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Wangsbig posted:So let me tell you a story old as time, girl meets boy, boy see's girl has goals and ambitions and is on the fast track to becoming a millionaire and has these expectations in her life. Boy thinks girl is his meal ticket. Moral of the story is if you're not on the track to either making the same amount or close to it than don't think I'll be your meal ticket. I'm not going to be anyone's sugar mama. For one if we go on a date, YOU are paying. But if I feel that we are not matched I will pay for myself. DO NOT ask to meet me past 7:30/8:00 pm because 1. I am in bed by 8:30/9:00 pm. I will not have sex with you on the first, second or third date. I will not support you in any way, I will not support any habit you have. Please have the dreams and ambitions I have, and brownie points if you're in higher education. If you're in a top tier school (I.e. University of Texas, A&M, Baylor) than you're put on the top of my list. Yes I know I'm beautiful, and if you're not up to my standards don't expect a date or even my time. Do I have to be shallow now because of idiots who ruined it for everyone, yes! But if it looks like you're a cat fish or someone who's not determined to a wealthy or ambitious man than we will not work. My main goals are to go to a TOP academic law school, either UT, Boston University and or (pending on my LSAT score, Harvard and or Columbia). If the city life doesn't peak your forte than obviously we will not work. If you want to know how serious I am, I am Blair Waldorf serious. Although minus the scheming. I'm sorry if your hopes was for someone down to earth and sweet, that girl is long gone and is never coming back. Who do you have to blame for my change of character... blame the guys who think they're all that and a bag of chips when in reality they look like a potato. If you happen to get to this point and are willing to climb up the social ladder with me than don't be afraid to message me. Despite my best efforts at being a cold hearted bitch, I'm still pretty sweet. But only if you seem genuine... I hope to hear from you soon... Also I do believe in prenups (fair warning) This really peaks my forte.
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May 2, 2016 17:58
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May 2, 2016 18:02
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Wangsbig posted:So let me tell you a story old as time, girl meets boy, boy see's girl has goals and ambitions and is on the fast track to becoming a millionaire and has these expectations in her life. Boy thinks girl is his meal ticket. Moral of the story is if you're not on the track to either making the same amount or close to it than don't think I'll be your meal ticket. I'm not going to be anyone's sugar mama. For one if we go on a date, YOU are paying. But if I feel that we are not matched I will pay for myself. DO NOT ask to meet me past 7:30/8:00 pm because 1. I am in bed by 8:30/9:00 pm. I will not have sex with you on the first, second or third date. I will not support you in any way, I will not support any habit you have. Please have the dreams and ambitions I have, and brownie points if you're in higher education. If you're in a top tier school (I.e. University of Texas, A&M, Baylor) than you're put on the top of my list. Yes I know I'm beautiful, and if you're not up to my standards don't expect a date or even my time. Do I have to be shallow now because of idiots who ruined it for everyone, yes! But if it looks like you're a cat fish or someone who's not determined to a wealthy or ambitious man than we will not work. My main goals are to go to a TOP academic law school, either UT, Boston University and or (pending on my LSAT score, Harvard and or Columbia). If the city life doesn't peak your forte than obviously we will not work. If you want to know how serious I am, I am Blair Waldorf serious. Although minus the scheming. I'm sorry if your hopes was for someone down to earth and sweet, that girl is long gone and is never coming back. Who do you have to blame for my change of character... blame the guys who think they're all that and a bag of chips when in reality they look like a potato. If you happen to get to this point and are willing to climb up the social ladder with me than don't be afraid to message me. Despite my best efforts at being a cold hearted bitch, I'm still pretty sweet. But only if you seem genuine... I hope to hear from you soon... Also I do believe in prenups (fair warning) they should package a printout of this with viagra as an antidote in case the erection lasts for more than four hours
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May 2, 2016 18:06
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Surgeon General's Warning: *full printout of OKC profile follows*
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May 2, 2016 18:09
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I bet the size of her clothes have > 2 X's in them.
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May 2, 2016 18:15
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I'm spiritual
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May 2, 2016 18:18
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Also lol ut and a&m are considered top tier for her
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May 2, 2016 18:19
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Mange Mite posted:Also lol ut and a&m are considered top tier for her Is there any other competition in Texas? Also that girl clearly got burned badly by a lazy ex-boyfriend and is overcompensating. She'll probably calm down a bit eventually
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May 2, 2016 18:20
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Brannock posted:Is there any other competition in Texas? Asst. Manager for the local Sizzler
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May 2, 2016 18:21
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Brannock posted:Is there any other competition in Texas? Baylor and Rice immediately pop to mind.
