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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Tyson Tomko posted:

Preach it man, well said! That burger having onion rings on it is about as fancy as I'd care to go myself. That bacon looks so expertly done I can practically smell it.

This one is also pretty drat good looking



gimme all dis

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Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

What the gently caress is a popcorn shoot and why does it belong on a burg?

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Avernus posted:

What the gently caress is a popcorn shoot and why does it belong on a burg?
i literally googled it on my phone before i ordered it cause i had to make sure it wasn't something insane that would ruin my meal

they're like a thick, crunchy "root" thing i don't know how else to describe it and they taste like the ground, they were using it as a replacement for lettuce (i regret not just asking if i can get some lettuce like i'm a loving human being and you're giving me a cheeseburger)

i moved that poo poo off my burger

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

That sounds like they just went "We're out of lettuce but I dug this poo poo up outta the dirt by the dumpster out back just call it something cool."

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Avernus posted:

That sounds like they just went "We're out of lettuce but I dug this poo poo up outta the dirt by the dumpster out back just call it something cool."

Lol'd

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Avernus posted:

That sounds like they just went "We're out of lettuce but I dug this poo poo up outta the dirt by the dumpster out back just call it something cool."

You just discovered one of the best kept secrets of dining establishments which sit at the intersection of hipster and foodie

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

thathonkey posted:

You just discovered one of the best kept secrets of dining establishments which sit at the intersection of hipster and foodie

I've seen poo poo like that before but drat it never fails to amaze me what people will pay to eat complete trash like loving bitter rear end roots on a burg.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Ive said it before and ill say it again gimmick burgers/topping are a travesty and should not be tolerated even in our tolerant thread

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
burg thread im going to london next week for business and i will be packing an artery and documenting it here in this very burg thread. wish me luck

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E
This dude has a good burger philosophy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

RideTheSpiral posted:

burg thread im going to london next week for business and i will be packing an artery and documenting it here in this very burg thread. wish me luck

Nice!!!

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

RideTheSpiral posted:

burg thread im going to london next week for business and i will be packing an artery and documenting it here in this very burg thread. wish me luck

Eat the gently caress out of some posh burgers.

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

RideTheSpiral posted:

burg thread im going to london next week for business and i will be packing an artery and documenting it here in this very burg thread. wish me luck

I can recommend the following:

Dirty Burger
Patty & Bun
MeatLiquor/MeatMarket/MeatMission
Tommi's
Bleecker Street Burger
Honest Burgers

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Norns posted:

Eat the gently caress out of some posh spice.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
Did GIS for "Patty & Bun London" and this picture came up first. Sure it's no work of art but I'd proudly get messy as gently caress eating it

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I just convince myself it's brain food when it's that greasy.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I dunno bout that soggy burgs are the worst...

I do have to commend this thread though cause i would have assumed UK sucks at burgs just like they do at every other food but ive seen some p good lookin burgs posted here

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

I can recommend the following:

Dirty Burger
Patty & Bun
MeatLiquor/MeatMarket/MeatMission
Tommi's
Bleecker Street Burger
Honest Burgers

ive only been to meat liquor out of these and it was incredible but very busy and hard to get a table

cams
Mar 28, 2003


ElGroucho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E
This dude has a good burger philosophy

yeah i agree with everything this guy said

i find him annoying as a person but i'd let him cook me a burger any day

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

cams posted:

yeah i agree with everything this guy said

i find him annoying as a person but i'd let him cook me a burger any day

Chefs at that dudes level are allowed to be loud annoying fuckers.

Also, all the Vice food stuff is super rad. Helps that I love personalities like Action Bronson. 'gently caress Thats Delicious' is such an amazing name for a show.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
had a bacon double cheeseburger from bk for breakfast

$1.99 well spent

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Just killed a double double animal style. It was amazing.



And it can bring world peace.

