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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Wait, wait, I have one. Being an organ donor should be compulsory. Dead bodies don't need their organs and blood and stuff. That's for the living.

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
imagine showing up to heaven without your dick because it got donated to some starving kid and all heaven is orgies non-stop

i guess you could still eat rear end

OnlyBans
Sep 21, 2021

by sebmojo
I strongly recommend you spend some time deep diving into medieval ideas about cannibalism. Because that is some amazingly deep theological poo poo and if you care about things like "how to get to heaven in a bodily perfect way without your dick some dude chopped off and ate" like, bruh, there are monks who are right there with you who wrote pages and pages when shitposting was millionaire level poo poo.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Philthy posted:

imagine showing up to heaven without your dick because it got donated to some starving kid and all heaven is orgies non-stop

i guess you could still eat rear end

what if your tongue was also donated? and what if your rear end was donated as well??

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

So if it matters what happens to your corpse after death does you body still decompose in heaven just as your corpse decomposes on earth?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Jack Trades posted:

So if it matters what happens to your corpse after death does you body still decompose in heaven just as your corpse decomposes on earth?

ever used a console emulator? death works like a save state.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's why we shun people who have near death experiences, or report going through the light in the tunnel only to be later revived. nobody likes a save scummer.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I'm gonna serious post watch out

The 2nd amendment should be stricken from the bill of rights
Capital punishment should be abolished
Abortion should be enshrined in the bill of rights
All LGBTQ+ stuff should be added to all applicable civil rights bills and laws, and also poo poo that's somehow not there like country or birth and age
All religion and religious services should be made illegal
99% flat tax on all further earnings of people who have pay and assets totaling over like $10,000,000 or something to be distributed as a UBI to the lower classes first

edit: also that compulsory organ donor one sounds good to so chalk that one up

edit 2: also make regressive taxes that hurt poor people most like sales tax illegal

AHH F/UGH fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Oct 20, 2021

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
nooooo dont take my dick

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

socialism is a loving fantastic concept, and marxism is still legit, but neither are implementable in the present context rapidly. we should however be pressing for as much as possible as quick as possible.

sad question
May 30, 2020

I wish pygmy hippos were not hunted for meat in Liberia anymore. I know hippos are generally assholes but this species is dying rapidly and kinda cute.

Edit: In retrospect I may have confused "liberal" with "Liberia".

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Ooh, I can do a few of these:

I think we should more heavily tax the rich (and landowners especially) and redistribute money to the poorest for strictly utilitarian economic reasons, not out of any sense of fairness.

Racism, ethnonationalism, etc. are bad, even when oppressed groups do them.

The only things of moral relevance are people. Harms or benefits to groups, "society" or "culture" are relevant only to the extent they represent aggregations of harms/benefits to individual persons.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Everybody, including children of all ages, should have the vote.

'Democracy sausage' must be introduced to the UK.

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
it is completely infeasible to impose a single definition of the good, the moral, and the right on the modern democratic subject. we're all liberal subjects now

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Philthy posted:

nooooo dont take my dick

My liberal opinion is I'm going to take this guys dick.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


I believe punching Nazis is cool and good.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Philthy posted:

nooooo dont take my dick

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:


'Democracy sausage' must be introduced to the UK.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Xenocides posted:

I believe punching Nazis is cool and good.

Sorry, that's illiberal as gently caress. Liberals saying it was bad to punch Nazis was literally the thing that got me started on my awful CSPAM slide.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Taxing the rich is a dumb goal because they run things and will never let that happen, and if you took power from them why would you only just tax them a little more?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Scathach posted:

Wait, wait, I have one. Being an organ donor should be compulsory. Dead bodies don't need their organs and blood and stuff. That's for the living.

Keep in mind signing up to be an organ donor means that the gov has priority over your family concerning what to do with your corpse should it have viable donor material. Spouse wants an open casket, state wants your skin, spouse has no say in the matter. Meanwhile if you’re not an organ donor but have discussed it with your family, they have the choice to donate what they feel comfortable with.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




why on earth would my spouse want an open casket, those are creepy and gross as hell. if the government could steal my skin to prevent the indignity of being put on display for the entertainment of family at my funeral, that would be a tremendous benefit.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

ArbitraryC posted:

Keep in mind signing up to be an organ donor means that the gov has priority over your family concerning what to do with your corpse should it have viable donor material. Spouse wants an open casket, state wants your skin, spouse has no say in the matter. Meanwhile if you’re not an organ donor but have discussed it with your family, they have the choice to donate what they feel comfortable with.

I was going to say this isn't true, but I looked it up and legally you are totally correct(at least within the united states where state law doesn't choose to override federal law). However the same sources that say that say in practice most physicians will take the will of the family over the presence on an organ donor registry.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

is pepsi ok posted:

Taxing the rich is a dumb goal because they run things and will never let that happen, and if you took power from them why would you only just tax them a little more?

