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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Hitachi magic wand for men: Username/post combo of a power magnitude I've never seen before. I didn't even know these levels were possible.
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Derpies posted:It's like people don't realize tuggin isn't actually a replacement how human and lamia contact, but merely training no tug, no love
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 03:10 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Hitachi magic wand for men: Is it in yet?
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 06:16 |
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My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:06 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 12:18 |
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Weka posted:My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting. My ex sexed me for a dump toy
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 13:33 |
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i decided to be smart about this so i cut off my penis and superglued the magic wand in its place. the best of both worlds!
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 13:35 |
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Do you have any plans for the now detached penis? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:16 |
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Buy it an account
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:18 |
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Big Beef City posted:Buy it an account Detached Dongus is a 5-star user gimmick.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:26 |
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Literally A Person posted:Detached Dongus is a 5-star user gimmick. "Are you my mother?" but it's a severed penis
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:28 |
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Talkc posted:Im pretty sure thats Kiwami Japan on youtube. Dude's videos run the line from "oh poo poo dude does some amazing home chemistry" to "holy poo poo theres a serial killer just biding their time in Japan". He either has an absolutely amazingly grimdark sense of humor or is wearing people as suits.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 16:27 |
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People take perfectly normal knives on plane all the time, security theater is just that
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 16:28 |
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Literally A Person posted:Do you have any plans for the now detached penis? Asking for a friend. i was planning on stuffing it full of birdseed and hanging it up outside buuuut
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 18:03 |
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Zil posted:Just got wand in the mail and upon wifes first time turning it on to see how strong it was, it "terrifies" her. So may just be too strong for her to use and I will avoid being replaced by it. Instead of holding against bare skin use a folded up towel on the lap
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 18:16 |
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I made the mistake of using a wand on my partner and over the last few years my penis and all of my limbs have been replaced with Hitachi Magic Wands, like the pirate from family guy but horny.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 18:36 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I made the mistake of using a wand on my partner and over the last few years my penis and all of my limbs have been replaced with Hitachi Magic Wands, like the pirate from family guy but horny. Eventually we will all be just a brain in a jar, with a Hitachi jutting out from the base yes the base is flared
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 18:45 |
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welcome to the matrix the sex matrix
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 19:10 |
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Mozi posted:i was planning on stuffing it full of birdseed and hanging it up outside buuuut It’s not useful outside the butt.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 19:23 |
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just lol if you haven't replaced your brain with a Magic Wand as well. Look at me, I'm perfectly fine.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 19:30 |
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Gridin one out on my Gaffi.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 19:33 |
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 19:36 |
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Not sure what I’m looking at. Does it go up my butt and/or require power tools?
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 20:28 |
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atomicpile posted:Not sure what I’m looking at. Does it go up my butt and/or require power tools? Its a sounding rod.
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# ? Apr 13, 2021 20:28 |
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Zil posted:Its a sounding rod. For Sandpeople.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:18 |
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If they keep getting sand in there it's no wonder they're so pissed off.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:51 |
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I don't care what galaxy you're from... that's gotta hurt
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:57 |
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I would buy one, but I'm fully invested in the DeWalt 20v ecosystem. When they come out with one I'll get it. Otherwise it's just too many tools and chargers, you know?
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Uncle Enzo posted:I would buy one, but I'm fully invested in the DeWalt 20v ecosystem. When they come out with one I'll get it. Otherwise it's just too many tools and chargers, you know? https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-DCE531B-Pencil-Vibrator-Tool/dp/B01I253U06/
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:33 |
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:38 |
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Man, this here's a gunpowder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, pussy slaying mayhem, man. poo poo right here is tight.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 04:31 |
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I feel like snoop would definitely approve of the magic wand.
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# ? Apr 14, 2021 05:06 |
All the actual Hitachi wands must be broken by now and they never made them for anything but 120v unfortunately.
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 11:17 |
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It's called the Mains Powered Fanny Hammer now
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 13:35 |
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Flannelette posted:All the actual Hitachi wands must be broken by now and they never made them for anything but 120v unfortunately. Are you saying you want one that can be used outside the USA or that you want a 240v wand?
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:00 |
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I’ve heard glories of the magic wand and my birthday is coming up, so I might take the dive? The idea of plugging in something doesn’t exactly soak me here but a clit vibrator doesn’t have a Wikipedia page for nothing. French Canadian posted:I had to explain to my wife why there was a thread about this on a mostly male forum and I couldn't “mostly” my rear end
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 15:00 |
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Jokes on you, I don't believe in orgasms.
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:28 |
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Oscar Wild posted:Jokes on you, I don't believe in orgasms. All of your exes came to the same conclusion.
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:37 |
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Chrispurple posted:All of your exes
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# ? Apr 15, 2021 16:47 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:11 |
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All my exes live in Texas That’s why my wife has a Hitachi
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