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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
loving insanity wearing the mask of democracy that is. I love it.

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joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Friendly Humour posted:

So candidates can just run under any name they want is the gist of this? I'm still amazed by all this. Post more of these

Nicknames are very common in Brazil. Lula is not Lula's actual name, but his nickname before he incorporated it into his name.

Another part of this is that Brazil is a purely proportional legislative elections system. So any time someone is voting for someone in the legislature, they will have literally hundreds of choices at once. In a winner takes all district election, there will be enough time for people to learn about the few candidates. In a proportional one, if you are, say, a union leader who people know by a nickname, you better make sure that that nickname is listed in the roll of candidates.

Not to mention a side-effect of the proportional elections: you only need a few percent to be elected. You get 3% of the population to vote for "Stallone" as a joke and suddenly he is elected.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so a bunch miners in bolivia lynched a minister?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Mans posted:

so a bunch miners in bolivia lynched a minister?

This is the kind of hands-on political engagement we need in this country.

I'll keep you posted on the topic of bizarre Brazilian candidates, don't worry. it's pretty much a national tradition to make fun of that poo poo on the Internet, so content shouldn't be a concern, hehe.

https://twitter.com/danieltuita/status/769710365395525636

So...this is the janitor that worked on the triplex Lula supposedly owns. Running under the name...Afonso, janitor of the triplex. Amazing. The best part of Brazil is the Brazilian.

Dias fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Aug 28, 2016

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

Hold on.
So in Brazil, La Chilindrina is called "Chiquinha"?
I'm sorry, that's just barbaric.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord

SexyBlindfold posted:

Hold on.
So in Brazil, La Chilindrina is called "Chiquinha"?
I'm sorry, that's just barbaric.

IIRC in the early episodes she's called "Francisquinha". I don't know what's up with that, I ask some chavologist to explain this to me.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Brazilwashing of Mexican pop culture was rampant in the 80s and 90s.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
It's a lovely morning in southern Brazil, overcast and rainy, and we're starting the last leg of the seemingly-inevitable-even-though-it-still-makes-little-sense-from-a-legal-standpoint impeachment process. Dope.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord
tangential rant: southern brazil is weird and it's most definitely due to a race thing

source: me reading Gazeta do Povo 15 years ago with people complaining about how girls aren't pretty as they used to be because of all the immigrants (ruining the gene pool I guess?)

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Symbolic Butt posted:

tangential rant: southern brazil is weird and it's most definitely due to a race thing

source: me reading Gazeta do Povo 15 years ago with people complaining about how girls aren't pretty as they used to be because of all the immigrants (ruining the gene pool I guess?)

Lots of Italian and German immigrants, which leads to a lot of explicit racism instead of Brazil's standard brand of internalized "she's almost family" racism. Also in Rio Grande do Sul's case, having a different colonization process and cultural influences makes people think they're special flowers and - again, because of the European immigrants - better than the lazy, samba-dancing, beach-loving rest of the country.

We're basically Texas, in case an American is reading this.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


It's funny especially because we're all descended from poor as gently caress Europeans, mixed with black in most cases, when some dream about being nobility or even royalty. gently caress my rear end.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Negrostrike posted:

It's funny especially because we're all descended from poor as gently caress Europeans, mixed with black in most cases, when some dream about being nobility or even royalty. gently caress my rear end.

Weren't the earliest settlers of the south mercenaries from central/east Europe hired by Dom Pedro to fight the Portuguese during our "independence" and paid with lands because he had no money to give them or was that pseudo-history I was told?

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Maybe RS should come back home so we could form a super (racist) nation?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

ZearothK posted:

Weren't the earliest settlers of the south mercenaries from central/east Europe hired by Dom Pedro to fight the Portuguese during our "independence" and paid with lands because he had no money to give them or was that pseudo-history I was told?

