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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

SmokaDustbowl posted:

how many door handles and railings do you touch every day?

zero if i can help it

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

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Cold on a Cob posted:

zero if i can help it

same

or lead with my elbow

havent really been sick in a long time

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

yeah now the grossest thing that pin tray has touched is the kid's face. yuck.


hmm. is it a HIPAA violation if you stole the blood and got the test done yourself? like it's "their" medical information but it's also not "theirs" iykwim

oh boy, do i!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

same

or lead with my elbow

havent really been sick in a long time

i do the same and i hadn't been sick in like 4 years and then i got on a plane and there was a sick screaming toddler spewing every fluid imaginable in the seat behind me and 2 days later i got something that wiped me out for like a week straight and still isn't totally gone 20 days later. god damned kids

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush posted:

hmm. is it a HIPAA violation if you stole the blood and got the test done yourself? like it's "their" medical information but it's also not "theirs" iykwim

elide the whole issue and remove a sample from his twitching corpse imho

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

i do the same and i hadn't been sick in like 4 years and then i got on a plane and there was a sick screaming toddler spewing every fluid imaginable in the seat behind me and 2 days later i got something that wiped me out for like a week straight and still isn't totally gone 20 days later. god damned kids

maybe you should get sick more often so you can fight it off

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


>man in bikini: and. own for something completely different.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
get this: I held onto a rail on the train the other day. holy poo poo flirting with danger!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

maybe you should get sick more often so you can fight it off

that's stupid and illogical. my immune system is too powerful to even allow me to get sick, except when i'm trapped in a metal tube for 7 hours with a mobile biological warfare disaster.

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Jun 17, 2003

 

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Sagebrush posted:

that's stupid.

one of my friends back in louisiana who does a lotta physical labor once told me that he wished he had more scar tissue since it's stronger

he was p bummed out to learn that scar tissue doesn't work that way despite breaking the news using the morbo voice

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

that's stupid and illogical. my immune system is too powerful to even allow me to get sick, except when i'm trapped in a metal tube for 7 hours with a mobile biological warfare disaster.

I hope you get norovirus

not out of spite, it'd be hilarious hearing you whine

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Jun 17, 2003

 

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I hope you get norovirus

not out of spite, it'd be hilarious hearing you whine

norovirus kills millions every year

qfb for wishing death upon another poster

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Jun 17, 2003

 

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

norovirus kills millions every year

qfb for wishing death upon another poster

didn't kill me lol

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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shit wizard dad


Boe got her surname from chest-to-chest squaring up to people in bars while drunk on wine spritzers.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

norovirus primarily affects people who go on cruises and those who associate with people who go on cruises

no great loss

it's a hell of a virus though. as few as 5 viral particles is enough to start an infection and it's transmissible through the air (and you get nothing from norovirus if not tons of aerosolized bodiily fluids). and...one of my great-uncles discovered it :coal:

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Jan 31, 2017

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

norovirus primarily affects people who go on cruises and those who associate with people who go on cruises

no great loss

going on a cruise would own

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I think I'm gunna save up and go see my parents again sometime, vacations are rad

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

going on a cruise would own

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yo I got a question: how many people in yospos can swim? I'm not talkin like micheal phelps though lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i can swim but i didnt learn until 7th grade

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yo I got a question: how many people in yospos can swim? I'm not talkin like micheal phelps though lol

i can swim

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


this is one of my all time favorite computer pictures

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yo I got a question: how many people in yospos can swim? I'm not talkin like micheal phelps though lol

i used to swim a lot

i don't swim very often any more but i still enjoy it

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i used to be a pretty good swimmer and represented my city at competitions and stuff but then i didn't go for like five years and next time i got into a pool i nearly drowned halfway through my first lap because i thought i was still fast and strong and good and actually i wasn't any more

then my entire chest and upper arms hurt for two days



in conclusion, i don't know if i can swim any more

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yo I got a question: how many people in yospos can swim? I'm not talkin like micheal phelps though lol

yes, i can swim. my dad owned 30 boats so it was not really in question

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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little ones need lots of meat to grow big and strong

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
if you didn't learn to swim at a young age you Grew Up Poor

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
oh i guess i went surfing last year a couple of times and didn't drown so probably i can still swim

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Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

yo I got a question: how many people in yospos can swim? I'm not talkin like micheal phelps though lol

I was a varsity swimmer in highschool op

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