Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I shot a Tesla into the air,
It falls to earth, I have plugs in my hair

Chuka Umana posted:

cia head is what i call my dick

Modest Mao posted:

is that cause it hasn't seen bush since '77

The Diddler, posted:

So you want erotic fanfic of a former political figure, you want it to maybe involve incest, and you want it to be 'well written' but not weird.

Good luck with that, you weirdo.

mind the walrus posted:

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/955896088174751744

remusclaw posted:

I love you, you love me, now approaching hour three.

Solice Kirsk posted:

"Let them eat rear end." - Marie-Antoinette

Drone posted:

Over the last few years I've been going back and occasionally hitting some of the foundational works of sci-fi that I missed over the years

Last year I finished Dune for the first time and loved it. This weekend I read through Dune Messiah.

I knew going into it that most people think Dune Messiah... ain't great. And yeah, it ain't great. I enjoyed it but despite its short length I still felt it dragged. Now I sorta get what people mean when they say "just read the first book and forget everything else that comes after it."

Hayt/Duncan is a pretty cool character though!

That being said I've already queued up Children of Dune to come back to after I get a lighter non-Frank Herbert palate cleanser in between

General Battuta posted:

You hayt to prophecy it.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

stolen from the twitter:

PainterofCrap posted:

A home invader broke into my nephew's home and shot him in the knee; the interloper wisely left the premises after my nephew responded with his grandfather's firefighting axe. He's about 6'4" 250lbs.

bony tony posted:

It's got a sad ending, because the nephew couldn't be an adventurer anymore and had to become a city guard.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

"Hey nephew, how's that knee?"

"Saw a mudcrab the other day, terrible creatures"

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

My husband plays a game every year on Veteran's Day. It's called "how much can I eat without getting sick". So far he's been to Golden Corral, IHOP, Applebees, Red Robin, and Menchie's.

He looks pregnant. I love him.

Kazak posted:

Same here!

It's basically Christmas for the stolen valor community

TheHomerTax posted:

WatermelonGun posted:

rob ford tackling a woman but everyone itt is both rob ford and the woman

Sagebrush posted:

it is endlessly baffling to me that qqcs has regulars and its own little crew

like their own fyad-lite for people who are even more mentally ill

Sagebrush posted:

it is endlessly baffling to me that qqcs has regulars and its own little crew

like their own fyad-lite for people who are even more mentally ill

Spanish Manlove posted:

It seems to mostly be political forum posters complaining about petty poo poo

Spanish Manlove posted:

It seems to mostly be political forum posters complaining about petty poo poo

Oxxidation posted:

cspam generally agitates for changes in forum culture because it helps distract them from their powerlessness to positively change anything in real life, and if you don’t find anything funny about their inability to do even that then you are not a proper communist

BENGHAZI 2, posted:

im permabanned poster liberalstomper58. i first started reading cspam when i was about 26. by 29 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "jeffrey epstein didnt kill himself" and "i love making GBS threads inside liberal assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of cspam humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

mostlygray posted:

The meat scam is hilarious. I had a couple of dudes roll up at my house while I was doing yard work in a clearly stolen van with the old logo badly spray painted over. It appeared to be a construction van. They had a household fridge inside plugged into an inverter that was sitting loose on top of the dog house with an extension cable. The first guy leaped out of the van and ran up to me like his hair was on fire and his rear end was catching. He yelled to his friend in the car to "show me the good steaks!"

His rap was great and he was very convincing but the fact that I make it a point to not buy stuff out of a running rape van made me decide not to buy. I told him and his buddy to keep up the good work and head out. He whipped a lovely with tires squealing and headed back down the hill from my house. All in all, it was a fun experience.

Qu Appelle posted:

Times like this make me wish I ate red meat, so I could appreciate how horrible this meat is.

