it to recoil and retreat back to the dark depths from which it originates. Type: Horny Strong (25%) vs: Cute Chaos Weak vs (+200%): Gloom Stupid https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/shifting-lussadow/2021/11/09/
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Those are neat descriptions! Hoping Frankie can cut the line, too.
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Smik posted:You have summoned OEOHFYPUPE from the Chaos Zone! Oeohfypupe is a winged cannibalistic cyclops here to hunt and devour other cyclops! In its spare time it makes hot pants and cosplays as various Pokémon. Thank you for this wonderful beast and I am so sorry for forgetting the horn when I drew fan art of it from memory 
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deep dish peat moss posted:Thank you for this wonderful beast and I am so sorry for forgetting the horn when I drew fan art of it from memory Aw that's fine! I think your version is great... and also kinda looks like it's fly at me in a wave pattern in a video game, then knock me off a cliff and make me swear profusely.
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Geemer posted:Those are neat descriptions! Hoping Frankie can cut the line, too. Sure! Although I just realized I have to add Gixxxie and Gildie entries as well for a couple of 'evolved' forms. Gizzie Gizzies are tiny reality-warping humanoids from the World of Stupidity and while they retain the warped world-view from the WoS they are one of the more stable and intelligent inhabitants. They only stand about 15-20 cm tall (half a foot on average) and unlike pixxies (or pixies from the Plane of Cuteness) they lack wings. Gizzies have one extremely tough fang which it tough enough to be used as a tool, a lion-like tail, and prehensile feet. Like many World of Stupidity inhabitants, they have a baffling “displaced” biological system that routinely ignores most known medical science. Gizzies can consume well over 100x their tiny body weight without any ill effects, but only when properly motivated (such as by a favourite food) and despite not having any biological reason to require such massive volumes. The region of the World of Stupidity gizzies originate from shares a crossover point from the Dimension of Horniness and some of these energies have probably influenced their appearance and psychology; while gizzies are normally androgynous they understand the concept of sexuality and use this to their advantage when building their Exos, their main method of interacting with the World Outside. Despite coming from the World of Stupidity and lacking a gender, gizzies are known to be sensitive to the hormones of those around them and may become sexually mature over time as a result, with changes based on the hormone source. “Wild” gizzie numbers have dropped by 50% over the past ten years as their technological expertise, minimal needs and miniature stature has made them in high demand in various corporate facilities, especially when microengineering is required. As a result, more gizzies are taking to arm their exos and taking a more hostile stance towards the World Outside. They are well aware that “Not All Humans” are bad, but for simple survival purposes they have to assume any human is a threat until proven otherwise. Type: Stupid/Physical Strong Vs: Stupid Horror Weak Vs: Chaos Gloom Special Notes: After Maturation becomes Gixxxie After Incorporation becomes Gildie Exo Type: Physical/Horny Strong Vs: Cute Chaos Weak vs: Gloom https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/gizzie/2021/11/09/
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I'm really looking forward to learning more about OOOOOO. We're getting along pretty well so far, though I'm kinda hoping the beastiary might help me teach them to use the litter box.
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Smik posted:Sure! Although I just realized I have to add Gixxxie and Gildie entries as well for a couple of 'evolved' forms.  I can see a beautiful shonen anime friendship forming already. Me and Frankie are gonna be tight and I'm gonna help them become the very best there ever was!
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Quesselin posted:I'm really looking forward to learning more about OOOOOO. We're getting along pretty well so far, though I'm kinda hoping the beastiary might help me teach them to use the litter box. Here you go: The Teo from the Void of Gloom does not speak, although creatures from the Chaos Zone or chaos-aligned individuals are able to convince it to at least communicate non-verbally. These strange creatures absorb copies of childhood memories and produce creatures through the black portal that their bodies surround. It is suspected that they extract some sort of nutrients from the process, with the kind of creature produced as a waste product dependent on the kind of memory absorbed and the kind of nutrients the teo needs at the time. The process does not ‘remove’ the memory from the individual as that would require physical alteration of the source person’s brain, but it seems to use the chemical pattern of the memory storage as sort of blueprint to create a monster. Experiments using an MRI and a teo’s cooperation confirmed this hypothesis, although how the teo gets sustenance from the creative process remains a mystery. In approximately 98% of cases, the resulting creature will never harm the teo that creates it, with the teo seeming to be innately aware that the resulting creature is hostile towards it as it flees the room before its creation becomes fully conscious. In 65-80% of instances the resulting creature is non-hostile. Regardless, the teo’s creations usually only have a lifespan of a few hours before becoming dust. Type: Gloom/Cute Strong Vs: Stupid Cute Weak Vs: Anger Horror Special Notes: While not cute themselves, Teos absorb “cute” childhood memories for sustenance. Forgot to add: Teos are extensively hunted by various corporations to be used in creature reconfiguration, and they have learned to defend themselves by regurgitating nightmare creatures although this has a cost akin to how other creatures might sacrifice a regenerative limb or organ to throw off predators. Most wild teos avoid humanoids these days. https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/teo/2021/11/10/ Smik fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Nov 10, 2021 |
