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im just sending 30-50 feral hogs through the time machine to various eras of rome
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Guys don't use the time machine for a little bit ok, I had just had taco bell and Stacy was coming over, and anyway long story short I think I may have laid down a century shart across all of medieval Europe. I panicked ok?
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May 9, 2024 23:22
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Hey check this... SURPRISE!!!!! *pulls the curtain to reveal troupe of fifty something karate bastards*
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May 9, 2024 23:25
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the posting on this page is too weird im going to travel back in time one page
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May 10, 2024 03:38
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Went back in time to make sure Shazam stayed more popular than Superman. Come back to the future and people are arguing that Goku could beat Black Adam in a fight.
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May 10, 2024 03:47
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hey so does the word “Jormp” mean anything? No? gently caress ok didn’t mean to do that, could really go for a Jormp right now too
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May 10, 2024 16:27
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naem posted:hey so does the word “Jormp” mean anything? No? gently caress ok didn’t mean to do that, could really go for a Jormp right now too You don't have to get all weird when you want to suck me off, people understand.
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May 10, 2024 16:32
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Ok so apparently that means something to do with lobsters now. Yeah hell if I know
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May 10, 2024 22:38
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Karate Bastard posted:Heyyyyyy, I did the same thing. Well, I introduced Genghis to the throat goat. Same effect, really. Chilled the dude right out. That goat saved so many lives I can't believe we ate it. We should go back in time, save that goat, and make sure it gets the recognition is deserves.
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May 10, 2024 22:53
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Okay, so I'm not sure what just happened, but um, humanity appears to be ruled by goats now. Honestly, as far as dystopian world governments go, not the worst.
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May 10, 2024 23:05
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The throat goat means hwat????? Ewwwww!!!!!
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May 10, 2024 23:09
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I'd simply go 15 minutes back when I still had 10 beers in the fridge.
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May 10, 2024 23:11
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Man dies mysteriously from apparently drinking 1500 beer
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May 10, 2024 23:13
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Karate Bastard posted:Ok so apparently that means something to do with lobsters now. Yeah hell if I know this guy Jormps
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May 10, 2024 23:32
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I did a little prank and now unhealthy food tastes good and healthy food tastes bad, isn't that wacky?
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May 11, 2024 00:13
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i met this chill canadian philosophy professor but as i was leaving i said 'smell ya later jormps' and a bunch of girls laughed and now i come back and hes gone a bit weird
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May 11, 2024 01:34
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In my timeline, Obama‘s bit at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner bombed, and that has always bothered me, so I went back and persuaded him that he would kill if he roasted Donald Trump to his face. Anyway it went great and now I’m back, is anything different?
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May 11, 2024 01:47
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numberoneposter posted:im just sending 30-50 feral hogs through the time machine to various eras of rome i gave atilla drones and ak47s he should be able to fix that problem for has vassal state otoh i also gave nukes to literally every midevil european power.
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May 11, 2024 01:49
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The hievils got the bioweapons???
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May 11, 2024 08:58
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You've got a good business going here, but I dont' think "East India S Company" has the right ring to it.
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May 11, 2024 22:12
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Karate Bastard posted:Heyyyyyy, I did the same thing. Well, I introduced Genghis to the throat goat. Same effect, really. Chilled the dude right out. This is actually the origin of Mongolian throat singing, it's what it sounds like when a throat goat makes you cum
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May 12, 2024 01:16
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I released a shitton of porn on Betamax in 1980 and it won the format war.
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May 12, 2024 06:27
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JediTalentAgent posted:I released a shitton of porn on Betamax in 1980 and it won the format war. By Kiork's ring, you are the reason!?
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So you know that dinosaur killer we found just outside Pluto, that flat one? Yeah well I displaced it into prehistoric interstellar space and used the gigawatt laser to shove it onto a near miss course that should take it just past Dallas in 2017 or so yeah of course I engraved dickbutt into it lmao
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