If that's true I never came across that info. What I know about European settlements here is this: Southern Brazil was kind of an empty place (bunch of Natives getting converted by the Jesuits, since technically we were Spanish territory, and a ton of African slaves), then independence happened, the Crown wanted people to colonize the place because gently caress them Indians and Blacks, and the Germans seemed like good white people for the job. So they "sponsored" those immigrants, half-assed it, Germans started getting kinda iffy on the deal so they found new suckers. I mean, Italians. They ended up forming this tightly knit middle-class, which explains a lot of the regionalism. Also we got another fuckton of German immigrants during those little things called World Wars...

Polidoro posted:

Maybe RS should come back home so we could form a super (racist) nation?

We're broke as gently caress and austerity policies are everywhere as is, at least we'd get legal weed so yeah why not

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
So a guy (who I'm pretty sure is a goon) did some sleuthing and exposed a famous "Motivational Entrepreneur" hack, after she actually tried to kickstart a business and failed miserably. Brazilian internet is going apeshit over this on both sides, which is hilarious. It also surprises me that it took that long, considering I looked into her stuff and figured she was a hack in like 5 minutes years ago.

In portuguese only, sorry:

https://medium.com/@izzynobre_24233...7844#.asjq4rgub

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord

nerdz posted:

So a guy (who I'm pretty sure is a goon)

Creepy stalking? Yeah, sounds like a goon.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Symbolic Butt posted:

Creepy stalking? Yeah, sounds like a goon.

Stalking? She's a very famous public figure who's in the spotlight right now. What's weird is how far she got without people checking any of the things she said she did. I don't know if you can read portuguese, but the things she said she did was found a company that was sold for millions (she did not), that she worked at google and microsoft (internship programs) among other things. She now sells books and makes motivational speeches.

Forgot to mention: the blunder that she committed was basically the equivalent of Doobie's Doghouse (opening an hamburger restaurant with kickstarter money), except that she was forced to cancel it one day after due to the intense criticism.

nerdz fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Aug 29, 2016

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord

nerdz posted:

Stalking? She's a very famous public figure who's in the spotlight right now. What's weird is how far she got without people checking any of the things she said she did. I don't know if you can read portuguese, but the things she said she did was found a company that was sold for millions (she did not), that she worked at google and microsoft (internship programs) among other things. She now sells books and makes motivational speeches.

Eh, I only read the start, this dude's obvious hateboner for her kinda made me lose interest for what's this about.

also lol at a brazilian dissing "millenials"

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord

Dias posted:

Lots of Italian and German immigrants, which leads to a lot of explicit racism instead of Brazil's standard brand of internalized "she's almost family" racism. Also in Rio Grande do Sul's case, having a different colonization process and cultural influences makes people think they're special flowers and - again, because of the European immigrants - better than the lazy, samba-dancing, beach-loving rest of the country.

We're basically Texas, in case an American is reading this.

Yeah but isn't São Paulo full of italian immigrants? I never felt this kind of obvious racism there. I guess the south only got immigrants more recently compared to São Paulo. :shrug:

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I don't exactly care about her but I'm relishing on the schadenfreude of having a hack being called out on their bullshit, especially when all the info is public domain. Best part of it is that he mentioned that her work in a project at Microsoft could be bogus because there was zero mention of her anywhere. Then literally one hour later someone edited the article to include her work in it (very minor work but still).

She depends on her followers lack of knowledge about the US and Silicon Valley to project herself as a successful person and lives off that. It's not like these type of people are new or this will make them go away but it's funny.



On the southern Brazil thing: it is EXTREMELY hosed up, especially in all the small towns. I have a friend that lived in Videira/SC and holy poo poo, the stories. The number of people who just had the notion that whites are superior as a natural thing and mistreated my friend were absurd, to the point of saying "you don't belong here, leave" and assuming she was the nanny of her children because they had green eyes from the father. She isn't even black, just a standard Brazilian latino. Turbo racism is the norm in the more isolated small towns.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


I still can't get my head around such a name as Zebeléo. What made them think this was a good idea?

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Negrostrike posted:

I still can't get my head around such a name as Zebeléo. What made them think this was a good idea?

