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Approach them very slowly at a watering hole, take a few days to edge closer and closer, you don't want to startle them, another "Don't" is showering or using artificial scents, let them get used to your musk, make cooing sounds often and make sure your aura is pleasing.
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Jul 20, 2016 10:53
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have you tried masturbating into their hair on the bus?
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SRS POST: How do I meet guys IRL?
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:SRS POST: How do I meet guys IRL? Go to a local park and instigate a pick up game of "Wiener Wiener, Who's Got a Wiener?"
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Jul 20, 2016 11:47
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Maybe stop being a boring idiot lol
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:SRS POST: How do I meet guys IRL? Where have all the cowboys gone?! I hate that song.
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A Swede on tinder asked me if I wanted to party but my phone was malfunctioning and I didn't see it for three days. That was the first time I've been approached to hang out by a girl on there. Guess I just keep using it and hope it happens again. In the mean time I'll keep sleeping with my ex.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:SRS POST: How do I meet guys IRL? go to any public place anywhere on planet earth stand there wiggle it
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Just make sustained eye contact with any man. If he's into it and not a puss then he will jump.
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a dog from hell posted:A Swede on tinder asked me if I wanted to party but my phone was malfunctioning and I didn't see it for three days. That was the first time I've been approached to hang out by a girl on there. If the 1st/2nd time they say "I'm SOOOOOOOOOooooo BOOOOooorrred!" or something like that, it's a bot.
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Wicker Man posted:If the 1st/2nd time they say "I'm SOOOOOOOOOooooo BOOOOooorrred!" or something like that, it's a bot. Yeah I've gotten the bots before. I felt like she was real but honestly who knows whats real when I'm thinking with my dickhead.
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Jul 20, 2016 14:42
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How did Lowtax meet Lady Ambien? We should follow his lead, get our own big titty hot blonde to marry
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Jul 20, 2016 19:03
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make sure your pheromone gland is operating at maximum efficiency and your carapace is buffed to an impressive sheen doesnt hurt to wax your antennae either
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:I wish I could use OKCupid. There's like 30 girls on it within 30 miles. I ain't putting myself out there on the interwebs for the chance to potentially interact with 3 attractive girls. I like playing video games and jerking off, they make me happy. Those things have never helped me meet women. i told you to meet chicks in video games wtf is your damage
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Jul 20, 2016 19:32
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most of the girls i meet dont have penises please advise
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Jul 20, 2016 19:33
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psychokitty posted:i told you to meet chicks in video games wtf is your damage Which bideogames I have an Xbox with konect
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Don Tacorleone posted:Which bideogames I have an Xbox with konect idfk i play world of warcraft there's all kinds of chicks in there
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:where do i even volunteer in the "arts"? that sounds so faggy that it only exists in san francisco. Pro dating tip: Maybe don't be homophobic, that might make girls think you're a piece of poo poo bigot.
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Frankenstyle posted:Do not become addicted to women. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
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Jul 20, 2016 19:36
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Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women but I do deny them my essence.
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Pro dating tip: Maybe don't be homophobic, that might make girls think you're a piece of poo poo bigot. Lots of alpha guys are homophobic, I think it might be the way to go.
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Al Cowens posted:https://inews.co.uk/opinion/pokemon-go-not-invitation-talk-street/ *12 year old kid looks up from phone sadly* hey lady, i was trying to catch that squirtle! *autistic white woman with hyper rapefear shuffles awkwardly avoiding eye contact and hyperventilating*
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Jul 20, 2016 20:02
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Jose Mengelez posted:*autistic white woman with hyper rapefear shuffles awkwardly avoiding eye contact and hyperventilating* I've been over this before but I'm still sticking to it and haven't changed my opinion in any way.
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Jul 20, 2016 20:11
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can someone post the fat chicks raging about pokemon go making you walk and go outside and stuff?
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Jul 20, 2016 20:21
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Jose Mengelez posted:can someone post the fat chicks raging about pokemon go making you walk and go outside and stuff?
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Jose Mengelez posted:can someone post the fat chicks raging about pokemon go making you walk and go outside and stuff? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojxiqE77Q9w Not a chick but same idea.
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Jose Mengelez posted:hyper rapefear mods, namechange
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Jul 20, 2016 22:17
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Date a senior in high school. They'll be impressed by you meager living and are too dumb to wonder why you're not dating someone your own age.
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Lol, chick at a restaurant just caught me checking her out.
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Zahgaegun posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojxiqE77Q9w Shoutout to the five seconds after he says "god I hate that", https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojxiqE77Q9w&t=136s where a normal person would usually say "thats when I decided to get my life and body sorted out".
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lonesomedwarf posted:put your face into the glue I listen to the bees talk, because they are good bees and they are my friends
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Danger - Octopus! posted:Pro dating tip: Maybe don't be homophobic, that might make girls think you're a piece of poo poo bigot. Excuse me, I posted earlier in this thread that I wouldn't be interested in american prostitutes because they are drawn into the profession by desperation. If you're trying to make me out to be the bad guy, keep trying.
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Gaunab posted:Date a senior in high school. They'll be impressed by you meager living and are too dumb to wonder why you're not dating someone your own age. I don't want to fight someone's dad. not again.
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psychokitty posted:i told you to meet chicks in video games wtf is your damage i'd rather meet chicks in an hiv clinic.
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just become a girl yourself op. it's all the rage in goon circles. then you'll always have a woman around, kinda
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staberind posted:Approach them very slowly at a watering hole, take a few days to edge closer and closer, you don't want to startle them, another "Don't" is showering or using artificial scents, let them get used to your musk, make cooing sounds often and make sure your aura is pleasing. https://youtu.be/zQudjZpMuyo
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numberoneposter posted:most of the girls i meet dont have penises please advise Goondolences
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first, think of your idea of the perfect woman now go home and suck her dick off you homo
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I've noticed girls hang around other girls. Have you considered becoming a girl?
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