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Dwight takes a bite of his sandwich, only to find it infested with ants. He looks around, assuming Jim will be smiling smugly nearby. But he's nowhere to be seen. Dwight smashes one of the ants and notices it left behind a red stain, not what he was expecting. He feels one of the ants crawling up his arm and quickly grabs it, realizing it's a tiny, nude Jim. The tiny Jim starts squealing and Dwight crushes it between his fingers. Dozens of the tiny Jims escape into the floorboards and return to their pulsating Queen Jim, who mugs for the camera as she begins to ooze thousands more eggs.
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JK Rowling tweets that Dwight is gay. Dwight is sure Jim hacked Rowling’s account somehow but can’t prove it. Jim reveals on confession cam that he *is* J.K. Rowling. “‘JK’ get it? ‘Just Kidding!’ It was a prank all along!” Jim goes on to reveal he wrote the Harry Potter series so that Dwight would become a fan and make a fool of himself. The scene cuts to footage of Dwight at his desk in Harry Potter cosplay with Jim explaining in VO that it was “totally worth it” to see Dwight look like such a dweeb. Jim leans into the camera as the interviewer asks him a question from offscreen. “Oh yeah, that...” he replies. Jim looks sheepish for a moment, then explains that all that TERF stuff was actually Pam.
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poisonpill posted:Ea-Jim travelled to New York to buy paper and returned to sell it in Scranton. On one particular occasion, he had agreed to sell paper to Dwight. Dwight sent his servant with the money to complete the transaction. The paper was sub-standard and not accepted. In response, Dwight wrote a letter for delivery to Ea-Jim. Inscribed on it is a complaint to Ea-Jim about a paper delivery of the incorrect grade, and issues with another delivery; Dwight also complained that his servant (who handled the transaction) had been treated rudely. He stated that, at the time of writing, he had not accepted the paper, but had paid the money for it. I love this 
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Jun 17, 2021 02:34
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Jim uses his connections with the Scranton PD to harass Dwight for weeks with unjust traffic stops, parking tickets, and even setting up a DUI checkpoint on the driveway to Schrute Farms. Dwight enjoys his tobacco pipe one evening on his front porch and a police officer pulls a gun on him, demanding he drop the "Marijuana paraphernalia". Dwight complies but the incident is caught on film by an anonymous source, who edits the footage to portray Dwight as being visibly intoxicated and belligerent. This unnamed source then uses the footage in a pro-cop propaganda blitz, forcing Scranton lawmakers to defund much-needed infrastructure funds towards further militarization of the Scranton PD (which consists of 7 people). Later, Dwight curses his luck as a pothole causes him to have a flat tire. He's already going to be late for work since he has to detour around the collapsing bridge over Scranton River, this is going to make him even later. Meanwhile, a smug Jim rides on a police tank while a cloud of drones fire off red, white, and blue fireworks in celebration.
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i don't remember that episode
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Jun 17, 2021 12:06
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i don't remember that episode Season 9, Episode 7: "Jim P.D."
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Jim kills Pam and incriminates Dwight and both go to prison. Jim shanks Dwight.
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Jun 17, 2021 17:52
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On Friday, Jim invites Dwight to go to the county fair with him. Dwight feigns indecision and never gives him an answer. The weekend passes, and Jim misses the fair. On Monday, he comes into the office and loudly says, “Oh man, Dwight, it’s a good thing you didn’t go to the fair on Saturday! Oh man, I had a great prank all set up and ready!” But secretly his heart is breaking inside.
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Jim releases 300 greased pigs into the office and numbers them 1-299 and numbers the last one 301. Dwight is trampled to death. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Jun 17, 2021 21:39
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Jim convinces Dwight to help solve a local True Crime case that went cold, only for Jim to cover his tracks and paint Dwight as the real killer by strategically "uncovering" Dwight's evidence lockers and boards. The police mug at the camera.
