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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

I met her at a job and she had a crush on me but she was like 18 and i was 25 at the time then she invited herself to my house for tea one night and when she turned up she took off her headscarf and was been really flirty then all of a sudden she tried to kiss me and took off all her clothes and jumped into my bed, and I had to gentley tell her that it wasnt a good idea and we should hang out a bit more first

I was trying to let her down gently as she had something like 15 brothers and cousins who I knew would go mental if anyone messed with their sister or upset her and I didnt want to get beaten up.

Describe her body please

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Burqa King posted:

Describe her body please

i think i'd have risked the brothers and cousins honour killing me tbh.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
The Big Chaz Man

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

i dont want taff to be banned

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Fluo posted:

You're lucky you are trying to troll me and not someone else

is this a threat

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
I'm on Taff's do-not-invite list? That hurts.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


serious gaylord posted:

i think i'd have risked the brothers and cousins honour killing me tbh.

Are you the Somalian girl?

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

Healbot posted:

Are you the Somalian girl?

lol no hes just a serious gaylord

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

I'm a fan of kwaggas new name

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

quote:

That said, I'm pretty sure most of my comrades (I haven't seen them in ages as I'm still in Russia) aren't too thrilled about Salmond's commitment to the currency union, and most of us would prefer Scotland to adopt its own currency, which is why we wouldn't be too fussed if he just pegged it.


I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE him.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

serious gaylord posted:

i think i'd have risked the brothers and cousins honour killing me tbh.

surely they wouldve honour killed the girl and not taff that's how it works right??

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

corn in the fridge posted:

surely they wouldve honour killed the girl and not taff that's how it works right??

im giong to honor kill taff at pwmcon

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Burqa King posted:

Describe her body please

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Brown and extremely thin just a guess idk

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

8raz posted:

was this approx 9 month ago

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Burqa King posted:

Describe her body please

she had a chubby face but everything else was pretty average, tho she did have the 2nd hairiest bush ive ever seen, after a girl at uni who i cheated on my then gf with, she grabbed my hand and shoved it in her pants and i remember thinking ive got no chance of finding her clit in this undergrowth

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


im glad taff is tgulp now

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
I'm saddened to hear that taff his the kind of man that would cheat.

The big taff man is big no more in my heart

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

I'm saddened to hear that taff his the kind of man that would cheat.

The big taff man is big no more in my heart

This was when I was in uni and experimenting and learning about life, the girl also had a boyfriend and yet i didnt fall in love with her like chaz

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Bogan Krkic posted:

im giong to honor kill taff at pwmcon

I hope I can come. Been informed I can't.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Fluo posted:

I hope I can come. Been informed I can't.

you can, taff has even offered to put you up for the night at pwmcon

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

The Big Taff Man posted:

she had a chubby face but everything else was pretty average, tho she did have the 2nd hairiest bush ive ever seen, after a girl at uni who i cheated on my then gf with, she grabbed my hand and shoved it in her pants and i remember thinking ive got no chance of finding her clit in this undergrowth

stay classy

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

she had a chubby face but everything else was pretty average, tho she did have the 2nd hairiest bush ive ever seen, after a girl at uni who i cheated on my then gf with, she grabbed my hand and shoved it in her pants and i remember thinking ive got no chance of finding her clit in this undergrowth

gently caress yeah

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
I've learned that if you kiss a girl on the mouth for long enough they will become wet in their second mouth

Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

Burqa King posted:

I've learned that if you kiss a girl on the mouth for long enough they will become wet in their second mouth

girls have two mouths? gross

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
taff is racist

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
is he

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Bogan Krkic posted:

you can, taff has even offered to put you up for the night at pwmcon

As the current host of PWMCon, I'm afraid he can't because of his feud with another poster ITT

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
He is

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Hegay posted:

As the current host of PWMCon, I'm afraid he can't because of his feud with another poster ITT

What feud

Its a one sided fued if you have to call it that

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Fluo posted:

What feud

Its a one sided fued if you have to call it that

Fluo please, it's out of my hands m8

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Hegay posted:

Fluo please, it's out of my hands m8

We are adults here, fix it

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
im not racist i dated a black girl for a very long time, she had the most amazing arse, then she broke my heart and i tried internet dating and ended up with rach #ftw

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hegay posted:

As the current host of PWMCon, I'm afraid he can't because of his feud with another poster ITT

I wish fluo could just apologise and then we could all move on.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
it's okay fluo were gonna smuggle you in inside a beer keg

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

The Big Taff Man posted:

im not racist i dated a black girl for a very long time, she had the most amazing arse, then she broke my heart and i tried internet dating and ended up with rach #ftw

You're alright taff but to call yourself amazing is quite a stretch

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

The Big Taff Man posted:

I wish fluo could just apologise and then we could all move on.

It's a shame really but he just won't back down and hell, I guess I can respect him for that

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Hegay posted:

It's a shame really but he just won't back down and hell, I guess I can respect him for that

With me its the opposite, I cant respect a man who wont back down when he hasnt even tasted pissflaps water

Fluo
May 25, 2007

The Big Taff Man posted:

I wish fluo could just apologise and then we could all move on.

I did thats why I find it so petty

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

You're alright taff but to call yourself amazing is quite a stretch

:eyepop:

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