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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Why did I stay up for this

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Yup

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
haha that AA. BRUTAL

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
raw started with a bang and ended with a fart


edit: bang not band

(the band wasn't there :()

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

This match sucks.

!

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
Well, all things considered, I'd rather have Cena in the match than Kane.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

:bahgawd: He gently laid that man on that padded stretcher YOU MONSTER!

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Dimebags Brain posted:

Also great no sell on that RKO.

Cena's had a lot of practice with that.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Asmodai_00 posted:

and john cena AAs Kane onto the stretcher

oh my god hes done it

he's beaten the odds

(prediction)

called it

unironically calling that one of the WMOTY

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I don't think the Kane/Bryan stuff was anywhere near as bad as people made out, but how come Kane isn't attacking Cena post-match?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
So it's going to boil to Cesaro - Reigns - Cena - Bray as the finals. The others are all jobbers. Not that exciting of a roster but whatever. Here's hoping Bray wins it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Randy Orton is a true threat.

*out for 5 minutes because he's tossed over the top rope*

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Now Cena's back in the title picture :smith:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

bartok posted:

How would getting AA'd on a padded stretcher hurt?

It might not hurt your back, but being a 6+foot guy getting thrown over another dudes shoulders, upside down, would probably stun you long enough to forget you are about to be pushed 2 feet across the finish line

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

TEGGS posted:

Well, all things considered, I'd rather have Cena in the match than Kane.

Fair enough.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

What was the point of that last little bit on the ramp?

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

In two weeks, John Cena becomes a 15 TIME WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

TEGGS posted:

Well, all things considered, I'd rather have Cena in the match than Kane.

Not me. Knowing my loving luck, he'll win and Bryan'll be back the next month, and I won't be able to see what happens until the Rumble. :mad:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Gatts posted:

So it's going to boil to Cesaro - Reigns - Cena - Bray as the finals. The others are all jobbers. Not that exciting of a roster but whatever. Here's hoping Bray wins it.

You KNOW you want to see Cena as the champion again. Vince has a knack for knowing what the fans want before they know they want it!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Valeyard posted:

It might not hurt your back, but being a 6+foot guy getting thrown over another dudes shoulders, upside down, would probably stun you long enough to forget you are about to be pushed 2 feet across the finish line

that'd didn't happen he was gently rocked to sleep onto a stretcher like a giant Rosemary's baby

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Speedboat Jones posted:

You KNOW you want to see Cena as the champion again. Vince has a knack for knowing what the fans want before they know they want it!

Well he did nail it with Stardust

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I hope Cesaro giant swings Cena from the top of a ladder.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Chokes McGee posted:

Not me. Knowing my loving luck, he'll win and Bryan'll be back the next month, and I won't be able to see what happens until the Rumble. :mad:

Not that I care for Kane, I would like to add "gently caress John Cena"

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Writer Cath posted:

Dean got tired of waiting in the parking lot with coke bottles on his fingers. "Rollins, come out to plaaaaaaaaay."

An all WWE cast is the only way I would accept a remake of The Warriors, also Revenge of the Nerds.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

Valeyard posted:

It might not hurt your back, but being a 6+foot guy getting thrown over another dudes shoulders, upside down, would probably stun you long enough to forget you are about to be pushed 2 feet across the finish line

except that Kane sold it like it was death on ice which I'M STILL TRYING TO COMPREHEND.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

I don't think the Kane/Bryan stuff was anywhere near as bad as people made out, but how come Kane isn't attacking Cena post-match?
Because Kane respects A-plus players. :smug:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Pariah Rex posted:

An all WWE cast is the only way I would accept a remake of The Warriors, also Revenge of the Nerds.

Cannonball Run.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Booker way, way, waaaaay overselling the Stretcher AA on post-show.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

DingoSlasher posted:

except that Kane sold it like it was death on ice which I'M STILL TRYING TO COMPREHEND.

Because Cena.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

The Goonies.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Heyman is on the post show yesss

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

Booker way, way, waaaaay overselling the Stretcher AA on post-show.

much like Kane

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

To be fair they would probably sell any finisher on the stretcher as more powerful. Because they're idiots.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Alex Riley looking quite gruff on the post show

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Dimebags Brain posted:

I hope Cesaro giant swings a ladder.

Modern day Terry Funk spot.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

This match sucks.

!

MINUS. FIVE. STARDUSTS.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Stock's doing bad, the obvious choice is to push Cena again in the year of Waluigi.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Squall posted:

I would like to add "gently caress John Cena"

A shameful post, be a star. Post gets minus-two stars.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I like how Seth ditched the Shield, but he and Roman are the ones still in the tactical gear.

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