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Quest For Glory II posted:when people say they want Nintendo to go third party this is the kind of poo poo that they'd make and put on Steam Greenlight Yeah, and when that stupid poo poo doesn't sell and they realize it we'd just get more Mario and Zelda. Nintendo should go third party.
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WaitsUp posted:You guys underestimate how much kids love stupidness like this. My five year old nephew would play this every day. This pervasive thought where "everything that isn't explicitly for me is garbage" is my favorite internet thing.
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I just went to gamestop and ordered one. Less stressful than wondering when amazon opens up again.
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This is clearly Ninja Training, as only the diabolical art of ninjitsu can accomplish such a feat as catching cold steel folded one thousand times.
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If people did hands on stuff then can they talk about the OS?
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s.i.r.e. posted:Yeah, and when that stupid poo poo doesn't sell and they realize it we'd just get more Mario and Zelda.
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XyrlocShammypants posted:If people did hands on stuff then can they talk about the OS?  I must know if Miiverse will return.
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Evil Badman posted:This pervasive thought where "everything that isn't explicitly for me is garbage" is my favorite internet thing. Does this honestly look like its worth $50 to you?
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this is still not the worst Nintendo game I've ever seen. I've played Wario Master of Disguise
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Watching this makes me realize it would make for a pretty good Warioware game.
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Every motion control ping-pong game just makes me wish I was playing real ping-pong.
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Strange Matter posted:Every motion control ping-pong game just makes me wish I was playing real ping-pong. My favorite kind of Ping pong is the one with no visual feedback at all.
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Quest For Glory II posted:this is still not the worst Nintendo game I've ever seen. I've played Wario Master of Disguise At least that has the scene where Wario infiltrates the turtle club.
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Wait a sec what the gently caress is this ping pong game
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Quest For Glory II posted:What about Nintendo makes you think they change their mind and not double down even more. They'd go from this to a game where you put a sensor in your nose and do smell-related minigames That's true, but we live in hope. Like the hope the Switch was going to be good.
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orphean posted:Does this honestly look like its worth $50 to you? No, but neither do some AAA titles. They still sell like crazy. This knows what it is and I can't fault them for it?
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:My favorite kind of Ping pong is the one with no visual feedback at all.
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Evil Badman posted:No, but neither do some AAA titles. They still sell like crazy. "This is terrible, but it knows and still has the balls to charge me $50 for it so I have to give it to them."
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XyrlocShammypants posted:Wait a sec what the gently caress is this ping pong game Haptic feedback from the rumble.
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Evil Badman posted:No, but neither do some AAA titles. They still sell like crazy. Almost all of these style of games sold when they were either pack-ins or were bundled with something (controller, motion+, etc.) I could see this selling if it were bundled with a JoyCon or two, but as a standalone?
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We better get WarioWare Switch. No game would make better use of all the new motion and rumble stuff than that.
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Ometeotl posted:Haptic feedback from the rumble. I know but that's all it is? There isn't a table you look at on the screen?
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this is like a gamification of the emperor's new clothes
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Its like they are playing prototype wii games except it is 2017. This is loving retarded
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E-eating Contest? Please lord jesus tell me this is two dudes furiously jerking a Joy-Con into their mouths Nevermind this somehow looks even more ridiculous
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s.i.r.e. posted:"This is terrible, but it knows and still has the balls to charge me $50 for it so I have to give it to them." I didn't say I'm gonna buy it. I just said there's an audience for this.
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Dick sucking simulator
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enojy posted:E-eating Contest? Please lord jesus tell me this is two dudes furiously jerking a Joy-Con into their mouths
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Budget for this game: 4 live-action actors, a green screen, and google images
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Tim and Eric Outtakes: The Game
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Hold your remote 3 inches from your mouth now suck it 
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TFRazorsaw posted:why do so many of these games involve phallic imagery Phallic imagery is what makes party games great
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Imagine having a friend over and trying to explain these games to them I realize imagining friends might be a bit of a stretch, but bear with me
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I finally get this game. This is the mandatory party game, where you bring the Switch sans dock to your nerd friends party, and play lame drinking games with it. This worked really well with Game & Wario's Islands and Pictionary. While Game & Wario flopped much like this game will, it still needs to exist.
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