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Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

freeedr posted:

I ordered a hot dog roller off of the internet while recovering from anesthesia. This is a problem. It is an expensive one with a bun drawer

Well, you'd hardly want a hot dog roller that lacked a bun draw. WHat's the problem?

Bookish posted:

I was recovering from anesthesia and saw that one of my friends had posted a snapchat of her new haircut. Thinking that I feel fine and in control of my faculties I commented something along the lines of "hey, cute bngas". Then after I sent that I realized that I had spelled bangs wrong so to fix it I meant to say that I just came out of anesthesia and I'm a little loopy but what I actually sent was "Cute bangs, I just came"

They were very cute bangs I guess

I actually lol'd at this.
I haven't done anything funny coming out of anesthesia, unless "huge panic attack upon noticing iv line in arm" counts as funny. It might have been, for onlookers, I suppose

# ? Sep 26, 2023 04:44

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# ? May 24, 2024 13:05

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

limp_cheese posted:

I'll post a few favorites I've collected over the years.

https://i.imgur.com/zNCKOQn.mp4

I�ve had a bad day and these made it less bad.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 05:07

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

Cyrano4747 posted:

The real schad is me never catching up on the last 4k posts in the old thread. Maybe now I'll actually stay current and not just watch the number of unread posts tick ever larger like the in-box badge on my phone.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 05:19

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

PhazonLink posted:

the ipa fad might have once been grassroots hobby thing, but isnt largely a top down Big Farm thing because hops are basically edible weeds that grow well and easy and have decent RoI?

I thought it was cos Ipas are easier to make or have less margin for error or something

# ? Sep 26, 2023 05:44

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

It only barely qualifies as the gentlest of schads but the derails are a bit much:

https://i.imgur.com/a97KTJO.mp4

# ? Sep 26, 2023 05:50

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

sometimes the ones in which the misfortune is very, very trivial are the funniest

# ? Sep 26, 2023 05:51

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

There's much much worse "attempting to remove the avocado pit with a knife" schad videos out there :ohdear:

# ? Sep 26, 2023 06:14

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Trabant posted:

It only barely qualifies as the gentlest of schads but the derails are a bit much:

https://i.imgur.com/a97KTJO.mp4

I feel like with a little bit of work this could be a loop.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 06:16

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's much much worse "attempting to remove the avocado pit with a knife" schad videos out there

You have to make sure the pit isn't rotted hollow or the knife will go right through :emo:

# ? Sep 26, 2023 06:31

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

limp_cheese has a new favorite as of 06:58 on Sep 26, 2023

# ? Sep 26, 2023 06:49

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Soul Dentist posted:

I love the personal schad

Ok.

This morning I was woken up an hour before my alarm by the yowling of one of my cats. So I got up to see what his deal was and it turns out he had bad gas. Fart, fart, fart, fart. I tried to go back to bed and he yowled again, so I just had to sit on the bathroom floor with him while he farted and comfort him.

:nms:

Some of the farts were wet and spluttery. Some of the fluid got on my arm. :nms:

Somehow it didn't smell like poo poo, though, which is nice I guess, if confusing.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 07:04

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Ror posted:

do we have any proof that cloud of smoke didn't used to be a wedding guest?

I enjoyed the comment in the tweet of "There's a very confused bridesmaid standing in 1955 right now." :allears:

# ? Sep 26, 2023 08:25

Metis of the Chat Thread: Aug 1, 2014

I've never understood why you'd bother removing the avocado pip like that, I just kinda squeeze it out and I never have a problem.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 09:11

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

limp_cheese posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8

Do they not have loving ladders in Russia? Jesus Christ that almost turned into a wedding reception.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 09:27

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Hippocrass posted:

Do they not have loving ladders in Russia? Jesus Christ that almost turned into a wedding reception.

We're still a ways from America firing knife missiles at it though?

# ? Sep 26, 2023 10:27

Popoto: Oct 21, 2012; miaow

Metis of the Hallway posted:

I've never understood why you'd bother removing the avocado pip like that, I just kinda squeeze it out and I never have a problem.

in restaurant kitchen work? I did it mostly because when I had several tens of avocados to prepare, it did end up saving me a lot of time. It's only dangerous if you're not paying attention to what you're doing (like many things in life).

# ? Sep 26, 2023 10:45

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's much much worse "attempting to remove the avocado pit with a knife" schad videos out there

Yeah, I was absolutely worried whether I should watch the video at all. But I'm glad that I did. Incredible.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 11:15

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

PhazonLink posted:

the ipa fad might have once been grassroots hobby thing, but isnt largely a top down Big Farm thing because hops are basically edible weeds that grow well and easy and have decent RoI?

Ales are easier to make, ergo new brewing companies tend to start with them. Unfortunately the easiest way to distinguish your IPA from everyone else�s is to do things like triple of hops or makes it 10% ABV or add some sort of flavoring to it. It becomes a race to the bottom where the end result is no choice but beers that taste like hops soaked in lemon juice with the same amount of alcohol as your average wine

# ? Sep 26, 2023 12:06

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

ekuNNN posted:

i think you need to empty your cache and redownload it, because it plays fine.

I think you're right.... (I'd actually tried that but had no luck - but on this computer it is, as you say, playing fine)

# ? Sep 26, 2023 12:08

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Hippocrass posted:

Do they not have loving ladders in Russia?

no, they just used a pencil.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 12:28

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

Before Covid, I liked IPAs

Now they�re all I drink, nothing else even has taste.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 13:01

caspergers: Oct 1, 2021

Bottom Liner posted:

I was thinking there should be a fifth up there but realized there probably was and she hurt herself and had to be dragged offstage

# ? Sep 26, 2023 13:08

caspergers: Oct 1, 2021

I've always loved IPA but they're way oversaturated, as other goons have said. I'd like at least to find a decent pilsner tallboy but I can't think of any good micro pilsners with good distribution, except for maybe Boston Lager and Founder's Solid Gold. I'd like to see more singles of the former, and a lot of places at the height of Founders popularity were selling talls of Solid Gold. Guess most people these days just feel like lagers aren't enough, but trust me, with age, you're gonna be drinking pilsners. I used to hate pilsner but now it's all I drink because its malt and hop characters are so subtle that they're very appreciated. Get any lager you can out of Louisville KY because they're great. I also enjoy me a good Carlsburg now and again

# ? Sep 26, 2023 13:13

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Metis of the Hallway posted:

I've never understood why you'd bother removing the avocado pip like that, I just kinda squeeze it out and I never have a problem.

When you say "squeeze it out" all I can imagine is you're squishing the avocado half in your hand, resulting in a huge mess. What do you actually mean?

# ? Sep 26, 2023 13:32

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

When I'm at home I usually just get my nails in a bit and pull it out, easy, but food service with gloves on it just wasn't possible so I developed a sort of angular knife-donk and swish-toss-into-the-compost movement. Very satisfying once you really whittle the time down and you're cranking them out.

Sometimes I miss just putting on some loud music and doing tons of vegetable prep at stupid o'clock in the morning.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 13:41

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Metis of the Hallway posted:

I've never understood why you'd bother removing the avocado pip like that, I just kinda squeeze it out and I never have a problem.

Because whenever I've tried the squeezing method it never worked.

# ? Sep 26, 2023 14:17

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Maybe I'm a moron, but couldn't you just work a spoon under the pit and lever it out, rather than needing to risk your precious hands with sharp objects?

# ? Sep 26, 2023 14:20