Covfefe

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Bad Llama: Jan 2, 2007; pwnerer

Two weeks from now:

Remember that word that Trump said, confetti or something? That was pretty funny.

One month from now:

Remember when Trump said that thing?
Nope.

# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:47

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# ? May 27, 2024 11:13

My Rhythmic Crotch: Jan 13, 2011

I'm pretty sure a covfefe is a "covert fifi". Just google search if you don't know what a fifi is

# ? Jun 1, 2017 03:55

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

little red covfefe,
Donnie you tweet too fast
little red covfefe,
I need a tweet that's gonna last

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:09

Thirsty Girl: Dec 5, 2015

covfefe annanorama

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:13

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

if the prez deletes his own tweets isn't that destroying government documents idk just spitballin' here

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:14

Winifred Madgers: Feb 12, 2002

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/870090101765931008

Win

Now I'm more concerned for Hillary's mental health than Trump's.

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:17

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nill posted:

I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING COVFEFE IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FREAKIN' FROGS GAY

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:24

Radical and BADical!: Jun 27, 2010; by Lowtax; Fun Shoe

Putty posted:

Punished "Venom" Ivanka

Solid Ivanka

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:30

null: Feb 19, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Bad Llama posted:

Two weeks from now:

Remember that word that Trump said, confetti or something? That was pretty funny.

One month from now:

Remember when Trump said that thing?
Nope.

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

# ? Jun 1, 2017 04:37

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Now is the winter of our covfefe

# ? Jun 1, 2017 05:06

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

Punished "Venom" Ivanka

# ? Jun 1, 2017 06:15

Radical and BADical!: Jun 27, 2010; by Lowtax; Fun Shoe

can love bloom in a sweatshop?

# ? Jun 1, 2017 07:04

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Nill posted:

From today's white house press briefing.

Reporter: "Do you think people should be concerned that the President posted somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night?"
Sean Spicer: "Uh, no"
Reporter: "Why did it stay up so long? Is no one watching this?"
Sean Spicer: "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj3o2OmCXA8

Lol that the one thing the Trump administration is capable of doing consistently is concern trolling the media so they continue self destructing

actually that's just spicer I think

# ? Jun 1, 2017 07:06

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Nill posted:

holy poo poo :wth:

# ? Jun 1, 2017 07:13

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

turn off the TV posted:

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/870090101765931008

Win

Hilariously petty and stupid.

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:11

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Harald posted:

if the prez deletes his own tweets isn't that destroying government documents idk just spitballin' here

it is and it's illegal! though that's kind of like complaining about the mass graves at auschwitz killing a rare species of lichen

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:15

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

a new study bible! posted:

Hilariously petty and stupid.

no no it's a clever take on the well known idiom "people in glass houses shouldn't throw glass"

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:23

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Between the devil and the deep blue covfefe

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:29

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Someone shoot me in the spine asap

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:30

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

harambe see, covfefe do

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:33

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Wall Balls posted:

harambe see, covfefe do

Just like granny used to say.

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:34

inSTAALed: Feb 3, 2008; MOP

n'

SLOP

glad to see mrs clinton is still ruining memes for young people everywhere

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:36

Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

inSTAALed posted:

glad to see mrs clinton is still ruining memes for young people everywhere

If anything someone like Hillary using your meme is proof its already rotted like the bodies of the neverland pixies she has already exsanguinated for sustenance

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:44

inSTAALed: Feb 3, 2008; MOP

n'

SLOP

Psycho Society posted:

If anything someone like Hillary using your meme is proof its already rotted like the bodies of the neverland pixies she has already exsanguinated for sustenance

here lies covfefe

"strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts, not amid joy.
" -hemans

6:09am 31may17 - 6:11am 31may17

inSTAALed fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jun 1, 2017

# ? Jun 1, 2017 15:45

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

inSTAALed posted:

glad to see mrs clinton is still ruining memes for young people everywhere

She's doing God's work.

# ? Jun 1, 2017 16:59

Junkfist: Oct 7, 2004; FRIEND?

Wait a minute

# ? Jun 1, 2017 19:48

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Cov fee fee or cov feh feh

# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:01

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

inSTAALed posted:

glad to see mrs clinton is still ruining memes for young people everywhere

# ? Jun 1, 2017 20:57

inSTAALed: Feb 3, 2008; MOP

n'

SLOP

Putty posted:

Cov fee fee or cov feh feh

covfefe

# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:01

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

It's p cool that the dude with access to the nuclear football is blacking out on Twitter

# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:05

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Shame that this will nonetheless be in several "year in review" videos

# ? Jun 2, 2017 01:06

Nill: Aug 24, 2003

# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:18

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

Bad Llama posted:

Two weeks from now:

Remember that word that Trump said, confetti or something? That was pretty funny.

One month from now:

Remember when Trump said that thing?
Nope.

Don't worry, he'll quickly come up with something even better like he always does from the rotting, spongy, brain of his.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 02:21