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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I made it with the water that boiled off the radiator Jesus Christ Stefowski!
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This is Unit 3. Got eyes on Alice the housekeeper and the daughter Marsha. No sign of Jan yet. Continuing to -- Wait. Someone's approaching. Trying to ID. It's ... it's Reuben! Reuben Kincaid! It's a CROSSOVER! Repeat, we confirm crossover! Please advise! Over!
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Stand by, I’m sending in Starsky. Not you, godammit, Hutch! I said Starsky, and I meant Starsky!
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Mar 5, 2024 20:23
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"Hi guys - isn't this great?!" - Dave the Scrum Master from back seat
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Mar 5, 2024 20:25
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Where do they get those little peppermints at the hostess stand, they're so good when they just disintegrate in your mouth
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*walks out the front door, licking a drumstick, wearing a 2 ft tall Cat in the Hat...hat* Guys, you gotta check out their set up in there. They have a friggen exotic petting zoo with ligers, binturongs ... All kinds of cool poo poo in there. Smell my hands. They smell like buttered popcorn!
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Mar 5, 2024 21:00
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D'ya like show tunes?!!! I love show tunes.
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"Yes, hello? This is Unit, um, 7 ... B. I'm watching, er, 'staking out' that is, the home at 1164 Morning Glory Circle. And I must say, I just saw something very peculiar!" "Gladys? Who are you talking to?" "No one! Now where was I? Oh yes. So our neighbor -- I mean, the 'perp,' wiggled her nose, and do you know what happened? Their barbecue turned into a cat! A REAL LIVING CAT!" "Gladys, I swear I can hear you -- wait, where'd you get that police radio!?" "Be quiet, Abner! Yes, you should send someone over right away! Hurry!" "Give me that, Gladys! You'll get us in trouble!" "No! I finally got them this time! Give that back to me you motherf--" **KSSSHK**
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*knocks on the window of the stake out car.* You guyz wanna be some drugz? I'm selling the drugz!
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Mar 5, 2024 21:44
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*pulls out wallet* oh sure yeah
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Mar 5, 2024 22:36
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Mind if I hotbox while we wait?
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Hey, ever since the guy handed me that envelopes of cash five minutes ago I've been thinking, are the people were stalking out really such bad guys you know? It's a nice warm day today, what you say we grab a few beers and headed down to the beach or something. I mean when's the last time we all had a break, we deserve it.
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Mar 5, 2024 23:38
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Piss jug's gettin close to full Rook....
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Sarge, I want to help but I can't see anything from the trunk. ...Sarge??
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Inzombiac posted:Sarge, I want to help but I can't see anything from the trunk. *Pops the trunk WTF are you doing in there??
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redshirt posted:*Pops the trunk I said I would never leave you, sir!
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Inzombiac posted:I said I would never leave you, sir! wait I thought you were hotboxing the truck I was gonna join you!
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pixaal posted:wait I thought you were hotboxing the truck I was gonna join you! I lied. I just wanted to look cool in front of my beloved sergeant.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:24
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God drat it Barskowski!
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redshirt posted:God drat it Barskowski! It's Romanski, sir but I will change it if you like, sir!
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Inzombiac posted:It's Romanski, sir but I will change it if you like, sir! God drat it. Flipowski, call this one in.
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Mar 6, 2024 00:30
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*plugs in deep fryer into car cigarette lighter* anyone for popcorn shrimp?
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Mar 6, 2024 00:35
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Has anyone seen the ferret? It’s close to feeding time.
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numberoneposter posted:*plugs in deep fryer into car cigarette lighter* Oh good, now we can finish off the seafood sauce and they'll be room in the mini fridge.
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Someone tell Jørgensen to ease up on the garlic, for the love of god
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Shitter's full!
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Listen, I can't be the only one here with an iPhone! Someone has to have a iPhone charger? Just the cable? C'mon!
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Mar 6, 2024 05:40
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Sorry Gabe, just got a Nokia here
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JediTalentAgent posted:Listen, I can't be the only one here with an iPhone! Someone has to have a iPhone charger? Just the cable? C'mon! I have a like, um seven year old'ish I think, iphone cable I'm using as a belt, if that will work and you don't mind my pants falling down a bit.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Listen, I can't be the only one here with an iPhone! Someone has to have a iPhone charger? Just the cable? C'mon! Sorry they switched to usb-c like android recently. Upgrade your phone.
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Mar 6, 2024 12:57
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They laughed at me when I implanted a microphone directly into a rabbit, but just listen to how much we can pick up with those ears! Our suspects should be easy to identify; they sound remarkably like hawks.
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Mar 6, 2024 21:16
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*opens glove compartment* dibs on first round with the flesh light.
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Inzombiac posted:D'ya like show tunes?!!! "You ever been in a Turkish prison?"
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Listen, I've been on about 10, maybe 12 of these stakeouts. They're going to take days, weeks, maybe months. So, what series does everyone want to binge through while we wait? So, my suggestion is that all of you at home watch Stargate SG-1 so we can talk about it later, but while we're on stake out let's watch something breezy. I'm thinking anime. So, we're going to be watching One Piece.
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Mar 7, 2024 05:18
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Better put on the dub version cause I ain't reading. 
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Yeah plus the dub has the best opening song
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JediTalentAgent posted:Listen, I've been on about 10, maybe 12 of these stakeouts. They're going to take days, weeks, maybe months. So, what series does everyone want to binge through while we wait? Hearing good things about True Detective Season Four: True Detective: Night Country
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huh? no i was just resting my eyes
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Wife says they'll be the death of me, but god I love eating brats all night!
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