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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


RFC2324 posted:

I grew up in the southwest and we have them here.

E: if you are from the southwest you should know about bimbo bakeries. That's a discount bread company.

Bimbo is just one brand of cheaply made bread. Discount bread stores are apparently extras/weird batches of all brands of bread that are sold at a discounted price.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Chard posted:

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
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FactsAreUseless posted:

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is this a demand or an offer

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Lobok posted:

It's old now but I didn't feel any different back when it was airing. And it's not like the other women on the show were afflicted with the same problem.

Were they purposely making her a little grumpy since she and Jerry are platonic friends?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Caganer posted:

Were they purposely making her a little grumpy since she and Jerry are platonic friends?

Actually, I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Elaine--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on posting. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation.

And it was Pretty Good.

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Trig Discipline posted:

is this a demand or an offer

Odette masturbates.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Scathach posted:

Bimbo is just one brand of cheaply made bread. Discount bread stores are apparently extras/weird batches of all brands of bread that are sold at a discounted price.

Oh, that poo poo you can just get by asking at the bakery in the grocery store. I feel like I've been to one in abq tho, can't remember exactly where it was.

Maybe it was Austin.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Elysiume posted:

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Because we truly live in a godforsaken world

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

There's definitely some kind of joke here about stamps and licking, but I can't make it stick.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/p4s5lAB.mp4

To answer my own question, 3200 calories.

Memento has a new favorite as of 10:39 on Mar 4, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
To answer your next question, bulimia.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 13:56 on Mar 4, 2018

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p4s5lAB.mp4

To answer my own question, 3200 calories.

“She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person.”

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p4s5lAB.mp4

To answer my own question, 3200 calories.

I've seen similar videos, but never one where the stick of butter is shoved in the mouth.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/jul/29/jon-ronson-bespoke-porn-nothing-is-too-weird-all-requests

That must be Stamps Man!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p4s5lAB.mp4

To answer my own question, 3200 calories.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I wanna marry this woman.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
I've lived in the Midwest, Hawaii, and now Texas, but I have never in my 32 years heard of a discount bread store.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I'm in La and we had one here for a while. Was pretty cool.

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

hooah posted:

I've lived in the Midwest, Hawaii, and now Texas, but I have never in my 32 years heard of a discount bread store.

They're not really called "discount bread stores" they're usually "<Bread Company Name> Outlet Store" and they tend to be found next to the factory because most of what they sell is overproduction. It's entirely possible to live anywhere without seeing one because there's only a couple to a few even in large cities.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's basically where they sell the second hand bread.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I always called it the Used Food Store

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Theris posted:

They're not really called "discount bread stores" they're usually "<Bread Company Name> Outlet Store" and they tend to be found next to the factory because most of what they sell is overproduction. It's entirely possible to live anywhere without seeing one because there's only a couple to a few even in large cities.

I had one of these in the town I grew up in in Connecticut. It was actually pretty good quality bread that sells for $4 or $5 in the grocery store but they sold their overproduction/imperfect loaves for like $2 in their own store.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Data Graham posted:

I always called it the Used Food Store

That's called the bathroom 'round here.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Caganer posted:

Were they purposely making her a little grumpy since she and Jerry are platonic friends?

Maybe (and I figure you meant frumpy). I attributed it to her job because she started the show as a book editor.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Theris posted:

They're not really called "discount bread stores" they're usually "<Bread Company Name> Outlet Store" and they tend to be found next to the factory because most of what they sell is overproduction. It's entirely possible to live anywhere without seeing one because there's only a couple to a few even in large cities.

I've never seen them as being near the factories strangely. Like there's an "Aunt Millies" one kinda just in the middle of nothing on the other side of my county for example.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



You may see them as Thrift Stores.

When my grandmother did payroll for Hostess, they had a thrift store that was open to the public. I recall seeing a Wonder Bread thrift store as well. (This was in the 70s/80s)

This was in the Calumet City, IL/Hammond, IN area near Chicago.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Proteus Jones posted:

You may see them as Thrift Stores.

When my grandmother did payroll for Hostess, they had a thrift store that was open to the public. I recall seeing a Wonder Bread thrift store as well. (This was in the 70s/80s)

This was in the Calumet City, IL/Hammond, IN area near Chicago.

Mine (combined Hostess/Wonder) was in Ukiah CA. It’s still there apparently.

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

There's a Nature's Own outlet near me, it had all those "life" branded breads that are like $5 in publix for a dollar and it's always 20% off on Wednesdays. There's also a bunch of off brand snack foods in bulk packaging in there for cheap.

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009




Back in my part of Texas, there was a Mrs Bairds discounted bread and pastry outlet a little ways away from the factory. Good cheap bread even cheaper because it was shaped wrong or whatever :shrug:

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Look at all these idiots that don't know what a discount bread stores is. We used to go to the Freihofer Bakery Outlet when I lived in the middle of nowhere NH, they had all kinds of bread products for like 1/2 or 1/3 price. They also had entenmenn's stuff so we could get pastries. Also people who have never seen one of these places will apparently never believe anyone talking about them, they just like they don't believe in the totatlly-real Friends video game that I actually own.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've seen bread outlet stores in New England, Georgia and Florida. Peppridge Farm, Marita, etc

Didnt realize this would seem weird to anyone.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

hooah posted:

I've lived in the Midwest, Hawaii, and now Texas, but I have never in my 32 years heard of a discount bread store.

I've was raised in the Midwest to know them as the Day-old bread store. The bread was always closer to expiration than what you'd get at the grocery store.
They also had hostess pies for a buck.


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If there was a store that sold discount Hostess Cupcakes I would clear them out every single morning.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

If there was a store that sold discount Hostess Cupcakes I would clear them out every single morning.

Factory irregulars with no creme filling

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

"Eh, it's a livin!"

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

Factory irregulars with no creme filling

Don't even joke about something like that you monster.

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