You got to put the frog in the pot before you start the boil.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


is pepsi ok posted:

Taxing the rich is a dumb goal because they run things and will never let that happen, and if you took power from them why would you only just tax them a little more?

It is a labeling issue. Rename their taxes the “Wood Chipper Avoidance Fee” or the “Request to Delay Meeting Madame Guillotine Application Fee”

nvidiagouge
Sep 30, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
The federal government should be the employer of last resort for anyone willing to work full time. The positions should be infrastructure related and lean enough to encourage movement up or out but still enough to survive and have some benefits like health coverage and leave, etc.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Being a public servant is good and should be rewarded (cops are not public servants)

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Churches need to be taxed like any other business.

You have way too many "mega-churches" where they build literal for-profit restaurants in there, and there's a mega-church in Texas I think that has a giant aquarium in there. That's not even getting into pastors who own private jets or mansions or multiple homes.

I know the argument is that this helps ensure a separation of church and state, but lol if you think these churches aren't already doing everything they can to influence the government, even if they can't technically donate directly to a political campaign or candidate.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


ArbitraryC posted:

Keep in mind signing up to be an organ donor means that the gov has priority over your family concerning what to do with your corpse should it have viable donor material. Spouse wants an open casket, state wants your skin, spouse has no say in the matter. Meanwhile if you’re not an organ donor but have discussed it with your family, they have the choice to donate what they feel comfortable with.

This is fine, I don't need my corpse and I'm not stingy about sharing my rotting pieces.

Honestly we really need to make it legal to use people skin for making poo poo again. Use my tattoos to bind a book, or something neat. Put my eyeballs in a jar and let my great-great-grandneice carry them around.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Who What Now posted:

Being a public servant is good and should be rewarded (cops are not public servants)

I have some fitting rewards.
:guillotine:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Scathach posted:

This is fine, I don't need my corpse and I'm not stingy about sharing my rotting pieces.

Honestly we really need to make it legal to use people skin for making poo poo again. Use my tattoos to bind a book, or something neat. Put my eyeballs in a jar and let my great-great-grandneice carry them around.

I agree with you that it won’t matter to you or me what happens to our corpses, but I kind of wonder if you have any sense of empathy at all because I even explicitly mentioned in my post the part I’d be concerned about. A grieving family that may not beep boop “well they’re dead anyways who cares what happens now” through the posthumous process. People hold onto different things and have their own way of coping. If worst comes to worst I’d like my wife to have the right to handle things in the best way for her and I’m not going to trust a pinky promise from the American government or medical system to do the ethical thing if there were a difference in what she wanted vs what they wanted.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Have the funeral before the skin harvest. Problem solved.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




remove your skin before you die so your wife gets used to seeing you that way and won't be alarmed at the funeral

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




also if they can make a convincing tupac hologram they can make a convincing corpse with skin hologram. being an organ donor should entitle you to a government provided hologram cadaver.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

im bi

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I'd gently caress a space alien if it had beautiful hair

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

ArbitraryC posted:

I kind of wonder if you have any sense of empathy at all because I even explicitly mentioned in my post the part I’d be concerned about. A grieving family that may not beep boop “well they’re dead anyways who cares what happens now”

My dad wanted to be cremated but instead his mother arranged a Catholic open casket funeral at a massive cathedral complete with a rosary crammed into his lifeless hands. He would have hated it.

Personally I think we should honor the wishes of dead people to the best of our abilities and not parade them around like ghouls if that's not what they wanted.

I guess it just depends on if you don't care what the dead wanted and only care to placate the living, which isn't the most illogical thing but lol at claiming other people lack empathy for wanting to honor the deads wishes.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

PinheadSlim posted:

My dad wanted to be cremated but instead his mother arranged a Catholic open casket funeral at a massive cathedral complete with a rosary crammed into his lifeless hands. He would have hated it.

Personally I think we should honor the wishes of dead people to the best of our abilities and not parade them around like ghouls if that's not what they wanted.

I guess it just depends on if you don't care what the dead wanted and only care to placate the living, which isn't the most illogical thing but lol at claiming other people lack empathy for wanting to honor the deads wishes.
Uh? Who or what do you think you’re replying to? At no point did I just say gently caress the dead, do what you want to them. My whole point was that putting yourself on that list takes choice out of it, and it was in response to someone saying it should be mandatory.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

ArbitraryC posted:

Uh? Who or what do you think you’re replying to? At no point did I just say gently caress the dead, do what you want to them. My whole point was that putting yourself on that list takes choice out of it, and it was in response to someone saying it should be mandatory.

I think they were agreeing with you?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Yeah it was a bit of both and I wasn't clear. My point is that compulsory organ donation is fine if there's an opt out category for religious exemptions but I don't think it should be up to the loved ones post-mortem to decide.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hmm, this guy who lost all his skin and is just a pile of muscle and sinew writhing in agony on a blood-soaked hospital gurney could really use my cadaver skin to keep on living, but my wife might be sad if the casket is closed at my funeral next week. i'm not really sure what the ethical choice is here, both sides have merit.

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