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Applewhite posted:Jim releases 300 greased pigs into the office and numbers them 1-299 and numbers the last one 301. 300 greased pigs take turns making tender, yet passionate, love to Meredith Jim and Pam grease themselves up and write 304 and 307 on themselves and then just rumpus around, really just snorting it up all over the the office furniture making really unconvincing pig noises, nude and rowdy “You don’t know how many there are!” yells Jim “ The pigs that is!!” yells Pam “That’s why it’s funny!!” they yell together “It does look like fun!” yells Michael and soon the entire office is nude and greased up in a roomful of pigs just humping each other and the furniture, rummaging in the trash and pissing and making GBS threads everywhere “It’s because we’re pigs!!” they all yell Dwight and Angela stand shocked in the center of the room, aghast, horrified, as the camera holds in a wide still shot for comedic purposes “We’re not really pigs but we’re acting like we are!!” they all yell with slippery abandon “Suddenly I want to be a pig too!” yells Angela, tearing at her business casual cloths “Pigs don’t wear clothes and they gently caress everything!!” she yells with zealous abandon, wading into the fray, mounting and being mounted in turn, wet squelching noises and the sound of crumpled paper and creaking office furniture and squeals ana grunts “Pigs!!” they all yell out in unison “Something something I’m a farmer!” Dwight says in a dwight voice 300 pigs make jim faces at the camera “This joke isn’t really going anywhere!!” every character says in unison as the scene just kind of gradually ends and they begin to stand awkwardly and resume office worker behavior and, it’s, there are pigs and, did I mention the part where they have sex? Yeah sex heh, with, with the,
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They all gradually transform into pigs and Dwight feels his own mind starting to fade, the memory of what he once was receding as animalistic desire takes over. Dwight transforms fully into a pig, but there is enough human left of him that he sheds tears for his forgotten life.
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Jun 18, 2021 23:40
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. Jig mums the camera.
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Jun 19, 2021 00:17
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Jim slowly unwraps Dwight's head bandages to reveal the pigman underneath
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Jun 19, 2021 00:19
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But that would mean taht the operation is a success, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_the_Beholder_(The_Twilight_Zone,_1959)
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poisonpill posted:But that would mean taht the operation is a success, right? They’re not in the Twilight Zone so Jim just turned Dwight into a pigman in the non-pigman world.
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Jim has the power to end the world with a thought, kill on a moment’s glance, and alter reality with his mind. The entire office must placate him and bend to his capricious whims. Dwight is his particular target.
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Jun 19, 2021 01:54
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Jim sends everyone but Dwight to the beetfield
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Jun 19, 2021 05:13
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Jim sends Dwight a letter assuring him he will only spend his time conquering Gaul and that his legions will never enter Italy. Dwight, relieved, retires to his villa in Abruzzo. Jim mugs the camera, and crosses the Rubicon.
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Jun 19, 2021 15:04
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Jim had noticed subtle changes in Dwight’s behaviours since the ring had come into his possession.
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Jun 19, 2021 15:30
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King Schrute III's military advisor, James of Halpert, convinces him that the attack on Bosworth Field will be an easy victory against the forces of Henry Tudor. Jim mugs for the painter as King Schrute heads out to battle
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Jun 19, 2021 16:15
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Jim works quietly for the entire month, beating Dwight's targets, and so gets a higher performance bonus of $12. Jim mugs to camera.
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Jun 19, 2021 16:17
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Jim and Dwight cannot agree on which of them will become the next regional manager. In order to settle the dispute, they turn to augury. Dwight sees six birds and declares himself the winner. Then, suspiciously, Jim declares that he actually saw twelve, and should be the winner because he saw more than Dwight. Dwight argues that he saw the birds first, and should this be declared the winner. Jim taunts him, and draws a line across the office. The moment Dwight leaps across the line, Jim slays Dwight and declares himself the victor.
