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dads_work_files
May 14, 2008

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Doing the Sebastian Face as I welcome guests to my Funko Room. No Girls Allowed! Ha ha, only kidding, as I always say Funko is the equal opportunity hobby, there are plenty of female Funkers or Funkettes.

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Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Maybe some people like them BECAUSE they look poo poo, like Royal Doulton mugs?

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals

Tato posted:

A new game show called Funko BOPS!

Contestants are shown incredibly generic Funko pops from random sitcoms and Netflix shows no one watches. They are forced to guess what property the identical looking Funkos come from. Each time they get a wrong answer, they are slugged in the head by a trained MMA fighter. Each correct answer gets them an extra 10 bucks on their monthly Funko allowance.

I mean, who COULDN'T immediately tell you who this beloved pop culture figure is?



Jimmy Carr. Wait... they ALL look like Jimmy Carr!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is there a jeremy clarkson funco pop?

im talking about his columnist personality

its probably just a bag of flaming dog poo poo with big black eyes

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 6, 2020

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Dragonstoned posted:

I'm kinda getting the feeling that the people who dislike funko pops are just as insufferable as the people who do like them

Personally I hate both sides.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
I see a lot of funko fans ITT crying about and defending their hobby but not posting their funko walls or their signed contracts with their loved ones/parents about how they won't bankrupt themselves trying to collect the ugliest toys on the planet.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Salem Saberhagen posted:

I see a lot of funko fans ITT crying about and defending their hobby but not posting their funko walls or their signed contracts with their loved ones/parents about how they won't bankrupt themselves trying to collect the ugliest toys on the planet.

It's true, everyone who doesn't outwardly despise a thing secretly loves it and is only faking it to befuddle you, the protagonist of reality whose tastes are all objectively correct.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sleeveless, dear goon,
He may not have been entirely serious; wherein I mean to state that the poster insinuates by way of preposterous exaggeration that his alternate point of view is equally invalid as a way to make, what some might consider "a joke".

In this case indicating by way of his typed words, that by not outwardly displaying their presumed over-committed nature towards plastic collectable figurines, the posters in question are not truly against the idea of collecting the figures at all! In his (the original poster's) mind, this portrays them as outlandish, a spectacle, even, worthy of derision, and his goal is to point them out to you, the reader, for inclusion in this ridicule.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Archer666 posted:

Wonder how Kurt Cobain would feel about these.

Thats Billy Ray Cyrus

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
The mythology of Kurt Cobain is dumb as hell.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Julius CSAR posted:

The mythology of Kurt Cobain is dumb as hell.

I actually like the the Kurt Kobain funky pop. It's just that much easier now to fulfill my lifetime goal of skullfucking Kurt Cobin. I was gonna have to dig up his smelly corpse so this is WAYYYYY easier.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wake me up when there's a Bradly Nowell Funko gently caress kurt ko-LAME

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Are there any non-Will Smith black people poppos?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I'm gonna take the Joan Rivers stance and say that anyone who like Funckle Pops should be shot in the face.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm gonna take Joan Rivers on a three night vacation to the Bahamas and laugh at her jokes like when we were young.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Every day I hope aliens come down from space and begin vaporizing our species and our works, and when some of you cry up to the heavens, "WHY?!!?", they'll project a hologram of Funko Pops on the clouds and play something recent by Kanye West.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'd like to state for the record that I had requested the above LONG before this thread was posted tia
e: though my request was for something by Cardi B.

LemonLimeSoda
Jan 23, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

Are there any non-Will Smith black people poppos?

There was a Funko Pop display for Black History Month at my target
I saw Prince, the cast of Black Panther and Rosa Parks

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

LemonLimeSoda posted:

There was a Funko Pop display for Black History Month at my target
I saw Prince, the cast of Black Panther and Rosa Parks

I wonder what being turned into a funko pop is like. I think it is probably like waiting in like at a theme park for ages and then they close the ride because a storm is coming. Or maybe it is like being damned with faint praise

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

I'm gonna take Joan Rivers on a three night vacation to the Bahamas and laugh at her jokes like when we were young.

I'm gonna dress up like Melissa Rivers and stalk the both of you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Rad-daddio posted:

I'm gonna dress up like Melissa Rivers and stalk the both of you.

GET A REAL JOB, MELISSA! SOMEWHERE THAT PEOPLE CAN'T SEE HOW UNTALENTED YOU ARE!!!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

GET A REAL JOB, MELISSA! SOMEWHERE THAT PEOPLE CAN'T SEE HOW UNTALENTED YOU ARE!!!

THE ONLY TIME YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME IS WHEN I'M HOLDING A MICRPHONE, MOM!

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Maybe some people like them BECAUSE they look poo poo, like Royal Doulton mugs?



Now I know what a racist caricature of white people is supposed to look like

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Archer666 posted:

Wonder how Kurt Cobain would feel about these.

Maybe he had a vision of the future and it's what pushed him. Funko Plop killed Kurt.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

Clark Nova posted:

Now I know what a racist caricature of white people is supposed to look like

Don't be mean to the residents of New South Wales.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Clark Nova posted:

Now I know what a racist caricature of white people is supposed to look like

No that's just what English people look like

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Sleeveless posted:

It's true, everyone who doesn't outwardly despise a thing secretly loves it and is only faking it to befuddle you, the protagonist of reality whose tastes are all objectively correct.

I posit that only Funko lovers and Funko haters would bother clicking on this thread. It's obvious which one you are, therefore :laffo:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

Maybe some people like them BECAUSE they look poo poo, like Royal Doulton mugs?



these are the faces i make as I look admiringly on my funko pops

Proud Rat Mom
Apr 2, 2012

did absolutely fuck all

Squalid posted:

these are the faces i make as I look admiringly on my funko pops

Lmao

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

what would be the hardest one to put in your butt? or easiest ?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sexy gremlin funko pop

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how can you hate the sexy gremlin????

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

how can you hate the sexy gremlin????

Pretty easily using the power of bigotry.

Watch.


"gently caress that sexy gremlin. Everyone knows all gremlins are illiterate"

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy
Aka Fuk no pops is what I call them

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I got this one chick a Crow from MST3K, because she was a fan.

And we had sex.

So. Uh, they kick rear end.

And yeah, she had some issues.

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

blight rhino posted:

I got this one chick a Crow from MST3K, because she was a fan.

And we had sex.

So. Uh, they kick rear end.

And yeah, she had some issues.

Grats on the nerd sex, goon

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Genuinely surprised they haven’t milked this poo poo for a cash-in movie yet.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Chrs posted:

Genuinely surprised they haven’t milked this poo poo for a cash-in movie yet.

They have, I posted a link a few pages back

edit - here.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

blight rhino posted:

I got this one chick a Crow from MST3K, because she was a fan.

And we had sex.

So. Uh, they kick rear end.

And yeah, she had some issues.

Woah I didn’t know you could pay for sex with funko pops now

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Dell_Zincht posted:

They have, I posted a link a few pages back

edit - here.

Didn’t see your initial post. Sounds harrowing

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