SUPER BOWL 50 N/V: The End is Near

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Who do you want to win the Super Bowl This poll is closed.
Manning	128	17.85%
Newton	384	53.56%
Meteor	83	11.58%
snort ahem, I won't be partaking in your SUPERB OWL, i will be watchin league and esports instead snort	122	17.02%
Total:	572 votes

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

God I can't wait to get super wasted and eat a ton of terrible food tomorrow.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:12

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:29

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Im dtunk already so i can slèep for the game tomorrow. Gonna be nervous as a cute 6 yr old on uis 1st day as an alter boy

# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:30

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

I'm going to be at my brother's house for the game so I won't be able to post a bunch of the dog gifs that you all love so much.

ITS SB SUNDAY! :getin:

https://i.imgur.com/iLmnQj7.gifv

# ? Feb 7, 2016 09:45

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

wandler20 posted:

I don't think Dungy deserves it. Built an all time great D in Tampa couldn't make it to the Super Bowl and only managed one Super Bowl with Peyton Manning.

Kalli posted:

I mean that D did drag Peyton to the only title he's gotten.

Really? I guess that 24-0 lead the Patriots had didn't happen? That was the real SB that year.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 10:34

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

2006 was like, the only year that Bob Sanders was fully healthy all season. And the Colts won the Superbowl. Ergo

# ? Feb 7, 2016 10:41

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

warcrimes posted:

Really? I guess that 24-0 lead the Patriots had didn't happen? That was the real SB that year.

The defense and Vinatieri won them the first two games before that one. Peyton stepped up in the championship and Super Bowl. The defense didn't drag him to it, but that was about the one year where Peyton could have bad games and the Colts wouldn't immediately lose because of it.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 11:17

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ross Angeles posted:

2006 was like, the only year that Bob Sanders was fully healthy all season. And the Colts won the Superbowl. Ergo

He missed almost the whole season, actually. But he was healthy for the playoffs, as my Ravens found out when the Colts defense was all of a sudden good.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:34

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

It's loving gameday bitches, let's go the motherfucking Broncos. Up super early to smoke a brisket, loving poo poo it's Super Bowl Sunday boys :getin:

gently caress a cat (don't literally do this)

# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:40

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

I'm awake to run in a Super Bowl 6K held by the stadium. That's cool and all, but being up so early is going to make the wait for this game feel interminable.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:43

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

I just woke up. It's freezing rain and gusting 45 mph.

Also can't buy beer in this state till 12...

:suicide:

# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:46

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It's Super Bowl Sunday, it's 1pm here, and I'm still not drunk.

I have failed you, TFF.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 13:56

MG2: Jan 30, 2016; by LadyAmbien

The panthers are guna wina I think

# ? Feb 7, 2016 14:40

The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Oh my God, Super Bowl why am I awake so early.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 14:52

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

I made a poo poo load of ribs last night, my body is ready.

( Go the panthers bitch. )

# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:01

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

So excited to watch another team get their first Lombardi!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:10

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/696162755326320640

I'm dying

the greatest goober

# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:32

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Chinatown posted:

God I can't wait to get super wasted and eat a ton of terrible food tomorrow.

Also it's the Super Bowl!

Stayed over my in-laws last night and our daughter hates the crib here, so none of us got any sleep. Going to be be fun having a 2-hour drive home after the game.

I travel home to watch with my dad every year. This Christmas he actually said "Y'know, this could be my last Christmas." He's ended up in the emergency room on Christmas Eve 3 of the last 6 years and the same thought has occurred to me re: the Super Bowl, so it's dad and pizza from our favorite place as long as that's an option. :unsmith:

# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:39

Katana Gomai: Jan 14, 2007; "Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

It's 4pm here and I'm officially starting my pregame booze+junk food binge. Go Panthers.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:00

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:16

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

warcrimes posted:

Really? I guess that 24-0 lead the Patriots had didn't happen? That was the real SB that year.