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Jun 19, 2021 16:37
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Jim keeps acting like he's going to suck Dwight's dick. Not even really to somehow call him gay or have any real punchline, just every so often he leans over from his chair like he's going to go down on Dwight and mugs to the office while going 'huh? Get it?' and laughing. Dwight is mildly annoyed but pretty much focuses on work as the day remains awkward for everyone but Jim. On his way out Jim says 'blow you later, balloon boy' and mugs to the camera.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:24
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Dwight, ever the escalator, one day says to Jim "well I'm gonna gently caress you in the rear end" and the entire Office acts appalled. Michael is forced to run a three week seminar on sexual harassment. Jim mugs at the camera.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:36
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Jim declares Dwight a national holiday.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:43
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Dwight and Angela decide to resurrect Dwight's old Bed and Breakfast idea, turning the farm into a "B, B & B" (Bed, Beets, and Breakfast). While cleaning out the basement, they discover an old chest that Dwight doesn't remember owning. It's covered with a thick layer of dust, so Dwight assumes it was left down here for ages by one of his relatives. They open the chest and find nothing, but decide to place the chest in one of the rooms as it's a beautiful piece of furniture. As they carry the heavy chest up the stairs Angela asks if Dwight smelled something bad when they opened the chest. He did, and agrees the air it out and clean it before placing it in the room. That night, Dwight awakens in the middle of night to the faint sound of muffled speech coming from the house. Fearing a prank from Jim, Dwight cautiously heads towards the sound and finds it coming from the chest. He opens it with the handle of a broom, expecting snakes to come crawling out or a bunch of bees or possibly a robotic fist designed to punch his balls. Instead, there is nothing but that strange odor, which Dwight now recognizes as the smell of rot. Like food that's spoiled in the back of the refrigerator or a piece of roadkill that's been sitting for days. And for a moment (just a moment) Dwight thinks he sees a flash of red inside the chest. He quickly realizes there's nothing there, though, and goes back to bed. The next day, Dwight is painting the bathroom when he again hears muffled speech coming from the room where he and Angela placed the chest. He rushes to grab Angela, but she says she doesn't hear anything. Dwight then takes her to the chest and opens it. They're both hit with the odor for a moment, but Dwight doesn't see anything this time. Over the next 3 months the B,B & B is completed and the first guests book a room. It's Jim and Pam. They tour the house and decide on a room - the one with the chest. Angela hurries them downstairs to get them booked and whispers to Dwight to make sure the chest (which Dwight has aired out for days at a time and sprayed perfume in) doesn't have an odor. Dwight opens the chest and is hit with the smell of rot, but only for a split second. He also sees the flash of something red and wet inside, but again, only for a split second. He leaves the chest open and smells only perfume now, then decides to leave it open for Jim and Pam. The next 2 days pass without incident and both Jim and Pam seem to enjoy their stay. On their final night, however, Dwight and Angela hear them both loudly arguing in their room. Dwight overhears angry accusations flying back and forth such as "You can only get it up when you're pranking Dwight" and "You failed art school" and "You changed reality so my mom turned into another person" but they eventually stop and Dwight is able to drift away to peaceful sleep. Pam checks out in the morning and explains that Jim already left earlier, as he had to pick up the kids at his parents' house. Dwight and Angela bid Pam adieu, then head upstairs to clean the room. It appears to be almost perfectly clean, except for the messy sheets and a small ring of grime in the tub. "Easy peezy" thinks Dwight, naïvely. He and Angela finish cleaning the room qucikly, but then Angela notices the smell. She tells Dwight that it must be the drat chest, and that maybe they should just toss the thing out. Dwight agrees and opens it up to air it out, but is horrified at what he finds. Jim's nude, butchered body is laying in the chest, covered in his slowly congealing blood. They are both hit with the same familiar smell of rot, but now they finally have a source for it. Angela vomits and as Dwight looks closer, Jim's severed head mugs for the camera.
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Dwight bumps an eraser with his elbow. Jim mugs the camera. It's just a normal day. Everything's alright. Dwight grips his keyboard, breathes deeply, and starts typing up another invoice. No escape. No fighting it. There's simply nothing he can do. He can't even stop the eraser from bouncing away. Just trying to press to the 'shift' key, Dwight accidentally upends a cup full of stationary. His pens and pencils scatter everywhere. He instinctively bends down to gather the objects, and his head strikes a clipboard. A whole stack of paper is catapulted into the air. He jostles the desk, and the monitor goes blank. The computer's been unplugged. Sales reports flutter around him. "What the hell is going on?! Michael!!!" At this point, Dwight's getting frantic. His prized bobblehead falls in a wastebasket. He can't grab ahold of the pens and pencils, for some reason. He tries to stop his mug from tipping over, but nothing happens. Hot coffee spills all over the desk. Dwight looks down at his hands, utterly perplexed. "How's the gum, Dwight? Pretty spicy, huh?" Jim puts on a doofy grin, while Pam stifles a laugh in the background. Has he been drugged? Something isn't right. Everything is just slightly out of sync with his movements. It seems like the objects on his desk are shifting in unusual ways. But has this actually happened before? No, Dwight figures, it's probably just 'deja vu'. The mint flavor's very strong, but nothing else seems unusual. "Whoo, that's spicy!" Dwight starts coughing slightly. Jim glances nervously at Pam, as if unsure of what might happen. ...but Dwight still unwraps a piece, and pops it right in his mouth, like a dumbass. It's spearmint. Jim hands Dwight a stick of "TIME GUM".
