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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



kecske posted:

I'm in favor of everything that doesn't require anything of me.

You sound like a good candidate to be a supply officer.

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vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Love all the dudes who are like "hurr it'll toughen em up and get rid of the special snowflakes." I bet these dudes are around 8x more loudmouthed, weak and conceited than most millenials.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
It would kill a lot of government jobs being done by GS's collecting 70K plus to do nothing more involved than a 19 year old E-2 should be handling anyhow, so that'd be pretty cool

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

vudan posted:

Love all the dudes who are like "hurr it'll toughen em up and get rid of the special snowflakes." I bet these dudes are around 8x more loudmouthed, weak and conceited than most millenials.

Same goes double for them?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Booblord Zagats posted:

It would kill a lot of government jobs being done by GS's collecting 70K plus to do nothing more involved than a 19 year old E-2 should be handling anyhow, so that'd be pretty cool

What's a GS?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hogge Wild posted:

What's a GS?

Civil servant, stands for General Schedule. They have pay grades similar to the military, similar benefits but hilariously overpaid for a lot of jobs that require very little skill or expertise. When we killed the draft last time, it created a lot of jobs on the GS and contractor side that had the side effect of making military development and procurement hundreds of times more expensive since the contractors were now 100% in charge of their own development cycle and the GS folks in charge of them letting them write their own requirements so they could retire with their GS salary while still taking an even higher paying job with the contractor afterwards.

The level of "minor" corruption on that side of the ball is hilariously opaque

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

bong posted:

You're a fascist.

:qq: "they want to make me work out! Fascists!"

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


yes

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Helical Nightmares posted:

Not compulsory service in the military but compulsory bootcamp.

For example you can't apply to college without completion of bootcamp (with available reasonable medical exemptions of course).

lol you are unintelligent and poorly educated

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Darkman Fanpage posted:

:qq: "they want to make me work out! Fascists!"

Hmm, yes conscription is just like forcibly attending a gym.

What I would like to know is while all the conscripts are doing this humanitarian infrastructure thing, who is the clever rear end in a top hat making money off their labor?

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
one glance at the millennial thread indicates OP is on to something

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014
Lol if any of you think military service would do anyone any good. The only possible positive would be that people would stop worshipping soldiers when they actually saw what loving useless idiots all of them are.

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Good luck getting the people into shape, wasn't there an article saying only 2.7% of Americans are healthy? People are literally bedridden from their indulgence.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib

Magres posted:

Bring back the Public Works Administration

Our aging infrastructure could sure as hell use it

There should be compulsory service but not compulsory military service. Everyone should help on the local level, state and federal level to fix roads, parks, feed the hungry, polish the Lincoln monument, etc. gently caress war, the country needs help teaching citizens to maintain its infrastructure and natural resources, not teaching them how to kill and handle guns. Anyone who complies with public service for a four year period should get an automatic 20 year discount on paying income taxes and anyone who doesn't comply gets a tax increase.

Neutrino fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Mar 28, 2016

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
literally a bunch of communists ITT

sorry the invisible hand of the free market gave you a lovely life so you wanna ruin others' too, bithc

bong
Jan 30, 2015

by Shine

Darkman Fanpage posted:

:qq: "they want to make me work out! Fascists!"

Guy with 19,000 posts on somethingawful.com:  Wait... This dude doesn't want to work out? Lmao.  I work out all the time. It's actually no big deal

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
as a Russian I can firmly tell you the only things compulsory service fixes are the generals car and dacha

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Neutrino posted:

There should be compulsory service but not compulsory military service. Everyone should help on the local level, state and federal level to fix roads, parks, feed the hungry, polish the Lincoln monument, etc. gently caress war, the country needs help teaching citizens to maintain its infrastructure and natural resources, not teaching them how to kill and handle guns. Anyone who complies with public service for a four year period should get an automatic 20 year discount on paying income taxes and anyone who doesn't comply gets a tax increase.

And it doesn't even need to be a venue to push "Love America" as much as it should be to reinforce that basic idea that everyone in a community should look out for each other and that we all share a level of collective responsibility in addition to our goals and responsibilities in general. I mean sure, there'd be some patriotism to the country as a whole but I'm not sure you can really get around that.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I'm from the Public Works Administration and I say kill 'em all.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Seriously I wish civil service was an option for me after high school.

A lot of my classmates and I wanted to do something productive that didn't entail four more years of expensive education, military service, or a minimum wage job.