Proust Malone fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Mar 13, 2015

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

cams
Mar 28, 2003


no countries with in n out have ever gone to war with each other

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
gotta make your own burgers motherfuckers



The Bourbon Bacon Jam Burger™

Toasted bun, crisp lettuce, homemade Bourbon Bacon Jam, Havarti and Gouda cheese all on top of a flame-broiled, seasoned, short rib burger patty. No condiments needed.

fancy burg boner

Rick Sanchez fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Mar 13, 2015

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Paul Allen posted:

gotta make your own burgers motherfuckers



The Bourbon Bacon Jam Burger™

Toasted bun, crisp lettuce, homemade Bourbon Bacon Jam, Havarti and Gouda cheese all on top of a flame-broiled, seasoned, short rib burger patty. No condiments needed.

fancy burg boner

Looks great and mega tastey, but wouldn't your bourbon bacon jam be a condiment?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Paul Allen posted:

gotta make your own burgers motherfuckers



The Bourbon Bacon Jam Burger™

Toasted bun, crisp lettuce, homemade Bourbon Bacon Jam, Havarti and Gouda cheese all on top of a flame-broiled, seasoned, short rib burger patty. No condiments needed.

fancy burg boner

Those look really good. Probs would have put a bit of mayo on it myself tho

E: has anybody put cream cheese on a burger? i havent but im curious

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Gonna burg tonight. Big fat juicy patty or two thin crispy patties?

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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Smugworth posted:

Gonna burg tonight. Big fat juicy patty or two thin crispy patties?

2 smaller usually yields better results imho

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Fetus Tree posted:

2 smaller usually yields better results imho

Or 2 medium sized burgers each with their own buns and such so you could save one for later I have never saved one for later, always end up eating second one

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!

Tyson Tomko posted:

Looks great and mega tastey, but wouldn't your bourbon bacon jam be a condiment?

I suppose. By condiments I was referring to ketchup, mustard, mayo, etc. Bacon jam is spreadable but it has much more texture than the usual condiments.

Making them again this weekend. Any ideas to improve them?


Fetus Tree posted:

Those look really good. Probs would have put a bit of mayo on it myself tho

Love mayo on a burger, but this doesn't need it

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Paul Allen posted:

I suppose. By condiments I was referring to ketchup, mustard, mayo, etc. Bacon jam is spreadable but it has much more texture than the usual condiments.

Yeah I was just being a douche and calling out the no condiments thing. Between then and now I've already googled bacon bourbon jam and am really interested. I bet I could dip fries in that poo poo.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I like bacon jam and tomato jam.

her0n
Sep 13, 2006

hey look the world is covered in snail slime
Just demolished some home burgers and now i'm going to spin a coccoon oh god

sorry no photos, I ate them too fast and didn't want to get grease on my phone :saddowns:

Here is a tiny picture of the burgs I used



~~Waitrose Hand Pressed Highland Beef Burgers~~

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Ive never had tomato jam, sounds interesting. Never had bacon jam either, for that matter.

I do have an unopened jar of baconaise that somebody got me as (i assume) a joke gift.

Waitin for grill season to try it out

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

bacon salt rules

need to get me some more

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


her0n posted:

Just demolished some home burgers and now i'm going to spin a coccoon oh god

sorry no photos, I ate them too fast and didn't want to get grease on my phone :saddowns:

Here is a tiny picture of the burgs I used



~~Waitrose Hand Pressed Highland Beef Burgers~~

lol how much was that

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Decrepus posted:

lol how much was that

Its the UK. He's just lucky if it isn't horse meat.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Fetus Tree posted:

Its the UK. He's lucky if it's just horse meat.

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Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

her0n posted:

Just demolished some home burgers and now i'm going to spin a coccoon oh god

sorry no photos, I ate them too fast and didn't want to get grease on my phone :saddowns:

Here is a tiny picture of the burgs I used



~~Waitrose Hand Pressed Highland Beef Burgers~~

As far as store bought burgs go, these own.

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