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Jim hands Dwight a stick of "TIME GUM". It's spearmint. ...but Dwight still unwraps a piece, and pops it right in his mouth, like a dumbass. Jim glances nervously at Pam, as if unsure of what might happen. Dwight starts coughing slightly. "Whoo, that's spicy!" The mint flavor's very strong, but nothing else seems unusual. No, Dwight figures, it's probably just 'deja vu'. But has this actually happened before? It seems like the objects on his desk are shifting in unusual ways. Everything's just slightly out of sync with his movements. Something isn't right. Has he been drugged? Jim puts on a doofy grin, while Pam stifles a laugh in the background. "How's the gum, Dwight? Pretty spicy, huh?" Dwight looks down at his hands, utterly perplexed. Hot coffee spills all over the desk. He tries to stop his mug from tipping over, but nothing happens. He can't grab ahold of the pens and pencils, for some reason. His prized bobblehead falls in a wastebasket. At this point, Dwight's getting frantic. "What the hell is going on?! Michael!!!" Sales reports flutter around him. The computer's been unplugged. He jostles the desk, and the monitor goes blank. A whole stack of paper is catapulted into the air. He instinctively bends down to gather the objects, and his head strikes a clipboard. His pens and pencils scatter everywhere. Just trying to press to the 'shift' key, Dwight accidentally upends a cup full of stationary. He can't even stop the eraser from bouncing away. There's simply nothing he can do. No fighting it. No escape. Dwight grips his keyboard, breathes deeply, and starts typing up another invoice. Everything's alright. It's just a normal day. Jim mugs the camera. Dwight bumps an eraser with his elbow.
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Jim becomes a Men's Rights Activist, eventually divorcing Pam and declaring himself "The Ultimate Alpha Male". Eventually, even Todd Packer voices his concern that Jim has crossed a line into dangerous fanaticism, but Jim (who now wears a bedazzled top hat at all times) refuses to see reason and claims that he's trying to save "The Male Race from Extinction". Michael, having long ago grown exhausted with Jim's antics after he insulted Holly, fires Jim for creating a hostile work environment. Untethered from anything approaching "normal' society, Jim retreats further into the world of pickup artists and MRAs, eventually creating a "Men's Rights Camp" designed for incels and bitter divorcees to meet in the woods, pay Jim money, and get further radicalized towards Jim's anti-woman agenda. Unfortunately, the camp is located on the property right next to Schrute Farms, so a frustrated Dwight is forced to deal with people howling like wolves, screaming, and crying at all hours of the night. Finally reaching his breaking point, Dwight marches over to the compound one night and finds a group of Jim's "disciples" furiously jerking each other off while complaining about feminism. Undeterred, Dwight heads to Jim's cabin and kicks down the door, only to find Jim with an extension cord wrapped around his neck hanging from the ceiling fan with an erection. Jim's weight and the shoddy construction causes the fan to be torn out of the ceiling, and chunks of plaster rain down on Jim and Dwight. Jim coughs a few times and claims he was "checking the fan's intensity". When Dwight asks why he was in the nude, a frustrated Jim claims it was "feminazis". As Dwight leaves the compound Jim begs Dwight to loan him a few thousand dollars, as things are "not going so great in Halpert-town". Dwight refuses but still feels some guilt, so he offers Jim a job on the farm picking beets. Jim agrees, saying that he really needs the money and he'll do anything. The next day Jim shows up to the farm and picks one beet, then very theatrically starts yawning and saying how boring the farm is. He asks Dwight where all the "hot pieces of rear end" are, then claims he "needs to bust a load on some girl's back, it's been almost 6 hours". When Dwight reminds him of what happened last night, Jim says that Dwight's a "beta male cuck" and that none of that happened except in Dwight's fantasies. Dwight fires Jim on the spot and kicks him off the farm. That night, Dwight feels a tiny pang of guilt as Jim laughs maniacally in his collapsing cabin. All according to his plan, he says, trying to convince himself that's the case as he ties a belt around his neck and tries to hang from the top of the closet door. All according to plan. Jim mugs for the camera as Dwight dismisses the guilt and plays a game with his wife, Angela.