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May 2, 2016 18:22
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May 2, 2016 18:31
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:There was an OKC profile posted last year in one of the older threads that was like four posts long and was some girl that was into polyamory, thought she was really smart, used the word "epistemological" a lot, etc. If someone could post that here, that would be great because I can't find it. I can never remember the difference between epistemological and ontological
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May 2, 2016 18:31
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*spends literally over a week trying to figure out how to make profile interesting while omitting "hiking" from interests*
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May 2, 2016 18:32
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looks like someone already got -the worst marilyn monroe quote ever -didn't see it but i'm sure one of you got some variation of 'not like the other girls' -must be one foot taller than me -generally reaaally long list of MUST/must nots, the list is the longest on super ugly chicks and you wonder if it's like an andy kaufman bit? or real -ill add sometimes i see the word namaste used without irony -the absolute worst trait for a human being to have is to claim to be country and and outdoors person and they have literally no hobby craft or career involving these things, they drink light beer and hate blacks but aren't a woodworker or a farmer or gardener or whatever you would expect the word country to mean
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May 2, 2016 18:43
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I'm a country gal (lives in Austin, population 913000)
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May 2, 2016 18:49
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Self describing as "country" seems to go hand in hand with long rants about what a "real man" supposedly is.
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May 2, 2016 18:49
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I love everything but rap and country, and my favorite musician is that one guy who just died.
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May 2, 2016 18:57
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im a girl!! lmao im witing an OK cupid profile!! holy poo poo
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May 2, 2016 18:59
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Can't believe I'm doing this, but I might as well give this online dating thing a shot...
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May 2, 2016 19:01
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I'm bisexual
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May 2, 2016 19:27
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TheMostFrench posted:I'm on there right now, so Ah I see your problem. You forgot to select "Straight women only". Doing that filters out almost all of this.
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May 2, 2016 19:32
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Wangsbig posted:i'm a curvier girl. not here to play games. love to laugh and have fun. favorite books are ken follets pillars of the earth and harry potter. looking for something real. i'm great at being sarcastic. do not message me if you just want to gently caress. Looking for: Casual Sex
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May 2, 2016 19:35
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Suck my goddamn balls please
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May 2, 2016 19:37
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Volcott posted:If you don't want to gently caress Samus Aran I don't know what to tell you. what about the sequel where they forgot samus was on some die hard poo poo and made her a weak-rear end baby obsessed with pleasing a man
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May 2, 2016 19:47
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im kind of a dog mom. amy schumer is kind of my spirit animal
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May 2, 2016 19:48
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nigga crab pollock posted:what about the sequel where they forgot samus was on some die hard poo poo and made her a weak-rear end baby obsessed with pleasing a man Not very empowering imo
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May 2, 2016 19:48
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Mons Hubris posted:This really peaks my forte. I read this after reading the long rant and am like wtf does this mean, then I searched for the phrase and lol they actually used it in the rant. Consider your forte............peaked. lol. That one profile said "Eliminating fuckboi's" but is obviously looking to sleep with someone on the dating site so, I don't understand this fuckboi thing.
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May 2, 2016 19:56
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Doctor Schnabel posted:if its a real dog the girl is cool and loves to gently caress. if its some lovely little thing then shes some dull priss
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May 2, 2016 20:00
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new year new me!
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May 2, 2016 20:24
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Jastiger posted:I read this after reading the long rant and am like wtf does this mean, then I searched for the phrase and lol they actually used it in the rant. Fuckboi is liberal-speak for "human being"
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May 2, 2016 20:26
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Maoist Pussy posted:Fuckboi is liberal-speak for "human being" Wow that's pretty gay
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May 2, 2016 20:35
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Maoist Pussy posted:Fuckboi is liberal-speak for "human being" Then it bothers me even more. I see a lot of girls I know use it and I'm confused. It seems to mean "Guys that want to have sex with me, but I reject them, so they are fuckboi's, despite me seeking out a sexual partner". Am I wrong here? Am I uncool if its not on all my profiles?
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May 2, 2016 20:37
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I'm just like Tina Fey in 30 Rock.
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May 2, 2016 20:37
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Jastiger posted:Then it bothers me even more. I see a lot of girls I know use it and I'm confused. It seems to mean "Guys that want to have sex with me, but I reject them, so they are fuckboi's, despite me seeking out a sexual partner". It is used as an insult for guys they don't like, yes, but it means "boys who get hosed because they are the receptive partner in gay sex" but it isn't the magic word 'human being' so it is OK for girls to say while they are smashing the cisheteropatriarchy.
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May 2, 2016 20:41
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a fuckboi is just some thirsty nigga who can't take a hint or is over the top in trying to hook up with a girl.
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May 2, 2016 20:47
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Straight white "queer" women appropriating and abusing the lingo of actual minorities, like usual.
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May 2, 2016 20:49
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Harry Potter is the only thing I've read since middle school
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May 2, 2016 21:11
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nigga crab pollock posted:what about the sequel where they forgot samus was on some die hard poo poo and made her a weak-rear end baby obsessed with pleasing a man THE BABY
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*writes nothing, never fills out anything, never checks profile again*
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