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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Outrail posted:

Bury it deep in an area with no mineral or water or anything of interest or value. Don't mark the area at all.

Ta da. Where's my consultation fee?

Counterpoint : Las Vegas

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Woodburger posted:

If it isn't staged that is a pro click. Crazy rear end woman asking the dude she tried to have killed to comfort her.

It real.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/05/13/florida.hitman/

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Jollity Farm posted:

Turns out that musical theatre people don't think much of Mike Pence. Who could have foreseen?

Bonus: Donald Trump on Twitter calling for the theatre to be "a safe place".
He's not even sworn in and he's already thinking like Abraham Lincoln.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

grumplestiltzkin posted:

What language from 10,000 years ago do you speak/read? With that in mind, try to figure out what language you'd use to write a warning for someone 10,000 years from now. Hell, the languages we have today can't even agree on whether you should read from right to left or left to right. Written language is practically useless for the timescales that are required for nuclear waste to decay.

Well this is America and in America we speak English. If those pussies from the future don't get that, they can get the hell out.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


spog posted:

Counterpoint : Las Vegas

Yes we should just put it all in Las Vegas

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Why not just launch our nuclear waste into the sun? Oh! Or just dump it into that big old trench in the ocean. Either give it all the sun or none of it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Solice Kirsk posted:

Why not just launch our nuclear waste into the sun? Oh! Or just dump it into that big old trench in the ocean. Either give it all the sun or none of it.

Maybe the sun because we cant afford your mom.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Boooo.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Solice Kirsk posted:

Why not just launch our nuclear waste into the sun? Oh! Or just dump it into that big old trench in the ocean. Either give it all the sun or none of it.

Launching things into the sun is really loving expensive.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Andrast posted:

Launching things into the sun is really loving expensive.

Also when rockets fail they tend to turn a lot of solid matter into gases and particulates high altitudes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Well then it would be everyone's problem, which seems fair. Share the load and all that.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well then it would be everyone's problem, which seems fair. Share the load and all that.

If we all build up a resistance to it now people in 10,000 years won't have to worry about it!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pffft, people 10000 years from now will be too busy hunting heretics and trying to find new sacrifices for God King Trumps Eternal Reign.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



EDIT: Wrong Thread

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rough Lobster posted:

A woman tries to hire an undercover cop to kill her husband.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmIwpyVWjA

Undercover cop stings are pretty funny when people realize just how hosed they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPG-wmNujZg

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Solice Kirsk posted:

Why not just launch our nuclear waste into the sun? Oh! Or just dump it into that big old trench in the ocean. Either give it all the sun or none of it.

I've talked with geologist friends about doing that. Mix it up with concrete and pour it into shipping containers then dump it in the Marianas Trench subduction zone..

It'll sink through a 30-300m of mud and then just sit there. A few hundred years from now it'll be sucked into the earths crust, 1000's of years later when comes back up in the form of magma it'll be heavily diluted and non-radioactive coz half life.

Only problem is that's how you get Godzillas.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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spog posted:

Counterpoint : Las Vegas

No-one is mining in las vegas. Just make sure there's no groundwater they'll want to get at .

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Outrail posted:

I've talked with geologist friends about doing that. Mix it up with concrete and pour it into shipping containers then dump it in the Marianas Trench subduction zone..

It'll sink through a 30-300m of mud and then just sit there. A few hundred years from now it'll be sucked into the earths crust, 1000's of years later when comes back up in the form of magma it'll be heavily diluted and non-radioactive coz half life.

Only problem is that's how you get Godzillas.

They can hide from Godzillas. Can't do that with radiation.

Plus, making Godzillas would be cool. The future us would be like, "Wha? They must have had godlike power to create such things!"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

flosofl posted:

They can hide from Godzillas. Can't do that with radiation.

Plus, making Godzillas would be cool. The future us would be like, "Wha? They must have had godlike power to create such things!"

You mean like our long forgotten ancestors who created the dinosaurs in the Age of Myth?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Chichevache posted:

You mean like our long forgotten ancestors who created the dinosaurs in the Age of Myth?

EXACTLY.

