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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I love the taste of actual Ivory bar soap. In my mouth.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
We would have a cure for covid now if is wasn't for Ben Simmons' horrid game 7 performance against the Atlanta Hawks

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
:wrong:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
You can't call it a trouser role if she's wearing culottes!

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Stex T posted:

We would have a cure for covid now if is wasn't for Ben Simmons' horrid game 7 performance against the Atlanta Hawks

Doubtful. The Gobert variant is spreading too fast.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
It should really be called carpower

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Peggy Edson posted:

ketchup on hot dogs is good

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
if various different viruses link together in the right way, it will make a nanobot, which in large numbers can build new cells and tissues

the nanobots are alien technology, and there are safeguards, so if protections get triggered, they will cause the nanobots to make zombies and skeletons

to make a skeleton, the nanobots actually build a smaller wire frame kind of skeleton inside the skeleton, and primordial image sensing cells inside the eye sockets, as well as neural tissue that coats the inside of the skull for a brain, so the skull still appears hollow

the nanobots can even make plants grow abnormally in weird ways, although it can't make them mobile or ents or anything like that

but like any kind of wooden furniture can start having abnormal growths coming out if exposed to the nanobots

edit to add, as time goes on, the nanobots can start transforming life like putty, so the zombies and skeletons will start turning into hideous lovecraftian slenderman kind of creatures

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Oct 2, 2021

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Communism good

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

interwhat posted:

Communism good

will someone please arrest this man

SoldadoDeTone
Apr 20, 2006

Hold on tight!
Men who stand to pee at normal toilets are filthy animals.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's ok if you don't like some kinds of food

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The Bloop posted:

It's ok if you don't like some kinds of food

what the poo poo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

It's ok if you don't like some kinds of food


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

will someone please arrest this man

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Dammit, the width of the bridge of a person's nose is not indicative of his masculinity!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



BARQ'S IS BETTER THAN A&W

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Extended Release adderall makes me tunnel vision on videogames all day long but Instant Release feels like a pill that turns me into an actual functioning adult for 12 hours a day and I'll just walk around cleaning, paying bills and shopping for socks (all at the same time).

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Tnis forum is gay but not dead yet.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

gleebster posted:

Dammit, the width of the bridge of a person's nose is not indicative of his masculinity!

It's the length.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

The Bananana posted:

BARQ'S IS BETTER THAN A&W

Mug is better than both

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
video games just are. their neither good nor bad and certainly not for you to judge.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I must have tobasco sauce with pizza. Any pizza, doesn't matter if it has pineapple, corn or tuna on it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Peggy Edson posted:

Mug is better than both

Hahahaha best one yet

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
The worst thing in the world is how half the whiskey on the liquor store shelves comes from the same industrial plant in Indiana and then is re bottled and labeled as "artisnal heritage very small batch authentic family recipe American craft whiskey" and sold for a jacked up prices.

It's like somebody looked at craft beer snob dildos and thought, "let's skip right past crafting anything and just sell them stuff from a plant that also makes industrial solvents and put a twee label on it that looks like it came off dad's home office inkjet."

Of course this was a perfect business model that has been extended to having celebrities endorse whiskey mixed from the old rejects of a mega distiller that smell like vomit and taste like Flintsone vitamins that fell between the couch cushions during the Obama administration for $200.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Eating rear end is gross and unsanitary

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
you don't have to refrigerate your ketchup, but refrigerate your hot dogs

Ayar
Jun 5, 2018
The idea that texting is somehow superior to calling is a lie and only spineless cunts prefer text over call!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

erosion posted:

you don't have to refrigerate your ketchup, but refrigerate your hot dogs

UGH I hate that taste, diner ketchup that's drat near bubbling

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Generational differences in music are fine, listen to what you enjoy.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
my dog is a better dog than your dog

the goodest boy

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Cum tastes good.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cum tastes good.

this is only a hot take if you get it fresh

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

lllllllllllllllllll posted:

video games just are. their neither good nor bad and certainly not for you to judge.

actually they are for me to judge

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Marmite is good and needs to be used in more products.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

Marmite is good and needs to be used in more products.

this is America, not Australia

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Dolphin meat looks delicious.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Extra row of tits posted:

Dolphin meat looks delicious.

I hear it tastes like tuna

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
I have a lot to offer

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Free L. Ron Hubbard!

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

Free L. Ron Hubbard!

he's dead. ain't no more free than that

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