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The Sisters of Mercy - Heartland Great song, sorry about your problems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Z_7_s1MWE
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Oh please, if working from home is normal they are going to gently caress with sick leave evil corps trying to claw back entitlements to workers in every way possible (regardless of whether or not they're working from home) is why we all need to be back in the office? also, once again not everyone lives precisely where you live and may have different opinions or laws that govern them
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:evil corps trying to claw back entitlements to workers in every way possible (regardless of whether or not they're working from home) is why we all need to be back in the office? also, once again not everyone lives precisely where you live and may have different opinions or laws that govern them I dont think I have ever said all back in the office. I dont think I have ruled nor do I care where people work All I have said or eluded to is WFH is considered an entitlement and it will be hosed with
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:I dont think I have ever said all back in the office. I dont think I have ruled nor do I care where people work you said: Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Its the leave and time off wfh being normal will cause leave and time off to vanish. implying that we should fear wfh as it will cause other entitlements to be revoked (which may only apply to specifically where you live). this is the dumb take
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:evil corps trying to claw back entitlements to workers in every way possible (regardless of whether or not they're working from home) is why we all need to be back in the office? also, once again not everyone lives precisely where you live and may have different opinions or laws that govern them hot cocoa on the couch posted:you said: oh please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBHNFgEW6s Billy Ray Blowjob fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Apr 28, 2022 |
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:
Okay so like, are you saying this as a fact or Because it's been a policy at my last three jobs at this point. There's no office to even go to. Everything works just fine for literal millions of office workers I'm a hiring manager and it's basically consensus at this point that you don't have a hope of getting a worthwhile candidate if full remote isn't an option Employers are free to set the policies they want (lord know US labor laws won't stop them lmao) but it is and has been some real dinosaur rolodex poo poo and good luck attracting any decent hires, I guess
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I'm just genuinely trying to understand Also Sisters of Mercy is v good
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Apr 28, 2022 17:41
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:Okay so like, are you saying this as a fact or Thats everywhere sorted... Thanks
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Blooster posted:Oh wow two monitors? What could adding a monitor in your home cost? Upwards of $130 dollars? drat I didn’t know my kitchen stocked itself with fresh produce with different entrees from local vendors rotating daily. I have been owned thank you goon.
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Apr 28, 2022 17:41
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Sure but come on, the prospect of eating at a cafeteria isn't really a reason to go and sit in an office all day.
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Apr 28, 2022 17:46
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Thats everywhere sorted... Sure np. I think up these useful and good posts on my rower machine, which I typically use in the morning in lieu of sitting in traffic with all the other poor saps 
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Apr 28, 2022 17:49
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AHH F/UGH posted:Sure but come on, the prospect of eating at a cafeteria isn't really a reason to go and sit in an office all day. Merck has a secret topless cafeteria with Time Crisis and ICEE machines.
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Apr 28, 2022 17:53
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:Sure np. what kind of rowing machine do u got
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drat man should have been in the office yesterday while i waited seven hours for someone to respond to a simple question with a link to a google document i hope they dont gently caress with my entitlements
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:I think up these useful and good posts on my rower machine, which I typically use in the morning in lieu of sitting in traffic with all the other poor saps Those things are a good full body workout. One of the machines that I would basically always use when going to the gym
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Apr 28, 2022 17:57
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kntfkr posted:what kind of rowing machine do u got why, the Concept 2 of course! The first and last word in rowing machines!
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Apr 28, 2022 17:58
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prostrate desperate guzzling the hot piss of someone who eludes to doing anything
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i am working two jobs rn and I AM TOTALLY BOTTOMLESS gonna put on some shoes and go to the judgement free zone
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:prostrate desperate guzzling the hot piss of someone who eludes to doing anything go to sleep greg, you're drunk
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Apr 28, 2022 18:24
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A Fancy Hat posted:Worked in the office yesterday - had a 50 minute commute, then spent half the day trying to chase down the people I was there to talk to, and had to poop in a bathroom that already smelled like poop. This, without any irony. Nothing worse than a tranquil work dump being interrupted by someone barging in and taking a giant crap four feet away from you, with grunting and smells and the sound of texting. And it's your boss. So you have to hurry up and get out before he does, otherwise there will be an awkward hand washing and post dump convo.
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:why, the Concept 2 of course! Can I hook that up to my oculus and row far far away from here?
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Apr 28, 2022 18:27
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Im working in the office today, but other people didnt do their poo poo so there is no need for me to be on site. Gonna chill out and drink some more coffee, then bounce aroubd noon and finish day from home. 