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Jojorians from the Door of Horror are arachnids with humanoid upper bodies approximately where the thorax would begin. Their humanoid elements feature three eyes, a large mouth full of teeth and a bush of coarse hair on their head. They have no visible ears or nose. Jojorians have three identical sets of genitalia and can place up to three developing offspring into a state of suspended animation until the time is right to give birth. They only give birth to one or two offspring at one time. Female jojorians inject a potent venom into both their prey and their potential mates. The venom causes greatly increased blood flow, heart rate and puts the body into an extremely excited state, with one effect being massively increased arousal. Victims will perish from a heart attack after 6-12 hours without an antidote. Male jojorians require this venom in order to procreate (three sets of organs after all), and as their death is assured they make no effort to escape and once the inevitable heart attack kills them the female eats their corpse. Female jojorians are highly sought after by corporations for their venom, and in exchange for a steady supply of healthy subjects to meet and eat many are happy to oblige being milked for it. Derivatives from jojorian venom are in great supply for medicinal and recreational use. Despite what one might expect from beings from the Door of Horror, most jojorians require consent but it’s not as if horny fools are hard to come by. Type: Horror/Horny Strong Vs: Cute (nearly immune) Chaos Anger Weak Vs: Stupid (+400%) Gloom Horny https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/3-jojorian/2021/11/11/
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Smik posted:Here you go: I love this!
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Can't wait to learn more about NOMNOM. I'm also very impressed by the care going into this Smikverse lore
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Smik posted:YEDRAU from the Void of the Gloom! Update: Yedrau is doing well. We set him up with a few old cell phones and a chromebook with mybookie on the favorites tab.
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womb with a view posted:Can't wait to learn more about NOMNOM. It's something I have discovered I have a talent for -- creating lore and such from simple seeds. Glad you're enjoying it! Nomnom is a Kaudriby Kaudribies from the Plane of Cuteness are mostly harmless (unless you are from the Void of Gloom or Door of Horror), carnivorous plants with a passion for singing Motown songs and eating unsettling smaller creatures. Despite their voracious appetite they never get any larger, instead depositing the nutrients into the soil they are rooted in for future use. Unlike certain other singing flytraps, they are not mean, not green, and not from outer space, nor are they bad. Kaudribies aren’t extensively hunted by corporations but they are picked up on occasion to take care of vermin issues and provide entertainment or to be sold as pets. Type: Cute/Stupid Strong Vs: Anger Gloom Horror Stupid Weak vs: Horny Chaos https://smik.ca/index.php/smonsters/kaudriby/2021/11/12/
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The hadesperde may look like a fierce beast but there creatures from the Realm of Anger are more victims of bad publicity than any actual malice. Standing at 3m tall (about 10 feet) they have the ability to transform humanoids into cute, goat-like creatures. Given that most creatures within the Realm of Anger are weak against cute monsters, while hadesperdes themselves are nothing really special they are usually flanked by a small herd of cute goatlings that can easily defeat many of the beasts of Anger. While they have a maw full of teeth, hadesperdes are vegan. They just need a mouth like a chainsaw in order to eat the fierce flora of the Realm of Anger. They save the tender shoots and leaves for their goatlings. Type: Angry Strong Vs: Horny Chaos Weak Vs: Cute Horror
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The grouwzizers from the Chaos Zone have unsettling appearance beguiling the fact that while impolite and gruff they are a generally harmless and relatively well behaved culture. The most remarkable thing about grouwzizers are their homes; while barely looking large enough to contain the grouwzizer that lives there, the internal space ranges from 2,500 to 3,000 square meters (8-10,000 square feet approximately) and often includes at least one elephant-like creature that grouwzizers keep as pets. Grouwzizers are drawn to discarded articles, stench and food (both fresh and rotten) and they hoard these things within their homes in an effort to draw the most venerable and prized creatures in their cultures: raccoons. Grouwzizers are also one of the few monsters to have a completely symbiotic relationship with corporations and humanity in general: they are more than happy to take the world’s garbage which has considerable value to them, along with the vermin it attracts (but especially racooons, the High Royals of Trash). Type: Chaos Strong Vs: Gloom Horror Weak Vs: Anger Chaos
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Just a side note but feel free to summon additional monsters if you're interested (see Page 1 for how or just post in this thread). I'll keep doing them as long as people are interested.
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Junpei posted:Realm of Anger, Hoard, Rune of Power, Lion From the Realm of Anger you have summoned BUMBRA the Crazy Cat Sorcerer! So imagine if Mumm-ra from Thundercats was actually a crazy cat lady and rather than trying to destroy the Thundercats she just wanted to take them home to live in her pyramid full of other Thundercats. This is Bumbra in a nutshell. Negatives: place stinks of cats. Positives: Place also stinks of hot cat-people.
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