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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

You add mustard to the dressing and that would probably be just fine in a Midwestern church potluck way.

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Bitey Bunny
May 26, 2009

c h o m p

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

sweeperbravo posted:

When I got my braces put on, my mom then took me to get Burger King for lunch. My braces never actually caused me pain but that first day it was just so uncomfortable to eat so I had to cut the burger up in a grid pattern so I could just chew the pieces and not have to bite them off. It still sucked and was probably my least satisfying experience with Burger King

Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: burger grids

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

:goshawk:

Sakurazuka posted:

Yeah I'd eat them all apart from maybe the dumb double crust. Who ever wants more crust?
Me.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
The double crust appears to be double stuffed crust, which is so insanely good I don't know how you could turn it down. :randstare:

Brain In A Jar
Apr 21, 2008

My lips are frozen in a rictus smile. From behind firmly gritted teeth, I utter a single sentence: No pizza rules.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



The gray ringed super overcooked egg really sells it.

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

God dammit, I just skipped over 7,000 unread posts and found myself staring at the embalmed remains of a crushed Minion. That was startling.

Then I go back a few pages ot see burgers drowned in Hollandaise. You fuckers have upped your AFP game recently.

Distorted Kiwi has a new favorite as of 11:57 on Dec 1, 2017

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Brain In A Jar posted:

My lips are frozen in a rictus smile. From behind firmly gritted teeth, I utter a single sentence: No pizza rules.



I think they still sell breakfast pizza at my local hospital cafeteria. It's about as good as it sounds (not good)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Brain In A Jar posted:

My lips are frozen in a rictus smile. From behind firmly gritted teeth, I utter a single sentence: No pizza rules.



would

:randstare:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Brain In A Jar posted:

My lips are frozen in a rictus smile. From behind firmly gritted teeth, I utter a single sentence: No pizza rules.



Bacon and egg pizza is called an Aussie and it's sold at literally every pizza place in Australia. poo poo places replace the bacon with ham. It's pretty good.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Brain In A Jar posted:

My lips are frozen in a rictus smile. From behind firmly gritted teeth, I utter a single sentence: No pizza rules.



Would in a heartbeat

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

big trivia FAIL posted:

Would in a heartbeat

Yeah I don't see anything objectionable about this.



Other than bell peppers but that's just a correct personal preference.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I think a bacon and egg pizza sounds AMAZING but the last time I ate was 8 PM yesterday, so.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I totally want a bacon and egg pizza now. Especially if it also has cheese.

Tiggum, I think that ad is from Australia. Edit to add: yeah, it is.

Is Pizza Hut better in Australia?

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 19:07 on Dec 1, 2017

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Yeah I don't see anything objectionable about this.



Other than bell peppers but that's just a correct personal preference.

Bell peppers? What is that, some kind of sausage?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Bell peppers? What is that, some kind of sausage?

Oh, I don't like sausage on pizza either.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Bell peppers? What is that, some kind of sausage?
They are a form of sandwich.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Oh, I don't like sausage on pizza either.

What about mince?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

What about mince?

Is bacon mince? Because if so, yes.


I've never had corned beef hash on pizza but I would try it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
My mom is not speaking to me because I put salt on a steak tonight.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
It's awkward because we're watching Margaret Cho.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Also watching Margaret Cho with your mom is v v v awkward

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Also watching Margaret Cho with your mom is v v v awkward

She's still relevant? lol

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Randaconda posted:

She's still relevant? lol

I didn't say THAT. Also shut up she my friend

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

She's still relevant? lol

Nobody's mom is still relevant

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Nobody's mom is still relevant

Your mom is relevant to me!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I didn't say THAT. Also shut up she my friend

Margaret Cho or your mom?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

How about some insect and pollution pizza?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

How about some insect and pollution pizza?



Better than mushrooms or pineapple, so I'm sold.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Better than mushrooms or pineapple, so I'm sold.

I respect but disagree with your horrendous opinions on pizza toppings.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

The Bloop posted:

I respect but disagree with your horrendous opinions on pizza toppings.

I respect but disagree with your horrendous opinions on opinions on pizza toppings.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Better than mushrooms or pineapple, so I'm sold.

:same:

Pizza mushrooms confuse me. It's always those same lovely rubbery flavorless ones. And if you put raw mushrooms on a pizza those fuckers aren't going to be cooked at all. I would go for shrooms on my za if it were something nice like a shiitake that had been roasted into gloriousness and then added.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Grand Fromage posted:

I would go for shrooms on my za if it were something nice like a shiitake that had been roasted into gloriousness and then added.

Good news from Google Image Search: Apparently shiitake on pizza is totally a qualifier for AFP.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


KataraniSword posted:

Good news from Google Image Search: Apparently shiitake on pizza is totally a qualifier for AFP.



I didn't order a spiderweb pizza god drat it

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Better than mushrooms or pineapple, so I'm sold.

What world do you live in that mushrooms are an inappropriate pizza topping?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mushika posted:

What world do you live in that mushrooms are an inappropriate pizza topping?

New York City


Always those godawful flabby canned ones, wilting under a heat lamp.


Give me a west coast chain where they use fresh crinkly shrooms with concentrated flavor any old day :circlefap:

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Mushika posted:

What world do you live in that mushrooms are an inappropriate pizza topping?

No pizza rules, but maybe a few mushroom rules are in order.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Data Graham posted:

Always those godawful flabby canned ones, wilting under a heat lamp.

Yeah like I said. The problem isn't the concept of a mushroom on a pizza, but I have never seen it done well. Good mushrooms take some time and effort.

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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




i saute mushrooms (and other vegetable-things like peppers or onions) to nearly-cooked before putting them on a pizza so they already have a good flavor

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