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Jim buys Dwight a forums account and sends him a link to GBS and instructions on how to login, with just a quick note saying "Thought you'd like this." Dwight in fact does NOT like this.
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Jun 21, 2021 17:30
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Xzibit give Jim a mug with Jim's mug face so when he pulls a prank he can mug with his mug while mugging.
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Dwight slices his laser blade through another Disciple of Jim and sighs. The red sun is slowly starting to dip below the horizon and Dwight can already see the outline of the asteroid field that used to be the moon. Time to set up camp for the night. Rolling out a length of electro-fencing, Dwight surrounds his encampment and turns on the device. Electricity hums through the fence, enough to keep away most of the small creatures that now populate planet Earth. For the bigger ones, Dwight sets up an automatic pulse cannon, which will detect anything larger than a bear (Dwight misses bears most of all) and fire a pulse of concentrated energy at it. For the Disciples of Jim, Dwight has a final measure in place. Carefully mixing ground beet with the last remaining drops of holy water in the world (Dwight doesn't like to think about what will happen when this runs out), he forms a circle around his encampment. He's seen what it'll do to a DoJ, and hopefully word has spread among the cult that it's not worth going after Dwight at night because of this. The broken moon sits in the night sky as the stars (less and less each day, it seems) twinkle in the great expanse. Dwight sees green and purple campfires in the distance and realizes that Jim's followers are getting closer and closer. He'll need to pick up the pace tomorrow if he's to reach the ruins of New York City soon. He thinks about Michael, who so loved New York City. The memory of facing Michael's revenant in the remains of his condo pushes forward and Dwight, thankfully, is able to repress it again. He knows it's not healthy but he can't bear to remember that terrible event. Not yet, anyway. Not until Jim pays for his crimes. The blue sun (the one that screams at Dwight all night in an effort to break him) rises in the sky and begins its usually routine, like a demented comedian in residence at a hotel from Hell. It screams about Dwight's failures, about his lost friends, about the destruction of Schrute Farms. Its blind eyes uselessly pan across the world, knowing they'll never see Dwight but hoping to scare him anyway. In the distant, Dwight can see a few lights from New York City. That night, his sleep is punctuated by nightmares of a screaming Michael begging for Sbarro pizza. The next morning Dwight deactivates the electro-fence and scrapes off the remains of the various insects and arachnids that Jim has created. A 40-legged "spider" with human eyes is still twitching as Dwight tosses it into the forest. As he packs up the campsite, Dwight hears the distinct chanting of another group of Disciples of Jim in the distance. He's distracted by this, unfortunately, as three cultists sneak up on him from behind. Dwight fumbles for his laser blade but it's knocked away, and the largest disciple sits on him, pinning Dwight to the ground. The other two, dressed in the ceremonial purple robes of Jim's cult, crouch over Dwight's face. One of them reaches into his pocket and pulls out an ornate blade. Dwight recognizes a few of the letters, but some of them give him a headache when he looks at them. The cultists begin chanting in unison as they lift the blade towards the sky. Dwight futilely struggles to get free. The cultists brings the blade down in front of Dwight, then removes a gem from the handle, revealing a felt-tip marker. He then draws a comical penis on Dwight's forehead. "Master will be pleased!" he says. "Master will be VERY pleased!" retorts the large cultist sitting on Dwight. Giggling to themselves, they run off towards whatever hole in the ground they've turned into a temple. Dwight rubs his forehead and realizes it's permanent marker, so it's going to be a while until he can get rid of it. poo poo. Looking through his Scrying Glass, Jim laughs at his amazing prank. He then turns towards his "camera" (really just a human skull mounted to the wall) and smiles at it, then waggles his eyebrows and purses his lips. He does this for 3 hours, not yet fully realizing that he's been driven completely insane due to the isolation and magickal energies inside his castle.