A few years working on something I could take pride in, alongside strangers, somewhere I've never been sounds great even now that I'm employed.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Toadvine posted:

Seriously I wish civil service was an option for me after high school.

A lot of my classmates and I wanted to do something productive that didn't entail four more years of expensive education, military service, or a minimum wage job.

A few years working on something I could take pride in, alongside strangers, somewhere I've never been sounds great even now that I'm employed.

Why didn't you go to work in a gay bathhouse?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I lived in Ohio.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Toadvine posted:

I lived in Ohio.

Why didn't you work for a gay corn farm?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
I don't know how military service would stop the mega rich (who would just buy their way out of it anyways) from tanking the economy again so they could finance a seventh summer home.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

I'm from the Public Works Administration and I say kill 'em all.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Why didn't you work for a gay corn farm?

They were all filled up ;)

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Toadvine posted:

They were all filled up ;)

Fair

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Gay bathhouses or cornfarms would still be way more straighter places than soldiers' barracks.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I liked this little interplay we had. feel free to quote me again soon

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Korranus posted:

Give kids hitting 18 a choice:

Join the military
Join the PWA
Join the Peace Corps
Work in a local/state/federal govt job
Four years of college or trade school - drop/fail out and choose another option

Tie welfare and social security eligibility to it.

I'd be all for this. Both genders, though.
There'd have to never be quotas except in the case of war-time, but I don't know how you'd spin it without propaganda so everyone doesn't just pick the same category, leaving the other areas understaffed.

frogge fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Mar 28, 2016

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

people who talk about a military draft or mandatory military service as a way of promoting shared sacrifice sorta gloss over the fact that almost everyone who was in a rich family never saw combat in vietnam. there will be loopholes to ensure that the sons (and possibly daughters, since women can serve in combat now) of the political and economic elite stay high and dry

i can get behind stuff like the Peace Corps or a new WPA as a kind of service, though

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Y-Hat posted:

people who talk about a military draft or mandatory military service as a way of promoting shared sacrifice sorta gloss over the fact that almost everyone who was in a rich family never saw combat in vietnam. there will be loopholes to ensure that the sons (and possibly daughters, since women can serve in combat now) of the political and economic elite stay high and dry

i can get behind stuff like the Peace Corps or a new WPA as a kind of service, though

Peace corps is kinda poo poo though. Might as well be some struggling underfunded grassroots thing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Peace corps is kinda poo poo though. Might as well be some struggling underfunded grassroots thing.
i don't even know what peace corps volunteers do. my dad's old work partner had a son who went to Kyrgyzstan on it and i'm not sure if he was better off with the experience. i guess it gives you a better perspective on the world? that's certainly a better payoff than learning to fire a gun

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Peace corps is kinda poo poo though. Might as well be some struggling underfunded grassroots thing.

Habitat for Humanity :shrug:

Building homes is always useful and a useful skill.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Pretty much every veteran thinks this should happen

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Y-Hat posted:

i don't even know what peace corps volunteers do. my dad's old work partner had a son who went to Kyrgyzstan on it and i'm not sure if he was better off with the experience. i guess it gives you a better perspective on the world? that's certainly a better payoff than learning to fire a gun

I don't know I think you get a bunch of shots and go sit in some hut in Africa and do poo poo that helps like less than .0001% of the population or some poo poo. There's some grassroots thing out there that just goes out and drills wells and makes major quality of life improvements for people for a fraction of the cost and a fraction of the beuracracy.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Pretty much every veteran thinks this should happen

"Fucken kids need to toughen up, we need some national service...." *finishes bottle of whiskey, shoots self in the mouth*

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
For real though, do it. Finally bankrupt your country for real so we can hurry up with the End Times already.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Hogge Wild posted:

Gay bathhouses or cornfarms would still be way more straighter places than soldiers' barracks.

I was dumb enough to enlist in the army, infantry at that, and no joke guys wanted to

Korranus posted:

Give kids hitting 18 a choice:

Join the military
Join the PWA
Join the Peace Corps
Work in a local/state/federal govt job
Four years of college or trade school - drop/fail out and choose another option

Tie welfare and social security eligibility to it.

Tie it to ability to vote, too, and you have the government in Heinlein's Starship Troopers that everyone says is facist porn.

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im cute
Sep 21, 2009

*unironically* Reinstitute the WPA and make enrollment mandatory for every citizen entering the age of majority.

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