Masters of biochemistry those ancients were. It's just a shame they built their entire civilization to be biodegradable so we can't find any trace they ever existed. Except for the dinosaurs, of course. And the Flinstone-Rubble fragments. Think of how advanced we'd be today.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Put the usual biohazard type signs out there warning of danger - then put animal and human bones past the signs all over. Bonus points for adding more and more bones the closer to the waste you get, with signs at regular intervals indicating exactly how much radiation your body is being exposed to (even if it's not true). If anyone doesn't take THAT kind of hint to stay away, they deserve whatever happens.

This sounds exactly like the sort of place Fallout's best loot would be found.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

grumplestiltzkin posted:

What language from 10,000 years ago do you speak/read? With that in mind, try to figure out what language you'd use to write a warning for someone 10,000 years from now. Hell, the languages we have today can't even agree on whether you should read from right to left or left to right. Written language is practically useless for the timescales that are required for nuclear waste to decay.

The language of ART :swoon:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Yeah, see it dosen't matter what it looks like. If it looks interesting people will want to check it out.

Humans go cave diving, spelunking, BASE jumping, volcano exploring, into space, deep see diving, bow hunting for Bears and Moose.....

Basicaly there's nothing you can do to make something look so dangerous that someone won;t think 'Yeah, challenge accepted ancient dudes'.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

me, 10k years from now: "that's badass"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
Yeah, all of this is why the eventual best solution was decided to be "bury it underground in an unmarked location, somewhere that no one would have any possible reason to dig", like, say, a mine shaft in the middle of the Nevada desert.

Also, unlike launching it into space or sinking it into the Earth's core, this leaves open the possibility of pulling it back out should future technology allow us to process it into fuel again. Uranium refining is incredibly expensive, and the very fact that the spent fuel emits radiation indicates how much energy there still is in the "waste." It's good if it can be safely locked away but not necessarily made totally irretrievable.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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What are they keeping in there?

Apocadall
Mar 25, 2010

Aren't you the guitarist for the feed dogs?

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah, all of this is why the eventual best solution was decided to be "bury it underground in an unmarked location, somewhere that no one would have any possible reason to dig", like, say, a mine shaft in the middle of the Nevada desert.

Also, unlike launching it into space or sinking it into the Earth's core, this leaves open the possibility of pulling it back out should future technology allow us to process it into fuel again. Uranium refining is incredibly expensive, and the very fact that the spent fuel emits radiation indicates how much energy there still is in the "waste." It's good if it can be safely locked away but not necessarily made totally irretrievable.

Yup, any sort of signs or art used to show danger will only grow interest with it or turn it into a religious zone in the future if people die of a strange sickness after traversing it.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Subjunctive posted:

You're assuming that they speak English or whatever. This sort of waste can be dangerous for 10,000 years.

The good news is that the longer something is radioactive, the less radioactive it is. Radioactive waste that is still radioactive 10000 years from now isn't horribly dangerous compared to something that decays to background levels in a few months.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

bitcoin bastard posted:

The good news is that the longer something is radioactive, the less radioactive it is. Radioactive waste that is still radioactive 10000 years from now isn't horribly dangerous compared to something that decays to background levels in a few months.

When you think about it, that natural uranium was going to be radioactive for millions of years, so we did everyone a favour by digging it up, transmuting it to shorter‐lived atoms, and putting it back.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Solice Kirsk posted:

Why not just launch our nuclear waste into the sun?
The earth (and our nuclear waste) is hurtling around the sun at around 30km per SECOND (around 18.5 miles/sec). To drop into the sun, you would have to cancel out that speed. That is, get up to 30km/s in the other direction. We have no rocket powerful enough to do that.

By comparison, to get to the Moon you have to go around 6.5km/s and to get to Mars you need to go around 10.2km/s.

All of which is ignoring that you need to go around 10km/s just to get into orbit around Earth. So to drop into the sun, you need a rocket big enough to go 40km/s. That's 89,477 miles/hour.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
What about just throwing it 'away' in general? Just kind of nudge it off in a direction and let the vast empty distances in space do their thing.

edit: This is in response to space trash not charades dicks...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Takes No Damage posted:

What about just throwing it 'away' in general? Just kind of nudge it off in a direction and let the vast empty distances in space do their thing.