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:go to sleep greg, you're drunk No I'm surprised by that amazing prose. Also, No. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zw7EHHc1ZI
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Apr 28, 2022 18:47
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We are now at the spam youtube phase of Greg of Doom shitposting
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:We are now at the spam youtube phase of Greg of Doom shitposting lol. PAeging seth to the thread lmfao
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Apr 28, 2022 19:30
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they're desperate for everyone to go back to the office because they have nothing in their life but work and posting lol
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Apr 28, 2022 19:49
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imagine deriving your self worth from your job haha
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Apr 28, 2022 19:52
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Our place is starting required 3 days per month. Not super bad. I try to go in once a week but it’s nice not being required to. Our regulatory body could require us to come back in a permanent capacity at any point so have to be prepared for that.
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Apr 28, 2022 19:53
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I really like not having to pack a lunch and eat at a desk
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Apr 28, 2022 20:16
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:The goblins at any company's HR department are so depraved and awful that I'm glad they have to look at gross vomit pictures, OP I still don’t understand the hate for HR, they make sure the company follows laws. So the company doesn’t go under, so you get a paycheck. Yes, companies exist to earn profit. and you too work for, money. That’s how it works. boar guy posted:have you ever been on salary before conversely my email, Teams™️©, Skype etc are on my phone and I’m always not don’t be reunworking
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naem posted:I still don’t understand the hate for HR, they make sure the company follows laws. So the company doesn’t go under, so you get a paycheck. Yes, companies exist to earn profit. and you too work for, money. That’s how it works. Sure, that's an ostensible function of HR But in practice I've seen a lot of really sketchy poo poo in trying to railroad serious sexual harassment claims, employee silencing, cut corners, etc all the in the way of shielding your boss from repercussions. I don't think this is that spicy of a take?
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I swear some of you MFs would work at the company from Severance and love every second of it lmao
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:I swear some of you MFs would work at the company from Severance and love every second of it lmao the people that hate going into the office would be the candidates for severance! The worst part about pooping at work is the background noise. There isn’t any. loving dead silent as you wipe your anus with thin sandpaper while someone less than 5 feet away from you is forced to listen.
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Justin Credible posted:Not only that, paying for the privilege of doing it, in gas/time spent commuting etc. There's been some research that found that most people actually like commuting, so long as it's not unreasonably far. Eg: a 20-minute walk is preferable to 0. Neurotypical behavior, if anything.
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Goth Odell Beckham posted:Sure, that's an ostensible function of HR Well no it's not but that's not what was said, you said HR at "any" company. It's like companies themselves, they vary. Some are poo poo to work at some are good. People raging at other people's wfh preferences are acting like everyone is in their exact same situation, which is weird and dumb.
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lDDQD posted:There's been some research that found that most people actually like commuting, so long as it's not unreasonably far. Eg: a 20-minute walk is preferable to 0. ??? https://hbswk.hbs.edu/item/commuting-kills-productivity-and-your-best-talent-suffers-most When measuring the number and quality of patented inventions by high-tech inventors, Wu and his colleagues found that for every 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) of added travel distance, the firm employing those inventors registered 5 percent fewer patents. The quality of the patents took an even bigger dive, dropping 7 percent with every 6.2 miles added to the inventors’ commute. <- even from a purely capitalist perspective of innovation in companies https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/01441647.2019.1649317 People who walk or cycle to work are generally more satisfied with their commute than those who travel by car and especially those who use public transport. Satisfaction decreases with duration of commute, regardless of mode used, and increases when travelling with company. After the journey, evidence shows that the commute experience “spills over” into how people feel and perform at work and home. https://www.inc.com/business-insider/study-reveals-commute-time-impacts-job-satisfaction.html Adding 20 Minutes to Your Commute Makes You as Miserable as Getting a 19 Percent Pay Cut Like, I mean at least quote whatever you're referencing so we can see what ghoulish capital funded it. This was 2 minutes of low effort search and copy+pasting. Come on. Justin Credible fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Apr 28, 2022 |
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putin is a oval office posted:Well no it's not but that's not what was said, you said HR at "any" company. It's like companies themselves, they vary. Some are poo poo to work at some are good. People raging at other people's wfh preferences are acting like everyone is in their exact same situation, which is weird and dumb. goons are noted for their empathy and ability to consider the circumstances of others hr is universally bad though
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:hr is universally bad though From personal experience I very much disagree but I don't think I'm going to change your mind so we'll agree to disagree.
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kntfkr posted:Merck has a secret topless cafeteria with Time Crisis and ICEE machines. HR keeps writing me up and saying "that's not how the topless cafeteria works, nobody wants to see that and you are ruining their lunches." I'm taking this to the human rights tribunal.
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