The idea comes from a Thought Leader that's ranked above Nelson Mandela and even the surveyed people's parents

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
The Bel Pesce fiasco (one way or the other, because at best she is the legit MIT graduate/ silicon valley intern she claims she is who turned motivational speaker instead of actually creating anything) is a pretty good illustration of the mutt complex Brazilians have, especially in the upper classes. From Bossa Nova to Bebel Gilberto to Robert Rey to Paulo Coelho , anything or anyone with minimal international success becomes a hit in Brazil. Becoming a self-help sensation off the back of a google/microsoft internship and an MIT degree (which is what she claims is true) is incredible.

It's like in academia where Brazilian non-academics are more impressed with someone serving as a TA for a semester or two in an international university than with someone with legit research and accomplishments. I once read the profile of someone elected to be president of a federal university, and the leading accomplishment mentioned was being a TA while getting their degree at an Ivy, not the dozens of books in Portuguese or long time service to the university.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
So why are Brazilian Birth Rates stagnating? You'd think that for a country that isn't that rich there would be people making lots of babies.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
novelas

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord

punk rebel ecks posted:

So why are Brazilian Birth Rates stagnating? You'd think that for a country that isn't that rich there would be people making lots of babies.

It's "not that rich" but significantly better off than it used to be one generation ago.



:stare:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

nerdz posted:

The idea comes from a Thought Leader that's ranked above Nelson Mandela and even the surveyed people's parents



FHC being 8th place is the real appalling thing there.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


nerdz posted:

The idea comes from a Thought Leader that's ranked above Nelson Mandela and even the surveyed people's parents



That's the funniest thing I've seen all year, like the whole list.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

ZearothK posted:

That's the funniest thing I've seen all year, like the whole list.

No kidding. A scam artist TC owner, a deceased racecar driver, cranky volleyball coach. All world leaders. Is there a source for this?

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
these guys: http://www.ciadetalentos.com.br/esj/pesquisa.html

here are some old results:



young people are dumb.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

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Buglord
I have no idea who a lot of these people are but I agree that Obama is pretty cool

I think this is a very universal thing about brazilians in general, everybody loves Obama.


edit: wait obama fell to 5th, what happened to my man?!?

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
they love obama but hate anyone with similar policies in brazil

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

nerdz posted:

they love obama but hate anyone with similar policies in brazil

Obama isn't left wing. But I don't know what qualifies as "right wing" in Brazil.

Lucy_Cominato
Oct 23, 2010
The impressive part is that the people that voted on these polls love Silicon Valley entrepeneurship,Libertariarian ideas and anarcho-capitalism;idolize the US but theres no mention of Ron or Rand Paul anywhere

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Lucy_Cominato posted:

The impressive part is that the people that voted on these polls love Silicon Valley entrepeneurship,Libertariarian ideas and anarcho-capitalism;idolize the US but theres no mention of Ron or Rand Paul anywhere

Gonna guess it's cause like no one gives a poo poo about the Paul family outside of very few internet circles.

neoliberal
Aug 10, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
South Americans are "Folclorico" and will believe in anyone from their country that is famous world wide or in America or good at some activity like a national hero. They are very American in that way.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Thats not American at all though, no American cares if someone is famous somewhere else, especially not as a positive thing

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Rest in peace Juan Gabriel.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

GlyphGryph posted:

Thats not American at all though, no American cares if someone is famous somewhere else, especially not as a positive thing

We just had a couple of weeks that are basically an excuse for Americans to go "heck yeah Americans are the best". The international recognition part of it I'll give you, tho let's be fair, it's because America only gives a gently caress about what America thinks, especially now with the commies dead and buried.

Talking bout commies, Brazil is finally getting rid of its socialist menace, yeah! God, my generation is hosed, isn't it?

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joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
But there is definitely this process in Brazil in specific, but to some degree in the rest of Latin America too, of the local elites being absolutely obsessed with international recognition. Paulo Coelho is a good example of this. He was a random pop fiction writer, with a similar standing to other pop fiction writers like Roberto Drummond, until he received international recognition. At that point, he became a member of the ABL and all that. It is so well established that record companies now explicitly base their strategies around this. Bebel Gilberto and Maria Rita were intentionally marketed internationally first so that they could be sold in Brazil as international sensations.

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