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step off, bro

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:18

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFRp6Gackzs

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:18

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Denver's gonna win.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:21

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

please enlighten all of us and tell for who you will be rooting and why, Kawa

thanks

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:22

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

The bacon wrapped, brown sugar covered lil' smokies are in the crock pot, and I'm ready to loving do this.

Lets go boys

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:24

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Xcom super bowl

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:26

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

ZenVulgarity posted:

Xcom super bowl

Peyton's pass accuracy going to look like X-Com.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:27

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Peyton's pass accuracy going to look like X-Com.

I propose every blatantly bad pass get a :xcom:

emote today

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:29

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mystic Stylez posted:

please enlighten all of us and tell for who you will be rooting and why, Kawa

thanks

I'm fine with either winning. I don't have a real negative here. Normally I'd root against Manning in a game against a fresher guy like Newton but I really hate the whole narrative that Manning "Can't win in the playoffs" or whatever that even persisted after he was Superbowl MVP. So I'd like to see him win just to spite those people. And I think they will win, though precisely because Newton isn't playing Manning he's playing the Broncos defense. And the Broncos defense is nasty and the Panthers' horrid receiving corps will be a factor. Carolina will have major, major problems moving the ball today and I do not think they will overcome it. It will be considered a very boring game. Low-scoring. 17-10 I'm seeing it, with Denver winning maybe with a Talib pick 6 being the difference assuming he's not hurt or something and I don't know.

If Carolina wins I will also be happy because I like Cam Newton.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:39

TyroneGoldstein: Mar 30, 2005

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What is with the Lions? I mean, statistically they shouldn't be lower than a lovely team that was made in the fuckin Bush era. I don't really know much about them other than 'lol The Lions'

Their ownership is basically poo poo. Always has been and always will be.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:41

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Kawalimus posted:

Denver's gonna win.

I've been nervous about Carolina losing all day. Now that Kawalimus has picked Denver, I'm nervous no more. Hell yes, Carolina Super Bowl champs

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:44

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/696358103961505792

marshawn done

also my friends please hope that the score of this game at the end of each quarter has ends in 0 and 0 whether it be 0-0 or 10-0 etc because then i will make $250 per quarter

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:44

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

Panthers 42 broncos 17

Cam all day

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:48

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

three posted:

Seahawks entire bandwagon success will be surpassed by the Panthers as of 7pm tomorrow.

Past couple years:
2x Coach of the Year
MVP
DPotY
Super Bowl

Not sure I agree. Back to back Super Bowls is really big deal.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:49

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

three posted:

Seahawks entire bandwagon success will be surpassed by the Panthers as of 7pm tomorrow.

Past couple years:
2x Coach of the Year
MVP
DPotY
Super Bowl

gotta emptyquote this if Carolina loses though

# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:56

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Coldplay has that u2-sound mom rock instrumental thing going. Plus now they add edm elements so it's pure hook.

It'll probably be a well received performance. We need another Black Eyed Pea because I remember that halftime just being crazy for one reason or another. And that's what I want to see

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:19

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Beyonce's new single owns, so that'll be good.

gently caress Coldplay though.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:21

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Coldplay has that u2-sound mom rock instrumental thing going. Plus now they add edm elements so it's pure hook.

It'll probably be a well received performance. We need another Black Eyed Pea because I remember that halftime just being crazy for one reason or another. And that's what I want to see

Weird, I remember it being terrible, different strokes for different folks I guess. I liked last year's well enough, but Coldplay smacks more of the Bruno Mars "we're trying to appeal to the soccer mom demographic" approach.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:25

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Thaddius the Large posted:

Weird, I remember it being terrible, different strokes for different folks I guess. I liked last year's well enough, but Coldplay smacks more of the Bruno Mars "we're trying to appeal to the soccer mom demographic" approach.

Well, what a great coincidence, because Bruno Mars is going to be at the Half Time show too.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:27

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm fine with the half-time performance because I'll be driving in the middle of it and thus don't have to watch or listen to it.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:37

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 23:29

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

they should just cancel the half time show tbh

# ? Feb 7, 2016 17:45

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