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CUT MY PENIS INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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May 20, 2014 04:58
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Welcome to Penis Jungle
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May 20, 2014 05:01
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Life is a Penis I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long 525,600 Penis' All I wanna do, is have some Penis, I gotta feelin', I'm not the only one Penis take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can't do this on my own I'm letting go So give me one more chance Save me from this road I'm on Penis take the wheel
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May 20, 2014 05:06
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Her: Penis doctor, I'm in trouble. Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Her: For every time a certain man Is standing next to me. Him: Mmm? Her: A flush comes to my face And my pulse begins to race, It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Him: Penis! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Him: How often does this happen? When did the trouble start? You see, my stethoscope is bobbing To the throbbing of your heart. Her: What kind of man is he To create this allergy? It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Him: Penis! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Him: From New Delhi to Darjeeling I have done my share of healing, And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed, I remember that with one jab Of my needle in the Punjab How I cleared up beriberi And the dreaded dysentery, But your complaint has got me really foxed. Her: Penis. Her: Penis doctor, touch my fingers. Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Her: You may be very clever But however, can't you see, My heart beats much too much At a certain tender touch, It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Him: I like it! Her: Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Him: Can I see your tongue? Her: Penis. Him: Nothing the matter with it, put it away please. Her: Maybe it's my back. Him: Maybe it is. Her: Shall I lie down? Him: Yes. Her: Penis... Him: My initial diagnosis Rules out measles and thrombosis, Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell, Influenza, inflammation, Whooping cough and night starvation, And you'll be so glad to hear That both your eyeballs are so clear That I can positively swear that you are well, Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja. Her: Put two and two together, Him: Four, Her: If you have eyes to see, The face that makes my pulses race Is right in front of me. Him: Penis, there is nothing I can do For my heart is jumping too. Both: Penis, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom, Her: Goodness gracious, Him: How audacious! Her: Goodness gracious, Him: How flirtatious! Her: Goodness gracious, Him: It is me. Her: It is you? Him: Ah, I'm sorry, it is us. Both: Penis!
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May 20, 2014 05:09
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May 20, 2014 05:16
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May 20, 2014 05:17
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A.D.I.D.A.penis
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May 20, 2014 05:24
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A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm A boy filled with wonderlust who really meant no harm He changed his clothes and shined his boots And combed his dark hair down And his mother cried as he walked out Don't take your penis to town son Leave your penis at home Bill Don't take your penis to town He laughed and kissed his mom And said your Billy Joe's a man I can shoot as quick and straight as anybody can But I wouldn't shoot without a cause I'd gun nobody down But she cried again as he rode away Don't take your penis to town son Leave your penis at home Bill Don't take your penis to town He sang a song as on he rode His penis hung at his hips He rode into a cattle town A smile upon his lips He stopped and walked into a bar And laid his money down But his mother's words echoed again Don't take your penis to town son Leave your penis at home Bill Don't take your penis to town He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand And tried to tell himself he had become a man A dusty cowpoke at his side began to laugh him down And he heard again his mothers words Don't take your penis to town son Leave your penis at home Bill Don't take your penis to town Filled with rage then Billy Joe reached for his penis to draw But the stranger drew his penis and fired Before he even saw As Billy Joe fell to the floor The crowd all gathered 'round And wondered at his final words Don't take your penis to town son Leave your penis at home Bill Don't take your penis to town
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May 20, 2014 05:47
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May 20, 2014 05:51
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hammer smashed penis
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May 20, 2014 05:58
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penis after bus after penis after truck after this my lungs will be so hosed up
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May 20, 2014 06:05
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A couple more When the Penis Comes-Grateful Dead Here My Penis a Comin'-Jimi Hendrix
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May 20, 2014 14:20
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Penis over troubled ball sack
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May 20, 2014 14:27
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you took the dick right out of my mouth it must've been while you were kissin' me e: gimme gimme gimme (a penis in the night) free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 17:52 on May 20, 2014 |
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May 20, 2014 17:49
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Chocolate Penis Some stay dry while others feel the pain.
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May 20, 2014 18:17
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My Dick's Double Full Length Release is an album you should get.
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May 20, 2014 18:19
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May 20, 2014 18:22
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detachable penis
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Jun 9, 2014 21:08
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