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Dwight is frustrated with Jim eating the last donut, so he quickly grabs it before Jim can. He bites into it and finds that Jim has placed baked beans inside the donut.
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jim suggests to a tired and disinterested admin team that dwight might be a decent moderator. they take him up on this at face value and assign the appropriate privileges to dwight's forums account.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jim suggests to a tired and disinterested admin team that dwight might be a decent moderator. they take him up on this at face value and assign the appropriate privileges to dwight's forums account. Dwight mugs to his child porn collection
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Jim passes away in his sleep, leaving behind a legacy of pranks and a letter addressed to Dwight. Dwight reads it and is fundamentally shaken by what he finds. "Dear Dwight, For years now, you've mostly known me as your desk mate. And, on occasion I have pranked you. In fact let's not mince words, I prank you nearly every day. I prank you because I am being forced to. 12 years ago I foolishly attended a costume party and met a woman who I believed to be wearing an elaborate demon's mask. Finding myself smitten, I took the woman to my apartment and initiated intimacy. During coitus, the woman revealed her true form to me, that of a hideous demon with wings and scales. In this moment an infernal pact was formed - she spared my life in exchange for my undying devotion. It is this Demon, known to me as Ibn'x'utl, that has forced me to prank you. The demon says that your grief fuels the furnaces of Hell itself, and that the devils below subsist on your anguish. I apologize for everything Dwight, and only in death may I truly present myself to you as I am. I am not the lazy, pranking, smug paper salesman you knew. I always considered you a friend. In fact, you were my only friend. In death I have broken the pact but be warned - Pam is a Familiar of this demon and was sent to this realm to cause further mischief and pain. She will be coming for you. All of my love and all of my apologies, Jim" Dwight attends Jim's funeral to pay final respects to him, always keeping a watchful eye on Pam. As the casket is lowered the ground begins to shake. Dwight readies himself for a demonic intrusion, when suddenly Jim's casket pops up and Jim (wearing a T-shirt that says "I AIN'T DEAD YET!") pops up and kicks Dwight in the balls. "GOTCHA BITCH!" cackles Jim as he runs through the cemetery. Dwight looks around at the shocked faces of Jim's family, who seem as surprised as he is.
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A wave of brutal murders by strangulation strike Scranton and everyone is terrified that a copycat Scranton Strangler is on the loose. Police are baffled and Dwight, who uses every free moment to try and assist the investigation, keeps hitting dead ends himself. Completely out of ideas, Dwight visits the grave of George Howard Skub, the original strangler. There, he discovers freshly placed flowers and realizes he has his first clue. Dwight stakes out the cemetery for several days and finally sees a tall, smug figure enter the cemetery and kneel before the grave of the Strangler. Dwight makes his move and tackles the man, convinced that it's the copycat killer. Instead, Dwight discovers the figure is Jim. Jim explains that George Skub was his second cousin and Jim comes here to "try and make sense of it all". Dwight apologizes for jumping to conclusions and explains that he's been looking for the copycat strangler and thought he might be the one leaving the flowers. Jim laughs and says he understands Dwight's thought process and would have done the same thing in his shoes. Three more people are strangled over the next month and Dwight begins to suspect he's missing some vital clue, one that might be staring him right in the face. The next day, Jim stares at Dwight and loudly cracks his knuckles. Dwight asks him to stop, but Jim explains that he was up all night "choking the victim" and Dwight, believing this to be a euphemism for masturbation, dismisses it. Dwight is unable to sleep for the next few days as the strangulations continue, while Jim smiles smugly at each of his victims.
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Jim hooks high voltage wires up to Dwight's stapler so when Dwight touches it he receives a severe shock that stops his heart momentarily and causes him chronic arrhythmia for the rest of his life.
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