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clitical hit
Nov 21, 2015

and i bet you're the type of dude to dip french fries in a mcflurry too, you savage

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Stinky_Pete posted:

Comprehensive list of things that are good for putting on steaks


Avocados

Chimichurri.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

All-Beef Patricide posted:

they're both in the US but you're completely right on everything else, with the top being SW steakhouse and the bottom being Denny's!!

Denny's is in Japan too so we are both right!

Alvie
May 22, 2008

Thread delivered exactly what I expected. Well done OP. 4/5 stars.

Edit: Can we at least come to a consensus about the weirdos who put ketchup on macaroni and cheese?

Alvie fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Oct 3, 2016

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Alvie posted:

Thread delivered exactly what I expected. Well done OP. 4/5 stars.

all in a days work. I plan to tackle cheese soon.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I have strong opinions about ketchup AND steak.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
*washes hands*
*Washes hands again*
*Applies hand sanitizer*
*Washes hands*
*Puts on sterile surgical gloves*
*Sprays down keyboard*
*Opens Somethingawful forums GBS thread*
*Changes to a fresh pair of sterile gloves*

"If you don't incinerate your steak and eat only the ashes and carbon residue you will get cooties"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

bone app the teeth posted:

if you enjoy well done steaks might i recommend anything on the menu at applebees

I only eat at Orangewasps, friend.

Chorman Plamp
Nov 23, 2004
I Craft War
Fun Shoe

TheLightPurges posted:

BBQ sauce if anything is the 'pleb' sauce. Some rednecks just basically went to publix and blended every sauce they saw together and smeared it on good meat. Ketchup has 52 carefully balanced herbs and spices that took decades to perfect. And BBQ just blends a bunch of other better sauces into a slurry.

I'm sure this has already been covered but I doubt ketchup has more than 5 spices in it, bait taken.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

bag em and tag em posted:

*washes hands*
*Washes hands again*
*Applies hand sanitizer*
*Washes hands*
*Puts on sterile surgical gloves*
*Sprays down keyboard*
*Opens Somethingawful forums GBS thread*
*Changes to a fresh pair of sterile gloves*

"If you don't incinerate your steak and eat only the ashes and carbon residue you will get cooties"

Nice meltdown

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Wizard Master posted:

While we're on the topic, how long do you guys boil your steaks for? Generally if it's a thicker cut like a porterhouse I'll boil it for 5-10 minutes, then drain and finish it in a pan for a minute or two to get a good sear.

Personally, I like to boil my milksteak for about 2 hours over hard.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
When I worked in a restaurant as a sous chef it was policy to keep any lovely piece of meat that had fallen on the floor or whatever to cook to charcoal whenever someone wanted a steak well done.

That restaurant very nearly got a Michelin star lol

Alvie
May 22, 2008

Chorman Plamp posted:

I'm sure this has already been covered but I doubt ketchup has more than 5 spices in it, bait taken.

Heinz 52. Look it up.

Edit: I looked it up. It's 57. Good work again OP.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Rush Limbo posted:

When I worked in a restaurant as a sous chef it was policy to keep any lovely piece of meat that had fallen on the floor or whatever to cook to charcoal whenever someone wanted a steak well done.

That restaurant very nearly got a Michelin star lol

Maybe they would have gotten it too if they had known the difference between well done and burnt.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Alvie posted:

Heinz 52. Look it up.

Edit: I looked it up. It's 57. Good work again OP.

Uhhhhh 57 was just a marketing term?

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Maybe they would have gotten it too if they had known the difference between well done and burnt.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

kimbo305 posted:

Uhhhhh 57 was just a marketing term?

lol dont buy into the media think tank. do your own research buddy boy

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
You haven't lived until you've had marmite and cheese on toast

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i can't believe you loving retards let this thread run to 6 goddamn pages

cnut
May 3, 2016

tag youre fat posted:

You haven't lived until you've had marmite and cheese on toast

My life is a lie :negative:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i can't believe you loving retards let this thread run to 6 goddamn pages

wow way to add zero to this discussion at hand


mods?????

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i can't believe you loving retards let this thread run to 6 goddamn pages

Theres been a lot of interesting discourse. And we even had several people upset come in and try to explain why they can't handle 2 different things put together.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


I don't like ketchup w my steak, AMA

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Sound posted:

I don't like ketchup w my steak, AMA

why?

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Sound posted:

I don't like ketchup w my steak, AMA

Sounds like something an eight year old would say. Complicated flavors confuse them.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I may not put catsup on my steak, but I fully support those who do.
Getting mad at how people eat their food is as silly as getting mad at what color nail polish someone paints their toes.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004



the ketchup makes the steak taste too much like fast food


TheLightPurges posted:

Sounds like something an eight year old would say. Complicated flavors confuse them.

yes ketchup, the most complicated tasting condiment

bet you use yellow mustard and mayonnaise on your sandwiches too

guys I like complicated flavors please drown my food in a cheap sugar and salt mix

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Lladre posted:

getting mad at what color nail polish someone paints their toes.

don't even get me started

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
Yea its become some sort of crusade. One dude said chefs should throw people out who do it. Its nonsense.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Sound posted:

the ketchup makes the steak taste too much like fast food


yes ketchup, the most complicated tasting condiment

bet you use yellow mustard and mayonnaise on your sandwiches too

guys I like complicated flavors please drown my food in a cheap sugar and salt mix

I've never been a huge mayo guy but I love me some French's. Whats wrong with mustard on a sandwich? Is it too spicy for you?

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

tag youre fat posted:

You haven't lived until you've had marmite and cheese on toast

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Sound posted:

the ketchup makes the steak taste too much like fast food


yes ketchup, the most complicated tasting condiment

bet you use yellow mustard and mayonnaise on your sandwiches too

guys I like complicated flavors please drown my food in a cheap sugar and salt mix

no i meant why should i ask you anything?

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Ideally the best steak is flavored with butter and garlic, and any condiment would diminish this.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Ideally the best steak is flavored with butter and garlic, and any condiment would diminish this.

idk some people like more complex flavor profiles though

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
If you don't like ketchup on a steak fine its no big deal. Not everyone likes eating complicated food.

Its how zealous and smug they get towards people who do is what gets me. Like an ignorant redneck making fun of booklearnin people.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
yes how dare people call out your babby taste on these here fine respectable forums

just be proud of your 6 pages and make the next thread about some more dumb poo poo

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is it gauche to eat a human steak with ketchup or a1?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
OP i am going to tell you a dirty secret, sometimes





























i add sriracha to my ketchup :twisted:

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
Sounds tasty I might try that.

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Mass market ketchup is mostly corn syrup. Lol if you cant eat food that isn't literally covered in candy.

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