There's no tofu equivalent to the 'Van Meat Guy'.

mostlygray posted:

I know I've mentioned it before, but van meat is the best. I've never seen two shadier guys in my life when they came to my house. White shag carpet rape van, home freezer plugged into an inverter running up to the cigarette lighter. The driver kept the van running while he was trying to get me to buy 10 lbs of meat for $75, $55, $35 depending on his rap.

I told him not interested, but he had a great rap so keep up the good work. I shook his hand, and he peeled out before his buddy even got the door shut all the way, made a U turn, and hauled rear end down the hill again.

5 stars, would not buy again but would like to say hi.

Zodijackylite posted:

I'm able to understand the appeal of most of these scams - they appeal to some urge to win now, get the better of a situation, or misrepresent what they're selling. I honestly can't figure out what urge could possibly make people buy meat from a van. I thought the instincts which prevent us from eating spoiled food would be stronger than the ice-cream-truck urge, but I guess not?

If van meat is stolen, it's not refrigerated and has probably been down someone's pants. It's a couple bucks cheaper, I guess?

If van meat is from a "legitimate" seller, then what makes it more appealing than going to a supermarket? Perhaps the only understandable answer is that not everyone has a car or easy access to a supermarket, but the logistics of that still don't make sense when you think about handing over $100 to someone with a fridge in their van.

If van meat is cheaper, which I don't think it is, could it really be that much cheaper than a store with it on sale? Is it that much cheaper than the cost of refrigeration? This isn't stolen speakers of Chinese catalog stuff, it's meat.

Could van meat have a similar appeal to moonshine, because gently caress "the man" and you want it direct? I don't think so, because this product isn't romanticized. Buying venison from the back of a hunter's truck, maybe, but boxes of industrial-packed steak from a van is more like a long-shot knockoff from a bargain store than a jar of moonshine.

Even if someone does buy meat from a van on impulse, what would motivate someone to be a repeat buyer? I can wrap my head around Amway and Mary Kay tactics, payday loans, and stolen electronics, but what kind of broken mind or depraved lunacy motivates buying meat from a van?!?!

Matlack Radio posted:

christmas boots posted:

Basically a CSPAM thread got gassed because a mod accused them of raiding a DnD thread, which CSPAM denies, claiming that the posters in question also routinely post in DnD and that this is an excuse by the mod to flex on a forum he doesn’t like. No one has really been punished and the thread was restarted pretty quickly but people in CSPAM are angry because they believe the mod lied about the circumstances and ultimately the argument seems to be that having CSPAM as a subforum to DnD just isn’t working (although how this would be changed is contentious) and they need to have completely separate mods.

There’s a bit more but I think that’s the gist of it.

Sagebrush posted:

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

im 100,000 hour probated poster Zaurg. i first started reading BFC when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "budgeting" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "buy bitcoin" and "I don't need a budget I need the idea of a budget" in my head for hours, and i would get really libertarian, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of BFC humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal shitcoin fixation. i would advise all people who "get" BFC to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a being a divorced middle aged man with zero savings. peace.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Clitch posted:

Isn't Zaurg also the "goon in a well"?

haveblue posted:

That passage is much older than Zaurg, it's just that prophetic

YeahTubaMike posted:

I read through this whole thread, and as illuminating and depressing as it is, I still think marriage sounds awesome. I'm a bachelorette waiting for the perfect dude with whom to build the perfect DINK life.

vyst posted:

RIP your inbox

EorayMel posted:

Writing n creativity poo poo

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Prick That Was Promised

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

This thread is great for hilarity and sheer what-the-fuckery, but every now and then a quote will come along that directs me to a thread I didn’t know existed but that I also really needed. This is one of those.

So thanks for doing the forums archeology thing, Mel. I appreciate you.

haveblue posted:

The first entry for "goon in a well" in SAclopedia was written in 2009 and another cites a thread from 2006 but the link is broken. A lost ancient text of the forums.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'd say there's about a 90% chance the original Pissing in the Well posts were either about a relationship that was breaking apart or someone working on a car.

Pickwick High posted:

I'm hoping for more vagina meltdowns

Icochet posted:

I think it's a monthly thing