It won’t just float away. It will continue to orbit the Sun in nearly the same orbit as the Earth. While we have rockets that can do that, it takes shitloads of energy per tonne of waste (with something like a 1% chance of failing horribly and spreading radioactive mist all over the Northern Hemisphere).

If you invent a rocket engine that makes this method of waste disposal feasible, you have also invented an engine that makes all other sources of power obsolete.

e: Falcon Heavy is supposed to be able to give a slight nudge to 13,600 kg of payload. This rocket so far exists only on the drawing board, but if it does exist will be the most powerful rocket we’ve got. SpaceX is targeting $100 million per launch.

The typical nuclear plant produces that much high‐level waste in eight months.

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C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Instead of throwing spent nuclear fuel away, we should just reprocess it into more nuclear fuel.

Oh wait, we can't, because Jimmy Carter banned fuel reprocessing in the US.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Takes No Damage posted:

What about just throwing it 'away' in general? Just kind of nudge it off in a direction and let the vast empty distances in space do their thing.

edit: This is in response to space trash not charades dicks...

First of all, getting anything into space is insanely expensive.

Even if you got it up there, your proposal isn't how orbital mechanics works. You can't just "nudge" something into the vast empty distances of space. If something is in orbit of the Earth and you push it away, it'll still be orbit of the Earth. Just a slightly different one. If you "nudge" it hard enough that the Earth is no longer the main gravitational influence, it'll still be really close to the Earth's orbit of the Sun.

Plus we don't need a bunch of garbage in space anyway. Combating debris in space is already enough of a challenge.

and can you imagine what would happen if a rocket full of nuclear waste exploded while trying to achieve orbit?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

C.M. Kruger posted:

Instead of throwing spent nuclear fuel away, we should just reprocess it into more nuclear fuel.

Oh wait, we can't, because Jimmy Carter banned fuel reprocessing in the US.

The ban was lifted in 1981 by Reagan




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGgXcyhdUVo

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Met posted:

Even if you got it up there, your proposal isn't how orbital mechanics works. You can't just "nudge" something into the vast empty distances of space. If something is in orbit of the Earth and you push it away, it'll still be orbit of the Earth. Just a slightly different one. If you "nudge" it hard enough that the Earth is no longer the main gravitational influence, it'll still be really close to the Earth's orbit of the Sun.
You can totally get stuff well away from the Earth, look at the Voyagers. We can shoot stuff away from Earth and manage to get it to buzz Pluto, we can certainly hit "nothing" a lot easier. But still, it's unfeasible expensive, and requires hanging around above Earth an uncomfortable amount of time for the gravitational slingshot.

Also it'll come back in a few hundred years as a giant space cloud looking for its creator, only this time it'll be radioactive too.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Cythereal posted:

This is unironically something that some scientists are seriously considering: for things like nuclear waste disposal sites, how do you design a warning that future generations and civilizations will take seriously and not as a "There has to be really great stuff inside if they wanted us to stay out!"

The problem with this (and this always comes up) is that these discussions bypass the engineers and scientists who say "bury it deep, seal it good, don't put up any special market, and anybody who can get in while it's still dangerous will know what they're doing" for people who want to shame modern society for having the audacity to tamper with elements. The people who know what they're doing have a simple, dull answer; the fearmongers get attention.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Random Stranger posted:

The problem with this (and this always comes up) is that these discussions bypass the engineers and scientists who say "bury it deep, seal it good, don't put up any special market, and anybody who can get in while it's still dangerous will know what they're doing" for people who want to shame modern society for having the audacity to tamper with elements. The people who know what they're doing have a simple, dull answer; the fearmongers get attention.

This is like dealing with a snake.

'Holy poo poo a snake!'
'Just leave it alone.'
'But what if it bites us!?'
'Just leave it alone.'
We should kill it!'
'Just. Leave. It. Alone.'
'I tried to kill it and it bit me!'
'...holy poo poo I'm so surprised that happened.'

This is the cause of a stupid amount of snake bites in Australia and I assume everywhere else. There's some bonus schandunfoot.

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