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Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Stepmom? What are you doing with that candle?

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

I was looking for gift ideas so I typed "gifts for mum" into Google, this was very high up in the product list:



Aka The Eternal Flame

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Scratch Monkey posted:

Aka The Eternal Flame

Put it on Bill Clinton's gravestone.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I. M. Gei posted:

Put it on Bill Clinton's gravestone.

Do you want zombie Clinton? That's how we get zombie Clinton.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



*zombie Clinton voice* "braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnn..."

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





The real curse is AI, because no instead of enjoying a cool pictures I'm trying to count the fingers to figure out if it is real.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Facebook Aunt posted:

The real curse is AI, because no instead of enjoying a cool pictures I'm trying to count the fingers to figure out if it is real.

Clearly it's from a sequel to the ritual

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I. M. Gei posted:

There's a show on one of the Discovery channel networks that had a segment showing a bunch of turkeys walking in a circle around a roadkilled animal. Like 15 or 20 of them. It was creepy as hell and I don't think they ever came up with an explanation for it. Maybe turkeys just like to walk circles around dead things and we don't have enough video of it to know why yet? :shrug:

Turkeys are very dumb animals and will do the the same thing to a bush, this is probably more a case of anthropomorphizing animal behavior and finding meaning where there is absolutely none. But it sure is creepy when they do it around dead things.

e: video proof with creepy music for effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QpfKDOJ1yA

ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023

that tree has a huge dick

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

I. M. Gei posted:

*zombie Clinton voice* "braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnn..."

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I possess a pair of chaps. they are basically to protect the legs from stuff, the cursed part is that people are usually riding a horse and demand it goes through stuff that they feel the need to protect their legs from.
Why do I have some chaps?
they were there, so I bought them.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



staberind posted:

I possess a pair of chaps. they are basically to protect the legs from stuff, the cursed part is that people are usually riding a horse and demand it goes through stuff that they feel the need to protect their legs from.
Why do I have some chaps?
they were there, so I bought them.

We get it, you can afford multiple manservants :jerkbag:

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Don't ask me about their asses; I don't know.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

They are not.

(I mean sure they will eventually break down, but so will the statue of liberty or the moon.)

The bin liners are EN13432 certified, which means they're comparable in an industrial composting facility. https://www.tuvsud.com/en-us/industries/consumer-products-and-retail/biodegradable-packaging-certification

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8SxVVOe.mp4

Its supposed to be Harrow Council, but the subtitler was hilarious.

There’s a group of old men in Cork City who busk every couple days on the main street and their music is so loud and aggravating (it’s all diddly-ai tourist-trap Irish jigs and Irish Republican anthems) shout-sang at such an ear-piercing volume that many people walking on the street have to cross the road just to be able to think without being sang at. I’ll take the harpist playing for free any day over them.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The world needs more delightful harpists and less city council Karens.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I shall summon the Council Of Karens, you shall regret your actions!

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
All because the lady feels guilty that she isn't going to toss a coin to the bard because she's greedy, lol.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Captain Hygiene posted:

We get it, you can afford multiple manservants :jerkbag:
Just two dudes protecting his legs from stuff.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Slugworth posted:

Just two dudes protecting his legs from stuff.

I feel your av text adds to that in an unlikely way.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Slugworth posted:

Just two dudes protecting his legs from stuff.

A couple of chaps with buttocks similar to Hank Hill?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Azhais posted:

Clearly it's from a sequel to the ritual

That was a good movie. Any other monster movies like it?

Timely curse

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
irish republican anthems are badass

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/aPPi9PG.mp4

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Oscar Wild posted:

That was a good movie. Any other monster movies like it?

Timely curse



No one gets out alive. Written by the same person too I think

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Autechresaint posted:

No one gets out alive. Written by the same person too I think

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


That's nice, but wouldn't it be really satisfying if you could just pop them out and run them under the faucet? Get them real clean

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The best place to be when a volcano is erupting is over the horizon.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Get ready for the everyday nightmare we call existence







Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Kit Walker posted:

That's nice, but wouldn't it be really satisfying if you could just pop them out and run them under the faucet? Get them real clean

I have no idea if this is true or not, but my dad told me about a coworker he had who was blind. She went in for surgery - something unrelated to the eye - and when she woke up she found one of her eyes felt kinda sore. The surgeon told her he found her eye "interesting", so had popped it out to take a look.

He told me that a long time ago and it could be complete bs but it HAS made me wonder if surgeons do spend a minute poking and prodding in places for funsies.

nullandvoid
Mar 7, 2006

Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...
This is a nice write up on a photographer that documented the last moments of his life as Mount St Helens collapsed upon him:

https://thatoregonlife.com/2022/05/mt-st-helens-eruption-images/

Also a link to a rather unsettling video showing the collapse of the side of the mountain.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

This one looks like a demon piggy.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Das Boo posted:

This one looks like a demon piggy.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I. M. Gei posted:

Is it a cow or a dog?

If you have been around cows enough you find out they are just big dumb dogs.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
My mother-in-law had, or thought he had, a pet cow growing up. Her father said it's name was Stew and it would be there at the fence for her when she came home from school.

A few months later, they are at dinner and her dad announced we are having "Stew for dinner". About halfway through she realized the beef in the stew was Stew.

And that's how her parents taught her about farm life.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I don't know if Immortal is cursed but they sure are funny

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Bonzo posted:

My mother-in-law had, or thought he had, a pet cow growing up. Her father said it's name was Stew and it would be there at the fence for her when she came home from school.
My friend's parents didn't even bother to sugarcoat it even that tiny amount: Their cow's name was Meat, and it met the same fate as Stew.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Farm and country life do some really bad poo poo to peoples' brains wrt animals.

Like Kristi Noem shooting a puppy isn't even all that surprising to me. That kind of behavior is frighteningly common in rural communities, enough that I don't think it hurts her image in those areas and might even help her.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 19, 2024

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Catastrophe posted:

I don't know if Immortal is cursed but they sure are funny



Immortal are blessed

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